Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Literate Chaotic => Topic started by: Cain on May 04, 2005, 06:11:25 PM

Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: Cain on May 04, 2005, 06:11:25 PM
Roses are black,
Violets are dark and doom-ridden,
Sugar is a conformist thing,
And so are you.
Title: Re: UberGoth poem
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on May 04, 2005, 06:13:22 PM
Quote from: ScribeRoses are black,
Violets are dark and doom-ridden,
Sugar is a conformist thing,
And so are you.

That's almost perfect.  

Nothing about dispair and the futility of existence, though.
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on May 04, 2005, 06:37:04 PM
Roses are black
Violets are purple
My pain runs thick
Like rich maple syrple

See, emo and funny :twisted:
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on May 04, 2005, 06:39:36 PM
Totally stole maple surple from this song, hehehe  :twisted:

Dang Me

Quote from: Roger Miller
Well here I sit, gettin' ideas
Ain't nothing but a fool would live like this
Out all night and runnin' wild
Woman sittin' home with a month old child

CHORUS:
Dang me, dang me
They oughta take a rope and hang me
High from the highest tree
Woman would you weep for me.

Just sittin' around drinkin' with the rest of the guys
Six rounds bought, and I bought five
Spent the groceries and half the rent
Like fourteen dollars and twenty seven cents.

(CHORUS)

They say roses are red and violets are purple
Sugar is sweet and so is maple surple
Well I'm the seventh out of seven sons
My pappy was a pistol
I'm a son of a gun.

(CHORUS)
Title: Re: UberGoth poem
Post by: Cain on May 04, 2005, 07:09:30 PM
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: ScribeRoses are black,
Violets are dark and doom-ridden,
Sugar is a conformist thing,
And so are you.

That's almost perfect.  

Nothing about dispair and the futility of existence, though.

Nah, I'm saving that for the Emo poems.  :twisted:
Title: Re: UberGoth poem
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on May 04, 2005, 07:10:23 PM
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: ScribeRoses are black,
Violets are dark and doom-ridden,
Sugar is a conformist thing,
And so are you.

That's almost perfect.  

Nothing about dispair and the futility of existence, though.

Nah, I'm saving that for the Emo poems.  :twisted:

See if you can squeeze them into the first-ever goth limerick.

That'll teach the filthy Irish heathen.
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: Mangrove on May 06, 2005, 08:34:35 PM
<ahem>

There once was a goth called Leo
Who dressed all in black just like 'Neo'
Couldn't score with the chicks
Likes slitting his wrists and
Filling Live Journal with EMO.
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: LMNO on May 06, 2005, 08:36:51 PM
Whoohooo!

17/17!
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2005, 08:46:43 PM
LMNO, you may have some competition for being "teh win!"

that was fucking SWEET.

8)
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: Mangrove on May 06, 2005, 08:51:42 PM
:oops:

thank you guys...i don't know what to say....<sniff>

no one understands me....or my art.....why is life such a big MEANIE???????????


<slaps self>...sorry, that EMO stuff can be contagious.
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: LMNO on May 06, 2005, 08:53:41 PM
This kid got tired of Hanson,
So he picked up some Marilyn Manson.
he dressed all in black,
and melanin he lacked
No, he's not epileptic, he's dancin'.
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: Mangrove on May 06, 2005, 08:56:21 PM
Quote from: LMNOThis kid got tired of Hanson,
So he picked up some Marilyn Manson.
he dressed all in black,
and melanin he lacked
No, he's not epileptic, he's dancin'.


LOL!!

i tip my mitre to you good sir!
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: Mangrove on May 06, 2005, 10:08:33 PM
it's going to get worse...


A Satanic-fluffy called Ross
Purchased and inverted a cross
Thought he was unholy
But got pwned by Crowley
One n00b less...so no loss.
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on May 06, 2005, 10:24:00 PM
A girl liked to dress all in black
Then she colored her hair to match
Her mother saw red
We all laughed instead
Now she's blonde and they've all relaxed

PS This is about my neice.  She is just as evil as she ever was, she's just gone underground like the Santa Claus and his Ol' Lady commune :twisted:
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: Slarti on May 06, 2005, 11:19:16 PM
spiraling through unholy darkness
death is my only sanctuary
i cry, plunging through eternal abyss
stomping on daises
picking petals from roses
my eyes have been blinded by ashes and soot
one thousand daggers pierce my veins
blood flows, laughing, from open wounds.
darkness.











