Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 26, 2005, 07:45:40 PM

Poll
Question: Where do you fit best, if you do indeed fit inside the box?
Option 1: Creative Order votes: 0
Option 2: Destructive Order votes: 0
Option 3: Creative Disorder votes: 5
Option 4: Destructive Disorder votes: 1
Option 5: None of the Above votes: 0
Option 6: All of the Above votes: 2
Option 7: Some of the Above votes: 3
Option 8: I got out of the box votes: 2
Option 9: I hate polls votes: 2
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 26, 2005, 07:45:40 PM
...and if you forgot and checked in on the other thread, all is forgiven.

So sayeth Exldora

Anyway, we are diverse. We have debated this to the point of boredom.  Knock it off, GitMo, you're blowing your cover.

(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/images/OrderDisorderSquare.gif) (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/70.php)
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: Cain on April 26, 2005, 07:49:21 PM
I need more votes.  Can I count them all if I have several clone accounts?
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: Kallisti on April 26, 2005, 07:55:22 PM
Quote from: ScribeI need more votes.  Can I count them all if I have several clone accounts?
As always, you can vote with all accounts and I do believe there is an all of the above for you to select, unless that is not what you meant, in which case please clarify, because I have no fucking idea what you are on about.
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: Cain on April 26, 2005, 07:56:33 PM
I cant catergorise my self.  This poll is insufficient for my views.  IM BEING BOXED IN!

Sorry, stress getting to me.
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 26, 2005, 07:59:08 PM
Quote from: ScribeI cant catergorise my self.  This poll is insufficient for my views.  IM BEING BOXED IN!

Sorry, stress getting to me.
um, d00d, there is one of those thingys that says
QuoteI got out of the box
, heh, I said thingys, heh, I crack myself up, uh oh, here comes a scarey lady

::runs away::
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: Cain on April 26, 2005, 08:00:16 PM
But I am both out of the box and in the box.  Certain of my views can be described, but the overall view is....wierd.
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on April 26, 2005, 08:12:02 PM
KILL THE BOX!

Flee before my army of CHUDs, humans!  Your city is DOOMED!
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 26, 2005, 08:22:16 PM
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineKILL THE BOX!

Flee before my army of CHUDs, humans!  Your city is DOOMED!
That's already an option with at least 2 poll answers

    1  out of the box

    2  I hate polls[/list:u]

    And again, you are blowing you cover :roll:
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on April 26, 2005, 08:24:44 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineKILL THE BOX!

Flee before my army of CHUDs, humans!  Your city is DOOMED!
That's already an option with at least 2 poll answers

    1  out of the box

    2  I hate polls[/list:u]

    And again, you are blowing you cover :roll:
Th onlt cover i"m blowwing is the msanhole cover.
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: LMNO on April 26, 2005, 08:26:46 PM
Horab?
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: Chuck U Farley on April 26, 2005, 09:39:02 PM
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineKILL THE BOX!

Flee before my army of CHUDs, humans!  Your city is DOOMED!
That's already an option with at least 2 poll answers

    1  out of the box

    2  I hate polls[/list:u]

    And again, you are blowing you cover :roll:
Th onlt cover i"m blowwing is the msanhole cover.

What fucking ever

8) 100
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: fluffy on April 26, 2005, 09:42:09 PM

i thought medeo was supposed to be an option on all polls
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on April 26, 2005, 09:48:21 PM
Quote from: fluffy
i thought medeo was supposed to be an option on all polls
there was a time little bunny there was a time.
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 26, 2005, 10:01:11 PM
Quote from: Chuck U Farley
I like to steal avatars and fuck little schoolchildren.

8)

that's hardly newsworthy.

8)
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 26, 2005, 10:21:09 PM
Quote from: LMNOHorab?

you rang?

mornin all.

what's all this this then?

gitmo is turd?


fuck medeo!
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: /o\ on April 26, 2005, 10:21:36 PM
no answer necessary!
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: Zurtok Khan on April 26, 2005, 11:05:53 PM
All of the above, including none of the above.
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: gnimbley on April 27, 2005, 01:54:17 AM
Quote from: Tlacaxipehualiztligitmo is turd?
:shock:
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on April 27, 2005, 08:56:26 PM
What I'm more scared about is the army of trolls imitating the Se?±or. I mean, imagine if they copy all his old names...
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 27, 2005, 08:58:01 PM
Quote from: Altoid AddictWhat I'm more scared about is the army of trolls imitating the Se?±or. I mean, imagine if they copy all his old names...
hehehehe, You could have a whole forum of just his old names, hahahahaha :shock:  :lol:
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 27, 2005, 09:44:50 PM
people that wish to impersonate me by taking my old names and avatars would do well to remember that I can discern their physical locations.

and that I would have no qualms whatsoever about sending an NSRA agent to stab the ever-loving fuck out of their eyeballs.

just saying.

8)
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2005, 10:01:43 PM
Quote from: Se?±or Misteriosopeople that wish to impersonate me by taking my old names and avatars would do well to remember that I can discern their physical locations.

and that I would have no qualms whatsoever about sending an NSRA agent to stab the ever-loving fuck out of their eyeballs.

just saying.

