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Title: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Gimoz on March 21, 2005, 09:10:50 PM
WOAH!
I think I just got enligthened, just a few minutes ago. I was sitting here in front of my computer doing Nothing In Particular¬?,Ñ¢ when suddenly I realized that all sense and reason was seeping out of my mind, slowly emptying it. This feeling built up over a few minutes, and I could feel my brain processing enormous amounts of nothingness.

Then WAZOOOM! I see that nothing makes sense at all, and that makes perfect sense! Everything is here for a reason and no reason at all!

Nananananananananananananananananana!!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

//Gimoz, who's mind has intentionally been left blank.
Title: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Cain on March 21, 2005, 09:11:55 PM
Rock on! :D What wonderful teachings do you have for us?
Title: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Gimoz on March 21, 2005, 09:17:26 PM
Im feeling all jittery and giggly at the moment. I think Im going insane in a wonderfull way.
Title: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Sepia on March 22, 2005, 12:19:38 AM
that sounds like a standard trip on shrooms...


:D
Title: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Malaul on March 22, 2005, 12:27:09 AM
not for me


::shudder::
Title: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on March 22, 2005, 12:34:29 AM
no, that's just gas.
Title: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 22, 2005, 01:03:51 AM
happens to me all teh time, wel nto particularly recently, but fairly often. great felling tho aint it?
Title: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 22, 2005, 03:52:16 AM
Way to go Buddha!

Pass the tequila!
Title: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Karinka on March 22, 2005, 06:17:54 AM
Quote from: Awkward Behaviourhappens to me all teh time, wel nto particularly recently, but fairly often. great felling tho aint it?

That happens to me when I empty my mind and realize that the reason for everything is absolutely nothing but a cooked up plan for entertainment.
Title: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 22, 2005, 06:33:53 AM
Quote from: Karinka
Quote from: Awkward Behaviourhappens to me all teh time, wel nto particularly recently, but fairly often. great felling tho aint it?

That happens to me when I empty my mind and realize that the reason for everything is absolutely nothing but a cooked up plan for entertainment.

well tehre ya go, you know what i'm tlaking about.
Title: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 22, 2005, 07:54:56 AM
Then again. It could be just the angle of the light.
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on March 22, 2005, 12:08:00 PM
Quote from: GimozWOAH!
I think I just got enligthened, just a few minutes ago. I was sitting here in front of my computer doing Nothing In Particular¬?,Ñ¢ when suddenly I realized that all sense and reason was seeping out of my mind, slowly emptying it. This feeling built up over a few minutes, and I could feel my brain processing enormous amounts of nothingness.

Then WAZOOOM! I see that nothing makes sense at all, and that makes perfect sense! Everything is here for a reason and no reason at all!

Nananananananananananananananananana!!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

//Gimoz, who's mind has intentionally been left blank.

That's not enlightenment.  That's gas.
Title: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 22, 2005, 12:10:50 PM
That could very well be. A match test is in order.
Title: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Cain on March 22, 2005, 12:16:20 PM
There is a fine line between enlightenment and gas release.
Title: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on March 22, 2005, 12:20:25 PM
Quote from: ScribeThere is a fine line between enlightenment and gas release.

Except during the NFL playoffs.  Then it's the same thing.
Title: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Gimoz on March 22, 2005, 04:24:53 PM
No drugs was involved... i think
Title: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on March 22, 2005, 04:25:40 PM
Quote from: GimozNo drugs was involved... i think

But was the NFL involved?

Inquiring minds want to know.
Title: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Gimoz on March 22, 2005, 04:43:07 PM
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: GimozNo drugs was involved... i think

But was the NFL involved?

Inquiring minds want to know.
I don't even know what NFL is, so I can't answer.

Sorry
Title: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on March 22, 2005, 04:43:49 PM
Quote from: Gimoz
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: GimozNo drugs was involved... i think

But was the NFL involved?

Inquiring minds want to know.
I don't even know what NFL is, so I can't answer.

Sorry

:shock:

What a world, what a world...

(National Football League)
Title: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Gimoz on March 22, 2005, 04:44:56 PM
Nope. No footballs in sight.
Sports doesn't intrest me very much... or at all.

