I just had a horrible thought. The world isnt going to end. There are going to be no times of righteous destruction wreaked by an angry god/goddess/elder things with more eyes than tentacles upon the landscape. Everything is just going to go into a gradual grey decline where things get noticeably more boring, more stale, more rigid....and thats it. Forever and ever and ever. Monday morning for eternity. That sinking feeling when you see a big pile of forms, all day long.
Lets face it, a catalclymic end to things would be rather fun, or at least interesting and yield some oppurtunities that may prove a nice distraction. But instead it will be the proxy death by the long slow fight. By the time the world has ended, we wont even notice it.
Of course, that will be the perfect world for Eris. A planet full of people so unused to anything out of the ordinary, well it would be a blast. Look at what she did to those twits in the State Department who talked about the "end of history" just after the collapse of the Soviet Union. Barely a year later resurgant Islam militancy caught up with them. Suckers!
But I just had a horrible vision of that...hell I suppose, and felt inclined to share. I bought enough for veryone.
scary eh.
also you're probaly going to die in your bed.
Quote from: ScribeI just had a horrible thought. The world isnt going to end. There are going to be no times of righteous destruction wreaked by an angry god/goddess/elder things with more eyes than tentacles upon the landscape. Everything is just going to go into a gradual grey decline where things get noticeably more boring, more stale, more rigid....and thats it. Forever and ever and ever. Monday morning for eternity. That sinking feeling when you see a big pile of forms, all day long.
SON, YOU NEED TO DO THREE THINGS:
1. GET UP FROM THE COMPUTER.
2. GO TO A CLUB, FIND A MILF, GET YOUR MONKEYBOI ON.
3. KILL YOURSELF, AND FUCK THA BODY.
CHEF D,
THA "D" IS FOR DOKTOR.
What shall we do with an OPIE Chef?
What shall we do with an OPIE Chef?
What shall we do with an OPIE Chef?
Earlye in morning!
Hurray, hogtie him to a pink Camry.
Hurray, hogtie him to a pink Camry.
Hurray, hogtie him to a pink Camry.
Earlye in the morning!
Shave his balls with a rusty razor,
Shave his balls with a rusty razor,
Shave his balls with a rusty razor,
Earlye in the morning!
Slice his sack with the surgeon's scalpel!
Slice his sack with the surgeon's scalpel!
Slice his sack with the surgeon's scalpel!
Earlye in the morning!
What shall we do with his shriveled balls?
What shall we do with his shriveled balls?
What shall we do with his shriveled balls?
Earlye in the morning!
Hurray, toss them to the gulls.
Hurray, toss them to the gulls.
Hurray, toss them to the gulls.
Earlye in the morning!
Why are you still alive?
Why are you still alive?
Why are you still alive?
Earlye in the morning!
Beat his ass with a tire iron.
Beat his ass with a tire iron.
Beat his ass with a tire iron.
Earlye in the morning!
By all gods and their mother Eris!
It's the Drunken Sailor song.
OMFG, Aini that was just beautiful. I made me cry.
Scribe (or Mav.Preacher),
Have you read "The Great Divorce" by CS Lewis?
Not to give too much away, but he makes Hell an endless suburbia, with complete regularity, and plain-ness.
But there's a twist, which I shan't tell you.
At least, that's what i remember. it was a long time ago when i read it.
No, I havent actually. Sounds right up my street, I'll see if the library has it when I get time (or if I can steal a copy from the internet). Cheers for the suggestion.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCBy all gods and their mother Eris!
It's the Drunken Sailor song.
IT WAS COOL, ABOUT THE FIRST 50 TIMES.
CHEF DIESEL,
WONDERS WHY AINI THA BANDWIDTH WHORE IS STILL ALIVE.
Quote from: ChefQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCBy all gods and their mother Eris!
It's the Drunken Sailor song.
IT WAS COOL, ABOUT THE FIRST 50 TIMES.
CHEF DIESEL,
WONDERS WHY AINI THA BANDWIDTH WHORE IS STILL ALIVE.
True dat, Chef. And after a hundred times, it just gets boring as hell.
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: ChefQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCBy all gods and their mother Eris!
It's the Drunken Sailor song.
