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Principia Discordia => Literate Chaotic => Topic started by: Mangrove on April 03, 2005, 02:41:06 PM

Title: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: Mangrove on April 03, 2005, 02:41:06 PM
The Enochian Greeting of Eris

aka Liber "Geez Mang', we're getting really worried about you. Go book a vacation or something."

A true and faithful relation of what occurred between Mangrove and his sleep deprived mind.

Micma! Zirdo Eris od ol niis pugo lap.

Ol Gnay oucho ollog baglen ol adgt od baglen ol patralx!

Om! Othil turbs od vaon od t-i dooain I 0.

Noib, ol noas orsba ol zorge peripsol (Q ip) crip ohio pugo priazi n00bz baglen z-chis ip amiran.

Pilah, gohus drilpa chis ollog ds adgt om fnord.



PS - translation available on giving a damn  :wink:
Title: Re: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: Mangrove on April 03, 2005, 07:28:53 PM
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xviiThe Enochian Greeting of Eris

aka Liber "Geez Mang', we're getting really worried about you. Go book a vacation or something."

A true and faithful relation of what occurred between Mangrove and his sleep deprived mind.

Micma! Zirdo Eris od ol niis pugo lap.

Ol Gnay oucho ollog baglen ol adgt od baglen ol patralx!

Om! Othil turbs od vaon od t-i dooain I 0.

Noib, ol noas orsba ol zorge peripsol (Q ip) crip ohio pugo priazi n00bz baglen z-chis ip amiran.

Pilah, gohus drilpa chis ollog ds adgt om fnord.



PS - translation available on giving a damn  :wink:

ohh...ok, i'll tell you.

Behold! I am Eris and I come unto you.

I doth confound man because I can and because I rock!

Understand! I have beauty and truth and it's name is 5.

Yea, I become drunk and friendly as heaven (or not) but

 woe unto those n00bz because they are not yourselves.

Moreover, I say great are men which can understand fnord
.
Title: Re: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: dr john dee on April 03, 2005, 09:35:19 PM
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xviiThe Enochian Greeting of Eris

aka Liber "Geez Mang', we're getting really worried about you. Go book a vacation or something."

A true and faithful relation of what occurred between Mangrove and his sleep deprived mind.

Micma! Zirdo Eris od ol niis pugo lap.

Ol Gnay oucho ollog baglen ol adgt od baglen ol patralx!

Om! Othil turbs od vaon od t-i dooain I 0.

Noib, ol noas orsba ol zorge peripsol (Q ip) crip ohio pugo priazi n00bz baglen z-chis ip amiran.

Pilah, gohus drilpa chis ollog ds adgt om fnord.



PS - translation available on giving a damn  :wink:


that's not funny
Title: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: agent compassion on April 03, 2005, 09:45:05 PM
yes it is

:lol:
Title: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: Bella on April 03, 2005, 09:57:47 PM
I agree. It's hella funny. >:D
Title: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 03, 2005, 10:19:23 PM
funny and  half j0!
Title: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: dr john dee on April 04, 2005, 12:00:50 AM
look guys...i spent years schlepping around europe with that ass, ed kelley...only to commit total self pwnage by participating in an angelically inspired bout of wife swapping.

jane hasn't been speaking to me much lately....  ::sigh::

thus, mr mangrove's literary machinations = not funny.

i'd thank you not to encourage this very silly man.
Title: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: Mangrove on April 04, 2005, 12:05:51 AM
Quote from: dr john deelook guys...i spent years schlepping around europe with that ass, ed kelley...only to commit total self pwnage by participating in an angelically inspired bout of wife swapping.

jane hasn't been speaking to me much lately....  ::sigh::

thus, mr mangrove's literary machinations = not funny.

i'd thank you not to encourage this very silly man.

now mr dee, you wouldn't want any of the good members of PD to accuse you of anti-semitism would you?
Title: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 04, 2005, 01:00:02 AM
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xvii
Quote from: dr john deelook guys...i spent years schlepping around europe with that ass, ed kelley...only to commit total self pwnage by participating in an angelically inspired bout of wife swapping.

jane hasn't been speaking to me much lately....  ::sigh::

thus, mr mangrove's literary machinations = not funny.

i'd thank you not to encourage this very silly man.

now mr dee, you wouldn't want any of the good members of PD to accuse you of anti-semitism would you?

How does that work?
Title: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: agent compassion on April 04, 2005, 01:03:30 AM
QuoteHow does that work?

Motors and gears and AA batteries.

8)
Title: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 04, 2005, 01:04:19 AM
Quote from: agent compassion
QuoteHow does that work?

Motors and gears and AA batteries.

8)

I need a diagram, or atleast alcohol, to run with that.
Title: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: anti-horab on April 04, 2005, 10:32:33 PM
this and the lost fragment of john dee's diary c+p'ed to the book of ripoff. :D
Title: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: Mangrove on April 04, 2005, 11:53:10 PM
Quote from: anti-horabthis and the lost fragment of john dee's diary c+p'ed to the book of ripoff. :D

glad to be of service  :D

i must inspect this book of rip-off of yours.
Title: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: dr john dee on April 05, 2005, 01:07:54 AM
Quote from: anti-horabthis and the lost fragment of john dee's diary c+p'ed to the book of ripoff. :D

give me that page back!!!   :(
Title: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 05, 2005, 04:10:02 AM
Enoch!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
he crazy man in book i reading for english. cRAzy!
Title: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 06, 2005, 09:46:47 AM
Quote from: dr john deelook guys...i spent years schlepping around europe with that ass, ed kelley...only to commit total self pwnage by participating in an angelically inspired bout of wife swapping.

jane hasn't been speaking to me much lately....  ::sigh::

thus, mr mangrove's literary machinations = not funny.

i'd thank you not to encourage this very silly man.

