SO I KNOCKED HIM THE FUCK OUT AND STOLE HIS IPOD.
NOW TALUFA IS BUSY ERASING FRANZ FERDINAND SONGS.
DEAL.
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CHEF D,
LOVES SLOW OPIEZ.
Thats the way we do it.
Silly plonker. I can think of far better things to have in an iPod...
fuck off already roger,. ffs get off your fuckin self sodeomeizeingf eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeself an deeeeeeeeeeeeeeefeeeeeeeeeeueeeck ae heosee rse or a fuckinhuman being alreaye .
Quote from: horabfuck off already roger,. ffs get off your fuckin self sodeomeizeingf eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeself an deeeeeeeeeeeeeeefeeeeeeeeeeueeeck ae heosee rse or a fuckinhuman being alreaye .
SON, I WARNED YOU NOT TO TEST TALUFA.
NOW YUO GOTS DRAIN BAMAGE.
CHEF D,
HOPES YOU GET BETTER.
Quote from: horabfuck off already roger,. ffs get off your fuckin self sodeomeizeingf eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeself an deeeeeeeeeeeeeeefeeeeeeeeeeueeeck ae heosee rse or a fuckinhuman being alreaye .
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one fuckin shjitty night.
but seriously roger should fuckin give off on the chef thiong.
it lost it's funny a very, very long time ago.
if my demeands are not met, there will be penalties.
Quote from: horabone fuckin shjitty night.
but seriously roger should fuckin give off on the chef thiong.
it lost it's funny a very, very long time ago.
if my demeands are not met, there will be penalties.
Shit.
horab's gotta knife.
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I think you should know that I'm writing a song that includes that as the chorus. I'll be giving you credit if it ever makes it on an album.
8)
dont' give me credit man, it's from an anceint hl1dm spray.
i've been using this in css lately, but i made a couple new ones i'm playing aroudn with, tho this is th ebest evar!
I don't care where it's from...creative credit goes to you since you're the one who exposed me to it.
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sure why not. lol. :mrgreen:
So horab, when will you stab Chef?
I want to see that.
when i'm good an ready, don't rush me man,
i got shit to do and craps to take. gotta keepthem aligators fed lemme tell ya son.
Quote from: horabwhen i'm good an ready, don't rush me man,
i got shit to do and craps to take. gotta keepthem aligators fed lemme tell ya son.
Yeah. I know them breaks.
No hurries.
Just let me know so I can invite the film crew.
Quote from: Tlacaxipehualiztlione fuckin shjitty night.
but seriously roger should fuckin give off on the chef thiong.
it lost it's funny a very, very long time ago.
if my demeands are not met, there will be penalties.
Why? This one was actually funny.
Quote from: Tlacaxipehualiztli
but seriously roger should fuckin give off on the chef thiong.
it lost it's funny a very, very long time ago.
I disagree. I don't think it was ever funny :?
I liked the Quezicotal bit, but yeah...
DON'T BE HATIN'
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i think he's like a bottle of good wine and is getting better
might be because i only read 1/10 of his posts tho..
so, are you saying that you only read one out of every ten posts that CHEF makes?
or that you only read 10% of every post that CHEF makes?
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Quote from: Sepiai think he's like a bottle of good wine and is getting better
might be because i only read 1/10 of his posts tho..
Reading Chef is like reading the book of the subgenius. You aren't supposed to read it in any particular order, and you aren't necessarily supposed to read it all.
Quote from: Se?±or Misteriososo, are you saying that you only read one out of every ten posts that CHEF makes?
or that you only read 10% of every post that CHEF makes?
8)
both. :)
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Sepiai think he's like a bottle of good wine and is getting better
might be because i only read 1/10 of his posts tho..
Reading Chef is like reading the book of the subgenius. You aren't supposed to read it in any particular order, and you aren't necessarily supposed to read it all.
We're supposed to read the book of subgenius?
I just use it as a fly swatter.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Sepiai think he's like a bottle of good wine and is getting better
might be because i only read 1/10 of his posts tho..
Reading Chef is like reading the book of the subgenius. You aren't supposed to read it in any particular order, and you aren't necessarily supposed to read it all.
We're supposed to read the book of subgenius?
I just use it as a fly swatter.
You bought the book? I just read it off the website. Helps put me to sleep.
