Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: DJRubberducky on April 26, 2005, 08:26:09 PM

Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: DJRubberducky on April 26, 2005, 08:26:09 PM
...BUT THEY DON'T CHECK OUT!

:twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:
Title: Re: True Discordians check in...
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 26, 2005, 08:30:47 PM
Quote from: DJRubberducky...BUT THEY DON'T CHECK OUT!

:twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:
Someone made a Discordian Hotel to trap us  :shock:
Title: Re: True Discordians check in...
Post by: Cain on April 26, 2005, 08:31:56 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: DJRubberducky...BUT THEY DON'T CHECK OUT!

:twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:
Someone made a Discordian Hotel to trap us  :shock:

About time. They keep paying for the room service, and im theirs. :D
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: agent compassion on April 26, 2005, 09:36:03 PM
If there's a Discordian Hotel, should we leave Gideon Bibles in the rooms?
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: Cain on April 26, 2005, 09:38:23 PM
Quote from: agent compassionIf there's a Discordian Hotel, should we leave Gideon Bibles in the rooms?

Underline all the bits which break the various commandments and otherwise cancel out each other.  Also write things in the margin like "poor characterisation" or "like that happens all the time"
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 26, 2005, 09:42:52 PM
Quote from: agent compassionIf there's a Discordian Hotel, should we leave Gideon Bibles in the rooms?
No, it would have the Principia Discordia in it so we wouldn't have to fnord anything :D
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: Zurtok Khan on April 26, 2005, 11:21:34 PM
CORRECT!  Fnording is too much damn work.

Freuding on the other hand...
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: Slarti on April 26, 2005, 11:32:22 PM
my uncle's a gideon, he's fuckin crazy, i actually think he's one of the high ranking gideons on the east coast, he goes to africa to hand out bibles and stuff. he has 9 kids. one time they came over for a weekend and they did the church service prayer thing in our basement every morning and night when they were here, and their eldest daughter (17 years old) cried for two hours saturday night because they weren't going to go to church the next morning. that's very sasd.
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2005, 11:35:01 PM
Quote from: Slartibartfastmy uncle's a gideon, he's fuckin crazy, i actually think he's one of the high ranking gideons on the east coast, he goes to africa to hand out bibles and stuff. he has 9 kids. one time they came over for a weekend and they did the church service prayer thing in our basement every morning and night when they were here, and their eldest daughter (17 years old) cried for two hours saturday night because they weren't going to go to church the next morning. that's very sasd.

Wow.  That's some serious dysfunction, there.

Your cousin should be glad she's not MY cousin...

"Damn, cuz...that sucks!  Now you're going to hell."

(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/troll.gif)<---Roger, here and IRL.
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: Slarti on April 26, 2005, 11:35:41 PM
LOL
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 26, 2005, 11:40:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/troll.gif)<---Roger, here and IRL.
Did someone shave the Tasmanian Devial and dye him purple?  :shock:
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2005, 11:41:27 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/troll.gif)<---Roger, here and IRL.
Did someone shave the Tasmanian Devial and dye him purple?  :shock:

DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN TROLL!
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 26, 2005, 11:44:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/troll.gif)<---Roger, here and IRL.
Did someone shave the Tasmanian Devial and dye him purple?  :shock:

DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN TROLL!
I just laughed so hard I blew snot on my monitor, thanks a lot.
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2005, 11:48:50 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/troll.gif)<---Roger, here and IRL.
Did someone shave the Tasmanian Devial and dye him purple?  :shock:

DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN TROLL!
I just laughed so hard I blew snot on my monitor, thanks a lot.

