Atlanta Nights, I'll just let you read it for yourself...
http://critters.critique.org/sting/
Oh. My. God.
I write. I'm publishing. I read book. Brain hurt.
ithin k it's agreat book, how the nurse's accent changes after a coupel pages, it's awesome, i didn't go to much farther, i knew it was too good for me to read, and so i leave it to teh ingroance of the aether of the things of ecstacy i might never encounter.
This ranks up there with "Stories from a Moron (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0312326769/qid=1111461327/sr=2-1/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1/102-7721168-4628164)."
I saw this book somewhere and started to read it. After a page or two
the book was funny, but then it got to be old. And there were still 250
pages left. Agony. Sheer agony.
I NO READ!!!!
I am already fallen deeply back into insanity and all around battiness...I don't nned to add homicidal rage induced from bad book reading.
I heard about that. The best part is that if you access Publish America's forums (which are author-only) through google, you can read through about 400 book excerpts that are a little worse. Apparently the monkeys still have a way to go before they reach Shakespeare. A very, very long way.
I've posted this before, but I'll post it again because it's so damn funny. Marcone's Promise, Published by Publish America-
QuoteDid you ever wonder if there were aliens out there? And what would happen if those aliens wanted your world? Mikaela never gave much thought to those questions either until the day she found herself barreling into the hard chest of one very amused and very real alien.
Well, she thought as she stared at the gorgeous man before her, I guess it’s safe to say we can put the little green man idea to rest.
Lord Marcone was about as far from little and green as you could get. As Captain of the Imperial Militia invading Earth he was a man feared by many. But this Militia Captain was not who he appeared to be and he knew that last thing he needed in his already complicated life was to develop feelings for a woman, especially a handful like this one.
But the more time that he spent with her, the more he was drawn to her. Her beauty held him spellbound, her stubbornness infuriated him, but her sarcastic wit never failed to make him laugh. Not above using seduction to get what he wanted, he soon made it clear that what he wanted was her.
No man had ever affected her the way that he did and she tried desperately to fight her feelings where he was concerned. But the more she got to know him the more she realized that something wasn’t right. How could the cold hard officer that could strike fear in a man with just a look, also be the gentle kind man that he was with her? Who was the real Marcone and did she dare to risk her heart to find out?
Her questions will soon be answered for by his own hands his cover as a mole for the rebels will be blown and he’ll pull off a dangerous stunt that will not only save Earth but rid the galaxy of a tyrant that has ruled for far too long.
ACK! ACK!
Woman, why?
Next to that, "LMNO-PI" looks like "Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man"...
What is "Atlas Shrugged?"
NT
Quote from: nothumbWhat is "Atlas Shrugged?"
NT
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlas_Shrugged
Despite what MysteriouslyPrettyHateMachinePants says, wikipedia is your friend.
I really am mysteriously pretty, you know.
and so are my pants.
8)
Quote from: Se?±or MisteriosoI really am mysteriously pretty, you know.
and so are my pants.
8)
OK, Mr. Pretty Pants :roll:
well, truth be told, they're really only so pretty because they're on my ass.
8)
AGREE TO CHEF'S DEMANDS, AND THE PAIN WILL STOP.
CHEF D,
HATES THAT IT HAD TO COME TO THIS.
they never agreed to Chef's demands.
THIS----> :hosrie:
is for Chef.
Chef has no avatar, therefore fuck him!
oops.
worst mistake since you went to SuperCuts, son.
ECH,
suggests you find a baggie and a teddy bear
I don't take shit from avatarless sons of bitches.
You gotta draw the line somewhere
Usually with Chef, you don't have the option of whether or not to take it.
It is better to give.