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Principia Discordia => Literate Chaotic => Topic started by: Chef on April 23, 2005, 03:12:42 AM

Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Chef on April 23, 2005, 03:12:42 AM
SO I KNOCKED HIM THE FUCK OUT AND STOLE HIS IPOD.

NOW TALUFA IS BUSY ERASING FRANZ FERDINAND SONGS.

DEAL.
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CHEF D,
LOVES SLOW OPIEZ.
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on April 23, 2005, 04:03:58 AM
Thats the way we do it.
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Cain on April 23, 2005, 04:34:19 AM
Silly plonker.  I can think of far better things to have in an iPod...
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 23, 2005, 09:39:51 AM
fuck off already roger,. ffs get off your fuckin self sodeomeizeingf eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeself an deeeeeeeeeeeeeeefeeeeeeeeeeueeeck ae heosee rse or a fuckinhuman being alreaye .
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Chef on April 23, 2005, 03:33:58 PM
Quote from: horabfuck off already roger,. ffs get off your fuckin self sodeomeizeingf eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeself an deeeeeeeeeeeeeeefeeeeeeeeeeueeeck ae heosee rse or a fuckinhuman being alreaye .

SON, I WARNED YOU NOT TO TEST TALUFA.

NOW YUO GOTS DRAIN BAMAGE.

CHEF D,
HOPES YOU GET BETTER.
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 23, 2005, 03:38:53 PM
Quote from: horabfuck off already roger,. ffs get off your fuckin self sodeomeizeingf eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeself an deeeeeeeeeeeeeeefeeeeeeeeeeueeeck ae heosee rse or a fuckinhuman being alreaye .

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Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 23, 2005, 07:00:18 PM
one fuckin shjitty night.


but seriously roger should fuckin give off on the chef thiong.


it lost it's funny a very, very long time ago.




if my demeands are not met, there will be penalties.
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 24, 2005, 09:18:28 PM
Quote from: horabone fuckin shjitty night.


but seriously roger should fuckin give off on the chef thiong.


it lost it's funny a very, very long time ago.




if my demeands are not met, there will be penalties.

Shit.

horab's gotta knife.
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 24, 2005, 09:57:38 PM
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Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 24, 2005, 10:06:02 PM
I think you should know that I'm writing a song that includes that as the chorus. I'll be giving you credit if it ever makes it on an album.

8)
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 24, 2005, 10:09:32 PM
dont' give me credit man, it's from an anceint hl1dm spray.

i've been using this in css lately, but i made a couple new ones i'm playing aroudn with, tho this is th ebest evar!
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 24, 2005, 10:17:22 PM
I don't care where it's from...creative credit goes to you since you're the one who exposed me to it.

8)
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 24, 2005, 10:18:57 PM
sure why not. lol. :mrgreen:
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 24, 2005, 10:29:01 PM
So horab, when will you stab Chef?

I want to see that.
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 24, 2005, 10:31:44 PM
when i'm good an ready, don't rush me man,


i got shit to do and craps to take. gotta keepthem aligators fed lemme tell ya son.
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 24, 2005, 10:35:41 PM
Quote from: horabwhen i'm good an ready, don't rush me man,


i got shit to do and craps to take. gotta keepthem aligators fed lemme tell ya son.

Yeah. I know them breaks.

No hurries.

Just let me know so I can invite the film crew.
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on April 25, 2005, 11:28:06 AM
Quote from: Tlacaxipehualiztlione fuckin shjitty night.


but seriously roger should fuckin give off on the chef thiong.


it lost it's funny a very, very long time ago.




if my demeands are not met, there will be penalties.

Why?  This one was actually funny.
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 25, 2005, 03:43:08 PM
Quote from: Tlacaxipehualiztli
but seriously roger should fuckin give off on the chef thiong.


it lost it's funny a very, very long time ago.
I disagree.  I don't think it was ever funny :?
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on April 25, 2005, 08:05:20 PM
I liked the Quezicotal bit, but yeah...
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Chef on April 25, 2005, 09:38:07 PM
DON'T BE HATIN'
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Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Sepia on April 25, 2005, 11:27:13 PM
i think he's like a bottle of good wine and is getting better

might be because i only read 1/10 of his posts tho..
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 25, 2005, 11:39:09 PM
so, are you saying that you only read one out of every ten posts that CHEF makes?

or that you only read 10% of every post that CHEF makes?

