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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2005, 09:41:13 PM

Title: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2005, 09:41:13 PM
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Title: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 27, 2005, 09:44:45 PM
Stabs the previous poster :roll:

Zat better Roger  :shock:  :D
Title: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 27, 2005, 09:45:50 PM
i was almost about to reply to theis there, but umm i'll do it here.

if you're really interested in havign soemone killinate you roger,

aside from challenging people who probaly have very little interest inkilling anyone even yourself,

perhaps you coudl sign up for the military, or,

point a gun at a cop  ,or

walk into a police station and try to stab the secretary.


make sure to scream hail eris! while doing so too.


GET OFF YORU ASS!

AND KILL YOUR OWN DAMNED SELF!

lol.

Or buy me a beer.
Title: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 27, 2005, 09:49:21 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyStabs the previous poster :roll:

Zat better Roger  :shock:  :D

for context we(wherein the operative includes the majority fo the at the time current posters of these forums) textually stabbed the shit right out of roger when he was goign through his "NONE OF YOU PUSSIES HAVE KILLED ME YET!!!!" phase.

my team of expert monkey scientists agree that this extreme amount of confidence in his own immortality, in part due to teh generall innefctuality of textual stabbinations against all but onlt the highly insecure, may have led to teh alleged 'boardwarz' of 3169/70.
Title: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 27, 2005, 09:50:21 PM
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I'm squishing your head!!!!
Title: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 27, 2005, 09:50:47 PM
thx i need that.
Title: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 27, 2005, 09:53:11 PM
Quote from: Horabthx i need that.
That was for Roger, but whoever needs it the most can have it :twisted:
Title: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: Cain on April 27, 2005, 09:56:45 PM
Argh, this thread reminds me of my mindfuck burnout (where I did so many I eventually had to take a couple of days off from everything).  I really need to get back into the swing of things, once I have done the exams.  Oh yes, there will be plenty then....

As for killing you Rog, you would have to stop being interesting.  If I start yawning after one of your rants, then I will have to kill you.  I will have no other choice.
Title: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2005, 09:59:29 PM
Quote from: ScribeAs for killing you Rog, you would have to stop being interesting.  If I start yawning after one of your rants, then I will have to kill you.  I will have no other choice.

Don't say I didn't warn you.
Title: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 27, 2005, 09:59:54 PM
My missions are so Top Secret, half the time I don't even know I'm on one, til I go, wtf, how did I end up in the middle of this :shock:  Oh, well, might as well enjoy the ride :twisted:
Title: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2005, 10:00:02 PM
Quote from: Horabi was almost about to reply to theis there, but umm i'll do it here.

if you're really interested in havign soemone killinate you roger,

aside from challenging people who probaly have very little interest inkilling anyone even yourself,

perhaps you coudl sign up for the military, or,

point a gun at a cop  ,or

walk into a police station and try to stab the secretary.


make sure to scream hail eris! while doing so too.


GET OFF YORU ASS!

AND KILL YOUR OWN DAMNED SELF!

lol.

Or buy me a beer.

Nothing you could have said would have trumped Trollax's response.
Title: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 27, 2005, 11:53:32 PM
yeah you're right on that one.

man i forgot how easy and fun it is to bully people.

not that that was teh necesary intentionfo this particualr rant, btu amn oh man, that trollax, what a fuckin emo fucker  eh? i bet he felatiates widl kangaroos whiel scratchign at the ticks that have ruined him.
w00h00 that's soooo much fun yeehaw! look at me ma!
Title: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: Chef on April 27, 2005, 11:55:36 PM
Quote from: Horabman i forgot how easy and fun it is to bully people.

NO, YOU DIDN'T, SON.

YOU TRY IT EVERY DAY.  IT JUST NEVER WORKS.

CHEF D,
FINDS YOUR FEEBLE ATTEMPTS FUNNY, THOUGH.
Title: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 27, 2005, 11:57:10 PM
i'm soo sorry dude!!!!!!!


youre' right.

i'ma big nasty bully.
Title: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: Chef on April 27, 2005, 11:58:44 PM
Quote from: Horabi'm soo sorry dude!!!!!!!


youre' right.

i'ma big nasty bully.

NO, SON, YOU *TRY* TO BE ONE.

YOU'RE REALLY JUST A SKINNY TWIT WIFF BAD TYPING SKILLS.

CHEF D,
CALLS 'EM HOW HE SEES 'EM.
Title: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 28, 2005, 12:00:17 AM
yeperoo youre' right i am.

i'll fix that right away.
Title: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: Chef on April 28, 2005, 12:02:00 AM
Quote from: skinny little twityeperoo youre' right i am.

i'll fix that right away.

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Title: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 28, 2005, 12:03:39 AM
:cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:


you're so right roger.

it's all because i'm white. i never even had a chance.
Title: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: Chef on April 28, 2005, 12:07:36 AM
Quote from: skinny little twit:cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:


you're so right roger.

it's all because i'm white. i never even had a chance.

NOT EVERYONE CAN BE ME, OPIE.