Kaboom
Title: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on March 22, 2005, 04:45:46 PM
Quote from: GimozNope. No footballs in sight.
Sports doesn't intrest me very much... or at all.

Kaboom

Dang!  That's downright un-American, kid.

Are you sure you're not a terrarist?
Title: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Felix on March 22, 2005, 06:50:30 PM
Enlightenment is what happened to me when I realized that I was intrinsically ifallible.

EDIT: Infallible.
Title: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Gimoz on March 22, 2005, 06:51:53 PM
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: GimozNope. No footballs in sight.
Sports doesn't intrest me very much... or at all.

Kaboom

Dang!  That's downright un-American, kid.

Are you sure you're not a terrarist?
I AM downright un-American. I'm swedish.
I might be a terrorist, I might not. Only time will tell.

...

KABOOM!
Title: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on March 22, 2005, 06:53:08 PM
Quote from: Gimoz
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: GimozNope. No footballs in sight.
Sports doesn't intrest me very much... or at all.

Kaboom

Dang!  That's downright un-American, kid.

Are you sure you're not a terrarist?
I AM downright un-American. I'm swedish.
I might be a terrorist, I might not. Only time will tell.

...

KABOOM!

A Swede?  That figures.

Your nation will pay, one day, for your unprovoked aggressions.
Title: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Gimoz on March 22, 2005, 07:14:25 PM
all phear teh evil swede!
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: cat~maxwell on March 28, 2005, 01:55:44 AM
Quote from: GimozWOAH!
I think I just got enligthened, just a few minutes ago. I was sitting here in front of my computer doing Nothing In Particular¬?,Ñ¢ when suddenly I realized that all sense and reason was seeping out of my mind, slowly emptying it. This feeling built up over a few minutes, and I could feel my brain processing enormous amounts of nothingness.

Then WAZOOOM! I see that nothing makes sense at all, and that makes perfect sense! Everything is here for a reason and no reason at all!

Nananananananananananananananananana!!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

//Gimoz, who's mind has intentionally been left blank.
i think Nietzche went through your wallet while you were in that coma, space cadet.
Title: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on March 28, 2005, 05:31:21 AM
So that's where he got American money from. I was wondering, since he's German, and dead
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 29, 2007, 05:31:00 AM
Quote from: Gimoz on March 21, 2005, 09:10:50 PM
WOAH!
I think I just got enligthened, just a few minutes ago. I was sitting here in front of my computer doing Nothing In Particular¬?,Ñ¢ when suddenly I realized that all sense and reason was seeping out of my mind, slowly emptying it. This feeling built up over a few minutes, and I could feel my brain processing enormous amounts of nothingness.

Then WAZOOOM! I see that nothing makes sense at all, and that makes perfect sense! Everything is here for a reason and no reason at all!

Nananananananananananananananananana!!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

//Gimoz, who's mind has intentionally been left blank.

Why can't I kill people like this just by wanting it?
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: hooplala on September 29, 2007, 01:57:27 PM
Wow . . . wow.  And that was about a month before I joined this board . . .
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Doktor Loki on October 01, 2007, 06:20:51 AM
I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

This shit is why I stopped lurking here the first time.
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Penumbral on October 01, 2007, 06:26:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 29, 2007, 05:31:00 AM
Why can't I kill people like this just by wanting it?

Roger I hope that is the only time you and I have ever had the same thought.
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on October 02, 2007, 11:38:29 AM
HAY GUYZ, CHECK IT OUT!

http://www.dreamspell.net/LKS/eris-frame.html

THE BEST DISCRODIAN COLORING BOOK EVAR!!!

:hosrie:
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Triple Zero on October 02, 2007, 11:13:00 PM
those graphics look pretty cool, IMO
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on October 03, 2007, 06:49:40 AM
Quote from: triple zero on October 02, 2007, 11:13:00 PM
those graphics look pretty cool, IMO

GTFO.
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Cramulus on October 03, 2007, 09:27:32 PM
I actually used to have a hard copy of that thing


by hard I mean printercrafted
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: LMNO on October 04, 2007, 01:18:43 PM
Actually, that isn't 100% suck.



It may be about 65-70% suck, but not 100%.
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on October 05, 2007, 12:21:35 AM
Quote from: LMNO on October 04, 2007, 01:18:43 PM
Actually, that isn't 100% suck.



