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Principia Discordia => Literate Chaotic => Topic started by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 08, 2005, 06:21:02 AM

Title: God?
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 08, 2005, 06:21:02 AM
QuoteMore old stuff.

You want to talk about God?
You want to share your faith in God?
God?
Don't you know?
All the Gods have gone to lunch
leaving society to deal with the undigested bone slivers
of the earth's broken body
as capital paradise cracked apart
into a gaping hole
burning tower of smoke reaching for the heavens.

There are no words to describe the shattering of concrete reality
and the marketing of its pieces for profit's progress

There are no gestures that could suffice
to cover up the howling wounds indicting our silence
our lack of words
our complicity bought and paid for
our consent manufactured
the silver linings stripped from the clouds
the sparkle of waves in sunlight
has been skinned off the water

We insist that our dismemberment and burnings are for just causes
while we lose more pieces of our bodies
word by word mouth by mouth dollar after dollar

God? Pray to God?
Don't you know?
All the Gods have gone out to lunch.

[9/18/2002]
Title: God?
Post by: Ben on April 08, 2005, 06:24:56 AM
I'll get back to you about this after I'm done with lunch.
Title: God?
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 08, 2005, 06:27:20 AM
Quote from: RotI'll get back to you about this after I'm done with lunch.

Tequila,

not just for lunch anymore.
Title: God?
Post by: Ben on April 08, 2005, 06:29:20 AM
And 2 sets of tooters!
Title: God?
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 08, 2005, 09:06:19 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: RotI'll get back to you about this after I'm done with lunch.

Tequila,

not just for lunch anymore.

(http://cevk.com/images/tequila.jpg)
Title: God?
Post by: Burning Trees on April 08, 2005, 11:02:10 AM
I hate God too.
Title: God?
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 08, 2005, 11:27:43 AM
Quote from: Burning TreesI hate God too.

The Feeling is Mutual.
Title: God?
Post by: Ben on April 08, 2005, 12:20:19 PM
God's a weird dude.  He's all evil and Satanic but thinks he's the ultimate reality.  Fuck God with a hairy spork.
Title: God?
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 08, 2005, 12:35:06 PM
Quote from: RotGod's a weird dude.  He's all evil and Satanic but thinks he's the ultimate reality.  Fuck God with a hairy spork.

That's just mean.
Title: God?
Post by: Ben on April 08, 2005, 12:38:10 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: RotGod's a weird dude.  He's all evil and Satanic but thinks he's the ultimate reality.  Fuck God with a hairy spork.

That's just mean.
EVIL!
Title: God?
Post by: Finnyhaha on April 08, 2005, 01:12:29 PM
QuoteThere are no gestures that could suffice
to cover up the howling wounds indicting our silence
our lack of words
our complicity bought and paid for
our consent manufactured
the silver linings stripped from the clouds
the sparkle of waves in sunlight
has been skinned off the water

We insist that our dismemberment and burnings are for just causes
while we lose more pieces of our bodies
word by word mouth by mouth dollar after dollar

*cries and cries and cries*

But isn't it the human race that's gone out to lunch?
We/they just like to blame things on God it seems.
It's fucking time my people took responsibility for themselves instead of digging themselves a hole and whining that they can't get out.
Title: God?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 08, 2005, 06:17:22 PM
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMO!!!!!!!!
Title: God?
Post by: Anonymous on April 08, 2005, 07:43:01 PM
Well, that sucked.
Title: God?
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on April 08, 2005, 08:51:53 PM
Quote from: Se?±or Misterioso/\
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMO!!!!!!!!

The last line isn't
Title: God?
Post by: Finnyhaha on April 08, 2005, 09:44:16 PM
I'm not sure, but I think that would be more of an insult if I knew what it meant.

*blinks*
Title: God?
Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 08, 2005, 10:49:43 PM
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: RotI'll get back to you about this after I'm done with lunch.

Tequila,

not just for lunch anymore.

uh...sucking up to Hugh doesn't help, or anything, haven't you figured that out?  he's just gonna change your posts to make you into a goat fucker again, it seems like you wouldn't like that... :shock: ... nevermind, or something, or gag me with a spoon...
Title: God?
Post by: Butthead on April 08, 2005, 10:50:31 PM
Quote from: CORNHOLIO
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: RotI'll get back to you about this after I'm done with lunch.

