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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2005, 09:02:17 PM

Title: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2005, 09:02:17 PM
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!

TGRR,
Heavily editted, to give the people what they want.
Title: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: Cain on March 18, 2005, 09:05:30 PM
Good on Efrim and yourself.  I have no respect at all for scum like that.
Title: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2005, 09:08:26 PM
Quote from: ScribeGood on Efrim and yourself.  I have no respect at all for scum like that.

Efrim was digging it.  Violence AND in a good cause?

His dream come true.

The whole situation was win-win, all around (except for the fat bastard), but I have no idea why the neighbors flee at my approach.
Title: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: Cain on March 18, 2005, 09:09:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: ScribeGood on Efrim and yourself.  I have no respect at all for scum like that.

Efrim was digging it.  Violence AND in a good cause?

His dream come true.

The whole situation was win-win, all around (except for the fat bastard), but I have no idea why the neighbors flee at my approach.

I think myself and Efrim would get on quite well...and who cares about the fat bastard?
Title: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2005, 09:10:43 PM
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: ScribeGood on Efrim and yourself.  I have no respect at all for scum like that.

Efrim was digging it.  Violence AND in a good cause?

His dream come true.

The whole situation was win-win, all around (except for the fat bastard), but I have no idea why the neighbors flee at my approach.

I think myself and Efrim would get on quite well...and who cares about the fat bastard?

Efrim's a nice guy.  Violent, but nice.  Plus, he gets along with both of me, which most people cannot do.
Title: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 18, 2005, 09:18:01 PM
it's official. Rog/CHEF, Efrim, and Hugh are now my dream foursome for a poker table. I'll bring the beer.

8)
Title: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2005, 09:18:53 PM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodit's official. Rog/CHEF, Efrim, and Hugh are now my dream foursome for a poker table. I'll bring the beer.

8)

And a baggie.  

Do never forget the baggie.
Title: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 18, 2005, 09:20:20 PM
the only baggie I'll have with me will contain some grade A hippie lettuce. I'm quite confident that my teeth will stay in their appointed homes.

8)
Title: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2005, 09:22:18 PM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodthe only baggie I'll have with me will contain some grade A hippie lettuce. I'm quite confident that my teeth will stay in their appointed homes.

8)

That's what they all say.
Title: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 18, 2005, 09:31:49 PM
"they all" aren't me.

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Title: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2005, 09:32:55 PM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthood"they all" aren't me.

8)

Hope springs eternal!  

"I'm SPECIAL!" :lol:
Title: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 18, 2005, 09:34:33 PM
not special.

just good at poker.

8)
Title: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 18, 2005, 09:43:38 PM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodnot special.

just good at poker.

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That could be the thing that will make you end up with your teeth in a baggie, some people really hate to lose.
Title: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: Cain on March 18, 2005, 09:46:19 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodnot special.

just good at poker.

8)
That could be the thing that will make you end up with your teeth in a baggie, some people really hate to lose.

I can testify to that. Monday night was not fun...
Title: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 18, 2005, 10:25:54 PM
people are welcome to be sore losers at the poker table as long as they don't try to interfere with me collecting my winnings. If they try, they soon find out that they have much more to lose than some money in a card game. I can't imagine that'd be a problem with Rog & Co.

8)
Title: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2005, 10:27:17 PM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodpeople are welcome to be sore losers at the poker table as long as they don't try to interfere with me collecting my winnings. If they try, they soon find out that they have much more to lose than some money in a card game. I can't imagine that'd be a problem with Rog & Co.

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Naw.  Fair's fair.

But first you have to win.
Title: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: Cain on March 18, 2005, 10:28:28 PM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodpeople are welcome to be sore losers at the poker table as long as they don't try to interfere with me collecting my winnings. If they try, they soon find out that they have much more to lose than some money in a card game. I can't imagine that'd be a problem with Rog & Co.

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It was with these guys.  It was the sort of game where I was getting worried I was winning to much...
Title: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2005, 10:29:29 PM
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Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodpeople are welcome to be sore losers at the poker table as long as they don't try to interfere with me collecting my winnings. If they try, they soon find out that they have much more to lose than some money in a card game. I can't imagine that'd be a problem with Rog & Co.

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It was with these guys.  It was the sort of game where I was getting worried I was winning to much...

Lose a hand at the end.  Not enough to seriously impact your winnings, but enough to let them save face.
Title: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: Cain on March 18, 2005, 10:30:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodpeople are welcome to be sore losers at the poker table as long as they don't try to interfere with me collecting my winnings. If they try, they soon find out that they have much more to lose than some money in a card game. I can't imagine that'd be a problem with Rog & Co.

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It was with these guys.  It was the sort of game where I was getting worried I was winning to much...

Lose a hand at the end.  Not enough to seriously impact your winnings, but enough to let them save face.