8)
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2005, 12:08:18 AM
Quote from: Sepiai think he's like a bottle of good wine and is getting better

might be because i only read 1/10 of his posts tho..

Reading Chef is like reading the book of the subgenius.  You aren't supposed to read it in any particular order, and you aren't necessarily supposed to read it all.
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Sepia on April 26, 2005, 01:59:09 AM
Quote from: Se?±or Misteriososo, are you saying that you only read one out of every ten posts that CHEF makes?

or that you only read 10% of every post that CHEF makes?

8)


both. :)
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 26, 2005, 02:50:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Sepiai think he's like a bottle of good wine and is getting better

might be because i only read 1/10 of his posts tho..

Reading Chef is like reading the book of the subgenius.  You aren't supposed to read it in any particular order, and you aren't necessarily supposed to read it all.

We're supposed to read the book of subgenius?

I just use it as a fly swatter.
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 26, 2005, 06:54:34 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Sepiai think he's like a bottle of good wine and is getting better

might be because i only read 1/10 of his posts tho..

Reading Chef is like reading the book of the subgenius.  You aren't supposed to read it in any particular order, and you aren't necessarily supposed to read it all.

We're supposed to read the book of subgenius?

I just use it as a fly swatter.
You bought the book?  I just read it off the website.  Helps put me to sleep.
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2005, 11:07:48 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
You bought the book?  I just read it off the website.  Helps put me to sleep.

You just made "Bob" cry.(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/cry.gif)
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 26, 2005, 11:47:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
You bought the book?  I just read it off the website.  Helps put me to sleep.

You just made "Bob" cry.(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/cry.gif)
Sorry, Bob, it had it's funny points, I have to admit it.  I may well be a subgenius at heart, but I am not entirely ready to admit that, yet :wink:
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2005, 11:48:13 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
You bought the book?  I just read it off the website.  Helps put me to sleep.

You just made "Bob" cry.(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/cry.gif)
Sorry, Bob, it had it's funny points, I have to admit it.  I may well be a subgenius at heart, but I am not entirely ready to admit that, yet :wink:

No, the "didn't buy it" part.

Only money can make "Bob" cry.

Besides, on the site, you can only read two chapters.

There's a PDF to the whole damned thing, somewhere.  If you like, I'll try to get a link.
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 27, 2005, 12:05:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
You bought the book?  I just read it off the website.  Helps put me to sleep.

You just made "Bob" cry.(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/cry.gif)
Sorry, Bob, it had it's funny points, I have to admit it.  I may well be a subgenius at heart, but I am not entirely ready to admit that, yet :wink:

No, the "didn't buy it" part.

Only money can make "Bob" cry.

Besides, on the site, you can only read two chapters.

There's a PDF to the whole damned thing, somewhere.  If you like, I'll try to get a link.
There's more than 2 chapters, fuck.  I'm pretty resourceful, I think I can find it.
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2005, 12:11:42 AM
Quote from: Altoid AddictI liked the Quezicotal bit, but yeah...

...which is probably why Horab copied it.

:lol:
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 27, 2005, 12:22:42 AM
huh you mean i copied yor thing by using a handle i used two years ago fro a compeltely unrelated thing that was recalled by another thing that had absolutely nothign to do withyoruself???????????????



ohh kay!



<---thought he was egotistical.
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2005, 12:24:03 AM
Quote from: Tlacaxipehualiztlihuh you mean i copied yor thing by using a handle i used two years ago fro a compeltely unrelated thing that was recalled by another thing that had absolutely nothign to do withyoruself???????????????



ohh kay!



<---thought he was egotistical.

