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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: VERBAL on April 19, 2005, 09:23:29 PM

Title: Terrorism works!
Post by: VERBAL on April 19, 2005, 09:23:29 PM
I posted the following in the LIBRARY because a certain Nadia C. was ranting about ineffective politics. Some of you probably never make it to the Library so this post is duplicated for your disbelief.

IF and only IF Amerika wants to really shock the shit out of these rat bastards, here's a tactic to try. I just KNOW you'll all Rant about this  :twisted: Find a super elite hard core troop from-say  Delta Force who's had it he's sick of fucking around and wants to take these assheads out. He'll have to be very egotisticalbecause you have to sell him on the Glory Thing. So this guy will be fluent in all arabic tongues. He'll need to be a consumate actor as well. He get's it out that he's started to see Al Kaeda's point and wants to be a *suicide* soldier! His argument- Q.E.D. he can get into bases and places they can't because he's an Amerikan. The real ruse here is to try to get as many of Al Kaeda's big fish as possible together for an important meeting to choose the target that this :wink: turncoat :wink: is to blow. That is the main objective because our man is already packed in high explosive ordinance! he's wearing body armor made of C4, he's got grenades coming out his ass, he took a bath in nitro etc.etc ad nauseum.IF and only IF he succeeds in getting these BIG FISH to fall for the bait and meet him for a big pow wow, he blows himself most of Al Kaeda's men and  three square miles off the face of the planet. It must very Highly publicized that this was an Amerikan agent on a secret mission with the  Bush Blessing! That my cabbages would radically change the Rules of the Game. This, of course will NEVER happen!  :twisted:  :evil:
Title: Terrorism works!
Post by: Rev Thwack on April 19, 2005, 09:31:02 PM
wait, you think you could find someone willing to commit suicide for this country? Need I remind you that this is not Canada, eh?
Title: Terrorism works!
Post by: VERBAL on April 19, 2005, 09:46:33 PM
:lol:  :D  :P YOU ARE SO RIG-G-G-G-H-T!!! :lol:
Title: Terrorism works!
Post by: Cain on April 19, 2005, 09:48:55 PM
Why would America ever want to get rid of terrorists? I'm having difficulty with this concept.
Title: Terrorism works!
Post by: VERBAL on April 19, 2005, 09:53:38 PM
:shock: HE SCORES!!!
Title: Terrorism works!
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 20, 2005, 03:28:17 AM
Quote from: Rev Thwackwait, you think you could find someone willing to commit suicide for this country? Need I remind you that this is not Canada, eh?

hey man, we dont; fight wars, we finish em eh.

hey this bottle has no more beer in it, wtf eH?
Title: Terrorism works!
Post by: Cain on April 20, 2005, 06:08:15 AM
Quote from: horab
Quote from: Rev Thwackwait, you think you could find someone willing to commit suicide for this country? Need I remind you that this is not Canada, eh?

hey man, we dont; fight wars, we finish em eh.

hey this bottle has no more beer in it, wtf eH?

He's right.  WWI.  Canadians had 'em running.  Verdun seems to stick out as an example.
Title: Terrorism works!
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 20, 2005, 06:26:30 AM
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: horab
Quote from: Rev Thwackwait, you think you could find someone willing to commit suicide for this country? Need I remind you that this is not Canada, eh?

hey man, we dont; fight wars, we finish em eh.

hey this bottle has no more beer in it, wtf eH?

He's right.  WWI.  Canadians had 'em running.  Verdun seems to stick out as an example.

ahd to fall back because the panzee brits and wussy yanks couldn't do a simpel thing like break a german line several tiems too.
im agine that, running back through mustard gas because soem panzee coudln't rush. reminds me of cs.
Title: Terrorism works!
Post by: Cain on April 20, 2005, 06:32:46 AM
I blame the High Command.  Up until before WWI only the Australian army had conducted tests on breaking trench warfare, using tunnels, bombs, etc.  And then they were wiped out in Turkey.  Alot of them anyway.  But the Canadians were scary.  Everyone was scared of them.
Title: Terrorism works!
Post by: Rev Thwack on April 20, 2005, 06:42:49 AM
hell, I seem to remember that at one point, the canadians had the us running... then set fire to the white house.


any canadians care to repeat that? I'll buy the beer aftewords.
Title: Re: Terrorism works!
Post by: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell on April 20, 2005, 07:03:34 AM
Quote from: verbI posted the following in the LIBRARY because a certain Nadia C. was ranting about ineffective politics. Some of you probably never make it to the Library so this post is duplicated for your disbelief.