IT WAS COOL, ABOUT THE FIRST 50 TIMES.
CHEF DIESEL,
WONDERS WHY AINI THA BANDWIDTH WHORE IS STILL ALIVE.
True dat, Chef. And after a hundred times, it just gets boring as hell.
find that whole exchange, very, very ironic. in a way.
Quote from: ChefQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCBy all gods and their mother Eris!
It's the Drunken Sailor song.
IT WAS COOL, ABOUT THE FIRST 50 TIMES.
CHEF DIESEL,
WONDERS WHY AINI THA BANDWIDTH WHORE IS STILL ALIVE.
Mostly because your assassins are incompetent bastards who do not know their asshole from a hole in the ground.
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: ChefQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCBy all gods and their mother Eris!
It's the Drunken Sailor song.
IT WAS COOL, ABOUT THE FIRST 50 TIMES.
CHEF DIESEL,
WONDERS WHY AINI THA BANDWIDTH WHORE IS STILL ALIVE.
True dat, Chef. And after a hundred times, it just gets boring as hell.
Spammer in the machine,
you are spamming the boards with complaints.
Quote from: Mr. FibslagerQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: ChefQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCBy all gods and their mother Eris!
It's the Drunken Sailor song.
IT WAS COOL, ABOUT THE FIRST 50 TIMES.
CHEF DIESEL,
WONDERS WHY AINI THA BANDWIDTH WHORE IS STILL ALIVE.
True dat, Chef. And after a hundred times, it just gets boring as hell.
find that whole exchange, very, very ironic. in a way.
That's a very ferric observation.
Quote from: calamity ainiQuote from: Mr. FibslagerQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: ChefQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCBy all gods and their mother Eris!
It's the Drunken Sailor song.
IT WAS COOL, ABOUT THE FIRST 50 TIMES.
CHEF DIESEL,
WONDERS WHY AINI THA BANDWIDTH WHORE IS STILL ALIVE.
True dat, Chef. And after a hundred times, it just gets boring as hell.
find that whole exchange, very, very ironic. in a way.
That's a very ferric observation.
Not that kind of iron. Say Goodnight Gracie!
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: calamity ainiQuote from: Mr. FibslagerQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: ChefQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCBy all gods and their mother Eris!
It's the Drunken Sailor song.
IT WAS COOL, ABOUT THE FIRST 50 TIMES.
CHEF DIESEL,
WONDERS WHY AINI THA BANDWIDTH WHORE IS STILL ALIVE.
True dat, Chef. And after a hundred times, it just gets boring as hell.
find that whole exchange, very, very ironic. in a way.
That's a very ferric observation.
Not that kind of iron. Say Goodnight Gracie!
Well, Eldora, I'm sure we can iron out a few more bad puns from this thread.
Quote from: calamity ainiQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: calamity ainiQuote from: Mr. FibslagerQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: ChefQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCBy all gods and their mother Eris!
It's the Drunken Sailor song.
IT WAS COOL, ABOUT THE FIRST 50 TIMES.
CHEF DIESEL,
WONDERS WHY AINI THA BANDWIDTH WHORE IS STILL ALIVE.
True dat, Chef. And after a hundred times, it just gets boring as hell.
find that whole exchange, very, very ironic. in a way.
That's a very ferric observation.
Not that kind of iron. Say Goodnight Gracie!
Well, Eldora, I'm sure we can iron out a few more bad puns from this thread.
Now you're just needling.
Quote from: calamity ainiQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: calamity ainiQuote from: Mr. FibslagerQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: ChefQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCBy all gods and their mother Eris!
It's the Drunken Sailor song.
IT WAS COOL, ABOUT THE FIRST 50 TIMES.
CHEF DIESEL,
WONDERS WHY AINI THA BANDWIDTH WHORE IS STILL ALIVE.
True dat, Chef. And after a hundred times, it just gets boring as hell.
find that whole exchange, very, very ironic. in a way.
That's a very ferric observation.
Not that kind of iron. Say Goodnight Gracie!
Well, Eldora, I'm sure we can iron out a few more bad puns from this thread.
You're sure getting along well with the person that stole your name.