What's the matter, Bunky?  It's okay for YOU to snipe at other people, but not for others to snipe at YOU?

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Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 27, 2005, 12:31:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Altoid AddictI liked the Quezicotal bit, but yeah...

...which is probably why Horab copied it.

:lol:
Nope, he didn't copy it.  We accidentally started a whole Aztec thing out of nowhere and that is his trip for this week, plus he is doing some other bit that has nothing to do with feathered serpents :?
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2005, 12:34:26 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Altoid AddictI liked the Quezicotal bit, but yeah...

...which is probably why Horab copied it.

:lol:
Nope, he didn't copy it.  We accidentally started a whole Aztec thing out of nowhere and that is his trip for this week, plus he is doing some other bit that has nothing to do with feathered serpents :?

I know.  I'm just returning some of the love he always has for me.

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Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell on April 28, 2005, 01:21:33 AM
I don't read the Book of the SubGenius either. I just let my cpy of it sit around, so Bob's beady eyes can haunt my every move.
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 28, 2005, 10:01:20 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCWe're supposed to read the book of subgenius?

I just use it as a fly swatter.
You bought the book?  I just read it off the website.  Helps put me to sleep.

What makes you think I paid for it?
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: saint aini on April 29, 2005, 01:53:24 AM
What shall we do with an OPIE Chef?
What shall we do with an OPIE Chef?
What shall we do with an OPIE Chef?
Earlye in morning!

Hurray, hogtie him to a pink Camry.
Hurray, hogtie him to a pink Camry.
Hurray, hogtie him to a pink Camry.
Earlye in the morning!

Shave his balls with a rusty razor,
Shave his balls with a rusty razor,
Shave his balls with a rusty razor,
Earlye in the morning!

Slice his sack with the surgeon's scalpel!
Slice his sack with the surgeon's scalpel!
Slice his sack with the surgeon's scalpel!
Earlye in the morning!

What shall we do with his shriveled balls?
What shall we do with his shriveled balls?
What shall we do with his shriveled balls?
Earlye in the morning!

Hurray, toss them to the gulls.
Hurray, toss them to the gulls.
Hurray, toss them to the gulls.
Earlye in the morning!

Why are you still alive?
Why are you still alive?
Why are you still alive?
Earlye in the morning!

Beat his ass with a tire iron.
Beat his ass with a tire iron.
Beat his ass with a tire iron.
Earlye in the morning!

Lube him up good before the sun
Lube him up good before the sun.
Lube him up good before the sun
Earlye in the morning!

Impale that fag upon a jag.
Impale that fag upon a jag.
Impale that fag upon a jag.
Earlye in the morning!
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 29, 2005, 04:15:08 AM
Jesus H Christ!


That's malicious.

Chef might get afeared.....but only if you use the right peppers.
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on April 29, 2005, 11:34:45 PM
Board pest:

Stop spamming, you stupid bitch.

TIA.
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: saint aini on April 30, 2005, 02:23:52 AM
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineBoard pest:

Stop spamming, you stupid bitch.

TIA.


Stop spamming the board with complaints about spam.
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on April 30, 2005, 02:24:19 AM
Quote from: calamity aini
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineBoard pest:

Stop spamming, you stupid bitch.

TIA.


Stop spamming the board with complaints about spam.

Fuck off, spammer.
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: saint aini on April 30, 2005, 02:33:26 AM
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: calamity aini
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineBoard pest:

Stop spamming, you stupid bitch.

TIA.


Stop spamming the board with complaints about spam.

Fuck off, spammer.


My attorney, the world class and (in)famous, Leonard J. Crabs, wants to know in what orifce would you prefer to be fucked.  He tells me people who like to swear in public also like to take it up the ass.  I do not know why he's asking this question, but he has never failed his clients before.  He wants to know if you own any donkeys.  Well, do you?
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on April 30, 2005, 03:08:31 AM
Quote from: calamity aini
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: calamity aini
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineBoard pest:

Stop spamming, you stupid bitch.

TIA.


Stop spamming the board with complaints about spam.

