you NEED to read these.
http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c108:H.R.163:
http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c108:S.89:
neither bill has passed through both the House and the Senate yet, but that may have more to do with timing and semantics than any real opposition to the idea. And neither has been killed off when there have been opportunities to do so.
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There's probably ALWAYS a conscription bill in the house.
And even if it gets enacted...you guys are fucked! Bet you wish you were in Canada!
i sure wish i was in canada.
wait i am. w00t!
fuck you n00bz!
I'm okay. I met a nice Aussie the other day at Old Navy, and we spent about an hour talking outside the store whilst smoking, and he said if I ever needed to emmigrate to Australia, he'd sponsor me.
All bills get composted at the end of a session if they're still in committee. Which is good.
But then the idiots who wrote them re-write them and stick them out there again.
Which is bad.
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Quote from: CannedLizardThere's probably ALWAYS a conscription bill in the house.
And even if it gets enacted...you guys are fucked! Bet you wish you were in Canada!
I ain't. I passed the draft age some time ago.
And I'm a chick, and Reset's got enough little odd health problems to make him basically ineligible.
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beign a chick probaly won't help you.
thank women's lib ;)
Even if this chick is almost 27?
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with anyone's luck, they'll up it to 35. teh hoyl land is a big palce to have soldiers on every corner.
Quote from: horab fibslageri sure wish i was in canada.
wait i am. w00t!
fuck you n00bz!
Yeah, but you're in Alberta. Alberta plans to join the US at the end of 2006.
Quote from: horab fibslagerbeign a chick probaly won't help you.
thank women's lib ;)
To quote my favourate sci-fi author, Lois McMaster Bujold:
Quote from: Shards of Honor, by Lois McMaster BujoldMale soldier: Women shouldn't be in war.
Female soldier: Neither should men, what's the difference?
Quote from: CannedLizardQuote from: horab fibslageri sure wish i was in canada.
wait i am. w00t!
fuck you n00bz!
Yeah, but you're in Alberta. Alberta plans to join the US at the end of 2006.
Quote from: horab fibslagerbeign a chick probaly won't help you.
thank women's lib ;)
To quote my favourate sci-fi author, Lois McMaster Bujold:
Quote from: Shards of Honor, by Lois McMaster BujoldMale soldier: Women shouldn't be in war.
Female soldier: Neither should men, what's the difference?
lol true enough to teh man/women thing.
i guess. i disagree with less on principle and more on instinct.
as for alberta joining the states, well soem folks do grumble about secession from teh confederacy, tho it's grumbles as opposed to what has happened int eh past in quebec. hpefully we'll get a pm in soon who isn't such a big fucking moron as to promise to allow the senetors elect to serve in the fed senate, instead of appointing some gardner lady and party felatiater.
got a link or anything?
I have too many health problems (and I'm sure I can come up with more...) to be conscripted. I'm also a pacifist (when it suits me of course), and I'm openly gay. Ohh, and I'm blind, but only when it comes to the phrase "Don't ask, don't tell." I'm sure I can develop the terrible habit of inviting all of my supeiror officers to share my bed for the night.
Ohh, and I'm a part of a cult and represent a national security risk. Or at least I'll affiliate myself with one if it comes to that. I'm sure the CIA thinks we're all some kind of lazy cult, anyway.
i'll go willingly as long as tehy allow me to have discordian stamped on my dog tags. religious obligation you know.
If my dozens of mental illnesses and physical maladies aren't enough to save me from the draft, and I can't escape to Europe in time, I could always part with two of my fingers.
And if not, what use to the U.S. army is a soldier who refuses to shoot? And it could be another Aneristic institution to mindfuck.
I think the USA should just annex Canada already. Why should we hoard all of the fun?
DUMB....it's not just for Americans anymore.
They can take Alberta. The rest of Canada should be annexed by Quebec and turned into a glorious orgy of French awesome.
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellThey can take Alberta. The rest of Canada should be annexed by Quebec and turned into a glorious orgy of French awesome.