Tequila,

not just for lunch anymore.

uh...sucking up to Hugh doesn't help, or anything, haven't you figured that out?  he's just gonna change your posts to make you into a goat fucker again, it seems like you wouldn't like that... :shock: ... nevermind, or something, or gag me with a spoon...

Yeah.
Title: God?
Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 08, 2005, 10:59:21 PM
Quote from: Butthead
Quote from: CORNHOLIO
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: RotI'll get back to you about this after I'm done with lunch.

Tequila,

not just for lunch anymore.

uh...sucking up to Hugh doesn't help, or anything, haven't you figured that out?  he's just gonna change your posts to make you into a goat fucker again, it seems like you wouldn't like that... :shock: ... nevermind, or something, or gag me with a spoon...

Yeah.
like it sucks to not score, but if had a chance to score with a goat or a sheep, I still wouldn't score, ew, cuz like that's not scoring or anything, that's just gross
Title: God?
Post by: Butthead on April 08, 2005, 11:04:28 PM
Quote from: CORNHOLIO
Quote from: Butthead
Quote from: CORNHOLIO
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: RotI'll get back to you about this after I'm done with lunch.

Tequila,

not just for lunch anymore.

uh...sucking up to Hugh doesn't help, or anything, haven't you figured that out?  he's just gonna change your posts to make you into a goat fucker again, it seems like you wouldn't like that... :shock: ... nevermind, or something, or gag me with a spoon...

Yeah.
like it sucks to not score, but if had a chance to score with a goat or a sheep, I still wouldn't score, ew, cuz like that's not scoring or anything, that's just gross


Huhuhuhuhuhuh....even for nachos?
Title: God?
Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 08, 2005, 11:07:58 PM
Quote from: Butthead
Quote from: CORNHOLIO
Quote from: Butthead
Quote from: CORNHOLIO
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: RotI'll get back to you about this after I'm done with lunch.

Tequila,

not just for lunch anymore.

uh...sucking up to Hugh doesn't help, or anything, haven't you figured that out?  he's just gonna change your posts to make you into a goat fucker again, it seems like you wouldn't like that... :shock: ... nevermind, or something, or gag me with a spoon...

Yeah.
like it sucks to not score, but if had a chance to score with a goat or a sheep, I still wouldn't score, ew, cuz like that's not scoring or anything, that's just gross


Huhuhuhuhuhuh....even for nachos?
not even for nachos AND crapachino.  not even for TP for my bunghole.  I leave all the farm animals to that largo guy, he keeps pissing off the people who want to set him up with blind dates with them, what a dork
Title: God?
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on April 08, 2005, 11:24:05 PM
Quote from: FinnyhahaI'm not sure, but I think that would be more of an insult if I knew what it meant.

*blinks*

Supposedly the genre of emotional music, but more often just self-pitying. It's applied as an insult to poetry, etc. especially here, sometimes unfairly. Sometimes fairly though.

Or see:
http://www.somethingdirectory.com/main_emo.htm
Title: God?
Post by: MadMa gentLemon on April 09, 2005, 10:44:46 AM
Quote from: CORNHOLIO
Quote from: Butthead
Quote from: CORNHOLIO
Quote from: Butthead
Quote from: CORNHOLIO
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: RotI'll get back to you about this after I'm done with lunch.

Tequila,

not just for lunch anymore.

uh...sucking up to Hugh doesn't help, or anything, haven't you figured that out?  he's just gonna change your posts to make you into a goat fucker again, it seems like you wouldn't like that... :shock: ... nevermind, or something, or gag me with a spoon...

Yeah.
like it sucks to not score, but if had a chance to score with a goat or a sheep, I still wouldn't score, ew, cuz like that's not scoring or anything, that's just gross


Huhuhuhuhuhuh....even for nachos?
not even for nachos AND crapachino.  not even for TP for my bunghole.  I leave all the farm animals to that largo guy, he keeps pissing off the people who want to set him up with blind dates with them, what a dork

Listen you animated mofos. You keep talking about how annoying GTL is. Well I have news for you - coming into threads and posting 5 posts in a row is pretty annoying. It seems like every time I come into a thread, you just make something up to diss GTL about. And multiple times. Whatever you feel about him is your business, but at least some people have the decency and respect to not piss other people off about it, and make intelligent flames in one post. This isn't a spanish soap opera, its a forum.
Title: God?
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 09, 2005, 12:33:44 PM
Quote from: Mad Magent Lemon
Quote from: CORNHOLIO
Quote from: Butthead
Quote from: CORNHOLIO
Quote from: Butthead
Quote from: CORNHOLIO
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: RotI'll get back to you about this after I'm done with lunch.

