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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on March 23, 2005, 07:28:40 PM

Title: rant: Children suck.
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on March 23, 2005, 07:28:40 PM
Children suck. fact. the next time you see some kid, you should take his candy and kick him in the teeth. just be because he's a kid. and infants are useless, all they do is cry and keep people up at night. the time and effort put into raising children is disporportionate to the reward. the math is simple.

X>Y

X=time, effort, and money spent on kids.
Y-the reward
X is infinitely greater than Y

thusly I have proven that children suck. if you disagree with anything stated in this topic, you are wrong.

Hotsuma, still hating kids after all these years.
Title: rant: Children suck.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 23, 2005, 07:30:38 PM
hostuma finished puberty, which is braggable...

but yeha i agree, chidlren do suck.
Title: Re: rant: Children suck.
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on March 23, 2005, 07:30:49 PM
Quote from: HotsumaChildren suck. fact. the next time you see some kid, you should take his candy and kick him in the teeth. just be because he's a kid. and infants are useless, all they do is cry and keep people up at night. the time and effort put into raising children is disporportionate to the reward. the math is simple.

X>Y

X=time, effort, and money spent on kids.
Y-the reward
X is infinitely greater than Y

thusly I have proven that children suck. if you disagree with anything stated in this topic, you are wrong.

Hotsuma, still hating kids after all these years.

Have you explained this to your parents?
Title: Re: rant: Children suck.
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on March 23, 2005, 07:32:33 PM
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: HotsumaChildren suck. fact. the next time you see some kid, you should take his candy and kick him in the teeth. just be because he's a kid. and infants are useless, all they do is cry and keep people up at night. the time and effort put into raising children is disporportionate to the reward. the math is simple.

X>Y

X=time, effort, and money spent on kids.
Y-the reward
X is infinitely greater than Y

thusly I have proven that children suck. if you disagree with anything stated in this topic, you are wrong.

Hotsuma, still hating kids after all these years.

Have you explained this to your parents?

yes actually.
Title: rant: Children suck.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 23, 2005, 08:11:53 PM
they just told him to go pick up his toys and save his dissent for when he moves out of their basement.

:lol:
Title: rant: Children suck.
Post by: bob-o on March 23, 2005, 08:21:47 PM
i concur.

damn babies don't even know what the fuck they're crying about.

~bob
Title: rant: Children suck.
Post by: Yahtomet on March 23, 2005, 09:12:33 PM
Babies are like Linda Lovelace. They're not happy until they have something in their mouth.
Title: rant: Children suck.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 23, 2005, 09:34:35 PM
did Michael jackson teach you that?

8)
Title: rant: Children suck.
Post by: /o\ on March 23, 2005, 10:45:45 PM
childeren are all discordians and you got fucking snubbed mister gray face.  :evil:
Title: rant: Children suck.
Post by: Bella on March 23, 2005, 11:32:24 PM
My daughter doesn't like kids, either.
But I love them.....the only thing better than a kid is a baby.
Title: rant: Children suck.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 24, 2005, 12:28:49 AM
i don't like kids but kids like me, ok i like kids, but they're scary and break easy, and are easy to trip over.

on new years there was these kids at the hurtin party i was at, which might expalin in part it's hurtinoisty. i dunno wy there were kids there, we were drinkin g or getting high on ecstacy, but i guess we were better to hang out with for ht ekids than the crackheads upstairs, who were getting stoned on crack. which is less cool to do in front of kids then drink, smoke ot and snort multicoloured pills. at firs they were climbing on me, but other people's kids freak me out, adn they let off after a while, later on i was sweating and being wacked out on weird drugs they said i was weird, i replied, yes, yes i am, now you just remember hte crazy weird man when you grow up,and make soemthing of yourselves so you don't up weird and stuff like me.
Title: rant: Children suck.
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 24, 2005, 02:30:15 AM
I don't think I ever didn't like kids, I just never fawned over them like many girls do.  I waited until my late 30's to have my son, which was good for both of us.  My coworker had her infant son in the other day.  He's 2 months old and adorable.  I picked him up, carried him around, and he held my boobies.  A good time was had by all.  But babies do suck...nipples :twisted:
Title: rant: Children suck.
Post by: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell on March 24, 2005, 03:47:19 AM
Kids are fine. Adults are douchebags.
Title: rant: Children suck.
Post by: Zurtok Khan on March 24, 2005, 09:36:52 PM
Hotsuma, you can blame it all on your genes.  We're hardwired to care for children.  Well, women more then men, but some men produce such high levels of prolactin (you geussed right, thats the hormone that causes women to lactate) while their wives are pregnant, they might as well milk the baby (of course, they lack the other hormones...).  Of course, because there aren't enough useless academics around to do the study, the people who study this shit aren't sure if men with higher levels of prolactin are better parents or not.

