Children suck. fact. the next time you see some kid, you should take his candy and kick him in the teeth. just be because he's a kid. and infants are useless, all they do is cry and keep people up at night. the time and effort put into raising children is disporportionate to the reward. the math is simple.
X>Y
X=time, effort, and money spent on kids.
Y-the reward
X is infinitely greater than Y
thusly I have proven that children suck. if you disagree with anything stated in this topic, you are wrong.
Hotsuma, still hating kids after all these years.
hostuma finished puberty, which is braggable...
but yeha i agree, chidlren do suck.
Quote from: HotsumaChildren suck. fact. the next time you see some kid, you should take his candy and kick him in the teeth. just be because he's a kid. and infants are useless, all they do is cry and keep people up at night. the time and effort put into raising children is disporportionate to the reward. the math is simple.
X>Y
X=time, effort, and money spent on kids.
Y-the reward
X is infinitely greater than Y
thusly I have proven that children suck. if you disagree with anything stated in this topic, you are wrong.
Hotsuma, still hating kids after all these years.
Have you explained this to your parents?
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: HotsumaChildren suck. fact. the next time you see some kid, you should take his candy and kick him in the teeth. just be because he's a kid. and infants are useless, all they do is cry and keep people up at night. the time and effort put into raising children is disporportionate to the reward. the math is simple.
X>Y
X=time, effort, and money spent on kids.
Y-the reward
X is infinitely greater than Y
thusly I have proven that children suck. if you disagree with anything stated in this topic, you are wrong.
Hotsuma, still hating kids after all these years.
Have you explained this to your parents?
yes actually.
they just told him to go pick up his toys and save his dissent for when he moves out of their basement.
:lol:
i concur.
damn babies don't even know what the fuck they're crying about.
~bob
Babies are like Linda Lovelace. They're not happy until they have something in their mouth.
did Michael jackson teach you that?
8)
childeren are all discordians and you got fucking snubbed mister gray face. :evil:
My daughter doesn't like kids, either.
But I love them.....the only thing better than a kid is a baby.
i don't like kids but kids like me, ok i like kids, but they're scary and break easy, and are easy to trip over.
on new years there was these kids at the hurtin party i was at, which might expalin in part it's hurtinoisty. i dunno wy there were kids there, we were drinkin g or getting high on ecstacy, but i guess we were better to hang out with for ht ekids than the crackheads upstairs, who were getting stoned on crack. which is less cool to do in front of kids then drink, smoke ot and snort multicoloured pills. at firs they were climbing on me, but other people's kids freak me out, adn they let off after a while, later on i was sweating and being wacked out on weird drugs they said i was weird, i replied, yes, yes i am, now you just remember hte crazy weird man when you grow up,and make soemthing of yourselves so you don't up weird and stuff like me.
I don't think I ever didn't like kids, I just never fawned over them like many girls do. I waited until my late 30's to have my son, which was good for both of us. My coworker had her infant son in the other day. He's 2 months old and adorable. I picked him up, carried him around, and he held my boobies. A good time was had by all. But babies do suck...nipples :twisted:
Kids are fine. Adults are douchebags.
Hotsuma, you can blame it all on your genes. We're hardwired to care for children. Well, women more then men, but some men produce such high levels of prolactin (you geussed right, thats the hormone that causes women to lactate) while their wives are pregnant, they might as well milk the baby (of course, they lack the other hormones...). Of course, because there aren't enough useless academics around to do the study, the people who study this shit aren't sure if men with higher levels of prolactin are better parents or not.
But anyway, the survival strategy for humans (and pretty much all chimps, really) is that we are born with small bodies and big brains. Small bodies and brains take a long time to mature. The bigger the brain the smaller the body has to be at birth to accomidate that. Ehh, I'm just a shit head Anthropologist, what do I know?
Babies=teh joy
Kids (under 8 )=massive suckage
children (8-12 )=massive frustration
young adults (12-18 )=someone you can finally talk to
adults=douchebags
Quote from: DavenBabies=teh joy
Kids (under 8 )=massive suckage
children (8-12 )=massive frustration
young adults (12-18 )=someone you can finally talk to
adults=douchebags
I took childhood development sophmore year with a class full of idiot females. Children under eight suck massive donkey heiny.
I've always found that people near to my own age are vapid airheads. When I was little I got along very will with adults. In my early teens anyone atleast five years older than me or five years younger than me didn't give a problem. Now I get along very well with members of the Greatest Generation, 40 Year Olds Who are still Rockin' the Local Scene, and anyone who likes to Mock Goth-In-A-Box.
And for the record, Children smell.
What is your age "Largo?"
Quote from: DavenBabies=teh joy
wrong. babies areannoying little meatheads.
aini > babies.
Quote from: Great Teacher LargoAnd I live in the States.
I thought certain circumstances caused you to get stuck in Japan. Or do I just read too much Megatokyo?
Quote from: CannedLizardQuote from: Great Teacher LargoAnd I live in the States.
I thought certain circumstances caused you to get stuck in Japan. Or do I just read too much Megatokyo?
He said '"Largo".'
If he had said 'Largo,' I would have replied I'm currently in the MegaGamer's break room, drunk off my ass. The b33r here is good. Sake. With fat man on it. You buy me.
Quote from: Great Teacher LargoI've been drinking for four years now.
You realize that this statement by itself does nothing to reveal your age. ;)
DJ's right. I didn't start drinking until I was ummmm........nevermind.
But it was well after I reached the legal age.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomDJ's right. I didn't start drinking until I was ummmm........nevermind.
But it was well after I reached the legal age.
And there is always fake ID too....
The legal age is 5 over here.
Quote from: DJRubberduckyQuote from: Great Teacher LargoI've been drinking for four years now.
You realize that this statement by itself does nothing to reveal your age. ;)
He's sidestepping. I'd guess he's a year or two younger than myself.
and when he ws here before, he said he never drank ro partook of any drug that wasn't pres-
/me smacks horab.
don't even start dude.
fyi, I started drinking when I was 12.
Age isn't important, I was a foolishlikefool to bring it up. I mean, even an eleven year old can cause chaos.