Dude, you owe me forty bucks, so shut the fuck up.
Title: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: dr john dee on April 06, 2005, 11:34:38 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: dr john deelook guys...i spent years schlepping around europe with that ass, ed kelley...only to commit total self pwnage by participating in an angelically inspired bout of wife swapping.

jane hasn't been speaking to me much lately....  ::sigh::

thus, mr mangrove's literary machinations = not funny.

i'd thank you not to encourage this very silly man.

Dude, you owe me forty bucks, so shut the fuck up.


all i got at the moment is 2 groats and an i.o.u. from sir francis  walsingham.
Title: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 08, 2005, 06:10:21 AM
Quote from: dr john dee
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: dr john deelook guys...i spent years schlepping around europe with that ass, ed kelley...only to commit total self pwnage by participating in an angelically inspired bout of wife swapping.

jane hasn't been speaking to me much lately....  ::sigh::

thus, mr mangrove's literary machinations = not funny.

i'd thank you not to encourage this very silly man.

Dude, you owe me forty bucks, so shut the fuck up.


all i got at the moment is 2 groats and an i.o.u. from sir francis  walsingham.

You better start working somewhere. There's interest too...which should put your debt at about 240 bucks right now.
Title: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: The Open Bar on April 10, 2005, 11:28:35 PM
st hugh - i think it's best if i just give you a big supply of tequila and have done with it.

i had to fire dr dee last night as he wasn't very good with the customers and he scared the scrid

please accept our apologies for this renaissance nusiance. he's just pissy because his shew stone is in a museum and they won't let him have it back.
Title: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: Fizzwitz Glorypoop on April 11, 2005, 10:12:43 AM
Quote from: dr john deei'd thank you not to encourage this very silly man.

... er?

Take another look around you. Think about where you are. Now try telling people here not to encourage silliness again.
Title: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 11, 2005, 11:38:42 AM
Quote from: Fizzwitz Glorypoop
Quote from: dr john deei'd thank you not to encourage this very silly man.

... er?

Take another look around you. Think about where you are. Now try telling people here not to encourage silliness again.


Here? silly?
Title: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on April 11, 2005, 08:14:55 PM
I'm insulted that he could even consider this place to be even slightly silly.

:crawls away indignantly:
Title: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 13, 2005, 12:07:33 PM
Quote from: Altoid AddictI'm insulted that he could even consider this place to be even slightly silly.

:crawls away indignantly:

::stabs Altoid for being such a wuss::
Title: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: Cain on April 13, 2005, 12:09:34 PM
Quote from: dr john dee
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: dr john deelook guys...i spent years schlepping around europe with that ass, ed kelley...only to commit total self pwnage by participating in an angelically inspired bout of wife swapping.

jane hasn't been speaking to me much lately....  ::sigh::

thus, mr mangrove's literary machinations = not funny.

i'd thank you not to encourage this very silly man.

Dude, you owe me forty bucks, so shut the fuck up.


all i got at the moment is 2 groats and an i.o.u. from sir francis  walsingham.

That IOU could be very hand, always good to have a spy owing you things...
Title: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: Delusion on April 18, 2005, 06:42:46 PM
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: agent compassion
QuoteHow does that work?

Motors and gears and AA batteries.

8)

I need a diagram, or atleast alcohol, to run with that.

Nono.  That's for the internal combustion model.  Will a tetragrammaton and some souls do?

(Jehovah's Witnesses are easily convinced to relenquish them.)
Title: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 19, 2005, 08:47:35 AM
Quote from: Delusion
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: agent compassion
QuoteHow does that work?

Motors and gears and AA batteries.

8)

I need a diagram, or atleast alcohol, to run with that.

Nono.  That's for the internal combustion model.  Will a tetragrammaton and some souls do?

(Jehovah's Witnesses are easily convinced to relenquish them.)

You don't want the JWs. Them be bad for the stomach.
Title: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: Kallisti on April 19, 2005, 05:15:07 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Delusion
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: agent compassion
QuoteHow does that work?

Motors and gears and AA batteries.

8)

I need a diagram, or atleast alcohol, to run with that.

Nono.  That's for the internal combustion model.  Will a tetragrammaton and some souls do?

(Jehovah's Witnesses are easily convinced to relenquish them.)

You don't want the JWs. Them be bad for the stomach.
Not if you use enough ketchup :wink:
Title: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 20, 2005, 10:01:10 AM
No. Ketchup won't do the trick.

A good mustard just might.
Title: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: Kallisti on April 20, 2005, 07:11:05 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCNo. Ketchup won't do the trick.

A good mustard just might.
Or a fine Chianti, oh that would be Tekillya, now would it not?
Title: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 22, 2005, 11:24:32 AM
Quote from: aini
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCNo. Ketchup won't do the trick.

A good mustard just might.
Or a fine Chianti, oh that would be Tekillya, now would it not?

Blasphemer! Tequila does not kill!
Title: Re: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: The Open Bar on September 14, 2006, 10:09:37 PM
bump-o-rama
Title: Re: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: the other anonymous on September 14, 2006, 11:25:18 PM
Well bumped, OB!
Title: Re: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: davznothere on September 15, 2006, 09:55:17 AM
what key are we playing in ?
Title: Re: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: The Open Bar on September 17, 2006, 03:03:07 PM
Quote from: davznothere on September 15, 2006, 09:55:17 AM
what key are we playing in ?

Q#
Title: Re: Enoch-knock. Who's there? Eris!
Post by: the other anonymous on September 18, 2006, 07:41:48 AM
Quote from: The Open Bar on September 17, 2006, 03:03:07 PM
Quote from: davznothere on September 15, 2006, 09:55:17 AM
what key are we playing in ?

Q#

I'M NOT SHARP!!!
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