Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Literate Chaotic => Topic started by: William Goatscrewe Bryant on May 07, 2005, 01:53:33 AM

Title: Libraries are a waste of both time and money.
Post by: William Goatscrewe Bryant on May 07, 2005, 01:53:33 AM
They should be burned to the ground.  All those books either disagree with the bible, in which case they are of the devil, or they agree and are thus redundant.
Title: Re: Libraries are a waste of both time and money.
Post by: saint aini on May 07, 2005, 03:01:02 AM
Quote from: William Jennings BryantThey should be burned to the ground.  All those books either disagree with the bible, in which case they are of the devil, or they agree and are thus redundant.

Try this link (http://www.fetishexchange.org/cow.shtml).  It's an excellent explanation of Christianity On Weirdness (hence cow).

edit:link fixed
Title: Libraries are a waste of both time and money.
Post by: Slarti on May 07, 2005, 04:58:54 AM
broken link
Title: Re: Libraries are a waste of both time and money.
Post by: damage control on May 07, 2005, 05:33:44 AM
Quote from: William Jennings BryantThey should be burned to the ground.  All those books either disagree with the bible, in which case they are of the devil, or they agree and are thus redundant.

Not to steer you off of your " mission from god " which is probably out of the question from what I'm reading.

You might benefit from watching 1984 and Equilibrium. These movies are easy to kick back and watch and cover the two main problems that you haven't addressed.

1984 deals with - Thought Crime and Equilibrium deals with - Sense Crime

I'm not sure how old you are as both are adult material. Although, the bible contains a lot of material concerning adult themes, and situations.

But you don't need to burn a thing, just make it illegal to think or feel.

Books don't make themselves you know? People write them, including the bible.
Title: Libraries are a waste of both time and money.
Post by: Zurtok Khan on May 07, 2005, 08:26:07 AM
Comon DC, this guy isn't a *real* troll, he's one of the members from the board being a poser, which is probably while I feel strangely sexually attracted to him.
Title: Libraries are a waste of both time and money.
Post by: damage control on May 07, 2005, 02:37:49 PM
Since we are pretending let's pretend people have acted this way? Burning books not really a new concept.

I've seen this before and it doesn't reflect much just change all references to you as to all that think this way, and to I as someone who didn't get it and responded this way.

No amount of arguing seems to ever work but then again something does work, doesn't it. Entertaining us is what it's all about right?

I like the movie versions for those not into reading all the time, needless to say the books are better than the movie, unless they are better.

Let's not bring up rapture ready or cf.-heh Would this response get me banned from those boards? Maybe we will see?

Freedom to think and freedom to feel, good stuff that.
Title: Libraries are a waste of both time and money.
Post by: Slarti on May 07, 2005, 07:03:56 PM
it's just ghostinthemachine being a nub
Title: Libraries are a waste of both time and money.
Post by: saint aini on May 07, 2005, 07:12:03 PM
Quote from: damage controlSince we are pretending let's pretend people have acted this way? Burning books not really a new concept.

I've seen this before and it doesn't reflect much just change all references to you as to all that think this way, and to I as someone who didn't get it and responded this way.

No amount of arguing seems to ever work but then again something does work, doesn't it. Entertaining us is what it's all about right?

I like the movie versions for those not into reading all the time, needless to say the books are better than the movie, unless they are better.

Let's not bring up rapture ready or cf.-heh Would this response get me banned from those boards? Maybe we will see?

Freedom to think and freedom to feel, good stuff that.

You're putting in way too much effort when it comes to unregistered trolls.  Think of an unregistered troll as a driveby coward.  Think of a registered troll as a worthy but lame adversary in his mom's basement.
Title: Libraries are a waste of both time and money.
Post by: Anonymous on May 07, 2005, 09:42:01 PM
Quote from: calamity aini
Quote from: damage controlSince we are pretending let's pretend people have acted this way? Burning books not really a new concept.

I've seen this before and it doesn't reflect much just change all references to you as to all that think this way, and to I as someone who didn't get it and responded this way.

No amount of arguing seems to ever work but then again something does work, doesn't it. Entertaining us is what it's all about right?

I like the movie versions for those not into reading all the time, needless to say the books are better than the movie, unless they are better.

Let's not bring up rapture ready or cf.-heh Would this response get me banned from those boards? Maybe we will see?

Freedom to think and freedom to feel, good stuff that.

You're putting in way too much effort when it comes to unregistered trolls.  Think of an unregistered troll as a driveby coward.  Think of a registered troll as a worthy but lame adversary in his mom's basement.

If I treat every post as if it's an honest one, sometimes I might be right, that would take character. I'm working on it.
Title: Libraries are a waste of both time and money.
Post by: damage control on May 07, 2005, 09:48:02 PM
Title: Libraries are a waste of both time and money.
Post by: saint aini on May 08, 2005, 06:21:15 AM
HONORABLE, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, "the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur." --The Devil's Dictionary.

There are very few honest guests.  Expect trolls and don't give them the time of day but once for they thrive on argument.  I say this not to promote peace, but rather because our latest batch of trolls has been really lame and unworthy of our time (except to poke fun at them).
Title: Libraries are a waste of both time and money.
Post by: damage control on May 08, 2005, 08:15:28 PM
Maybe they thrive on argument because no one is listening to them.

Maybe they have a point and haven't learned how to express it in a way that they can be heard.

Maybe I'll say what I have to say and then I swear I'll go away.

Ever play pin ball? You knock the ball around and it bounces off of 'things' goes up ramps and around and around.

Then if you get impatient and start jolting the machine from side to side and such it will TILT.

The flippers stop working, and the ball rolls down the middle. The reasoning behind that is not much different than letting yourself become to serious about the little ball and the score, to where you are damaging the machine the game is being played on.

No idea where that came from but there it is.
Title: Libraries are a waste of both time and money.
Post by: Zurtok Khan on May 09, 2005, 07:43:17 AM
DC, just FYI, I think you'd have to work majorly hard to get banned around here.  Like, posting nude pictures of Bella, or the MGT.  (although, I think everyone would applaud if you posted nude Gnimbly or Roger pictures)

=)
Title: Libraries are a waste of both time and money.
Post by: Guido Finucci on May 09, 2005, 08:35:12 AM
Quote from: The Maligned Hippy(although, I think everyone would applaud if you posted nude Gnimbly or Roger pictures)

Did you mean 'applaud' or 'hurl'? I get those two confused as well.

I mean, have you ever actually seen Gnomish porn?
Title: Re: Libraries are a waste of both time and money.
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 09, 2005, 09:06:54 AM
Quote from: William Jennings BryantThey should be burned to the ground.  All those books either disagree with the bible, in which case they are of the devil, or they agree and are thus redundant.


Simple:

Fuck Off!

Just saying.
Title: Re: Libraries are a waste of both time and money.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 15, 2006, 04:29:17 AM
bump.