Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: CORNHOLIO on April 06, 2005, 09:01:55 PM

Poll
Question: Why do people want to kill me?
Option 1: We don't want to kill you Beavis, we love you votes: 5
Option 2: Because they are jealous that you are soo cool votes: 1
Option 3: Because you are not votes: 3
Option 4: Because they suck votes: 1
Option 5: none of the above votes: 0
Option 6: all of the above votes: 0
Option 7: nachos votes: 1
Option 8: crapachino votes: 2
Title: Whyissit?
Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 06, 2005, 09:01:55 PM
So, like how come Roger gets to say

Quote from: Rogor something, or kill me

But if I say, people actually want to kill me and stuff?
Title: Whyissit?
Post by: Mangrove on April 06, 2005, 09:41:07 PM
i don't know who you are mr cornholio....and i hate to admit it but you're growing on me and you're oddly insightful for a nacho munching, mtv-addicted, adolescent dumb-ass.

strange that.
Title: Whyissit?
Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 06, 2005, 09:52:22 PM
I am Beavis, of the Cornholio Clan, we require TP and nachos and crapachino and then our bungholes go rakakakakkakappphhhhttttt, heh, HEHEHEH, heh, thanks Pope Mang, you're pretty cool yourself, heh, heh, heh
Title: Whyissit?
Post by: Mangrove on April 06, 2005, 09:55:21 PM
<gives Cornholio a very realistic looking fake ID>....that's got to be better than the one you've been using at the Bar.
Title: Whyissit?
Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 06, 2005, 09:58:23 PM
heh, heh, heh, thanks, man, that'll come in handy, that's coooool, heh or something or k, nevermind
Title: Whyissit?
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 07, 2005, 12:12:54 AM
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xviii don't know who you are mr cornholio....and i hate to admit it but you're growing on me and you're oddly insightful for a nacho munching, mtv-addicted, adolescent dumb-ass.

strange that.
Me, too.  He reminds me of when me and my hubby used to watch them on TV.
Title: Whyissit?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 07, 2005, 12:53:11 AM
Beavis is the fucking MAN, yo, and don't any of you ever forget it.

Cornholio, when you said that it just brought out my natural tendency to think that anyone who emulates any of Roger's behaviors is Roger in disguise. Sorry if this caused any confusion for you, unless you really ARE Roger.
Title: Whyissit?
Post by: Malaul on April 07, 2005, 02:15:11 AM
we dont want to kill you
we want to smother you with love


















and a pillow
Title: Whyissit?
Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 07, 2005, 02:53:54 AM
Quote from: Se?±or MisteriosoBeavis is the fucking MAN, yo, and don't any of you ever forget it.

Cornholio, when you said that it just brought out my natural tendency to think that anyone who emulates any of Roger's behaviors is Roger in disguise. Sorry if this caused any confusion for you, unless you really ARE Roger.
It wasn't you, it was that creepy Largo guy, he said if I said 'or kill me' he was gonna take me up on it or something. Is that a death threat, cuz it's kinda scarey, and he's kinda creepy.  anyway, you're cool, and I am off in search of nachos, heh, heh, heh, and cappucino, for my bunghole, rakakakakakkappphhhhhttt, whew, maybe I should eat something besides nachos, heh, HEHEHE, heh, nachos are cool...
Title: Whyissit?
Post by: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell on April 07, 2005, 03:14:53 AM
Quote from: Se?±or MisteriosoBeavis is the fucking MAN, yo, and don't any of you ever forget it.

Cornholio, when you said that it just brought out my natural tendency to think that anyone who emulates any of Roger's behaviors is Roger in disguise. Sorry if this caused any confusion for you, unless you really ARE Roger.

[esoteric Book of the SubGenius quote]
Title: Whyissit?
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 07, 2005, 03:38:52 AM
i coudln;t kill beavis, it'd be killing oen of my childhood heroes.

adn that'd be jsut mean.
Title: Whyissit?
Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 07, 2005, 03:45:57 AM
Largo is mean (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=174584&highlight=#174584)
Title: Whyissit?
Post by: B_M_W on April 07, 2005, 04:03:48 AM
I think hes just a desperatly lonely man who has no social skills. Its like if you kick a dog too many times. It just gets mean.

Or kill me.


~BMW
Title: Whyissit?
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 07, 2005, 04:31:58 AM
beavis he is eat so many nacho his blood run with fake cheese
hooray!
Title: Whyissit?
Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 07, 2005, 07:59:49 PM
Everyone behave, The Mgt is on  :shock:
Title: Whyissit?
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on April 07, 2005, 08:47:44 PM
Quote from: CORNHOLIOEveryone behave, The Mgt is on  :shock:

Really? How should we behave?
Title: Whyissit?
Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 07, 2005, 08:49:49 PM
um, I dunno, but she's like gone and stuff now, so, I guess it doesn't matter. :?
Title: Whyissit?
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on April 07, 2005, 08:54:28 PM
Ah.
So should I behave like nothing then?
Title: Whyissit?
Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 07, 2005, 09:01:23 PM
Quote from: Altoid AddictAh.
So should I behave like nothing then?
Isn't that like you usually behave, or something, or kill me :P
Title: Re: Whyissit?
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 08, 2005, 07:00:17 AM
Quote from: CORNHOLIOSo, like how come Roger gets to say

Quote from: Rogor something, or kill me

But if I say, people actually want to kill me and stuff?

Forget about Roger.

He's a filthy heathen that's gone and got himself baptized into a rabid pack of Mormons.