IF and only IF Amerika wants to really shock the shit out of these rat bastards, here's a tactic to try. I just KNOW you'll all Rant about this  :twisted: Find a super elite hard core troop from-say  Delta Force who's had it he's sick of fucking around and wants to take these assheads out. He'll have to be very egotisticalbecause you have to sell him on the Glory Thing. So this guy will be fluent in all arabic tongues. He'll need to be a consumate actor as well. He get's it out that he's started to see Al Kaeda's point and wants to be a *suicide* soldier! His argument- Q.E.D. he can get into bases and places they can't because he's an Amerikan. The real ruse here is to try to get as many of Al Kaeda's big fish as possible together for an important meeting to choose the target that this :wink: turncoat :wink: is to blow. That is the main objective because our man is already packed in high explosive ordinance! he's wearing body armor made of C4, he's got grenades coming out his ass, he took a bath in nitro etc.etc ad nauseum.IF and only IF he succeeds in getting these BIG FISH to fall for the bait and meet him for a big pow wow, he blows himself most of Al Kaeda's men and  three square miles off the face of the planet. It must very Highly publicized that this was an Amerikan agent on a secret mission with the  Bush Blessing! That my cabbages would radically change the Rules of the Game. This, of course will NEVER happen!  :twisted:  :evil:

Haha, you actually think the entity known as al-Qaeda still exists.

That is so quaint.

I know I'm an insane conspiracy theorist, but I'm pretty sure they all died of exposure out in the mountains of Afghanistan and that guy in the October video bought his beard at a gift shop. Or at the least, Osama Bin Ladin is in a hospital in Saudi Arabia, reminiscing over his 15 minutes of fame.
Title: Terrorism works!
Post by: PopeLoUDICRUCE on April 20, 2005, 08:10:03 AM
:cry: (http://img249.echo.cx/img249/2139/bayleealmon6ql.th.jpg) (http://img249.echo.cx/my.php?image=bayleealmon6ql.jpg)

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In the expanse of all pervasive equalness even the word "suffering" does not exist.

Who, then, could there be still searching for happiness?
Where happiness and suffering have one taste and grasping is self liberated,

This is the Kingdom of Samantabhadra. May we attain it in this very lifetime!
Title: Terrorism works!
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 20, 2005, 09:53:11 AM
Why do you hate our terrorists?

We need them.
Title: Terrorism works!
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on April 20, 2005, 07:13:36 PM
Quote from: Rev Thwackhell, I seem to remember that at one point, the canadians had the us running... then set fire to the white house.


any canadians care to repeat that? I'll buy the beer aftewords.

I'd pay good money to see that.
Title: Sheep, Hugh?
Post by: VERBAL on April 20, 2005, 08:30:07 PM
If you are referring to the fact that the average Amerikan is lazy fatheade and stupid larval fuck, if you mean terrorist are to them what a 2X4 upside the head of a mule is, then yes I agree, we NEED THEM DESPERATELY! :twisted:
Title: Re: Sheep, Hugh?
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on April 20, 2005, 08:31:27 PM
Quote from: verbIf you are referring to the fact that the average Amerikan is lazy fatheade and stupid larval fuck, if you mean terrorist are to them what a 2X4 upside the head of a mule is, then yes I agree, we NEED THEM DESPERATELY! :twisted:

Just as long as I'm below street level when IT (whatever it is) happens.
Title: Terrorism works!
Post by: VERBAL on April 20, 2005, 08:35:08 PM
QuoteThe Post-Larval Must Be Very Cautious in Communicating with Larval Humans

Exo-psychology holds that the human larval exists in a reality defined by the four survival imprints. Although the brain receives 100 million impulses a second, mundane consciousness is limited to signals which have been conditioned to one of the four imprinted game-boards.

Unconditioned sensations, the raw swirl of an unfiltered reality, exist as background noise.

In communicating with larvals the following points must, therefore, be remembered:

The larval has no interest in you, you do not exist, unless you can hook into Hir limited reality-island, transmit on Hir narrow mind-band, unless your behavior offers meaning in terms of possible benefit or threat to Hir:

  1. cellular well being
  2. emotional-hierarchical status
  3. artifact manipulation game
  4. socio-sexual security; domestic reassurance

All larval interactions are instrumental to one of the four survival attitudes. Larvals are comfortably adapted to this limited four-channel communication, scan automatically for the survival meaning of each stimulus and scuttle by each other like ants, each intent on Hir own "reality" - reacting automaticallly to relevant cues from others.

Larval communication occurs in terms of four systems, some of which are comprehensible to the entire species, some of which are limited to members of the same cultural-imprint group.

Larvals do not like to receive information unless the facts fit into their 3rd Circuit reality net and immediately reward their emotional status. Democrats were delighted to hear the facts about Nixon, but Republicans were irritated and resistant.

