Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Literate Chaotic => Topic started by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 21, 2005, 04:33:35 AM

Title: Crappy poetry warning
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 21, 2005, 04:33:35 AM
Happy Vernal Equinox
The birds begin to sing
The days and nights are even
And the green begins to SPRING

Hey, I warned you.  Happy first day of spring every body.
Title: Crappy poetry warning
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 21, 2005, 04:37:16 AM
/me goes to sulk because Summer never happened and it is now time to hibernate for Autumn.
Title: Crappy poetry warning
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 21, 2005, 04:46:15 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci/me goes to sulk because Summer never happened and it is now time to hibernate for Autumn.
Poor sweetie, maybe you should plan a trip to the States aroung July.
Title: Crappy poetry warning
Post by: Caster Braids on March 22, 2005, 12:38:55 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci/me goes to sulk because Summer never happened and it is now time to hibernate for Autumn.

Summer is right here.  If you want Summer, you will need to fill out a dating application, and give three references.
Title: Crappy poetry warning
Post by: Malaul on March 22, 2005, 12:47:56 AM
I think the three of us will have to fight over him
Title: Crappy poetry warning
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 22, 2005, 12:49:43 AM
Quote from: Caster Braids
Quote from: Guido Finucci/me goes to sulk because Summer never happened and it is now time to hibernate for Autumn.

Summer is right here.  If you want Summer, you will need to fill out a dating application, and give three references.

you little whore!

you told me I was the only one you'd engage in genital torture with!!

:evil:
Title: Crappy poetry warning
Post by: Malaul on March 22, 2005, 12:51:50 AM
OOOOOOOOOOO


FIGHT FIGHTTTTT

SOMEONE GET BEER!!!
POPCORN!!!
Title: Crappy poetry warning
Post by: agent compassion on March 22, 2005, 12:54:09 AM
::dashes off to the Open Bar and returns with a grocery cart full of liquor and cheese popcorn::

Whaddimiss???
Title: Crappy poetry warning
Post by: Malaul on March 22, 2005, 12:55:05 AM
nothing yet
GOAT threw one down
now its Braids *coughwhorecough* turn
Title: Re: Crappy poetry warning
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on March 22, 2005, 01:01:44 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyHappy Vernal Equinox
The birds begin to sing
The days and nights are even
And the green begins to SPRING

Hey, I warned you.  Happy first day of spring every body.

10/10 lol!!1!
Title: Crappy poetry warning
Post by: Hoshiko on March 22, 2005, 02:38:33 AM
Ooo, Jerry Springer in the Literate Chaotic!

*stabs Hotsuma with rusty Spring*
Title: Crappy poetry warning
Post by: Caster Braids on March 22, 2005, 04:09:36 AM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthood
Quote from: Caster Braids
Quote from: Guido Finucci/me goes to sulk because Summer never happened and it is now time to hibernate for Autumn.

Summer is right here.  If you want Summer, you will need to fill out a dating application, and give three references.

you little whore!

you told me I was the only one you'd engage in genital torture with!!

:evil:

Summer is no whore.  Summer is a Slutty Virgin.

Although, as way of Consolation, Summer could be induced to strike Virgin from Summer's headstone.

For the good of the NKVD.
Title: Crappy poetry warning
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 22, 2005, 05:24:42 AM
Crowley, what the fuck is all this hoopla
about getting O and U before
Getting OUT
I think your HGA is fucking loony
and perhaps you need to get a T
Before you can get a HINK
Or mayhaps you should just write Wicca books
Now
They sell more than those weird magical books anyhow
Or maybe just get Mr. T before you
get O or U
Title: Crappy poetry warning
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 22, 2005, 06:51:35 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCCrowley, what the fuck is all this hoopla
about getting O and U before
Getting OUT
I think your HGA is fucking loony
and perhaps you need to get a T
Before you can get a HINK
Or mayhaps you should just write Wicca books
Now
They sell more than those weird magical books anyhow
Or maybe just get Mr. T before you
get O or U

RAWR!

adn a roffle on waffles with mayo!
Title: Crappy poetry warning
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 22, 2005, 08:44:27 AM
Heh. Yep. Reading the Book of Lies and then writing stuff based around it is always good for a hoot.