Fuck off, spammer.


My attorney, the world class and (in)famous, Leonard J. Crabs, wants to know in what orifce would you prefer to be fucked.  He tells me people who like to swear in public also like to take it up the ass.  I do not know why he's asking this question, but he has never failed his clients before.  He wants to know if you own any donkeys.  Well, do you?

Quit cunting.

Thanks.
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 30, 2005, 05:15:29 AM
Pot calling Kettle.....

PS calamity aini is actually less annoying than the PoopSmith, who knew :shock:  :roll:
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on April 30, 2005, 05:19:29 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyPot calling Kettle.....

PS calamity aini is actually less annoying than the PoopSmith, who knew :shock:  :roll:

1.  Pot calling kettle...for WHAT, exactly?

2.  You're just mad because I argued against your silly Aini troll over there.
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 02, 2005, 10:45:24 AM
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyPot calling Kettle.....

PS calamity aini is actually less annoying than the PoopSmith, who knew :shock:  :roll:

1.  Pot calling kettle...for WHAT, exactly?

2.  You're just mad because I argued against your silly Aini troll over there.

Um...D00d, I know Yr a n00b and all....but try not to step to Eldora....

Because, bad things will start to multiply and then happen to you.
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on May 02, 2005, 12:16:20 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyPot calling Kettle.....

PS calamity aini is actually less annoying than the PoopSmith, who knew :shock:  :roll:

1.  Pot calling kettle...for WHAT, exactly?

2.  You're just mad because I argued against your silly Aini troll over there.

Um...D00d, I know Yr a n00b and all....but try not to step to Eldora....

Because, bad things will start to multiply and then happen to you.
Thanks for replying to this, Hugh.  I missed it with all the other chaos.  GitMo thinks I have something to do with calamity aini, I think.   :?   That's probably the weirdest accusation I have seen on this forum so far   :shock:  No, seriously.
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Cain on May 02, 2005, 12:32:19 PM
Early morning Eldora?
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on May 02, 2005, 12:40:22 PM
Quote from: Malevonent PreacherEarly morning Eldora?
Yeah, I'm in one of my insomnia phases.  I either stay up late or wake up too early.  I should be getting up now, but I have been awake sine about 6 AM and I finally said fuck it and got up at 6:30 :roll:
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on May 02, 2005, 12:47:26 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyPot calling Kettle.....

PS calamity aini is actually less annoying than the PoopSmith, who knew :shock:  :roll:

1.  Pot calling kettle...for WHAT, exactly?

2.  You're just mad because I argued against your silly Aini troll over there.

Um...D00d, I know Yr a n00b and all....but try not to step to Eldora....

Because, bad things will start to multiply and then happen to you.

:yawn:
Title: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Cain on May 02, 2005, 12:47:29 PM
I technically have a holiday myself, but have been up for more a few hours now myself, writing another essay.  I know that "not sleeping" feeling.
Title: Re: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 06:39:17 PM
GIVE BACK THE PASSWORD!   :argh!:
Title: Re: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 30, 2011, 04:02:16 PM
Somebody nuked the account, probably back in '05 or '06. That just means the moniker is available to be registered.
Title: Re: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Kai on July 05, 2011, 03:30:02 AM
Wait, Eldora was still here in Middle 2005? This must have been right before the first Great Migration and Collapse.
Title: Re: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Cain on July 05, 2011, 11:22:05 AM
Yup.  She signed up just after you and myself and she kept on posting here, on and off, until the Glorious Revolution.
Title: Re: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: AFK on July 05, 2011, 01:40:40 PM
I think she's also made a brief cameo appearance every now and again.  Fortunately, very brief. 
Title: Re: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on July 05, 2011, 05:22:56 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on July 05, 2011, 01:40:40 PM
I think she's also made a brief cameo appearance every now and again.  Fortunately, very brief. 

I've noticed if we say her name too much she appears for a few posts then gets butthurt and leaves again....
Title: Re: SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"
Post by: AFK on July 05, 2011, 07:31:40 PM
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!