Well, that be troof. Outside of Vancouver and Quebec, there really is no Canadian economy now is there?
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellThey can take Alberta. The rest of Canada should be annexed by Quebec and turned into a glorious orgy of French awesome.
Well, that be troof. Outside of Vancouver and Quebec, there really is no Canadian economy now is there?
rofl. alberta and ontario are canada's two largest economies, followed by quebec and bc.
quebec kidna sucks. expecialyl the pr0n. fuckin anti english nazis. montreal's a great party town tho or so i hear.
Quote from: horab fibslagerQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellThey can take Alberta. The rest of Canada should be annexed by Quebec and turned into a glorious orgy of French awesome.
Well, that be troof. Outside of Vancouver and Quebec, there really is no Canadian economy now is there?
rofl. alberta and ontario are canada's two largest economies, followed by quebec and bc.
quebec kidna sucks. expecialyl the pr0n. fuckin anti english nazis. montreal's a great party town tho or so i hear.
Ontario?
Perhaps we should annex that to Wyoming just for the hell of it. The BC can go to NY. And Quebec, well we'll link that one up with Alabama.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: horab fibslagerQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellThey can take Alberta. The rest of Canada should be annexed by Quebec and turned into a glorious orgy of French awesome.
Well, that be troof. Outside of Vancouver and Quebec, there really is no Canadian economy now is there?
rofl. alberta and ontario are canada's two largest economies, followed by quebec and bc.
quebec kidna sucks. expecialyl the pr0n. fuckin anti english nazis. montreal's a great party town tho or so i hear.
Ontario?
Perhaps we should annex that to Wyoming just for the hell of it. The BC can go to NY. And Quebec, well we'll link that one up with Alabama.
yuo may not qant quebec after you've sen their pr0n. boy dot heyliek to talk, and their french accents are teh sexy parisan ones either. in fact it's a rather nasally moany sort with a slur to it. man i hate quebecois pr0n.
I dunno. Maybe it would be easier to just move to Canada then getting the USA to annex it. Though I waver a lot between these two ideas.
within 20 years i would be surprsied if we're not a unified economic zone in anycase.
bad for our economy, good for american lust for natural resources.
Hrrm, the Chaplin has the right of it, I think. What good is a soldier who won't even pick up a gun?
Quote from: Saint Zurtok Ah.D.Hrrm, the Chaplin has the right of it, I think. What good is a soldier who won't even pick up a gun?
Target practice.
dont; forget fodder.
strength in numbers right?
Quote from: horab fibslagerdont; forget fodder.
strength in numbers right?
Well, somebody's gotta make sure that the enemy runs out of amunition and ordnance.
Okay...new strategy...what good is a soldier who'll pick up a gun only to point it dangerously at everyone else, while its not loaded?
Quote from: Saint Zurtok Ah.D.Okay...new strategy...what good is a soldier who'll pick up a gun only to point it dangerously at everyone else, while its not loaded?
Punching bag to harden the fists and feet of the rest of the unit?
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: Saint Zurtok Ah.D.Okay...new strategy...what good is a soldier who'll pick up a gun only to point it dangerously at everyone else, while its not loaded?
Punching bag to harden the fists and feet of the rest of the unit?
tehy ahd oen of those threw a nade in a tent full of gi's during the invasion of iraqistan. never heard what happened to him. probaly indefinite detainee.
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodyou NEED to read these.
http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c108:H.R.163:
http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c108:S.89:
neither bill has passed through both the House and the Senate yet, but that may have more to do with timing and semantics than any real opposition to the idea. And neither has been killed off when there have been opportunities to do so.
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Youngsters OWNED!
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: Bathory's Sainthoodyou NEED to read these.
http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c108:H.R.163:
http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c108:S.89:
neither bill has passed through both the House and the Senate yet, but that may have more to do with timing and semantics than any real opposition to the idea. And neither has been killed off when there have been opportunities to do so.
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Youngsters OWNED!
FODDERIZED!!!!!