Hey calamity aini, do you still have that bug spray? I am hearing the gnat farts again :roll:
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: calamity ainiQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: calamity ainiQuote from: Mr. FibslagerQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: ChefQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCBy all gods and their mother Eris!
It's the Drunken Sailor song.
IT WAS COOL, ABOUT THE FIRST 50 TIMES.
CHEF DIESEL,
WONDERS WHY AINI THA BANDWIDTH WHORE IS STILL ALIVE.
True dat, Chef. And after a hundred times, it just gets boring as hell.
find that whole exchange, very, very ironic. in a way.
That's a very ferric observation.
Not that kind of iron. Say Goodnight Gracie!
Well, Eldora, I'm sure we can iron out a few more bad puns from this thread.
You're sure getting along well with the person that stole your name.
Who might that be? Eldora would never stoop the level of that. Ferrous now.
Quote from: calamity ainiQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: calamity ainiQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: calamity ainiQuote from: Mr. FibslagerQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: ChefQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCBy all gods and their mother Eris!
It's the Drunken Sailor song.
IT WAS COOL, ABOUT THE FIRST 50 TIMES.
CHEF DIESEL,
WONDERS WHY AINI THA BANDWIDTH WHORE IS STILL ALIVE.
True dat, Chef. And after a hundred times, it just gets boring as hell.
find that whole exchange, very, very ironic. in a way.
That's a very ferric observation.
Not that kind of iron. Say Goodnight Gracie!
Well, Eldora, I'm sure we can iron out a few more bad puns from this thread.
You're sure getting along well with the person that stole your name.
Who might that be? Eldora would never stoop the level of that. Ferrous now.
Okay. :lol:
She's the one.
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyHey calamity aini, do you still have that bug spray? I am hearing the gnat farts again :roll:
Hit a nerve, did I?
You are Kallisti Aini. You stole Aini's name, and now you're pretending to be on her side.
That's actually pretty funny. :lol:
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: calamity ainiQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: calamity ainiQuote from: Mr. FibslagerQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: ChefQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCBy all gods and their mother Eris!
It's the Drunken Sailor song.
IT WAS COOL, ABOUT THE FIRST 50 TIMES.
CHEF DIESEL,
WONDERS WHY AINI THA BANDWIDTH WHORE IS STILL ALIVE.
True dat, Chef. And after a hundred times, it just gets boring as hell.
find that whole exchange, very, very ironic. in a way.
That's a very ferric observation.
Not that kind of iron. Say Goodnight Gracie!
Well, Eldora, I'm sure we can iron out a few more bad puns from this thread.
You're sure getting along well with the person that stole your name.
I am not explaining that again, you really need to pay attention. And last I checked, the women of this forum were going to try to show the men how to behave like adults :shock: :twisted:
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: calamity ainiQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: calamity ainiQuote from: Mr. FibslagerQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: ChefQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCBy all gods and their mother Eris!
It's the Drunken Sailor song.
IT WAS COOL, ABOUT THE FIRST 50 TIMES.
CHEF DIESEL,
WONDERS WHY AINI THA BANDWIDTH WHORE IS STILL ALIVE.
True dat, Chef. And after a hundred times, it just gets boring as hell.
find that whole exchange, very, very ironic. in a way.
That's a very ferric observation.
Not that kind of iron. Say Goodnight Gracie!
Well, Eldora, I'm sure we can iron out a few more bad puns from this thread.
You're sure getting along well with the person that stole your name.
I am not explaining that again, you really need to pay attention. And last I checked, the women of this forum were going to try to show the men how to behave like adults :shock: :twisted:
What, like stealing someone's name, and then acting like you're their friend?
Like that, you mean?
Hypocrite.
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyHey calamity aini, do you still have that bug spray? I am hearing the gnat farts again :roll:
Hit a nerve, did I?
You are Kallisti Aini. You stole Aini's name, and now you're pretending to be on her side.
That's actually pretty funny. :lol:
That is funny coming from an account that is shared by Turd and Roger pretending to be neither of them :roll:
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyHey calamity aini, do you still have that bug spray? I am hearing the gnat farts again :roll:
Hit a nerve, did I?