(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/thankyouthankyou.gif)
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 26, 2005, 11:52:08 PM
NOT THE BOBBLEHEAD SMILEY!!! :shock:
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2005, 11:53:28 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyNOT THE BOBBLEHEAD SMILEY!!! :shock:

That's the "Thank you, thank you" bowtie smilie, I'll have you know! (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/enraged.gif)
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 27, 2005, 12:02:32 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyNOT THE BOBBLEHEAD SMILEY!!! :shock:

That's the "Thank you, thank you" bowtie smilie, I'll have you know! (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/enraged.gif)
Looks like a bobblehead to me  :twisted:
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2005, 12:03:58 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyNOT THE BOBBLEHEAD SMILEY!!! :shock:

That's the "Thank you, thank you" bowtie smilie, I'll have you know! (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/enraged.gif)
Looks like a bobblehead to me  :twisted:

(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/mad.gif)
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 27, 2005, 12:09:01 AM
(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/fart.gif)
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2005, 12:12:26 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/fart.gif)

In MINE, a pea rolls out ---->(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/fart.gif)


TEH OWNED!
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 27, 2005, 12:14:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/fart.gif)

In MINE, a pea rolls out ---->(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/fart.gif)


TEH OWNED!
(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/prank/moonsmilie.gif)
edit:fear this
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2005, 12:15:48 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/fart.gif)

In MINE, a pea rolls out ---->(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/fart.gif)


TEH OWNED!
(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/moonsmilie.gif)

I fear not the red X.
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 27, 2005, 12:17:58 AM
(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/dance.gif)
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2005, 12:18:45 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/fart.gif)

In MINE, a pea rolls out ---->(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/fart.gif)


TEH OWNED!
(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/prank/moonsmilie.gif)
edit:fear this

(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/attentionwhore.gif)

For the board pest.
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 27, 2005, 12:20:29 AM
Oh come on, Buttercup (http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/musicrainote.gif)
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2005, 12:21:37 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyOh come on, Buttercup (http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/musicrainote.gif)

OTHER board pest.  That was my gift to your ammo box.

Of course, I have the atom bomb of simlies, but I'm not allowed o post it. (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/frown.gif)
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 27, 2005, 12:26:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyOh come on, Buttercup (http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/musicrainote.gif)

OTHER board pest.  That was my gift to your ammo box.

Of course, I have the atom bomb of simlies, but I'm not allowed o post it. (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/frown.gif)
Did you get one of these :shock:  :twisted:
(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/noughty/spank.gif)
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: Bella on April 27, 2005, 12:27:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyOh come on, Buttercup (http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/musicrainote.gif)

OTHER board pest.  That was my gift to your ammo box.

Of course, I have the atom bomb of simlies, but I'm not allowed o post it. (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/frown.gif)
The unicorn? :evil:
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 27, 2005, 12:28:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyOh come on, Buttercup (http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/musicrainote.gif)

OTHER board pest.  That was my gift to your ammo box.

Of course, I have the atom bomb of simlies, but I'm not allowed o post it. (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/frown.gif)
Yeah, I think she may need that.  I don't need to flash, it is hard enough to get guys, and some girls, to look me in the eye.  I flash my hubby and I am content with that (http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/noughty/icon_hump.gif)
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2005, 12:29:00 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyOh come on, Buttercup (http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/musicrainote.gif)

OTHER board pest.  That was my gift to your ammo box.

Of course, I have the atom bomb of simlies, but I'm not allowed o post it. (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/frown.gif)
Did you get one of these :shock:  :twisted:
(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/noughty/spank.gif)

No, one of these:  (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/fucked.gif)
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2005, 12:32:44 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyOh come on, Buttercup (http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/musicrainote.gif)

OTHER board pest.  That was my gift to your ammo box.

Of course, I have the atom bomb of simlies, but I'm not allowed o post it. (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/frown.gif)
The unicorn? :evil:

HEY!  I didn't post it!
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2005, 12:33:34 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyOh come on, Buttercup (http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/musicrainote.gif)

OTHER board pest.  That was my gift to your ammo box.

Of course, I have the atom bomb of simlies, but I'm not allowed o post it. (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/frown.gif)
Yeah, I think she may need that.  I don't need to flash, it is hard enough to get guys, and some girls, to look me in the eye.  I flash my hubby and I am content with that (http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/noughty/icon_hump.gif)

Show your hubby this:  (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/punchballs.gif)
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 27, 2005, 12:34:24 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyOh come on, Buttercup (http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/musicrainote.gif)

OTHER board pest.  That was my gift to your ammo box.

