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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2005, 09:22:07 PM

Poll
Question: Which Roger
Option 1: Roger 2003 - 2004 votes: 9
Option 2: Roger 2004 - 2005 votes: 3
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2005, 09:22:07 PM
Blarg!
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Kallisti on May 12, 2005, 09:54:38 PM
Kisses :wink:
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Cain on May 12, 2005, 09:58:50 PM
Done.  If you dont know where I stand by now, then tough.  But a question, which way would you vote, Roger?  After all, I would say your opinion of how you are is more valid than what myself or anyone else thinks.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2005, 10:05:13 PM
Quote from: ScribeDone.  If you dont know where I stand by now, then tough.  But a question, which way would you vote, Roger?  After all, I would say your opinion of how you are is more valid than what myself or anyone else thinks.

Hehe...I'll never tell.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: gnimbley on May 12, 2005, 10:10:48 PM
I refuse to vote. What you will be is what you want to be regardless
of my opinion, of which I have none.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2005, 10:13:00 PM
Quote from: gnimbleyI refuse to vote. What you will be is what you want to be regardless
of my opinion, of which I have none.

I can respect that.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Sepia on May 12, 2005, 11:19:41 PM
I like most rogers anyhow. Not that I've been around for long but I doubt roger can be boring or (very) unlikable.

I'm also doing the obvious and saying I want the new roger aswell.

Can I have all three?
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2005, 11:23:33 PM
Quote from: SepiaI like most rogers anyhow. Not that I've been around for long but I doubt roger can be boring or (very) unlikable.

I'm also doing the obvious and saying I want the new roger aswell.

Can I have all three?

Having a merged, complete Roger might very well be a disaster.

Best not to take chances.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on May 12, 2005, 11:34:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SepiaI like most rogers anyhow. Not that I've been around for long but I doubt roger can be boring or (very) unlikable.

I'm also doing the obvious and saying I want the new roger aswell.

Can I have all three?

Having a merged, complete Roger might very well be a disaster.

Best not to take chances.
Like in the book, When Rabbit Howls? :shock:  All the alters freaked when the doctor suggested integrating them all, plus the core personality was so damaged there was no way to integrate anyone into her personality.  Oddly enough, one of her personalities was a large black man, scared the hell out of a census taker as I recall :twisted:
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Zurtok Khan on May 12, 2005, 11:45:01 PM
Fuck you Rog.  I'm not choosing.  You're not here for my entertainment (well, you are...but thats besides the point), and trying to be isn't going to change a damn thing around here.  You're going to evolve like the rest of us, and thats the beauty of it.  I get to be a witness to people around here changing, or maybe I'm just seeing my own change reflected in other people, I dunno.

I'm boycotting this stupid poll.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2005, 11:48:44 PM
Quote from: Cthulu's VaginaFuck you Rog.  I'm not choosing.  You're not here for my entertainment (well, you are...but thats besides the point), and trying to be isn't going to change a damn thing around here.  You're going to evolve like the rest of us, and thats the beauty of it.  I get to be a witness to people around here changing, or maybe I'm just seeing my own change reflected in other people, I dunno.

I'm boycotting this stupid poll.

Correct.  I am not here for your entertainment.  You are here for mine.

And nobody said you had to vote.

But why won't you post under your real account?
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on May 12, 2005, 11:51:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Cthulu's VaginaFuck you Rog.  I'm not choosing.  You're not here for my entertainment (well, you are...but thats besides the point), and trying to be isn't going to change a damn thing around here.  You're going to evolve like the rest of us, and thats the beauty of it.  I get to be a witness to people around here changing, or maybe I'm just seeing my own change reflected in other people, I dunno.

I'm boycotting this stupid poll.

Correct.  I am not here for your entertainment.  You are here for mine.

And nobody said you had to vote.