You are Kallisti Aini. You stole Aini's name, and now you're pretending to be on her side.
That's actually pretty funny. :lol:
That is funny coming from an account that is shared by Turd and Roger pretending to be neither of them :roll:
Sorry. Not either one of them, hypocrite.
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyHey calamity aini, do you still have that bug spray? I am hearing the gnat farts again :roll:
Why, yes! I certainly have five things that could do the job.
Quote from: calamity ainiQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyHey calamity aini, do you still have that bug spray? I am hearing the gnat farts again :roll:
Why, yes! I certainly have five things that could do the job.
What a SAP! :lol:
aini and aini and I are like the characters on a soap opera, we have a love hate thing going on. Why don't you go make up with your wife. :roll:
BUG SPRAY STAT
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: calamity ainiQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyHey calamity aini, do you still have that bug spray? I am hearing the gnat farts again :roll:
Why, yes! I certainly have five things that could do the job.
What a SAP! :lol:
She's not a maple tree, dork, but if she was, we could collect the sap and make maple syrup.
looks pretty bad
::napalms the farting gnats::
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemyaini and aini and I are like the characters on a soap opera, we have a love hate thing going on. Why don't you go make up with your wife. :roll:
BUG SPRAY STAT
What the hell are you talking about?
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: calamity ainiQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyHey calamity aini, do you still have that bug spray? I am hearing the gnat farts again :roll:
Why, yes! I certainly have five things that could do the job.
What a SAP! :lol:
She's not a maple tree, dork, but if she was, we could collect the sap and make maple syrup.
No, "sap" as in "gullible". I'll hand it to you, you sure fooled her. :lol:
You're still two-faced, though.
I still hear gnats farting...
::points a flamethrower in their general direction::
Quote from: calamity ainiI still hear gnats farting...
::points a flamethrower in their general direction::
No, that's just the board, laughing at your gullibility.
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: calamity ainiI still hear gnats farting...
::points a flamethrower in their general direction::
No, that's just the board, laughing at your gullibility.
::tries bug spray in the general direction of the gnat::
Quote from: calamity ainiQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: calamity ainiI still hear gnats farting...
::points a flamethrower in their general direction::
No, that's just the board, laughing at your gullibility.
::tries bug spray in the general direction of the gnat::
Sucker. :lol:
Eldora, I have this marvelous depleted uranium bug spray for those gnats that are hard to kill.
Quote from: calamity ainiEldora, I have this marvelous depleted uranium bug spray for those gnats that are hard to kill.
I think she's too busy laughing behind your back.
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemyaini and aini and I are like the characters on a soap opera, we have a love hate thing going on. Why don't you go make up with your wife. :roll:
BUG SPRAY STAT
What the hell are you talking about?
<crickets>
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemyaini and aini and I are like the characters on a soap opera, we have a love hate thing going on. Why don't you go make up with your wife. :roll:
BUG SPRAY STAT
What the hell are you talking about?
<crickets>
Until you can prove otherwise, everyone is either horab or who they say they are.
As far as Eldora is concerned, I consider her to be like a sister. An attack against her is an attack against me.
Quote from: calamity ainiQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemyaini and aini and I are like the characters on a soap opera, we have a love hate thing going on. Why don't you go make up with your wife. :roll:
BUG SPRAY STAT
What the hell are you talking about?
<crickets>
Until you can prove otherwise, everyone is either horab or who they say they are.
As far as Eldora is concerned, I consider her to be like a sister. An attack against her is an attack against me.
:lol:
Sucker.
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: calamity ainiQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemyaini and aini and I are like the characters on a soap opera, we have a love hate thing going on. Why don't you go make up with your wife. :roll:
BUG SPRAY STAT
What the hell are you talking about?
<crickets>
Until you can prove otherwise, everyone is either horab or who they say they are.
As far as Eldora is concerned, I consider her to be like a sister. An attack against her is an attack against me.
:lol:
Sucker.
name-calling cynic
Of course I have many faces, we all do. Since when is a relationship between two people, neither of which is you, any of your business? One day you act like a pussy, the next day a dick, who's the collective now :?