It may be about 65-70% suck, but not 100%.

Does this invalidate my usage of the hosrie?
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: LMNO on October 05, 2007, 01:01:40 PM
The fuck if I know.


I am not my hosrie's keeper.
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2007, 07:06:16 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 04, 2007, 01:18:43 PM
Actually, that isn't 100% suck.



It may be about 65-70% suck, but not 100%.

Roger thinks you should re-check your figures.
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: hooplala on October 05, 2007, 08:54:48 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: I Am Not A Rhombus on October 07, 2007, 02:43:16 AM
But you can't even fit a pony in a blender...
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 07, 2007, 05:59:16 PM
Quote from: I Am Not A Rhombus on October 07, 2007, 02:43:16 AM
But you can't even fit a pony in a blender...

ZOMFG23LAWOF5SPINEALGLAND.

There.  We covered all the bases.  Now stop acting like a fucking retard.

Thanks, asshole.
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Kusa on December 21, 2007, 09:39:38 AM
Oroa dig ej, om du andas djupt ett tag så återvänder allt till det normala.
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: In Sanity We Trust on December 21, 2007, 09:58:44 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 29, 2007, 05:31:00 AM
Quote from: Gimoz on March 21, 2005, 09:10:50 PM
WOAH!
I think I just got enligthened, just a few minutes ago. I was sitting here in front of my computer doing Nothing In Particular¬?,Ñ¢ when suddenly I realized that all sense and reason was seeping out of my mind, slowly emptying it. This feeling built up over a few minutes, and I could feel my brain processing enormous amounts of nothingness.

Then WAZOOOM! I see that nothing makes sense at all, and that makes perfect sense! Everything is here for a reason and no reason at all!

Nananananananananananananananananana!!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

//Gimoz, who's mind has intentionally been left blank.

Why can't I kill people like this just by wanting it?

I think that's covered in the section where nothing makes any sense at all.
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: AFK on December 21, 2007, 02:07:42 PM
Quote from: Kusa on December 21, 2007, 09:39:38 AM
Oroa dig ej, om du andas djupt ett tag så återvänder allt till det normala.

I hope you plan on sharing with the class. 
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Kusa on December 21, 2007, 04:01:57 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 21, 2007, 02:07:42 PM
Quote from: Kusa on December 21, 2007, 09:39:38 AM
Oroa dig ej, om du andas djupt ett tag så återvänder allt till det normala.

I hope you plan on sharing with the class. 

It means: Worry not, if you breathe deeply for a while everything turns back to normal.
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on December 21, 2007, 04:04:14 PM
Quote from: Kusa on December 21, 2007, 04:01:57 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 21, 2007, 02:07:42 PM
Quote from: Kusa on December 21, 2007, 09:39:38 AM
Oroa dig ej, om du andas djupt ett tag så återvänder allt till det normala.

I hope you plan on sharing with the class. 

It means: Worry not, if you breathe deeply for a while everything turns back to normal.

LIES!!!  I tried breathing deeply for a while and everything turned into a bad anime for thirty minutes or so.
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Kusa on December 21, 2007, 04:10:09 PM
DO NOT FEAR REALITY! REALITY IS A BAD ANIME!
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: AFK on December 21, 2007, 04:10:55 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on December 21, 2007, 04:04:14 PM
Quote from: Kusa on December 21, 2007, 04:01:57 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 21, 2007, 02:07:42 PM
Quote from: Kusa on December 21, 2007, 09:39:38 AM
Oroa dig ej, om du andas djupt ett tag så återvänder allt till det normala.

I hope you plan on sharing with the class. 

It means: Worry not, if you breathe deeply for a while everything turns back to normal.

LIES!!!  I tried breathing deeply for a while and everything turned into a bad anime for thirty minutes or so.

Well sure.  Next time try putting down the Jenkem.   :wink:
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on December 21, 2007, 04:11:21 PM
Quote from: Kusa on December 21, 2007, 04:10:09 PM
DO NOT FEAR REALITY! REALITY IS A BAD ANIME!