But anyway, the survival strategy for humans (and pretty much all chimps, really) is that we are born with small bodies and big brains.  Small bodies and brains take a long time to mature.  The bigger the brain the smaller the body has to be at birth to accomidate that.  Ehh, I'm just a shit head Anthropologist, what do I know?
Title: rant: Children suck.
Post by: Daven on March 24, 2005, 10:01:24 PM
Babies=teh joy
Kids (under 8 )=massive suckage
children (8-12 )=massive frustration
young adults (12-18 )=someone you can finally talk to
adults=douchebags
Title: rant: Children suck.
Post by: Yahtomet on March 24, 2005, 11:16:41 PM
Quote from: DavenBabies=teh joy
Kids (under 8 )=massive suckage
children (8-12 )=massive frustration
young adults (12-18 )=someone you can finally talk to
adults=douchebags

I took childhood development sophmore year with a class full of idiot females. Children under eight suck massive donkey heiny.
Title: rant: Children suck.
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on March 25, 2005, 04:58:21 AM
I've always found that people near to my own age are vapid airheads.  When I was little I got along very will with adults.  In my early teens anyone atleast five years older than me or five years younger than me didn't give a problem.  Now I get along very well with members of the Greatest Generation, 40 Year Olds Who are still Rockin' the Local Scene, and anyone who likes to Mock Goth-In-A-Box.

And for the record, Children smell.
Title: rant: Children suck.
Post by: Yahtomet on March 25, 2005, 05:08:28 AM
What is your age "Largo?"
Title: rant: Children suck.
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on March 25, 2005, 05:10:51 AM
Quote from: DavenBabies=teh joy


wrong. babies areannoying little meatheads.


aini > babies.
Title: rant: Children suck.
Post by: CannedLizard on March 25, 2005, 09:01:41 AM
Quote from: Great Teacher LargoAnd I live in the States.

I thought certain circumstances caused you to get stuck in Japan. Or do I just read too much Megatokyo?
Title: rant: Children suck.
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on March 25, 2005, 09:16:25 AM
Quote from: CannedLizard
Quote from: Great Teacher LargoAnd I live in the States.

I thought certain circumstances caused you to get stuck in Japan. Or do I just read too much Megatokyo?

He said '"Largo".'

If he had said 'Largo,' I would have replied I'm currently in the MegaGamer's break room, drunk off my ass.  The b33r here is good.  Sake.  With fat man on it.  You buy me.
Title: rant: Children suck.
Post by: DJRubberducky on March 25, 2005, 03:51:17 PM
Quote from: Great Teacher LargoI've been drinking for four years now.
You realize that this statement by itself does nothing to reveal your age. ;)
Title: rant: Children suck.
Post by: Bella on March 25, 2005, 03:59:54 PM
DJ's right. I didn't start drinking until I was ummmm........nevermind.
But it was well after I reached the legal age.
Title: rant: Children suck.
Post by: Cain on March 25, 2005, 04:01:34 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomDJ's right. I didn't start drinking until I was ummmm........nevermind.
But it was well after I reached the legal age.

And there is always fake ID too....
Title: rant: Children suck.
Post by: Nihi on March 25, 2005, 04:01:36 PM
The legal age is 5 over here.
Title: rant: Children suck.
Post by: Yahtomet on March 25, 2005, 04:08:38 PM
Quote from: DJRubberducky
Quote from: Great Teacher LargoI've been drinking for four years now.
You realize that this statement by itself does nothing to reveal your age. ;)

He's sidestepping. I'd guess he's a year or two younger than myself.
Title: rant: Children suck.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 25, 2005, 05:26:43 PM
and when he ws here before, he said he never drank ro partook of any drug that wasn't pres-
Title: rant: Children suck.
Post by: anti-horab on March 25, 2005, 05:27:08 PM
/me smacks horab.

don't even start dude.
Title: rant: Children suck.
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 25, 2005, 07:30:08 PM
fyi, I started drinking when I was 12.
Title: rant: Children suck.
Post by: Yahtomet on March 25, 2005, 07:35:33 PM
Age isn't important, I was a foolishlikefool to bring it up. I mean, even an eleven year old can cause chaos.