/sarcasm. i wrote that for my school's 'poetry slam' and got a referral to the 'save our students' program. they thought i was being suicidal xD
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: The Open Bar on May 07, 2005, 06:56:21 PM
Quote from: Slartibartfastspiraling through unholy darkness
death is my only sanctuary
i cry, plunging through eternal abyss
stomping on daises
picking petals from roses
my eyes have been blinded by ashes and soot
one thousand daggers pierce my veins
blood flows, laughing, from open wounds.
darkness.











/sarcasm. i wrote that for my school's 'poetry slam' and got a referral to the 'save our students' program. they thought i was being suicidal xD

am i allowed to say 'lol' in regard to your inner turmoil?   :wink:
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: Slarti on May 08, 2005, 02:19:05 AM
i dare you.
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: LMNO on May 09, 2005, 04:09:14 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyA girl liked to dress all in black
Then she colored her hair to match
Her mother saw red
We all laughed instead
Now she's blonde and they've all relaxed

Since when does "Black" rhyme with "match"?


A goth kid, all spooky and dark,
was often heard to remark,
"if the truth be told,
"this scene is quite old,
"It's beginning to look like a theme park!"
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on May 09, 2005, 05:48:02 PM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyA girl liked to dress all in black
Then she colored her hair to match
Her mother saw red
We all laughed instead
Now she's blonde and they've all relaxed

Since when does "Black" rhyme with "match"?


A goth kid, all spooky and dark,
was often heard to remark,
"if the truth be told,
"this scene is quite old,
"It's beginning to look like a theme park!"
Since when does crappy poetry have to rhyme exactly :P
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: LMNO on May 09, 2005, 05:56:20 PM
When the call went out for Gothic limericks, is when.
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: Hoshiko on May 09, 2005, 06:01:10 PM
Quote from: LMNOWhen the call went out for Gothic limericks, is when.

EMO!

<points finger>
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: LMNO on May 09, 2005, 06:04:55 PM
What?

Where?


I---


Oh, aching heart!
How can Life(tm) impart such horrid circumstances upon one soul?
Abandoned, left alone, cast aside,
I can no longer sense her tragic presence,
And since mom shut off my boradband access,
I can't even jerk off to "The Crow" slash fiction.
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: Mangrove on May 12, 2005, 12:06:12 AM
EMO/Goth Haiku....<ahem>


I sit in the dark
Oh, how I love Linkin Park!
See my knife, glinting.
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: The Open Bar on May 15, 2005, 12:06:04 PM
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xviiEMO/Goth Haiku....<ahem>


I sit in the dark
Oh, how I love Linkin Park!
See my knife, glinting.


shut up emo-boy <tweaks nose>
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on May 15, 2005, 12:36:50 PM
Someone say EMO?  'cause I just had a good happy cry about old friends and times gone by, and I feel like you've been summoning me.
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 15, 2005, 01:32:32 PM
nobody wants to hear
about you being EMO for real
please shut the fuck up.

8)
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on May 15, 2005, 01:34:22 PM
baka gai-jin
demo o-kudasai
watashi da yo
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 15, 2005, 01:36:53 PM
I said STFU, not "call me a hairless barbarian".

your japanese may be solid, but I fear your engrish needs a little work.

8)
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on May 15, 2005, 01:38:44 PM
Quote from: T'ai KungI said STFU, not "call me a hairless barbarian".

your japanese may be solid, but I fear your engrish needs a little work.

8)

That's because since I grew up speaking it, it's like a second language to me.
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 17, 2005, 08:43:19 AM
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: T'ai KungI said STFU, not "call me a hairless barbarian".

your japanese may be solid, but I fear your engrish needs a little work.

8)

That's because since I grew up speaking it, it's like a second language to me.


DAMARE!
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on May 17, 2005, 10:01:57 AM
/makes things worse

---

On a darkened sphere I found thee

Embittered as sleet with a heart of stone and eyes of pure diamond

A sacred wrath building inside, ready to smite without mercy those who had torn from you that which you loved so dearly

And just as I found thee, you discovered me among the ashes of my empire

Mind spiked with revenge, heart streaked with hatred, hands caked with blood, eyes filled with the fury of loss

A burned dominion at our feet, we watched as the sun melted into the horizon, freeing us from the constraints of daylight and revealing to us the paths our nemesis (for they are one and the same) had taken out into the night,Äôs hegemony

We follow their luminous trail to the sounds of war making and find the nemesis face down in the sand, overcome by one who has blood on her hands and diamond in her eyes

A sister, not of revenge, but of justice

A new cause for this darkened sphere

Salvation for the stained that can rise above and damnation for those who cannot

---

my bad
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: Mangrove on May 17, 2005, 07:53:32 PM
Quote from: synaptyx/makes things worse