Oh that explains so much.
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: LMNO on December 21, 2007, 04:49:08 PM
Quote from: Kusa on December 21, 2007, 04:01:57 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 21, 2007, 02:07:42 PM
Quote from: Kusa on December 21, 2007, 09:39:38 AM
Oroa dig ej, om du andas djupt ett tag så återvänder allt till det normala.

I hope you plan on sharing with the class. 

It means: Worry not, if you breathe deeply for a while everything turns back to normal.


"Normal" does not exist.






LMNO
-Kicks Gaussian functions in the nads.
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Kusa on December 21, 2007, 04:52:20 PM
Why exclude "normal" when all our other fantastic made up concepts roam and rape freely?
You racist.
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: LMNO on December 21, 2007, 05:57:38 PM
I think you're starting to see why the barstool is needed...




LMNO
-tosses Kusa a barstool, and wades into the fray. 
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Kusa on December 22, 2007, 06:13:47 PM
Nope, no lessons learned. :')
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on December 26, 2007, 05:04:11 PM
Quote from: Kusa on December 22, 2007, 06:13:47 PM
Nope, no lessons learned. :')

*picks up a barstool and whacks Kusa over the head with it*

I don't imagine it helped, but I enjoyed it.
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: LMNO on December 26, 2007, 06:20:09 PM
Good to see you're able to be an ape, just like the rest of us.
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on December 26, 2007, 06:27:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 26, 2007, 06:20:09 PM
Good to see you're able to be an ape, just like the rest of us.

Well, all metaphors fit somewhere... if you have a shoehorn large enough to manage it. For me, I've never really felt that the Barstool Metaphor was particularly good for enlightening the receiver, but who doesn't enjoy whacking someone in the head with a stool on occasion, just for the fun of it? It may not teach them a thing about reality (and if they have a decent philosophical grasp on the concepts that they are espousing, it shouldn't change their mind at all), but it can be damned good stress relief.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: LMNO on December 26, 2007, 06:37:26 PM
Hear, hear.


I can see what you're saying... I have a feeling that amongst the complaints the pinealists have with PD.com is that some of us tend towards pragmatism over idealism... Or we're Idealistically Pragmatic.

I dunno if that makes sense.  My wife just took me out to lunch at a high-end sushi place.  I had some sake.  w00t.
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Cramulus on December 26, 2007, 06:41:53 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on December 26, 2007, 06:27:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 26, 2007, 06:20:09 PM
Good to see you're able to be an ape, just like the rest of us.

Well, all metaphors fit somewhere... if you have a shoehorn large enough to manage it. For me, I've never really felt that the Barstool Metaphor was particularly good for enlightening the receiver, but who doesn't enjoy whacking someone in the head with a stool on occasion, just for the fun of it? It may not teach them a thing about reality (and if they have a decent philosophical grasp on the concepts that they are espousing, it shouldn't change their mind at all), but it can be damned good stress relief.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

As the saying goes:
"When the oxygen masks come down, put your own mask on before attempting to help those around you."
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on December 26, 2007, 07:48:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 26, 2007, 06:37:26 PM
Hear, hear.


I can see what you're saying... I have a feeling that amongst the complaints the pinealists have with PD.com is that some of us tend towards pragmatism over idealism... Or we're Idealistically Pragmatic.

I dunno if that makes sense.  My wife just took me out to lunch at a high-end sushi place.  I had some sake.  w00t.

Well, I think that and the wholesale vocal rejection of everything that most of them know about Discordianism. Don't get me wrong, every cult has its higher level where all of the n00b stuff gets replaced with some other stuff... but usually they hide that shit behind a initiation so that the n00b is inducted into a new mindset, and is brought to an understanding of how the old mindset isn't wrong... but rather that its just a model.

Many young, tragically hip Discordians have only read the PD and maybe some of Bob's books. Yet instead of folks here saying "Yes, that's really cool... didja notice how *insert thing* actually leads to *insert new concept*, we often tend to say "You have 50 posts to get that bullshit out of your system, or we will unleash that which cannot be named on your ass. Have a nice day."

When I began hanging out here more often than in the past, I found this mindset lame... not because it failed to embrace the old maps and models, but because often it appears (from the outside) that most people here would like to burn all of the old maps and models, rather than simply including newer maps and models alongside the old ones.