CHEF DIESEL,
OWNZ DIS JOINT.
Title: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 28, 2005, 12:08:54 AM
not even you can be you rog, nto even you.
Title: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: Chef on April 28, 2005, 12:09:30 AM
Quote from: skinny little twitnot even you can be you rog, nto even you.

SOMETIMES I CAN.

CHEF D,
DOESN'T BOTHER VERY OFTEN, THOUGH.
Title: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 28, 2005, 01:12:31 AM
Chef and the skinny twit
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The skinny twit and Chef
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Title: Re: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 28, 2005, 09:31:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
WHY HAVEN'T YOU KILLED ME YET?

GET OFF YOUR ASS!

Or Kill me.

reprinted from the boardwarz of 2003/2004.


Hey, I am still busy slapping Baptists around. If there weren't so goddamned many of them, I would get around to killing you soon.

Don't hold your breath though.
Title: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: LMNO on April 28, 2005, 03:33:28 PM
Quote from: TGRRYes, YOU. Have you killed The Good Reverend yet? It isn't like he hasn't TOLD you to. Why? WHY haven't you killed him yet?


Well, technically, you say, "OR kill me," so i figured it was more of an option than a command.

I can try to choke you with a cookie, though.


Mabybe a fennel-seed biscotti?
Title: Re: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on April 28, 2005, 06:15:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerListen up, kiddies, because The Good Reverend is gonna lay a little TRUTH on ya!


Cluephone for Roger:  Posting anything of substance always leads to grief.  Stick to epigrams and one liners, and save us all a little heartache.
Title: Re: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2005, 10:07:12 PM
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerListen up, kiddies, because The Good Reverend is gonna lay a little TRUTH on ya!


Cluephone for Roger:  Posting anything of substance always leads to grief.  Stick to epigrams and one liners, and save us all a little heartache.

I heard you the first time.

You are, of course, correct...as I told you the first time.
Title: Re: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on April 29, 2005, 03:38:07 AM
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerListen up, kiddies, because The Good Reverend is gonna lay a little TRUTH on ya!


Cluephone for Roger:  Posting anything of substance always leads to grief.  Stick to epigrams and one liners, and save us all a little heartache.

That's bullshit. [/one liner]
Title: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: Burning Trees on April 29, 2005, 05:46:37 AM
Why bother killing him?

He'd probably end up getting hit by a bus anyway.
Title: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 29, 2005, 05:56:16 AM
Quote from: Burning TreesWhy bother killing him?

He'd probably end up getting hit by a bus anyway.


That may be true, but then you wouldn't get the street cred and the medal.
Title: Re: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: Chef on April 29, 2005, 07:06:47 AM
Quote from: Altoid Addict
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerListen up, kiddies, because The Good Reverend is gonna lay a little TRUTH on ya!


Cluephone for Roger:  Posting anything of substance always leads to grief.  Stick to epigrams and one liners, and save us all a little heartache.

That's bullshit. [/one liner]

SORRY OPIE, YUO = TEH WRONG.

CHEF D,
KNOAS WHICH WAY THE WIND BLOWS.
Title: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: Anonymous on April 29, 2005, 10:22:43 AM
But...but...ROGER YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PITY ME.

Nice sermon.

Or kill you.
Title: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 29, 2005, 10:28:24 AM
Quote from: AnonymousBut...but...ROGER YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PITY ME.

Nice sermon.

Or kill you.

Hello, Asshat Doctor.

Why should Roger pity you?
Title: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: Chef on April 29, 2005, 07:05:20 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: AnonymousBut...but...ROGER YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PITY ME.

Nice sermon.

Or kill you.

Hello, Asshat Doctor.

Why should Roger pity you?

BECOZ ASSHAT DRIVES A CAMRY?
Title: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 02, 2005, 08:13:41 AM
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: AnonymousBut...but...ROGER YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PITY ME.

Nice sermon.

Or kill you.

Hello, Asshat Doctor.

Why should Roger pity you?

BECOZ ASSHAT DRIVES A CAMRY?

T'ain't enough dere.

Joo need som'in more den dis, compay.
Title: Re: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 22, 2011, 11:01:32 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 27, 2005, 09:59:54 PM
My missions are so Top Secret, half the time I don't even know I'm on one, til I go, wtf, how did I end up in the middle of this :shock:  Oh, well, might as well enjoy the ride :twisted:

Ah, the good old days.

Hear me now, believe me later, PD...If you keep staring at unread messages without posting and providing conversation, I shall continue to expose you to the old "stabbity stabbity face raping bats and big pies" crowd.

I know this qualifies me as a terrorist, but you have left me no choice.
Title: Re: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 23, 2011, 12:13:23 AM
I, for one, will welcome our long-winded and vapid overlords from the past.
Title: Re: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 23, 2011, 01:13:57 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 23, 2011, 12:13:23 AM
I, for one, will welcome our long-winded and vapid overlords from the past.

I still refuse to believe that someone like Eldora can exist.

Fess up, ECH.  That was your greatest troll.
Title: Re: A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 23, 2011, 01:44:35 AM
I'LL NEVER TELL....
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