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
You bought the book? I just read it off the website. Helps put me to sleep.
You just made "Bob" cry.(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/cry.gif)
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
You bought the book? I just read it off the website. Helps put me to sleep.
You just made "Bob" cry.(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/cry.gif)
Sorry, Bob, it had it's funny points, I have to admit it. I may well be a subgenius at heart, but I am not entirely ready to admit that, yet :wink:
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
You bought the book? I just read it off the website. Helps put me to sleep.
You just made "Bob" cry.(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/cry.gif)
Sorry, Bob, it had it's funny points, I have to admit it. I may well be a subgenius at heart, but I am not entirely ready to admit that, yet :wink:
No, the "didn't buy it" part.
Only money can make "Bob" cry.
Besides, on the site, you can only read two chapters.
There's a PDF to the whole damned thing, somewhere. If you like, I'll try to get a link.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
You bought the book? I just read it off the website. Helps put me to sleep.
You just made "Bob" cry.(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/cry.gif)
Sorry, Bob, it had it's funny points, I have to admit it. I may well be a subgenius at heart, but I am not entirely ready to admit that, yet :wink:
No, the "didn't buy it" part.
Only money can make "Bob" cry.
Besides, on the site, you can only read two chapters.
There's a PDF to the whole damned thing, somewhere. If you like, I'll try to get a link.
There's more than 2 chapters, fuck. I'm pretty resourceful, I think I can find it.
Quote from: Altoid AddictI liked the Quezicotal bit, but yeah...
...which is probably why Horab copied it.
:lol:
huh you mean i copied yor thing by using a handle i used two years ago fro a compeltely unrelated thing that was recalled by another thing that had absolutely nothign to do withyoruself???????????????
ohh kay!
<---thought he was egotistical.
Quote from: Tlacaxipehualiztlihuh you mean i copied yor thing by using a handle i used two years ago fro a compeltely unrelated thing that was recalled by another thing that had absolutely nothign to do withyoruself???????????????
ohh kay!
<---thought he was egotistical.
What's the matter, Bunky? It's okay for YOU to snipe at other people, but not for others to snipe at YOU?
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Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Altoid AddictI liked the Quezicotal bit, but yeah...
...which is probably why Horab copied it.
:lol:
Nope, he didn't copy it. We accidentally started a whole Aztec thing out of nowhere and that is his trip for this week, plus he is doing some other bit that has nothing to do with feathered serpents :?
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Altoid AddictI liked the Quezicotal bit, but yeah...
...which is probably why Horab copied it.
:lol:
Nope, he didn't copy it. We accidentally started a whole Aztec thing out of nowhere and that is his trip for this week, plus he is doing some other bit that has nothing to do with feathered serpents :?
I know. I'm just returning some of the love he always has for me.
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I don't read the Book of the SubGenius either. I just let my cpy of it sit around, so Bob's beady eyes can haunt my every move.
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCWe're supposed to read the book of subgenius?
I just use it as a fly swatter.
You bought the book? I just read it off the website. Helps put me to sleep.
What makes you think I paid for it?
What shall we do with an OPIE Chef?
What shall we do with an OPIE Chef?
What shall we do with an OPIE Chef?
Earlye in morning!
Hurray, hogtie him to a pink Camry.
Hurray, hogtie him to a pink Camry.
Hurray, hogtie him to a pink Camry.
Earlye in the morning!
Shave his balls with a rusty razor,
Shave his balls with a rusty razor,
Shave his balls with a rusty razor,
Earlye in the morning!
Slice his sack with the surgeon's scalpel!
Slice his sack with the surgeon's scalpel!
Slice his sack with the surgeon's scalpel!
Earlye in the morning!
What shall we do with his shriveled balls?
What shall we do with his shriveled balls?
What shall we do with his shriveled balls?
Earlye in the morning!
Hurray, toss them to the gulls.
Hurray, toss them to the gulls.
Hurray, toss them to the gulls.
Earlye in the morning!
Why are you still alive?
Why are you still alive?
Why are you still alive?
Earlye in the morning!
Beat his ass with a tire iron.
Beat his ass with a tire iron.
Beat his ass with a tire iron.
Earlye in the morning!
Lube him up good before the sun
Lube him up good before the sun.
Lube him up good before the sun
Earlye in the morning!
Impale that fag upon a jag.