Tequila,

not just for lunch anymore.

uh...sucking up to Hugh doesn't help, or anything, haven't you figured that out?  he's just gonna change your posts to make you into a goat fucker again, it seems like you wouldn't like that... :shock: ... nevermind, or something, or gag me with a spoon...

Yeah.
like it sucks to not score, but if had a chance to score with a goat or a sheep, I still wouldn't score, ew, cuz like that's not scoring or anything, that's just gross


Huhuhuhuhuhuh....even for nachos?
not even for nachos AND crapachino.  not even for TP for my bunghole.  I leave all the farm animals to that largo guy, he keeps pissing off the people who want to set him up with blind dates with them, what a dork

Listen you animated mofos. You keep talking about how annoying GTL is. Well I have news for you - coming into threads and posting 5 posts in a row is pretty annoying. It seems like every time I come into a thread, you just make something up to diss GTL about. And multiple times. Whatever you feel about him is your business, but at least some people have the decency and respect to not piss other people off about it, and make intelligent flames in one post. This isn't a spanish soap opera, its a forum.


but it;s also a soap opera..

as long as eric is here.

i understand you're new. you don't understand. a lot of [people don't understand quite yet. i hope hey wont have to.
Title: God?
Post by: MadMa gentLemon on April 09, 2005, 08:30:17 PM
I understand you and Eric have a side of beef.. actually two sides, and thats absolutely none of my business. I have nothing against the flaming, anyones free to do that, and rightfully so. It's the giant god damn meta quotes that are killing me. AND it's making me not want to watch my Beavis and Butthead DVDs. THATS a crime my friend.   :P
Title: God?
Post by: Butthead on April 09, 2005, 08:41:12 PM
Quote from: Mad Magent LemonI understand you and Eric have a side of beef.. actually two sides, and thats absolutely none of my business. I have nothing against the flaming, anyones free to do that, and rightfully so. It's the giant god damn meta quotes that are killing me. AND it's making me not want to watch my Beavis and Butthead DVDs. THATS a crime my friend.   :P


Uhhh, metaquotes are cool.
Title: God?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 09, 2005, 09:23:33 PM
uhh...you two assclowns are twice as big of fucking morons as anyone you've spent your time making fun of.

some advice...



STFU.
Title: God?
Post by: MadMa gentLemon on April 09, 2005, 11:13:49 PM
Quote from: Se?±or Misteriosouhh...you two assclowns are twice as big of fucking morons as anyone you've spent your time making fun of.

some advice...



STFU.

<hands Senor a can of whoopass>

That should replace the one you just opened.
Title: God?
Post by: Malaul on April 09, 2005, 11:20:37 PM
Quote from: Mad Magent LemonIt's the giant god damn meta quotes that are killing me.
Oooooo
I love you
Will you marry me?
Title: God?
Post by: MadMa gentLemon on April 09, 2005, 11:31:31 PM
Quote from: MalaulOooooo
I love you
Will you marry me?

:D  <gets on one knee and hands you a box with fingercuffs>

yes!!
Title: God?
Post by: Malaul on April 09, 2005, 11:58:11 PM
::slides on finger cuffs::

ITS PERFECT!!!


::tries to not remember what happened last time::
Title: God?
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 10, 2005, 12:07:15 AM
then by the powers of great justice granted to me thus i propnounce thee man and wife, sim sim sala bim bam b00m! alakhazam! abracdabra!

you may kiss each other or do it or whatever you'd like now.

Quote from: erismay i have mercy on your souls. ell oh ell
Title: God?
Post by: Malaul on April 10, 2005, 12:12:16 AM
::blissfull look::
Title: God?
Post by: Mangrove on April 10, 2005, 12:34:36 AM
throw the bouquet already!!!
Title: God?
Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 10, 2005, 01:19:39 AM
Quote from: Mad Magent LemonListen you animated mofos. You keep talking about how annoying GTL is. Well I have news for you - coming into threads and posting 5 posts in a row is pretty annoying. It seems like every time I come into a thread, you just make something up to diss GTL about. And multiple times. Whatever you feel about him is your business, but at least some people have the decency and respect to not piss other people off about it, and make intelligent flames in one post. This isn't a spanish soap opera, its a forum.
like, who taught you to count, Butthead and I were having a conversation, I said something to him, he said something to me, wtf?  :shock:
Title: God?
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on April 10, 2005, 02:20:31 AM
She does have a point. I don't think you're being that annoying yet though. Just try to keep the repetitiveness down, or something.
Title: God?
Post by: Malaul on April 10, 2005, 02:36:00 AM
psst
Lemon issa chyck?




























