Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Ghost In The Machine on May 06, 2005, 02:46:40 AM

Title: All your Rev Roger are belong to us!
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on May 06, 2005, 02:46:40 AM
Launch all stoopid pranks for great justice!

The Good Reverend has returned to the EGfaBT, after a 2+ year hiatus, to lead the Chud hordes out of the sewers.  Flee, Chicagoites!  Your city is doomed!*

No more will we languish in the dark.  No more will we accept the petty usurpations of the surface dwellers!  No more will the troll messiah be ensnared by the INTARWEBBB!

We shall swarm out of the manholes, to take your women and beer!  You shall all regret the years that you stood on the necks of honest cannibals!

The day of the SithCordians have arrived!

(* We will, of course, respect the sanctity of the 1st Church of Fluffy Temple & WMD Storage Facility.  Anyone who can reach there in time will be safe from us.  What Fluffy does with you is your problem.)
Title: All your Rev Roger are belong to us!
Post by: Horab Fibslager on May 06, 2005, 02:49:14 AM
deos htis mean we ahve to battle it out until only a master and apprentice remain, cuz damn, that' slike, wtf whataburga! yo momma!
Title: All your Rev Roger are belong to us!
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on May 06, 2005, 03:08:51 AM
Quote from: Username: *deos htis mean we ahve to battle it out until only a master and apprentice remain, cuz damn, that' slike, wtf whataburga! yo momma!

No, but I think you should, just for laughs.

SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!

SEE THE KNOCK-DOWN, DRAG-OUT, FOOT-STOMPING, ASS-KICKING, PINEAL-RIPPING DISCORDIAN SMACKDOWN EXTRAVAGANZA & TRACTOR PULL!
Title: All your Rev Roger are belong to us!
Post by: LMNO on May 06, 2005, 02:52:08 PM
Oooh!  A tractor pull!
Title: All your Rev Roger are belong to us!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2005, 03:18:00 PM
the NSRA anxiously awaits the fun.

we know which side we'll be on.

it won't be yours.

no matter who you are.

8)
Title: All your Rev Roger are belong to us!
Post by: Cain on May 06, 2005, 03:24:17 PM
You'll be glad to know things go well over here then, the recruits are doing well. Perhaps stranding them in Glasgow after telling everyone they were all Protestants in a Catholic part of town was a tad harsh, but they survived.  Mostly. 8)
Title: All your Rev Roger are belong to us!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2005, 03:28:03 PM
hey, I've always thought that the best way to train someone is to throw them right into the fire and see if they survive. I do it to myself all the time just to remind myself that I still have a long way to go in my own training.

8)
Title: All your Rev Roger are belong to us!
Post by: LMNO on May 06, 2005, 03:28:59 PM
Quote from: FrankensteinFIRE... BAAAAD!
Title: All your Rev Roger are belong to us!
Post by: Cain on May 06, 2005, 03:31:41 PM
Quote from: T'ai Kunghey, I've always thought that the best way to train someone is to throw them right into the fire and see if they survive. I do it to myself all the time just to remind myself that I still have a long way to go in my own training.

8)

Yeah, I need to do it more often myself.  Then again, when I go home in 2 weeks, I will probably have a "welcoming party" from that nasty business around easter time waiting for me.....and none of them ended up with a screwdriver sticking out of their ribcage so it cant have been that bad.
Title: All your Rev Roger are belong to us!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2005, 03:37:48 PM
Quote from: Scribe....and none of them ended up with a screwdriver sticking out of their ribcage...

yet.

8)
Title: All your Rev Roger are belong to us!
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on May 06, 2005, 09:24:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: FrankensteinFIRE... BAAAAD!
Puttin on the RIIIIIITZ!!!
Title: All your Rev Roger are belong to us!
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 09, 2005, 09:15:23 AM
*stabs Ghost*


Sorry, man.


I think we may want you to sit this one out.
Title: All your Rev Roger are belong to us!
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on May 09, 2005, 01:00:49 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC*stabs Ghost*


Sorry, man.


I think we may want you to sit this one out.

Sit what out?
Title: All your Rev Roger are belong to us!
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 10, 2005, 08:07:09 AM
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC*stabs Ghost*


Sorry, man.


I think we may want you to sit this one out.

Sit what out?

The attack of the Wild Prairie Squid hordes, man. What else?
Title: All your Rev Roger are belong to us!
Post by: Guido Finucci on May 10, 2005, 08:19:01 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCThe attack of the Wild Prairie Squid hordes, man. What else?

The Prairie Squid are back! Yay! I was afraid that their natural habitat had been turned into a trailer park or somethng and that they weren't going to migrate this season.
Title: All your Rev Roger are belong to us!
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 10, 2005, 08:21:06 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCThe attack of the Wild Prairie Squid hordes, man. What else?

The Prairie Squid are back! Yay! I was afraid that their natural habitat had been turned into a trailer park or somethng and that they weren't going to migrate this season.

Oh no. We sent all the trailor people out to Utah to help in the great Liberation from the MoMos.