But why won't you post under your real account?
Um, Rog, he is.  The name changing disease is worse than the posting under multiple names disease, I swear :wink:  

hint: he's a hippy
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2005, 11:52:16 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Cthulu's VaginaFuck you Rog.  I'm not choosing.  You're not here for my entertainment (well, you are...but thats besides the point), and trying to be isn't going to change a damn thing around here.  You're going to evolve like the rest of us, and thats the beauty of it.  I get to be a witness to people around here changing, or maybe I'm just seeing my own change reflected in other people, I dunno.

I'm boycotting this stupid poll.

Correct.  I am not here for your entertainment.  You are here for mine.

And nobody said you had to vote.

But why won't you post under your real account?
Um, Rog, he is.  The name changing disease is worse than the posting under multiple names disease, I swear :wink:  

hint: he's a hippy

Do I have to take that kind of shit from a patchouli-stinking hippie?(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/mad.gif)
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on May 12, 2005, 11:54:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Cthulu's VaginaFuck you Rog.  I'm not choosing.  You're not here for my entertainment (well, you are...but thats besides the point), and trying to be isn't going to change a damn thing around here.  You're going to evolve like the rest of us, and thats the beauty of it.  I get to be a witness to people around here changing, or maybe I'm just seeing my own change reflected in other people, I dunno.

I'm boycotting this stupid poll.

Correct.  I am not here for your entertainment.  You are here for mine.

And nobody said you had to vote.

But why won't you post under your real account?
Um, Rog, he is.  The name changing disease is worse than the posting under multiple names disease, I swear :wink:  

hint: he's a hippy

Do I have to take that kind of shit from a patchouli-stinking hippie?(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/mad.gif)
That's up to you, man.  I can't smell him from here, so I have no idea how much patchouli there is.  I prefer sandalwood :D
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2005, 11:55:37 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Cthulu's VaginaFuck you Rog.  I'm not choosing.  You're not here for my entertainment (well, you are...but thats besides the point), and trying to be isn't going to change a damn thing around here.  You're going to evolve like the rest of us, and thats the beauty of it.  I get to be a witness to people around here changing, or maybe I'm just seeing my own change reflected in other people, I dunno.

I'm boycotting this stupid poll.

Correct.  I am not here for your entertainment.  You are here for mine.

And nobody said you had to vote.

But why won't you post under your real account?
Um, Rog, he is.  The name changing disease is worse than the posting under multiple names disease, I swear :wink:  

hint: he's a hippy

Do I have to take that kind of shit from a patchouli-stinking hippie?(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/mad.gif)
That's up to you, man.  I can't smell him from here, so I have no idea how much patchouli there is.  I prefer sandalwood :D

BAH!  You hippies and Wiccans are all the same!  Horrible, horrible.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Zurtok Khan on May 12, 2005, 11:59:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Cthulu's VaginaFuck you Rog.  I'm not choosing.  You're not here for my entertainment (well, you are...but thats besides the point), and trying to be isn't going to change a damn thing around here.  You're going to evolve like the rest of us, and thats the beauty of it.  I get to be a witness to people around here changing, or maybe I'm just seeing my own change reflected in other people, I dunno.

I'm boycotting this stupid poll.

Correct.  I am not here for your entertainment.  You are here for mine.

And nobody said you had to vote.

But why won't you post under your real account?
Um, Rog, he is.  The name changing disease is worse than the posting under multiple names disease, I swear :wink:  

hint: he's a hippy

Do I have to take that kind of shit from a patchouli-stinking hippie?(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/mad.gif)
That's up to you, man.  I can't smell him from here, so I have no idea how much patchouli there is.  I prefer sandalwood :D

BAH!  You hippies and Wiccans are all the same!  Horrible, horrible.

Yes, yes I am.  And, I like changing my name, it's fun.  Having more then one account is too much work =/
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2005, 12:00:55 AM
Quote from: Cthulu's Vagina
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Cthulu's VaginaFuck you Rog.  I'm not choosing.  You're not here for my entertainment (well, you are...but thats besides the point), and trying to be isn't going to change a damn thing around here.  You're going to evolve like the rest of us, and thats the beauty of it.  I get to be a witness to people around here changing, or maybe I'm just seeing my own change reflected in other people, I dunno.