AWSOME
Title: God?
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 10, 2005, 03:02:40 AM
w00t! i totally officated over a lesbian wedding. r0x0r!
Title: God?
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on April 10, 2005, 04:44:57 AM
Quote from: Malaulpsst
Lemon issa chyck?
AWSOME


Unless I'm horribly mistaken, yes, I think so
Title: God?
Post by: MadMa gentLemon on April 10, 2005, 08:49:54 AM
Quote from: Altoid Addict
Quote from: Malaulpsst
Lemon issa chyck?
AWSOME


Unless I'm horribly mistaken, yes, I think so

yes you are horribly, horribly mistaken. <proceeds to crush cans on HIS forehead and watch hockey> Take of Mad Ma and you get GentLemon.
Title: God?
Post by: MadMa gentLemon on April 10, 2005, 08:53:36 AM
<gives Malaul a big bondage hug and kiss!>   :twisted:
Title: God?
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on April 10, 2005, 11:25:56 PM
Quote from: Mad Magent Lemon
Quote from: Altoid Addict
Quote from: Malaulpsst
Lemon issa chyck?
AWSOME


Unless I'm horribly mistaken, yes, I think so

yes you are horribly, horribly mistaken. <proceeds to crush cans on HIS forehead and watch hockey> Take of Mad Ma and you get GentLemon.

Sorry.:oops: I hadn't noticed that.

I also forget if I can blame that on being drunk or not. :passes a can to the Gent:
Title: God?
Post by: Malaul on April 11, 2005, 07:27:49 PM
Quote from: Mad Magent Lemon<gives Malaul a big bondage hug and kiss!>   :twisted:
WHOA


My kinda guy

fingercuffs and bondage hugs!!

Match made in hell
Title: God?
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 13, 2005, 12:05:52 PM
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: Mad Magent Lemon<gives Malaul a big bondage hug and kiss!>   :twisted:
WHOA


My kinda guy

fingercuffs and bondage hugs!!

Match made in hell

Can I be the priest?
Title: God?
Post by: Malaul on April 13, 2005, 02:16:52 PM
sure

::ordains you::
Title: God?
Post by: MadMa gentLemon on April 14, 2005, 10:06:56 AM
Dearwy bewoved..
Title: God?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 14, 2005, 03:20:57 PM
man and wife!

say "man and wife"!!!!
Title: God?
Post by: Cain on April 14, 2005, 03:21:33 PM
Quote from: Se?±or Misteriosoman and wife!

say "man and wife"!!!!

Husband and wife damnit!
Title: God?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 14, 2005, 03:27:08 PM
*thinks someone didn't get the reference*

8)
Title: God?
Post by: Cain on April 14, 2005, 03:28:56 PM
Argh *smacks forehead*


well thats 3 hours sleep for you.
Title: God?
Post by: Malaul on April 14, 2005, 04:16:28 PM
wee awwr gavvewed hew today
Title: God?
Post by: agent compassion on April 14, 2005, 06:01:28 PM
Wuff, twoo wuff...
Title: God?
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 14, 2005, 07:37:15 PM
woffle.
Title: God?
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 15, 2005, 09:18:28 AM
and diddly doo....
Title: God?
Post by: MadMa gentLemon on April 15, 2005, 09:41:24 AM
If anyone has any objections to this mawwaige, speak now, ow fowevew hold youw peace.
Title: God?
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 15, 2005, 09:50:00 AM
Hey. I thought I was the pwiest!

What the hell am I here for?

Just to drink and look stupid and then bless the union with a silly hand signal?
Title: God?
Post by: Guido Finucci on April 16, 2005, 12:17:59 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCWhat the hell am I here for?
Vat bwessed awangement, vat dweam wivin a dweam.
Title: God?
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 19, 2005, 08:52:27 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCWhat the hell am I here for?
Vat bwessed awangement, vat dweam wivin a dweam.

Cthulhu Fhtagn!

You may now kiss the bride!