Of course, I have the atom bomb of simlies, but I'm not allowed o post it. (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/frown.gif)
Did you get one of these :shock:  :twisted:
(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/noughty/spank.gif)

No, one of these:  (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/fucked.gif)
(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/armed/rdwhore.gif)
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2005, 12:35:07 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyOh come on, Buttercup (http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/musicrainote.gif)

OTHER board pest.  That was my gift to your ammo box.

Of course, I have the atom bomb of simlies, but I'm not allowed o post it. (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/frown.gif)
Did you get one of these :shock:  :twisted:
(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/noughty/spank.gif)

No, one of these:  (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/fucked.gif)
(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/armed/rdwhore.gif)

WHO LOVES YA, BABY!
\
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/kojak.gif)

Damn.
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 27, 2005, 12:37:55 AM
I'm a spy, you can't see me (http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/armed/spy.gif)
I found Jesus!  (http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/armed/crucified.gif)

I really shouldn't have had those habaneros!(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/armed/hotbounce.gif)
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 27, 2005, 12:39:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
WHO LOVES YA, BABY!
\
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/kojak.gif)

Damn.
Looks like it's that fucking red X again :roll:
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2005, 12:40:00 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
WHO LOVES YA, BABY!
\
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/kojak.gif)

Damn.
Looks like it's that fucking red X again :roll:

Your plague-infested smilies have infected mine!  Their lymphnodes are as big as CATS!
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 27, 2005, 12:41:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
WHO LOVES YA, BABY!
\
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/kojak.gif)

Damn.
Looks like it's that fucking red X again :roll:

Your plague-infested smilies have infected mine!  Their lymphnodes are as big as CATS!
Actually my cats' lymph nodes are just fine, thanks for asking :roll:
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2005, 12:41:54 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
WHO LOVES YA, BABY!
\
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/kojak.gif)

Damn.
Looks like it's that fucking red X again :roll:

Your plague-infested smilies have infected mine!  Their lymphnodes are as big as CATS!
Actually my cats' lymph nodes are just fine, thanks for asking :roll:

I didn't use an apostraphe.

(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/chainsaw.gif)
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2005, 12:45:58 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyI'm a spy, you can't see me (http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/armed/spy.gif)
I found Jesus!  (http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/armed/crucified.gif)

I really shouldn't have had those habaneros!(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/armed/hotbounce.gif)

(http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/waffen/violent-smiley-012.gif)
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: Mockingbird on April 27, 2005, 02:20:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/troll.gif)<---Roger, here and IRL.
Did someone shave the Tasmanian Devial and dye him purple?  :shock:

DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN TROLL!

mock ... mock ... mock ...
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell on April 27, 2005, 06:00:37 AM
Stupid GIFs and emoticons aren't funny.

Just saying

8)
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on April 27, 2005, 01:16:48 PM
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellStupid GIFs and emoticons aren't funny.

Just saying

8)

uh...then don't click.

Just saying.
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: agent compassion on April 27, 2005, 05:10:21 PM
Oh yeah they are.
:D

(http://www.mysticwicks.com/images/smilies/whack.gif)
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: LMNO on April 27, 2005, 05:13:45 PM
They aren't when your company's security system won't show any gif if it has the word "fuck" in it (fuckedcompany.com).
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: agent compassion on April 27, 2005, 05:17:45 PM
Bummer.

But I don't even use that site.

Someone has turned Eldora into a smiley --->  (http://www.mysticwicks.com/images/smilies/witchball.gif)
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: LMNO on April 27, 2005, 05:19:52 PM
Quote from: agent compassionBummer.

But I don't even use that site.

Someone has turned Eldora into a smiley --->  (http://www.mysticwicks.com/images/smilies/witchball.gif)

Yeah, but Rog does.
Title: True Discordians check in...
Post by: Kallisti on April 27, 2005, 06:18:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/fart.gif)

In MINE, a pea rolls out ---->(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/fart.gif)


TEH OWNED!
I do not think that is a pea, Rog.  Just saying.