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: calamity ainiQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemyaini and aini and I are like the characters on a soap opera, we have a love hate thing going on. Why don't you go make up with your wife. :roll:
BUG SPRAY STAT
What the hell are you talking about?
<crickets>
Until you can prove otherwise, everyone is either horab or who they say they are.
As far as Eldora is concerned, I consider her to be like a sister. An attack against her is an attack against me.
:lol:
Sucker.
You are an only child, aren't you :roll: I have had much worse fights in RL than this crap here.
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemyaini and aini and I are like the characters on a soap opera, we have a love hate thing going on. Why don't you go make up with your wife. :roll:
BUG SPRAY STAT
What the hell are you talking about?
<crickets>
First off, she thinks that I am you. Seeing as Turd isn't married, that means that the nasty little comment about the wife was a vicious jab at my marital situation, in a deliberate attempt to be as hurtful as possible.
Hey, Eldora...way to show the men "who the adults are". I'll never forgive you for that.
Second, YOU are the sucker. Board pest = Eldora = Kallisti Aini (see, Eldora? You aren't the only one that can reveal PM info to the board at large). You've been trying to convince someone that their alter ego is stabbing them in the back. Wake the hell up.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemyaini and aini and I are like the characters on a soap opera, we have a love hate thing going on. Why don't you go make up with your wife. :roll:
BUG SPRAY STAT
What the hell are you talking about?
<crickets>
First off, she thinks that I am you. Seeing as Turd isn't married, that means that the nasty little comment about the wife was a vicious jab at my marital situation, in a deliberate attempt to be as hurtful as possible.
Hey, Eldora...way to show the men "who the adults are". I'll never forgive you for that.
Second, YOU are the sucker. Board pest = Eldora = Kallisti Aini (see, Eldora? You aren't the only one that can reveal PM info to the board at large). You've been trying to convince someone that their alter ego is stabbing them in the back. Wake the hell up.
Roger, I didn't know you were married. I vaguely recall something about a couple of kids, but it was one of those posts where you tried to make it sound like it was someone else you were talking about. Holy fucking chao, man. I thought I was already in the land of people Roger will never forgive, sorry, I'll pack my things and move, it is getting kinda crowded, we may have to add on.
um, as far as the aini's go, I had the Kallisti aini, but gave it away and I never had any part in the offical pest aini. I didn't steal it from the pest, someone else did. And at this point, Roger, you are a much worst pest than the official pest, so I really have no idea what your point was other than trying to hurt me which you didn't.
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemyaini and aini and I are like the characters on a soap opera, we have a love hate thing going on. Why don't you go make up with your wife. :roll:
BUG SPRAY STAT
What the hell are you talking about?
<crickets>
First off, she thinks that I am you. Seeing as Turd isn't married, that means that the nasty little comment about the wife was a vicious jab at my marital situation, in a deliberate attempt to be as hurtful as possible.
Hey, Eldora...way to show the men "who the adults are". I'll never forgive you for that.
Second, YOU are the sucker. Board pest = Eldora = Kallisti Aini (see, Eldora? You aren't the only one that can reveal PM info to the board at large). You've been trying to convince someone that their alter ego is stabbing them in the back. Wake the hell up.
Roger, I didn't know you were married. I vaguely recall something about a couple of kids, but it was one of those posts where you tried to make it sound like it was someone else you were talking about. Holy fucking chao, man. I thought I was already in the land of people Roger will never forgive, sorry, I'll pack my things and move, it is getting kinda crowded, we may have to add on.
um, as far as the aini's go, I had the Kallisti aini, but gave it away and I never had any part in the offical pest aini. I didn't steal it from the pest, someone else did. And at this point, Roger, you are a much worst pest than the official pest, so I really have no idea what your point was other than trying to hurt me which you didn't.
Either you're senile, or you're being intentionally dishonest.
Explain the comment, if that wasn't your intention. Good luck.
I may be senile, but when you are only in your 40's they usually call it something less clinical. And since I have been like this for as long as I can remember, well, Absent Minded Professor about sums it up. I explained it in another thread somewhere around here, and I am not going to chase you around, I am going to bed. Be mad at me if you need to be.
great....now it's AsTheWorldTurns.com....
or maybe AsTheStomachTurns.com would be more appropriate.
this is ugly and pathetic.