Impale that fag upon a jag.
Impale that fag upon a jag.
Earlye in the morning!
Jesus H Christ!
That's malicious.
Chef might get afeared.....but only if you use the right peppers.
Board pest:
Stop spamming, you stupid bitch.
TIA.
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineBoard pest:
Stop spamming, you stupid bitch.
TIA.
Stop spamming the board with complaints about spam.
Quote from: calamity ainiQuote from: Ghost In The MachineBoard pest:
Stop spamming, you stupid bitch.
TIA.
Stop spamming the board with complaints about spam.
Fuck off, spammer.
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: calamity ainiQuote from: Ghost In The MachineBoard pest:
Stop spamming, you stupid bitch.
TIA.
Stop spamming the board with complaints about spam.
Fuck off, spammer.
My attorney, the world class and (in)famous, Leonard J. Crabs, wants to know in what orifce would you prefer to be fucked. He tells me people who like to swear in public also like to take it up the ass. I do not know why he's asking this question, but he has never failed his clients before. He wants to know if you own any donkeys. Well, do you?
Quote from: calamity ainiQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: calamity ainiQuote from: Ghost In The MachineBoard pest:
Stop spamming, you stupid bitch.
TIA.
Stop spamming the board with complaints about spam.
Fuck off, spammer.
My attorney, the world class and (in)famous, Leonard J. Crabs, wants to know in what orifce would you prefer to be fucked. He tells me people who like to swear in public also like to take it up the ass. I do not know why he's asking this question, but he has never failed his clients before. He wants to know if you own any donkeys. Well, do you?
Quit cunting.
Thanks.
Pot calling Kettle.....
PS calamity aini is actually less annoying than the PoopSmith, who knew :shock: :roll:
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyPot calling Kettle.....
PS calamity aini is actually less annoying than the PoopSmith, who knew :shock: :roll:
1. Pot calling kettle...for WHAT, exactly?
2. You're just mad because I argued against your silly Aini troll over there.
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyPot calling Kettle.....
PS calamity aini is actually less annoying than the PoopSmith, who knew :shock: :roll:
1. Pot calling kettle...for WHAT, exactly?
2. You're just mad because I argued against your silly Aini troll over there.
Um...D00d, I know Yr a n00b and all....but try not to step to Eldora....
Because, bad things will start to multiply and then happen to you.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyPot calling Kettle.....
PS calamity aini is actually less annoying than the PoopSmith, who knew :shock: :roll:
1. Pot calling kettle...for WHAT, exactly?
2. You're just mad because I argued against your silly Aini troll over there.
Um...D00d, I know Yr a n00b and all....but try not to step to Eldora....
Because, bad things will start to multiply and then happen to you.
Thanks for replying to this, Hugh. I missed it with all the other chaos. GitMo thinks I have something to do with calamity aini, I think. :? That's probably the weirdest accusation I have seen on this forum so far :shock: No, seriously.
Early morning Eldora?
Quote from: Malevonent PreacherEarly morning Eldora?
Yeah, I'm in one of my insomnia phases. I either stay up late or wake up too early. I should be getting up now, but I have been awake sine about 6 AM and I finally said fuck it and got up at 6:30 :roll:
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyPot calling Kettle.....
PS calamity aini is actually less annoying than the PoopSmith, who knew :shock: :roll:
1. Pot calling kettle...for WHAT, exactly?
2. You're just mad because I argued against your silly Aini troll over there.
Um...D00d, I know Yr a n00b and all....but try not to step to Eldora....
Because, bad things will start to multiply and then happen to you.
:yawn:
I technically have a holiday myself, but have been up for more a few hours now myself, writing another essay. I know that "not sleeping" feeling.
GIVE BACK THE PASSWORD! :argh!:
Somebody nuked the account, probably back in '05 or '06. That just means the moniker is available to be registered.
Wait, Eldora was still here in Middle 2005? This must have been right before the first Great Migration and Collapse.
Yup. She signed up just after you and myself and she kept on posting here, on and off, until the Glorious Revolution.
I think she's also made a brief cameo appearance every now and again. Fortunately, very brief.
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on July 05, 2011, 01:40:40 PM
I think she's also made a brief cameo appearance every now and again. Fortunately, very brief.
I've noticed if we say her name too much she appears for a few posts then gets butthurt and leaves again....
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!