I'm boycotting this stupid poll.

Correct.  I am not here for your entertainment.  You are here for mine.

And nobody said you had to vote.

But why won't you post under your real account?
Um, Rog, he is.  The name changing disease is worse than the posting under multiple names disease, I swear :wink:  

hint: he's a hippy

Do I have to take that kind of shit from a patchouli-stinking hippie?(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/mad.gif)
That's up to you, man.  I can't smell him from here, so I have no idea how much patchouli there is.  I prefer sandalwood :D

BAH!  You hippies and Wiccans are all the same!  Horrible, horrible.

Yes, yes I am.  And, I like changing my name, it's fun.  Having more then one account is too much work =/

Well, far be it from me to tell you how to get your jollies.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Zurtok Khan on May 13, 2005, 12:01:38 AM
Is this better Roggy?  You can tell who I am now.  *shudder*
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2005, 12:01:59 AM
Quote from: Zurtok KhanIs this better Roggy?  You can tell who I am now.  *shudder*

No, no, carry on.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on May 13, 2005, 12:04:59 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
BAH!  You hippies and Wiccans are all the same!  Horrible, horrible.
Witch, not Wiccan.  I am a Solitary Kitchen Witch.  Best description at this point along that frame of reference.  Probably a hippie as well, but I have never heard a really good definition, there are so many derogatory connotations.   But I do shave my pits, so you won't see me on that hippy porn site :D
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2005, 12:55:51 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
BAH!  You hippies and Wiccans are all the same!  Horrible, horrible.
Witch, not Wiccan.  I am a Solitary Kitchen Witch.  Best description at this point along that frame of reference.  Probably a hippie as well, but I have never heard a really good definition, there are so many derogatory connotations.   But I do shave my pits, so you won't see me on that hippy porn site :D

Either way...
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on May 13, 2005, 12:57:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
BAH!  You hippies and Wiccans are all the same!  Horrible, horrible.
Witch, not Wiccan.  I am a Solitary Kitchen Witch.  Best description at this point along that frame of reference.  Probably a hippie as well, but I have never heard a really good definition, there are so many derogatory connotations.   But I do shave my pits, so you won't see me on that hippy porn site :D

Either way...
Why do you hate incense?
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2005, 12:57:48 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
BAH!  You hippies and Wiccans are all the same!  Horrible, horrible.
Witch, not Wiccan.  I am a Solitary Kitchen Witch.  Best description at this point along that frame of reference.  Probably a hippie as well, but I have never heard a really good definition, there are so many derogatory connotations.   But I do shave my pits, so you won't see me on that hippy porn site :D

Either way...
Why do you hate incense?

It wrecks my bloodhound-like sense of smell.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Bella on May 13, 2005, 01:00:12 AM
I love incense. It seriously lifts my spirits and makes me happy.
And I'm not voting because you'll do what you want to do when you want to do it regardless of what anyone here decides.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2005, 01:01:04 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI love incense. It seriously lifts my spirits and makes me happy.
And I'm not voting because you'll do what you want to do when you want to do it regardless of what anyone here decides.

Such little faith you all have in me.




















:lol:
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Sepia on May 13, 2005, 01:02:56 AM
I want disaster.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Bella on May 13, 2005, 01:02:59 AM
Call it the voice of experience.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on May 13, 2005, 01:04:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI love incense. It seriously lifts my spirits and makes me happy.
And I'm not voting because you'll do what you want to do when you want to do it regardless of what anyone here decides.

Such little faith you all have in me.
:lol:
I voted.  But I am not telling which way or how many times :twisted:
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2005, 01:05:41 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomCall it the voice of experience.

Ah, but the Roger you see before you is not (necessarily) the Roger you've had for the last year.