Larvals submit themselves to learn new symbols only under special motivational circumstances where the new connections build on and confirm established systems or give promise of future emotional rewards of which the teacher is model.

Larvals fervently resist new symbols which require a change in their network of associations. This resistance to learning is not psychological; it is neurological and biochemical. New ideas require a change in the wiring of associations and literally cause a "headache."
Title: Re: Sheep, Hugh?
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 22, 2005, 10:43:21 AM
Quote from: verbIf you are referring to the fact that the average Amerikan is lazy fatheade and stupid larval fuck, if you mean terrorist are to them what a 2X4 upside the head of a mule is, then yes I agree, we NEED THEM DESPERATELY! :twisted:

It's good to see the we understand one another.
Title: Terrorism works!
Post by: PopeLoUDICRUCE on April 23, 2005, 08:44:25 PM
It has been said that effective communication is only possible between equals; I like to think of you as a comrade in arms :twisted: BTW have you seen the Article on Bill Hicks as Agent of Evolution in the Maybe Logic Quartely?

http://www.maybelogic.org/maybequarterly/02/0203AgentOfEvolution.htm
Title: Terrorism works!
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 24, 2005, 04:31:41 AM
Quote from: PopeLoUDICRUCEIt has been said that effective communication is only possible between equals; I like to think of you as a comrade in arms :twisted: BTW have you seen the Article on Bill Hicks as Agent of Evolution in the Maybe Logic Quartely?

http://www.maybelogic.org/maybequarterly/02/0203AgentOfEvolution.htm
That was beautiful man, thanks.  Correcting teachers, that takes me back, hehehe, they really hate when you do that.  Espeically when they suspect you might be right, but they don't know for sure, hahaha, apparently I am a buddist comedian, or something, great stuff, thanks.  I try to tell people you can get to enlightenment through humor, but they don't believe me.  So I tell them worse things, less belieivable things, just to see the smoke come out of their ears  :twisted:
Title: Terrorism works!
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on April 25, 2005, 12:56:49 PM
Terrorism works on people that can be scared.

This appears to be about 52% of America.
Title: Terrorism works!
Post by: LMNO on April 25, 2005, 05:55:50 PM
Quote from: PopeLoUDICRUCEIt has been said that effective communication is only possible between equals; I like to think of you as a comrade in arms :twisted: BTW have you seen the Article on Bill Hicks as Agent of Evolution in the Maybe Logic Quartely?

http://www.maybelogic.org/maybequarterly/02/0203AgentOfEvolution.htm

It amused me to see that about 2/3 of the way through, the author obliquely tried to compare himself to Bill.
Title: Terrorism works!
Post by: Ben on April 25, 2005, 06:11:36 PM
Terrorism works if you want to make Amurrica scared stupid and elect Jeb Bush next time around.
Title: Terrorism works!
Post by: Chef on April 25, 2005, 09:48:09 PM
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineTerrorism works on people that can be scared.

This appears to be about 52% of America.

OPIEZ IS SCARED OF EVERYTHING.

CHEF D,
IS ONLY MILDLY WORRIED AROUND TALUFA.
Title: Terrorism works!
Post by: Nihi on April 25, 2005, 09:52:46 PM
Quote from: PopeLoUDICRUCEBTW have you seen the Article on Bill Hicks as Agent of Evolution in the Maybe Logic Quartely?

http://www.maybelogic.org/maybequarterly/02/0203AgentOfEvolution.htm

Logic academy... Pyramids... Eyes in pyramids... Either the Illuminati are about, or Freud should have been looking to something other than sex as the sole motivation of the human mind...
Title: Terrorism works!
Post by: PopeLoUDICRUCE on April 26, 2005, 08:42:10 AM
VERILY, thou ART a sap!I do not dream of such a comparison! That intro to Bill occurs in that manner because I was talking about COMMUNICATION! Bill Hicks used his standup as a communication to others, he used language to try and wake everyone from sleep :o
Title: Terrorism works!
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 26, 2005, 02:25:53 PM
Quote from: BencalypseTerrorism works if you want to make Amurrica scared stupid and elect Jeb Bush next time around.