8)

Let me know when the scary part starts, mkay?  :wink:
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 27, 2005, 10:05:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Se?±or Misteriosopeople that wish to impersonate me by taking my old names and avatars would do well to remember that I can discern their physical locations.

and that I would have no qualms whatsoever about sending an NSRA agent to stab the ever-loving fuck out of their eyeballs.

just saying.

8)

Let me know when the scary part starts, mkay?  :wink:
That was after he had used the name Turd Ferguson and at the moment he took the name GOAT, because for the longest time, in my head he was GOAT Turd.  I mean for the next 3 or 4 or maybe even 5 names, he was still GOAT Turd, hehehe
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 27, 2005, 10:07:20 PM
huh? what are you talking about? I'm talking about whichever fucktard is calling himself "Chuck U Farley" and using my old avatar.

it's stabby time.

8)
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2005, 10:08:06 PM
Quote from: Se?±or Misteriosohuh? what are you talking about? I'm talking about whichever fucktard is calling himself "Chuck U Farley" and using my old avatar.

it's stabby time.

8)

Tao stabby, or real stabby?

TGRR,
wonders.
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 27, 2005, 10:10:59 PM
I don't do "tao stabby"

of course, I don't do real stabby either. I have people for that.

It's amazing what you end up with when you convert a bunch of Crips into fanatical discordians of the destructive asshole variety.

8)
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2005, 10:15:46 PM
Quote from: Se?±or MisteriosoI don't do "tao stabby"

of course, I don't do real stabby either. I have people for that.

It's amazing what you end up with when you convert a bunch of Crips into fanatical discordians of the destructive asshole variety.

8)

Well, if we're employing made-up assassins, I have THIS lady:

(http://gangsterconvention.4t.com/images/p1010549.jpg)

D/N/T.
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 27, 2005, 10:22:34 PM
(http://www.geocities.com/tribhis/armedcat.jpg)
And old ladies hang out with cats :shock:  :D
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 27, 2005, 11:41:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Se?±or MisteriosoI don't do "tao stabby"

of course, I don't do real stabby either. I have people for that.

It's amazing what you end up with when you convert a bunch of Crips into fanatical discordians of the destructive asshole variety.

8)

Well, if we're employing made-up assassins, I have THIS lady:

(http://gangsterconvention.4t.com/images/p1010549.jpg)

D/N/T.

dude, that's fucking scary.

I actually have real thugs, but they generally stop short of killing people. Plus, I have to pay transportation costs, which means that unless the intended target is in the Great NorthWet or southern Michigan, I'm generally better off just signing them up for NAMBLA.

8)
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2005, 11:42:40 PM
Quote from: Se?±or MisteriosoI actually have real thugs,


And I occasionally turn into a 280 pound, irritable Tongan gangsta.


Quote from: Se?±or Misteriosobut they generally stop short of killing people.

WAYSA?

TGRR,
Would gat a mothafukka!  RAT-TAT-TAT!
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 27, 2005, 11:49:09 PM
luckily for you, I like you enough to ensure that you'll never find out that I'm not kidding about that part.

8)
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2005, 11:50:03 PM
Quote from: Se?±or Misteriosoluckily for you, I like you enough to ensure that you'll never find out that I'm not kidding about that part.

8)

Lucky for you, likewise.

TGRR,
Really DOES turn into a 280 pound, irritable Tongan Gangsta.
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 27, 2005, 11:53:29 PM
I figured as much.

I could probably do the same, I'd just have to get a tan and put on 20 pounds.

8)
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: Chef on April 27, 2005, 11:56:41 PM
Quote from: Se?±or MisteriosoI figured as much.

I could probably do the same, I'd just have to get a tan and put on 20 pounds.

8)

THERE IS NO CURE FOR OPIEISM, SON.

YOU WOULD STILL = JUST A TANNED OPIE.

CHEF D,
SERIOUSLY DOUBTS YOU WEIGH 260 POUNDS WIFFOUT YOUR SCOOTER, THOUGH.
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 28, 2005, 12:00:11 AM
shit...I weigh 260 without your girlie on top of me....

:lol:
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: Chef on April 28, 2005, 12:01:20 AM
Quote from: Se?±or Misteriososhit...I weigh 260 without your girlie on top of me....

:lol:

SON, DO NOT STEP TO HYDRAULIC SUZY.

LAST OPIE THAT TRIED IT HAD HIS COLON TIED IN A GRANNY KNOT.

NOT A PRETTY SIGHT.

CHEF D,
DOESN'T SASS HER, EITHER.
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 28, 2005, 08:37:05 AM
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineKILL THE BOX!

Flee before my army of CHUDs, humans!  Your city is DOOMED!
That's already an option with at least 2 poll answers

    1  out of the box

    2  I hate polls[/list:u]

    And again, you are blowing you cover :roll:
Th onlt cover i"m blowwing is the msanhole cover.

You know in Chicago that just means you are gay and want to get fucked.

Just saying.
Title: True Discordians do not check in....
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on April 28, 2005, 01:22:21 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineKILL THE BOX!

Flee before my army of CHUDs, humans!  Your city is DOOMED!
That's already an option with at least 2 poll answers

    1  out of the box

    2  I hate polls[/list:u]

    And again, you are blowing you cover :roll:
Th onlt cover i"m blowwing is the msanhole cover.

You know in Chicago that just means you are gay and want to get fucked.

Just saying.

I thought it just meant you left the relief valves open, just to see a manhole go 30' in the air.  :(