::walks in and raises the Emo Level to "Super Secret Ultra Violet Orange" Alert::
Yo, Turd - not that I completely disagree or anything, but this might end faster without you walking in midfight and saying stuff like that, since it puts people on the defensive you know....
Just sayin'
8)
Quote from: agent compassion::walks in and raises the Emo Level to "Super Secret Ultra Violet Orange" Alert::
Yo, Turd - not that I completely disagree or anything, but this might end faster without you walking in midfight and saying stuff like that, since it puts people on the defensive you know....
Just sayin'
I give a fuck. they should be on the fucking defensive. or they should just shut the fuck up.
This thread is useless without pics.
huh?
:?
I think aini is proving this point http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=184917#184917
Think about it this way. If we had links to boobies and more boobies in this thread, it would not have gotten this emo.
Quote from: Malevonent PreacherI think aini is proving this point http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=184917#184917
ahh...the lame-duck thread....
Quote from: Se?±or MisteriosoQuote from: Malevonent PreacherI think aini is proving this point http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=184917#184917
ahh...the lame-duck thread....
Well...I liked it. I liked it more than being doped up on whatever crap I took llast night, or this thread turning into a giant emo-fest, at least.
I liked it too, but I didn't like it getting threadjacked into idiocy by the 3rd post. It's still posted, just not here.
Yeah, I know. I think I probably still would have responded in the same way, just more coherently. And perhaps with better spelling. :)
i fixed this article, and it's relevant response in the book of ripoff.
welcoem to teh ripped off scribe.
or maybe ti was this article and a response to another.. man i am confused.
Just curious, since this thread is lost, can I repeatedly post crap to it so as to increase my postcount without actually adding anything useful (not that adding anything useful is status quo around here)?
only if your penis is 4 inches or longer.
Quote from: Mr. Fibslageronly if your penis is 4 inches or longer.
No fair.
well this is a the big penis club, and frankly we've already had to loosen our standards as it is. good day sir!
Quote from: Mr. Fibslagerwell this is a the big penis club, and frankly we've already had to loosen our standards as it is. good day sir!
horab is a bitch
Quote from: Mr. Fibslageri fixed this article, and it's relevant response in the book of ripoff.
welcoem to teh ripped off scribe.
or maybe ti was this article and a response to another.. man i am confused.
Cool. I know not what the Book Of Ripoff may be, but it sounds good, and that works for me. :D
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemySay Goodnight Gracie!
goodnight gracie
Quote from: calamity ainiQuote from: Mr. Fibslagerwell this is a the big penis club, and frankly we've already had to loosen our standards as it is. good day sir!
horab is a bitch
yes i am!!!!!
my bitch name is laura. :roll: :lol:
Quote from: Mr. FibslagerQuote from: calamity ainiQuote from: Mr. Fibslagerwell this is a the big penis club, and frankly we've already had to loosen our standards as it is. good day sir!
horab is a bitch
yes i am!!!!!
my bitch name is laura. :roll: :lol:
Well, Horab's a bitch, She's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world..
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch
She's a Bitch to all the Boys and Girls!
On Monday, she's a bitch, on Tuesday, she's a bitch
On Wednesdays through Saturday, she's a bitch..
Then on Sundays, just to be different
She's a Super King Kamehameha.. Biatch!
Have you ever met that Horab Fibslager?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world..
She's a mean old bitch, and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a Stupid bitch!
Horab's a bitch, and she's just a dirty bitch!
Talk to kids around the world..
and it might go a little bit something like this!
[Horab's a bitch in Chinese]
[Horab's a bitch in French]
[Horab's a bitch in Dutch]
[Horab's a bitch in (some kind of) African]
Have you ever met that Horab Fibslager?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world..
She's a mean old bitch, and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
[Shocked noise]
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch..
She's a Stupid Bitch!
Horab's a Bitch, and she's just a dirty bitch!
I really mean it, Horab...
She's a Big Fat F(beep)king Biiiitcchh!
Big old fat f(beep)king bitch, Horab
Yeah.. Chaa!
Stop singing. I have a hangover.
Oh, so THAT'S where my hangover went! Thanks man...