I had a huge amount of fun over the last 2 months, and I am tan, rested, and ready.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Malaul on May 13, 2005, 01:05:59 AM
Im not voting either
you need to be who you are
not what others want you to be


since when do you let others tell you what to do or how to be?
::confused::
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2005, 01:08:40 AM
Quote from: Madness of MalaulIm not voting either
you need to be who you are
not what others want you to be


since when do you let others tell you what to do or how to be?
::confused::

Did you ever have to finally decide...(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/lalala.gif)



Hey, how often do you get to push a boulder off a mountain?  :lol:


A really big one, that is poised exactly on top, and only stays there because it can't decide which way to fall?
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Malaul on May 13, 2005, 01:10:36 AM
if it cant decide then its not ready to fall



i say let the bounder fall when it may
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2005, 01:11:17 AM
Quote from: Madness of Malaulif it cant decide then its not ready to fall



i say let the bounder fall when it may

I never was the patient type.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Malaul on May 13, 2005, 01:14:03 AM
or the type to let others boss you around
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2005, 01:16:48 AM
Quote from: Madness of Malaulor the type to let others boss you around

Oh, I'm not letting anyone boss me.  I'm just having a little fun with my dualistic nature.  Kinda like letting the passenger of your car decide what highway to play bump and jump on.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on May 13, 2005, 01:21:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Madness of MalaulIm not voting either
you need to be who you are
not what others want you to be


since when do you let others tell you what to do or how to be?
::confused::

Did you ever have to finally decide...(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/lalala.gif)



Hey, how often do you get to push a boulder off a mountain?  :lol:


A really big one, that is poised exactly on top, and only stays there because it can't decide which way to fall?
Wyle E Coyote?  Is that you? :shock:

ps that would explain a lot
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2005, 01:23:00 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Madness of MalaulIm not voting either
you need to be who you are
not what others want you to be


since when do you let others tell you what to do or how to be?
::confused::

Did you ever have to finally decide...(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/lalala.gif)



Hey, how often do you get to push a boulder off a mountain?  :lol:


A really big one, that is poised exactly on top, and only stays there because it can't decide which way to fall?
Wyle E Coyote?  Is that you? :shock:

ps that would explain a lot

Wily Coyote, Genius, at your service.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on May 13, 2005, 01:24:10 AM
Now we just need to figure out who the Roadrunner is going to be :shock:
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2005, 01:25:09 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyNow we just need to figure out who the Roadrunner is going to be :shock:

Well, I can do that, too.

Being dualistic has its advantages.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on May 13, 2005, 03:08:37 AM
I think both rants had something good to say. I'd say do whatever you want, but I'm scared to...
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2005, 03:11:26 AM
Quote from: Altoid AddictI think both rants had something good to say. I'd say do whatever you want, but I'm scared to...

I want to do both, so I'm offering the board your choice.

You have the wheel, but don't look in the trunk.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on May 13, 2005, 03:25:51 AM
Heh. Thanks. I'll try to keep my curiosity in check
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2005, 03:36:12 AM
Quote from: Altoid AddictHeh. Thanks. I'll try to keep my curiosity in check

Good move.  It's probably starting to stink back there, anyway.

TGRR,
Knows he has some pretty loathsome shit in his head, and has recently learned not to look.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 13, 2005, 03:44:34 AM
i cnt votre cuaes i not here for old rogoer
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2005, 03:47:16 AM
Quote from: mian tiao noodlei cnt votre cuaes i not here for old rogoer

You can get a look at the old Roger in the back pages of this forum.