We can always use more fertilizer on this earth.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: Bathory's Sainthoodyou NEED to read these.
http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c108:H.R.163:
http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c108:S.89:
neither bill has passed through both the House and the Senate yet, but that may have more to do with timing and semantics than any real opposition to the idea. And neither has been killed off when there have been opportunities to do so.
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Youngsters OWNED!
FODDERIZED!!!!!
We can always use more fertilizer on this earth.
We coulod always use speeches. They are high in brown organic content.
Quote from: agent compassionAnd I'm a chick, and Reset's got enough little odd health problems to make him basically ineligible.
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guess what? one of the major points of these bills is that women would no longer be exempt from the draft.
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Quote from: Bathory's SainthoodQuote from: agent compassionAnd I'm a chick, and Reset's got enough little odd health problems to make him basically ineligible.
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guess what? one of the major points of these bills is that women would no longer be exempt from the draft.
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Equal Protection Under the Law!
WOOOHOO!
also, kiddies, don't forget, this is a draft, not the same set of rulse as if you enlisted. They won't care if you're gay, or a pacifist, or can't shoot a gun, or have a missing finger, or any of that shit. you're a fucking bullet sponge, plain and simple, and you'll either die fighting or die quivering on your knees.
better start doing some push-ups.
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Do i hear echos of my boyfriend, AA?
Fine, I just become an alcoholic. And a meth addict. Thats still better then going on Crusade.
When is Bush going to start up the Knight Templar? Or perhaps it will be the Knight Oil? Well whatever. I will not be drafted. Worse comes to worse, I go to Canada, I'm sure Squinkums (the webmaster over at irreality) would take me in =)
dude, being a meth addict just means you'll get put on point.
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and LMNO, you do realize that there was a point to AA, as much of an annoying troll as he may have been?
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthooddude, being a meth addict just means you'll get put on point.
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and LMNO, you do realize that there was a point to AA, as much of an annoying troll as he may have been?[/i]
Of course I do, sweet cheeks.
Quote from: Bootsyguess what? one of the major points of these bills is that women would no longer be exempt from the draft.
Guess what? By the time they get that festering legislative log onto the floor for a vote, I'll be 27. At least.
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(But if it does happen....well... :evil: )
If it passes I'm just gonna tell them to fuck themselves. Try to make me go to jail? Not like I'm gonna walk into it.
Quote from: YahtometIf it passes I'm just gonna tell them to fuck themselves. Try to make me go to jail? Not like I'm gonna walk into it.
That's the best idea I've heard in this entire thread.
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellQuote from: YahtometIf it passes I'm just gonna tell them to fuck themselves. Try to make me go to jail? Not like I'm gonna walk into it.
That's the best idea I've heard in this entire thread.
How about we just overthrow the government and set up a Rational Anarchist paradise?
hohoho im not old enough to be drafted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
unfortunately for you, our concept of time is linear in nature, and only flows in one direction.
don't worry though.
by that time, the NSRA will be in charge.
all your AmeriCo.(tm) will belong to us.
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Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodunfortunately for you, our concept of time is linear in nature, and only flows in one direction.
don't worry though.
by that time, the NSRA will be in charge.
all your AmeriCo.(tm) will belong to us.
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What about Fat City? It was the Good Reverend's Wish that 'America' be referred to as Fat City1
if the Good Rev wishes to express his wishes, he can come back here and do it himself. Not to be a jerk about it, I'm just in favor of anything that will get him back around these parts.
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I remember this specifically from the days when I was still CC. Fat City or Death!
Quote from: Great Teacher LargoQuote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellQuote from: YahtometIf it passes I'm just gonna tell them to fuck themselves. Try to make me go to jail? Not like I'm gonna walk into it.
That's the best idea I've heard in this entire thread.
How about we just overthrow the government and set up a Rational Anarchist paradise?
I'm violently opposed to both logic and rationality.
you cna call it whatever you want.
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Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodyou cna call it whatever you want.
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How about the MAMBO?
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: Bathory's Sainthoodyou cna call it whatever you want.
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How about the MAMBO?
I'm going to allow this.
you can't stop it.
we will march on a road of latin dances!