I did just that.  However they werent very polite regardless.  Still, I am still here, so it cant have been that bad.
Title: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 18, 2005, 10:45:56 PM
that's why I never go unarmed. Turns out, when someone's sucking on the wrong end of a .357, they're pretty easy to reason with.

8)
Title: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2005, 10:46:40 PM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodthat's why I never go unarmed. Turns out, when someone's sucking on the wrong end of a .357, they're pretty easy to reason with.

8)

Doesn't help against the "Greedo Manuever".
Title: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 18, 2005, 10:47:24 PM
a'ight, don't leave me hanging...

:?:
Title: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: Cain on March 18, 2005, 10:47:44 PM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodthat's why I never go unarmed. Turns out, when someone's sucking on the wrong end of a .357, they're pretty easy to reason with.

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Bit harder in the UK (since all weapons are banned) but I generally find time to hide a couple of knives on myself.  And steel tip pens.  And suspiciously large rings.  And you get the idea....
Title: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2005, 10:52:00 PM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthooda'ight, don't leave me hanging...

:?:

That's when you get blasted under the table.

It happens when people cheat, pull guns, derail threads, etc.
Title: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 18, 2005, 11:15:16 PM
gotcha...

the only time I ever cheat at poker is if I'm playing for drinks or clothes.

8)
Title: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2005, 12:30:14 AM
Why the fuck do I bother?
Title: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 19, 2005, 12:34:32 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerWhy the fuck do I bother?

Because deep down inside you are a good person, but don't worry, I won't tell, no one would believe me anyway.

How did Efrim end up being a violent hippy, that seems like being an oxymoron incarnate?
Title: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2005, 12:35:40 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerWhy the fuck do I bother?

Because deep down inside you are a good person, but don't worry, I won't tell, no one would believe me anyway.

How did Efrim end up being a violent hippy, that seems like being an oxymoron incarnate?

I don't know.  He LOOKS like a hippie, but he strikes like a cobra.
Title: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: Cain on March 19, 2005, 12:39:34 AM
He sounds like the perfect sparring partner, not like all the deadbeats up here.  They complain incessantly "that isnt fair!" whenver I do something that works.  Losers....
Title: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 19, 2005, 12:39:41 AM
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Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerWhy the fuck do I bother?

Because deep down inside you are a good person, but don't worry, I won't tell, no one would believe me anyway.

How did Efrim end up being a violent hippy, that seems like being an oxymoron incarnate?

I don't know.  He LOOKS like a hippie, but he strikes like a cobra.
Sounds like my hubby.  He broke a guy's ribs a couple of months ago without getting out of his chair.  And he pretty much looks like a hippy.
Title: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2005, 12:41:06 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerWhy the fuck do I bother?

Because deep down inside you are a good person, but don't worry, I won't tell, no one would believe me anyway.

How did Efrim end up being a violent hippy, that seems like being an oxymoron incarnate?

I don't know.  He LOOKS like a hippie, but he strikes like a cobra.
Sounds like my hubby.  He broke a guy's ribs a couple of months ago without getting out of his chair.  And he pretty much looks like a hippy.

Efrim is more like an enraged Chimpanzee*.  He doesn't do "economy of motion"...it's just a blur of violence, and then he acts like nothing happened.

Spooky, really.

* - without the ball biting thing, of course.
Title: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 19, 2005, 12:51:18 AM
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Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
How did Efrim end up being a violent hippy, that seems like being an oxymoron incarnate?

I don't know.  He LOOKS like a hippie, but he strikes like a cobra.
Sounds like my hubby.  He broke a guy's ribs a couple of months ago without getting out of his chair.  And he pretty much looks like a hippy.

Efrim is more like an enraged Chimpanzee*.  He doesn't do "economy of motion"...it's just a blur of violence, and then he acts like nothing happened.

Spooky, really.

* - without the ball biting thing, of course.
It may be a Zen thing.  Do what is needed at the time and then you are done with it.  Efrim has been kinda quiet since I started here, so I don't know him that well.  You, on the other hand, are a worse loud mouth than me, well, some days anyway, hehehehehe
Title: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: Efrim on March 19, 2005, 07:22:16 AM
More interesting stories about me. I do love stories. Espically about cookies and pie.

At least Rog didn't see what happend in London. Even I will admit that incident was a bit out of hand.
Title: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: Efrim on March 19, 2005, 07:26:22 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Efrim is more like an enraged Chimpanzee*.  He doesn't do "economy of motion"...it's just a blur of violence, and then he acts like nothing happened.

Spooky, really.

* - without the ball biting thing, of course.

It's economical. I mean, I'm rarely tired afterwards. You see, kickboxers got it right, you need to engage the entire body.
Title: Re: Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on March 19, 2005, 03:48:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerCookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!

TGRR,
Heavily editted, to give the people what they want.

Snap out of it, man.
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