The terrorists don't have much work cut out for them now do they?
Title: Terrorism works!
Post by: LMNO on April 26, 2005, 02:34:39 PM
Quote from: PopeLoUDICRUCEVERILY, thou ART a sap!I do not dream of such a comparison! That intro to Bill occurs in that manner because I was talking about COMMUNICATION! Bill Hicks used his standup as a communication to others, he used language to try and wake everyone from sleep :o


Hold on a sec.  I was talking about the article itself:

Quote from: Maybe QuarterlyThe foundation for the trouble-maker accusations was laid early on, when in high school Bill found himself in the principal,Äôs office an average of twice a week (American Scream pg. 23), which was usually because of a given teacher,Äôs complete frustration in trying to deal with a student that was much more intelligent than the teacher was. In my own high school years, I brought home a request for a parent-teacher conference with every single report card of the entire six years of junior high and high school. They did not know how to deal with a student that consistently questioned all levels of authority, as I often corrected factual errors the teachers made during the course of their lessons. I got myself into huge amounts of trouble for doing this, and the more trouble I got into, the more I fought back against the oppression.

Bill Hicks and I were born three weeks apart in the Sagittarian cycle of 1961, a circumstance that provided us with similar spiritual temperaments. We shared very similar views of the world and politics, similar tastes in music, and we both found ourselves with both a sense of urgency and a general lack of patience. It is said that people who are born under the same astrological sign share many common bonds.


That is the part I was talking about.
Title: Terrorism works!
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 26, 2005, 06:48:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: PopeLoUDICRUCEVERILY, thou ART a sap!I do not dream of such a comparison! That intro to Bill occurs in that manner because I was talking about COMMUNICATION! Bill Hicks used his standup as a communication to others, he used language to try and wake everyone from sleep :o


Hold on a sec.  I was talking about the article itself:

-->big snip<--

That is the part I was talking about.
I'm pretty sure he was talking to nihi :?
Title: Terrorism works!
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 26, 2005, 06:50:21 PM
Quote from: Nihi
Quote from: PopeLoUDICRUCEBTW have you seen the Article on Bill Hicks as Agent of Evolution in the Maybe Logic Quartely?

http://www.maybelogic.org/maybequarterly/02/0203AgentOfEvolution.htm

Logic academy... Pyramids... Eyes in pyramids... Either the Illuminati are about, or Freud should have been looking to something other than sex as the sole motivation of the human mind...
You should have clicked the link, you wouldn't look like such a nitwit right now.   :roll:
Title: Terrorism works!
Post by: PopeLoUDICRUCE on April 27, 2005, 08:21:26 PM
QuotePopeLoUDICRUCE wrote:
VERILY, thou ART a sap!I do not dream of such a comparison! That intro to Bill occurs in that manner because I was talking about COMMUNICATION! Bill Hicks used his standup as a communication to others, he used language to try and wake everyone from sleep Surprised



Hold on a sec. I was talking about the article itself:
in that case LMNO, I owe you an apology :oops:
Title: Terrorism works!
Post by: LMNO on April 27, 2005, 08:23:22 PM
Accepted.










(see kids?  That's how it's done!)
Title: Terrorism works!
Post by: PopeLoUDICRUCE on April 27, 2005, 08:36:02 PM
Quote
   

   

Accepted.










(see kids? That's how it's done!)

:lol:  :wink:
Title: Terrorism works!
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 27, 2005, 09:21:42 PM
Quote from: LMNOAccepted.
(see kids?  That's how it's done!)
Yep, when one person makes a mistake and apologises, that's how it works.  When someone comes after you, then they try to be nice, then they turn into a bitch, then they pretend to be nice, then they go back to bitch, imitate your name, sig, location and take your avatar, then not only do not apologise, but try to make it your fault, well, it doesn't work out quite the same, sorry.  Plus, you are a bigger man than I am  :wink:  and so is Pope Lou :wink:
Title: Terrorism works!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 27, 2005, 09:55:21 PM
are you still not over that? you do know you're just making it worse by making a big deal about it, right?

it appears we've shifted from being the Eric.com forums to being the Eldora vs. Aini.com forums.

it's not an improvement.

8)
Title: Terrorism works!
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 27, 2005, 10:24:52 PM
Quote from: Se?±or Misteriosoare you still not over that? you do know you're just making it worse by making a big deal about it, right?

it appears we've shifted from being the Eric.com forums to being the Eldora vs. Aini.com forums.

it's not an improvement.

8)
Over which time?  And why do you take her side.  Pay close attention, it was dying down, then she started up again.  Sorry, bucko, she started it, again, and again, you are sticking up for her, just wait, she'll turn on you, she ends up turning on every one who is ever nice to her.
Title: Terrorism works!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 27, 2005, 11:43:09 PM
she keeps starting it up with you because you keep giving her the reaction she's looking for.

if you just ignore her, she'll probably leave you alone sooner rather than later.

8)
Title: Terrorism works!
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 28, 2005, 08:56:29 AM
Heh.

This makes me laugh.

And fart.

Thanks.

I needed to get that out.