:D
[Ego Inflation]
I would just like to say, and GiTMo can back me up, that I predicted Kallisti Aini as Eldora more than a week ago.
Yeah, I'm that good.
[/Ego Inflation]
I thought most people knew anyway? They were never on at the same time and Eldora was being hostile at the time. I might have mentioned it to someone, but I foget if I did or not.
Quote from: calamity ainiQuote from: Mr. FibslagerQuote from: calamity ainiQuote from: Mr. Fibslagerwell this is a the big penis club, and frankly we've already had to loosen our standards as it is. good day sir!
horab is a bitch
yes i am!!!!!
my bitch name is laura. :roll: :lol:
Well, Horab's a bitch, She's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world..
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch
She's a Bitch to all the Boys and Girls!
On Monday, she's a bitch, on Tuesday, she's a bitch
On Wednesdays through Saturday, she's a bitch..
Then on Sundays, just to be different
She's a Super King Kamehameha.. Biatch!
Have you ever met that Horab Fibslager?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world..
She's a mean old bitch, and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a Stupid bitch!
Horab's a bitch, and she's just a dirty bitch!
Talk to kids around the world..
and it might go a little bit something like this!
[Horab's a bitch in Chinese]
[Horab's a bitch in French]
[Horab's a bitch in Dutch]
[Horab's a bitch in (some kind of) African]
Have you ever met that Horab Fibslager?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world..
She's a mean old bitch, and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
[Shocked noise]
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch..
She's a Stupid Bitch!
Horab's a Bitch, and she's just a dirty bitch!
I really mean it, Horab...
She's a Big Fat F(beep)king Biiiitcchh!
Big old fat f(beep)king bitch, Horab
Yeah.. Chaa!
she loves me!!!!!
Quote from: ScribeI thought most people knew anyway? They were never on at the same time and Eldora was being hostile at the time. I might have mentioned it to someone, but I foget if I did or not.
We were actually on at the same time lots of times, I would just get lazy and change the tone of my repsonses to fit whichever browser I had open. Watch. :wink:
Quote from: ScribeI thought most people knew anyway? They were never on at the same time and Eldora was being hostile at the time. I might have mentioned it to someone, but I foget if I did or not.
How clever you are, but there were actually many occasions when we were in fact logged in at the same time. You should really pay closer attention. Of course the fact that we were probably both logged in as hidden didn't help did it. :twisted:
Well it was based on more than that, but OK fair enough.
So, you DID lie to the board pest, or you ARE the board pest. Fess up.
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineSo, you DID lie to the board pest, or you ARE the board pest. Fess up.
I lied to everyone at some point, that's why we do this for the fun of it. I don't think it's too fair to call me a liar when we have a lot of alters that we still have not identified, just because they are better at this sort of thing :wink: I am not now, nor have I ever been the official pest aka calamity aini. And I did not take her name, someone else did, and I do not know who. It was taken earlier in the day when I started my shanigans, and later in the day it wasn't. I thought is was pretty fair that I got it, she has used a lot of my names. It's not like I hate her, I just get really annoyed with her. She seems in one her better frame of mind times right now, so I have backed way off. For a while she had part of Hotel California in her sig and Kallisti had part in hers. And aini is not her reall name, but one night I had a dream about what her real name is. She is a troubled soul who runs amok. Sometimes she does irreparable harm to herself and to those around her. She suffers the consequences without my intervention. And I thought we already had all this in the open, way back there, my mistake. :wink:
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyI lied to everyone at some point,
You lied to me!
::sulks::
Quote from: gnimbleyQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyI lied to everyone at some point,
You lied to me!
::sulks::
But I have cookies for you...
::hands the gnome a plate of cookies::
Quote from: gnimbleyQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyI lied to everyone at some point,
You lied to me!
::sulks::
But only because you too love horab.
everybody loves horab.
Quote from: indelible magic markereverybody loves horab.
Everyone
is horab. Self love, its a wondeful thing
i'm the onyl one who knows just how i like it.
Quote from: indelible magic markeri'm the onyl one who knows just how i like it.
The rest of us just fuck it up, and Horab(prime) has to spend all day getting it right again.
that's ok. the trick is using ol' lefty so it feels like soemone else.