I think it comes from pragmatism in some sense... but it can appear more like genocide on occasion ;-)
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Cramulus on December 26, 2007, 07:58:35 PM
hey, if it were our duty to personally lead the LDD through the veils of Limbo Peak
this place would be even more fucked up than it already is  :mrgreen:


ho ho ho we're so advanced


ah ho CRAMULUS
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on December 26, 2007, 07:59:35 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on December 26, 2007, 07:58:35 PM
hey, if it were our duty to personally lead the LDD through the veils of Limbo Peak
this place would be even more fucked up than it already is  :mrgreen:


ho ho ho we're so advanced


ah ho CRAMULUS

Hail Hail and Hail Yes ;-)
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: LMNO on December 26, 2007, 08:01:32 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on December 26, 2007, 07:48:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 26, 2007, 06:37:26 PM
Hear, hear.


I can see what you're saying... I have a feeling that amongst the complaints the pinealists have with PD.com is that some of us tend towards pragmatism over idealism... Or we're Idealistically Pragmatic.

I dunno if that makes sense.  My wife just took me out to lunch at a high-end sushi place.  I had some sake.  w00t.

Well, I think that and the wholesale vocal rejection of everything that most of them know about Discordianism. Don't get me wrong, every cult has its higher level where all of the n00b stuff gets replaced with some other stuff... but usually they hide that shit behind a initiation so that the n00b is inducted into a new mindset, and is brought to an understanding of how the old mindset isn't wrong... but rather that its just a model.

Many young, tragically hip Discordians have only read the PD and maybe some of Bob's books. Yet instead of folks here saying "Yes, that's really cool... didja notice how *insert thing* actually leads to *insert new concept*, we often tend to say "You have 50 posts to get that bullshit out of your system, or we will unleash that which cannot be named on your ass. Have a nice day."

When I began hanging out here more often than in the past, I found this mindset lame... not because it failed to embrace the old maps and models, but because often it appears (from the outside) that most people here would like to burn all of the old maps and models, rather than simply including newer maps and models alongside the old ones.

I think it comes from pragmatism in some sense... but it can appear more like genocide on occasion ;-)

Well, a lot of that comes from the absolute predictability of many of the pinealist posters.

After almost 5 years of that shit, it gets kind of irritating.  Every so often, I'll engage someone on Discordian theosophy, but you can only take so much "LOL23FNORDPINEALGLANDSMOKEWEEDPINEALERISERIERISERISERIS23232323LOL" before you want to punch someone.
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on December 26, 2007, 08:27:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 26, 2007, 08:01:32 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on December 26, 2007, 07:48:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 26, 2007, 06:37:26 PM
Hear, hear.


I can see what you're saying... I have a feeling that amongst the complaints the pinealists have with PD.com is that some of us tend towards pragmatism over idealism... Or we're Idealistically Pragmatic.

I dunno if that makes sense.  My wife just took me out to lunch at a high-end sushi place.  I had some sake.  w00t.

Well, I think that and the wholesale vocal rejection of everything that most of them know about Discordianism. Don't get me wrong, every cult has its higher level where all of the n00b stuff gets replaced with some other stuff... but usually they hide that shit behind a initiation so that the n00b is inducted into a new mindset, and is brought to an understanding of how the old mindset isn't wrong... but rather that its just a model.

Many young, tragically hip Discordians have only read the PD and maybe some of Bob's books. Yet instead of folks here saying "Yes, that's really cool... didja notice how *insert thing* actually leads to *insert new concept*, we often tend to say "You have 50 posts to get that bullshit out of your system, or we will unleash that which cannot be named on your ass. Have a nice day."

When I began hanging out here more often than in the past, I found this mindset lame... not because it failed to embrace the old maps and models, but because often it appears (from the outside) that most people here would like to burn all of the old maps and models, rather than simply including newer maps and models alongside the old ones.

I think it comes from pragmatism in some sense... but it can appear more like genocide on occasion ;-)

Well, a lot of that comes from the absolute predictability of many of the pinealist posters.

After almost 5 years of that shit, it gets kind of irritating.  Every so often, I'll engage someone on Discordian theosophy, but you can only take so much "LOL23FNORDPINEALGLANDSMOKEWEEDPINEALERISERIERISERISERIS23232323LOL" before you want to punch someone.