Any of the sermons up to #25, and the Millions of Screaming Yahoos series.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: fluffy on May 13, 2005, 04:15:22 AM

i wanna vote
that roger move to nyc
and take up a new career
as a broadway dancer
step two three kick!

phhhffffffftttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2005, 04:17:41 AM
Quote from: fluffy
i wanna vote
that roger move to nyc
and take up a new career
as a broadway dancer
step two three kick!

phhhffffffftttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ask, and ye shall receive!
\
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/smoothfag.gif)

TGRR,
Will do even THIS, for the Bunny.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Bella on May 13, 2005, 04:25:48 AM
Quote from: fluffy
i wanna vote
that roger move to nyc
and take up a new career
as a broadway dancer
step two three kick!

phhhffffffftttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I changed my mind.
I'm gonna second fluffy's vote.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Horab Fibslager on May 13, 2005, 05:34:21 AM
onc eupon a time, whenthe grass was greener and bush had only been elected once, there was  akinder, gentler roger, who was freids with the deer adn anteloupe fawnign abotu th ewilderness while sprites and hoosiers played upon flutes and drank wine merrily.


lol or somethign to that effect.

i didn't vote becuase onyl roger can decide for himself, and also i knwo he will.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 13, 2005, 02:19:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

BAH!  You hippies and Wiccans are all the same!  Horrible, horrible.


Hey now. There's no use including us perfectly fine Wiccans in the same breath as those tree hugging anti-USA false idol worshipping heathen devil pagan anarchist pot smokers, now is there?

I am sorry I left the goat's head in the closet, but my Santero friends have assured me that it is unwise to carry it around with me.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on May 13, 2005, 02:21:43 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

BAH!  You hippies and Wiccans are all the same!  Horrible, horrible.


Hey now. There's no use including us perfectly fine Wiccans in the same breath as those tree hugging anti-USA false idol worshipping heathen devil pagan anarchist pot smokers, now is there?

I am sorry I left the goat's head in the closet, but my Santero friends have assured me that it is unwise to carry it around with me.

Santeria, or Santero?
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 13, 2005, 02:28:12 PM
Santero friends. But it's what you thought. Santero is the word for an initiate or follower of Santeria. I have a bunch of friends into that stuff. Some of them have had their asientos already. The parties are a blast, though the ceremonies can stretch on and on.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on May 13, 2005, 02:31:53 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCSantero friends. But it's what you thought. Santero is the word for an initiate or follower of Santeria. I have a bunch of friends into that stuff. Some of them have had their asientos already. The parties are a blast, though the ceremonies can stretch on and on.

They sound like Catholics. :lol:

Never had much time for that crowd.  Voodoo is funnier, anyway.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on May 13, 2005, 02:50:28 PM
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCSantero friends. But it's what you thought. Santero is the word for an initiate or follower of Santeria. I have a bunch of friends into that stuff. Some of them have had their asientos already. The parties are a blast, though the ceremonies can stretch on and on.

They sound like Catholics. :lol:

Never had much time for that crowd.  Voodoo is funnier, anyway.
You have no idea :twisted:
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 13, 2005, 03:17:55 PM
Obeah > Voodoo

8)
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on May 13, 2005, 03:20:52 PM
Quote from: T'ai KungObeah > Voodoo

8)

:x
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2005, 04:10:32 AM
Vote closed at 9-3.  You get the old Roger.

Rebooting...
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 15, 2005, 01:28:55 PM
I demand a recount! we have to be sure that the ballots actually expressed the will of the voters! [/democratindenial]

8)
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2005, 05:31:23 PM
Quote from: T'ai KungI demand a recount! we have to be sure that the ballots actually expressed the will of the voters! [/democratindenial]

8)

I AM the will of the people. [/new America]
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: agent compassion on May 15, 2005, 05:35:17 PM
:)

Democrat, eh?

I'm a "Democrat of Convenience." Primary ballot = Very yes.

But the party is - at least in this neighborhood - a bunch of douchebags.
::looks around:: Oh, I forgot, this is Thud, no wonder - they're ALL douchebags around here.

::lights a molotov cocktail::


8)
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2005, 05:40:59 PM
Quote from: agent compassion:)

Democrat, eh?

I'm a "Democrat of Convenience." Primary ballot = Very yes.

But the party is - at least in this neighborhood - a bunch of douchebags.
::looks around:: Oh, I forgot, this is Thud, no wonder - they're ALL douchebags around here.

