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Title: Auditions
Post by: Efrim on March 25, 2005, 02:36:04 AM

*sits down in director's chair*

So I suppose you're wondering why I've called you here today. Well, I knew the decision would be difficult, but I did not anticpate the response I got. This thread has been created for those who wish to audition for the part of Chef. To protect interested parties, I request that those who have the nerve to STEP do so as guests. Send me a PM before you audition if you want credit for it. That is all. I now await the horror. Assuming interested parties are willing to test, that is.

Title: Auditions
Post by: Chef on March 25, 2005, 02:39:45 AM

IF YOU STEP, STEP HARD.

CHEF D,
NEEDS A NEW OPIE TO CALL HOME.

Title: Auditions
Post by: CHEF D on March 25, 2005, 02:46:51 AM

NO NEED TO FRONT, OPIE.

THE CRYSTAL IS ON ICE AND TALUFA IS ON HIS WAY OVER.

CHEF D,
WONDERS WHY OPIEZ WOULD THINK HE'S A COMMODITY

Title: Auditions
Post by: CHEF - the REAL man on March 25, 2005, 03:02:18 AM

YOU THINK YOU ALL IS DAH CHEF?

YOU CANT EVEN CAPITALIZE *MY* NAME THE RIGHT WAY

CHEF-
AINT NOTHING LITTLE ON THIS MAN

Title: Auditions
Post by: Chef, kitchen oracle on March 25, 2005, 04:11:52 AM

CANT BELIEVE DESE OPIES, DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY
MUTHAFUCKIN STUPID'S WHAT THEY BE

CHEF BE IN DA KITCHEN, BLACK MEN IN DA KITCHEN, WHITE WOMEN WAITIN TABLES

CHEF INDA K-
COOKIN UP TROUBLE FO WHITEY

PS CANT FIND DOSE OTHA PICS FROM DAT FUCKED COMPANY, SO I STEAL DESE FUCKAS - HAF A BREAD BASET

(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/breadplus.gif)

Title: Auditions
Post by: Chef, kitchen oracle on March 25, 2005, 06:42:27 AM

YO, EFRIM, HIPPIE DUDE. YOU LET ME KNOW WHEN DESE OTHA FOOLS DECIDE TO WAKE UP AND JOIN DA PARTY. I GOTTA DO BREFAST IN DA MORNIN, SO I BE GOIN TO BED NOW. I BE LOOKIN AROUN AT ALL THE FINE LADIES YOU GOT UP IN HYA, MAKE ME THINK THAT ROGER BOY BE CRAZY TO GO AWAY. BETTER FO ME, THO. HERE A HIPPIE GIRL FO YA. I THINK SHE BE A GIRL, YOU BETTA CHECK FO YOU DO ANYTHIN, KNOW I MEAN?

CHEF INDA K-

ALWAYS LOOKIN OUT

(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/hippie.gif)

Title: Auditions
Post by: Malaul on March 25, 2005, 04:38:01 PM

I like the one above
very cute

Title: Auditions
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 25, 2005, 05:38:20 PM

let chef die.

this reminds me of the terry schiavo thing.

Title: Auditions
Post by: The Open Bar on March 25, 2005, 07:51:57 PM

uhh....er....waysa opiez!....this issa...er...chef...holler...um..

...<sigh>....something about bags....oh forget it.

:?

Title: Auditions
Post by: DJRubberducky on March 27, 2005, 05:10:55 AM

I'd audition, but the last time I pretended to channel CHEF in front of my husband, he threatened to disconnect my Internet access from work, and he is in fact capable of doing so.

So...pass, and good luck to whomever, if we don't in fact decide he's better off dying with dignity.

Title: Auditions
Post by: Z³ on March 27, 2005, 12:00:56 PM

Chef has been tested, and he has failed.

Title: Auditions
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 29, 2005, 08:18:28 AM

I DON'T NEED NO FRICKING HIPPIE TONGAN SWIMMING AROUND IN MY HEAD! BESIDES THE FACT THAT I AIN'T NO OPIE. AND THE FACT THAT I EAT HABANEROS 24/7. CHEF, WHY YOU WANNA TEST?

NEXT TIME I SEE YUO, YUO BETTER BRING YO BAGGIE...

FUCK THE TEDDY BEAR. THERE WON'T BE NO SHRINE FOR YUO.

Title: Auditions
Post by: Bella on March 29, 2005, 08:20:48 AM

Quote from: The Open Baruhh....er....waysa opiez!....this issa...er...chef...holler...um..

...<sigh>....something about bags....oh forget it.

:?

:P This is great. :P

Title: Auditions
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 29, 2005, 08:23:15 AM

I think he actually got the gist of it.

Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Efrim on March 25, 2005, 02:36:04 AM