Oh don't get me wrong, I understand that point quite well.  I speak only of appearance to the outside, not what reasons might exist within. For while we have been subject to 23PINEALFNORDS for 4, 5, 6, or even 23 years... some are just discovering it. Again, I think it might be similar to the 'degrees' in initatory societies. I'm sure that Thelemics get tired of hearing some n00b ranting about summoning Therion and Babelon (again). I'm sure some Wiccans get tired of hearing about some n00b's experience with "The Goddess" again and again.  I wonder if that's not the reason for degrees in some systems. So that the n00bs aren't destroyed, but rather guided. Those that aren't under the same delusions as a n00b can take refuge in their fellows of similar degree ;-)

Perhaps the other systems just evolved a mechanism to take care of their own PINEALISTS, while PDians just hits them with barstools ;-)
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Chairman Risus on December 27, 2007, 02:02:34 AM
Quote from: Ratatosk on December 26, 2007, 07:48:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 26, 2007, 06:37:26 PM
Hear, hear.


I can see what you're saying... I have a feeling that amongst the complaints the pinealists have with PD.com is that some of us tend towards pragmatism over idealism... Or we're Idealistically Pragmatic.

I dunno if that makes sense.  My wife just took me out to lunch at a high-end sushi place.  I had some sake.  w00t.

Well, I think that and the wholesale vocal rejection of everything that most of them know about Discordianism. Don't get me wrong, every cult has its higher level where all of the n00b stuff gets replaced with some other stuff... but usually they hide that shit behind a initiation so that the n00b is inducted into a new mindset, and is brought to an understanding of how the old mindset isn't wrong... but rather that its just a model.

Many young, tragically hip Discordians have only read the PD and maybe some of Bob's books. Yet instead of folks here saying "Yes, that's really cool... didja notice how *insert thing* actually leads to *insert new concept*, we often tend to say "You have 50 posts to get that bullshit out of your system, or we will unleash that which cannot be named on your ass. Have a nice day."
When I began hanging out here more often than in the past, I found this mindset lame... not because it failed to embrace the old maps and models, but because often it appears (from the outside) that most people here would like to burn all of the old maps and models, rather than simply including newer maps and models alongside the old ones.

I think it comes from pragmatism in some sense... but it can appear more like genocide on occasion ;-)

I thought we called him Roger.  :?
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2007, 05:40:28 AM
Quote from: Gimoz on March 21, 2005, 09:10:50 PM
WOAH!
I think I just got enligthened, just a few minutes ago. I was sitting here in front of my computer doing Nothing In Particular¬?,Ñ¢ when suddenly I realized that all sense and reason was seeping out of my mind, slowly emptying it. This feeling built up over a few minutes, and I could feel my brain processing enormous amounts of nothingness.

Then WAZOOOM! I see that nothing makes sense at all, and that makes perfect sense! Everything is here for a reason and no reason at all!

Nananananananananananananananananana!!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

//Gimoz, who's mind has intentionally been left blank.

Repost for the venting of contempt.

Having an attack of mania != "enlightenment".
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Jasper on May 25, 2008, 10:12:49 PM
Wazoom.
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: hooplala on May 26, 2008, 01:51:31 PM
This thread makes Screamin Jay Hawkins cry.
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Dido on May 26, 2008, 07:05:51 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 26, 2008, 01:51:31 PM
This thread makes Screamin Jay Hawkins cry.

Want to hear that.
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: NWC on May 26, 2008, 08:20:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2007, 05:40:28 AM
Quote from: Gimoz on March 21, 2005, 09:10:50 PM
WOAH!
I think I just got enligthened, just a few minutes ago. I was sitting here in front of my computer doing Nothing In Particular¬?,Ñ¢ when suddenly I realized that all sense and reason was seeping out of my mind, slowly emptying it. This feeling built up over a few minutes, and I could feel my brain processing enormous amounts of nothingness.

Then WAZOOOM! I see that nothing makes sense at all, and that makes perfect sense! Everything is here for a reason and no reason at all!

Nananananananananananananananananana!!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

//Gimoz, who's mind has intentionally been left blank.

Repost for the venting of contempt.

Having an attack of mania != "enlightenment".