---

On a darkened sphere I found thee

Embittered as sleet with a heart of stone and eyes of pure diamond

A sacred wrath building inside, ready to smite without mercy those who had torn from you that which you loved so dearly

And just as I found thee, you discovered me among the ashes of my empire

Mind spiked with revenge, heart streaked with hatred, hands caked with blood, eyes filled with the fury of loss

A burned dominion at our feet, we watched as the sun melted into the horizon, freeing us from the constraints of daylight and revealing to us the paths our nemesis (for they are one and the same) had taken out into the night,Äôs hegemony

We follow their luminous trail to the sounds of war making and find the nemesis face down in the sand, overcome by one who has blood on her hands and diamond in her eyes

A sister, not of revenge, but of justice

A new cause for this darkened sphere

Salvation for the stained that can rise above and damnation for those who cannot

---

my bad

oh dear...that really is quite vile. <gets syn' a drink>.
Title: Re: UberGoth poem
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on May 23, 2005, 03:26:02 PM
Quote from: ScribeRoses are black,
Violets are dark and doom-ridden,
Sugar is a conformist thing,
And so are you.

0/10
Title: Re: UberGoth poem
Post by: Mangrove on May 24, 2005, 12:09:07 AM
Quote from: Hotsuma
Quote from: ScribeRoses are black,
Violets are dark and doom-ridden,
Sugar is a conformist thing,
And so are you.

0/10

this poetry thread now has everything in the right place.


8)
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: Zurtok Khan on May 24, 2005, 08:23:38 AM
Pope T. Mangrove
tried to grope me
like the preacher at my church
well the laughs on him now
'cause in prison more then his nose is gettin' jerked.

Sorry Manny, I had to.
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on May 24, 2005, 09:40:28 AM
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xvii
Quote from: synaptyx/makes things worse
<snip bad poetry>
my bad
oh dear...that really is quite vile. <gets syn' a drink>.
Yay! :D Thanks Mang!
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on May 24, 2005, 12:00:42 PM
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xviiEMO/Goth Haiku....<ahem>


I sit in the dark
Oh, how I love Linkin Park!
See my knife, glinting.

linkin park are not emo. nor goth.

they nu-metal and shite. please do not confuse the two. emo is taking back sunday, finch, dashboard confession etc
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on May 24, 2005, 01:52:50 PM
Eels - emo and I like 'em, so STFU or I'll kill myself! :cry:
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: LMNO on May 24, 2005, 02:04:27 PM
Quote from: DiL
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xviiEMO/Goth Haiku....<ahem>


I sit in the dark
Oh, how I love Saves The Day!
See my knife, glinting.

linkin park are not emo. nor goth.

they nu-metal and shite. please do not confuse the two. emo is taking back sunday, finch, dashboard confession etc


Fixed that one.  Happy now, emo-boy?
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on May 24, 2005, 05:19:57 PM
Quote from: DiL
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xviiEMO/Goth Haiku....<ahem>


I sit in the dark
Oh, how I love Linkin Park!
See my knife, glinting.

linkin park are not emo. nor goth.

they nu-metal and shite. please do not confuse the two. emo is taking back sunday, finch, dashboard confession etc


they're still angst ridden. and thus are fair game.
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: The Open Bar on May 24, 2005, 06:42:02 PM
Quote from: Zurtok KhanPope T. Mangrove
tried to grope me
like the preacher at my church
well the laughs on him now
'cause in prison more then his nose is gettin' jerked.

Sorry Manny, I had to.

mang's never been accused of sexual harrassment in a poem before.....not sure if he should be flattered or not.

<calls mang & his lawyers>

it's ok....he's flattered.
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: The Open Bar on September 25, 2005, 08:43:00 PM
Bump this thread for great justice and for BGP to submit these to the goth poetry forum!
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: Cain on October 21, 2005, 09:42:48 AM
Bumped again for the Rogue Discordian/Iron Troll Brigade hit this weekend.
Title: UberGoth poem
Post by: Cole Frehlen on October 21, 2005, 02:34:50 PM
I fucking wish I was at home right now... I wrote SO MUCH shitty poetry about 5 years ago, and I've still got most of it.

Also, Eels != Emo
Title: Re: UberGoth poem
Post by: Bu🤠ns on May 23, 2012, 06:14:33 AM
One lazy late night in a hotel
Poor Burnsey was bored on his Dell
He searched for a thread
that was, more or less dead
and bumped the damned thing all to hell.