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Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodyou can't stop it.
we will march on a road of latin dances!
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Does that mean I'm Mister Jones, or you're Mister Jones?
I dunno.
not a Counting Crows fan.
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Quote from: Bathory's SainthoodI dunno.
not a Counting Crows fan.
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How about alcohol and spanish dancing?
alcohol - big fan. BIG fan.
spanish dancing - only if breakdancing is spanish.
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Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodalcohol - big fan. BIG fan.
spanish dancing - only if breakdancing is spanish.
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Then pass me a bottle, Mister Jones.
Quote from: Hate Factoryalcohol - big fan. BIG fan.
spanish dancing - only if breakdancing is spanish.
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Just talk with a Cuban accent. Then it's Spanish.
But who is going to play the congas?
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: Hate Factoryalcohol - big fan. BIG fan.
spanish dancing - only if breakdancing is spanish.
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Just talk with a Cuban accent. Then it's Spanish.
But who is going to play the congas?
Donkey Kong, of course.
Quote from: Great Teacher LargoQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: Hate Factoryalcohol - big fan. BIG fan.
spanish dancing - only if breakdancing is spanish.
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Just talk with a Cuban accent. Then it's Spanish.
But who is going to play the congas?
Donkey Kong, of course.
I don't think so. He's in jail.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: Great Teacher LargoQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: Hate Factoryalcohol - big fan. BIG fan.
spanish dancing - only if breakdancing is spanish.
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Just talk with a Cuban accent. Then it's Spanish.
But who is going to play the congas?
Donkey Kong, of course.
I don't think so. He's in jail.
Not for long. He's got barrels man. Barrels. And where's the plumber now?
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: Hate Factoryalcohol - big fan. BIG fan.
spanish dancing - only if breakdancing is spanish.
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Just talk with a Cuban accent. Then it's Spanish.
But who is going to play the congas?
I can play the congas. Fairly well, if I may boast a bit.
hippie.
Quote from: Hate Factoryhippie.
...If I mentioned that I play cuban an Vodun rhythms, would you change that to "Latino sex Loa"?
I'll meet you halfway...
spanish hippie.
If it worked for Santana...
it worked just fine for him until he put out that godawful album with the singer from Matchbox 20 on it.
::high-fives Pretty Hate Machine Pants, and passes him the bottle::
*takes a big-ass swig*
gah!
dude!
you could have told me it was the sterno juice...
Hey, as far as I remember, that's the last thing you asked for at the Open Bar...
Dude! Where'd your sig go?
it's still there...what's left of it.
I decided to cut out all the frou-frou bits.
Quote from: Hate Factoryyou NEED to read these.
http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c108:H.R.163:
http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c108:S.89:
neither bill has passed through both the House and the Senate yet, but that may have more to do with timing and semantics than any real opposition to the idea. And neither has been killed off when there have been opportunities to do so.
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man, them niggaz best not even think 'bout draftin my azz. They gots to know I only killz honkies.
Does this mean you're not the High Comrade Commander anymore?
And if so...can I have your boots?
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homegirl, you know my boy ain't gettin' played like that. That nigga be High COmmie whatever til' tha day he die. Which gon' be sooner than he like, he don' keep his fool mouth shut when he ought to.
But they're so awesome....
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yes.
yes, they are.
although I must admit, I would never wear something like that IRL. I have a pair of combat boots, but they sure as hell aren't knee-high, and I haven't even worn those in 2 years. I'm a Vans/Airwalk/Globe/DC kind of guy, unless I'm doing construction work or working in the woods, then it's all about the brown work boots with extra padded inserts.
Yeah. Knee high boots kinda decide for you what you're gonna wear with them. I always wanted to wear a pair of big black boots on my wedding day, with a poofy wedding dress, but it just wasn't in the bank account....
*sigh*
I used to wear cheap tennis shoes but a few weeks as a canvasser convinced me to get some good walking shoes...they're fugly, but at least my heels don't scream anymore.
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Man..You better read all this crap Hoopla!
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