But it often feels like it to the person experiencing in. In my most recent manic episode, the most intense I've ever had(I did not sleep or eat for over 3 weeks), I was feeling enlightened for a bit, but then my skepticism kicked in and I started writing a book about mania. I wrote a complete outline and about 200 pages, and it's about halfway done. It's kindof like Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance hopped up on active schizophrenia(it's actually much more complicated than that, but I don't really feel like explaining the whole thing right now, maybe when it's finished).

That being said, mania can lead to varying forms of enlightenment, for the sole reason that one can be awake and thinking for 3 weeks, and achieve things mentally in that time. However, most of that enlightenment, for me at least, well I don't really know how to explain it, except maybe fnord23pinealgland.

Kidding, but yeah, I did learn alot about myself and the nature of many in those 3 weeks, but that's cos I had nothing better to do.
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2009, 08:56:18 PM
Quote from: Gimoz on March 21, 2005, 09:10:50 PM
WOAH!
I think I just got enligthened, just a few minutes ago. I was sitting here in front of my computer doing Nothing In Particular¬?,Ñ¢ when suddenly I realized that all sense and reason was seeping out of my mind, slowly emptying it. This feeling built up over a few minutes, and I could feel my brain processing enormous amounts of nothingness.

Then WAZOOOM! I see that nothing makes sense at all, and that makes perfect sense! Everything is here for a reason and no reason at all!

Nananananananananananananananananana!!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

//Gimoz, who's mind has intentionally been left blank.

Don't do drugs, kids.  Give them to TGRR.
Title: Re: Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 11, 2009, 10:26:16 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 26, 2007, 08:27:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 26, 2007, 08:01:32 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on December 26, 2007, 07:48:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 26, 2007, 06:37:26 PM
Hear, hear.


I can see what you're saying... I have a feeling that amongst the complaints the pinealists have with PD.com is that some of us tend towards pragmatism over idealism... Or we're Idealistically Pragmatic.

I dunno if that makes sense.  My wife just took me out to lunch at a high-end sushi place.  I had some sake.  w00t.

THIS

Well, I think that and the wholesale vocal rejection of everything that most of them know about Discordianism. Don't get me wrong, every cult has its higher level where all of the n00b stuff gets replaced with some other stuff... but usually they hide that shit behind a initiation so that the n00b is inducted into a new mindset, and is brought to an understanding of how the old mindset isn't wrong... but rather that its just a model.

Many young, tragically hip Discordians have only read the PD and maybe some of Bob's books. Yet instead of folks here saying "Yes, that's really cool... didja notice how *insert thing* actually leads to *insert new concept*, we often tend to say "You have 50 posts to get that bullshit out of your system, or we will unleash that which cannot be named on your ass. Have a nice day."

When I began hanging out here more often than in the past, I found this mindset lame... not because it failed to embrace the old maps and models, but because often it appears (from the outside) that most people here would like to burn all of the old maps and models, rather than simply including newer maps and models alongside the old ones.

I think it comes from pragmatism in some sense... but it can appear more like genocide on occasion ;-)

Well, a lot of that comes from the absolute predictability of many of the pinealist posters.

After almost 5 years of that shit, it gets kind of irritating.  Every so often, I'll engage someone on Discordian theosophy, but you can only take so much "LOL23FNORDPINEALGLANDSMOKEWEEDPINEALERISERIERISERISERIS23232323LOL" before you want to punch someone.

Oh don't get me wrong, I understand that point quite well.  I speak only of appearance to the outside, not what reasons might exist within. For while we have been subject to 23PINEALFNORDS for 4, 5, 6, or even 23 years... some are just discovering it. Again, I think it might be similar to the 'degrees' in initatory societies. I'm sure that Thelemics get tired of hearing some n00b ranting about summoning Therion and Babelon (again). I'm sure some Wiccans get tired of hearing about some n00b's experience with "The Goddess" again and again.  I wonder if that's not the reason for degrees in some systems. So that the n00bs aren't destroyed, but rather guided. Those that aren't under the same delusions as a n00b can take refuge in their fellows of similar degree ;-)

Perhaps the other systems just evolved a mechanism to take care of their own PINEALISTS, while PDians just hits them with barstools ;-)