::lights a molotov cocktail::


8)

I'm a democrat because the GOP is in power.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Cain on May 15, 2005, 05:43:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI'm a democrat because the GOP is in power.

That is the correct position.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2005, 05:44:04 PM
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI'm a democrat because the GOP is in power.

That is the correct position.

Troof.  If the Dems ever get back in (which ain't gonna happen), I'm voting MRLP.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 15, 2005, 09:45:40 PM
does America have a MRLP faction? and if not, shouldn't we start one?

8)
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Cain on May 15, 2005, 09:52:35 PM
We should start factions of all sorts.  Becaus nothing is more fun then when factions argue.  Far left politics being the case in point.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: agent compassion on May 15, 2005, 10:46:47 PM
As far as I know, MRLP is a uniquely UK phenomenon. However, we could start any kind of party we wanted here, there are actually TONS of tiny parties out there but most of them are so small they don't get any play.

Anyway, yeah. We could have the MRLP here, I just don't know how we'd go about doing so.

8)
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Cain on May 15, 2005, 10:48:55 PM
I should point out it is technically the OMRLP.  They are very offcial...accept no imiatations!
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: agent compassion on May 15, 2005, 10:50:40 PM
Perhaps then we should strive for something with a more American flavor, so as not to step on their toes.

I think the 'Lying Fuckbag Party' would be a great name for it. Imagine seeing THAT on a ballot.

8)
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on May 16, 2005, 11:35:10 AM
Quote from: ScribeWe should start factions of all sorts.  Becaus nothing is more fun then when factions argue.  Far left politics being the case in point.

Far right, too.  Or haven't you been paying attention?

Bush just got his ass owned by congress on the SS issue...by his own people.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: sakredchao on May 29, 2005, 04:47:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Do I have to take that kind of shit from a patchouli-stinking hippie?

did smelling him help you stop screaming?

but, as to your silly poll: do what thou wilt, rog..  haven't you been paying attention?
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 29, 2005, 06:48:05 AM
Quote from: sakredchao
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Do I have to take that kind of shit from a patchouli-stinking hippie?

did smelling him help you stop screaming?

but, as to your silly poll: do what thou wilt, rog..  haven't you been paying attention?

Uh, yeah.  I "wilt" to put a fucking survey up, and let other members decide.

Now, if you "wilt", kindly piss off, and stop trying to tell me what to think.

Asshole.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: sakredchao on May 29, 2005, 02:38:55 PM
just like a true american.

i never made the pretense of not being an asshole.

honestly, i feel let down.  i was expecting some sort of insult, or ...  i don't know.  but, maybe it was an off day for you.

don't get me wrong, roger, i like you.  i mean, you make me laugh.  i was just hoping that this morning i'd be laughing at myself, due to your cutting insight into my life or psyche, or lack thereof.

or, maybe i was playing the game i had (perhaps mistakenly) thought to be your favorite.

kim
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 29, 2005, 06:04:04 PM
Quote from: sakredchaojust like a true american.

i never made the pretense of not being an asshole.

honestly, i feel let down.  i was expecting some sort of insult, or ...  i don't know.  but, maybe it was an off day for you.

don't get me wrong, roger, i like you.  i mean, you make me laugh.  i was just hoping that this morning i'd be laughing at myself, due to your cutting insight into my life or psyche, or lack thereof.

or, maybe i was playing the game i had (perhaps mistakenly) thought to be your favorite.

kim

It didn't rate a creative insult.

TGRR,
Just doesn't allow people to tell him what to do, unless he WANTS to.
Title: Re: Choose your Roger
Post by: Guest on May 31, 2005, 04:53:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerRoger, Circa 2003-2004:

http://principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5216


Roger, Circa 2004-2005:

http://principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5215

The poll above will not necessarily be the sole determining factor.  Persuasive arguments will be taken into consideration.  Bear in mind, however, that the Roger that wins is the Roger you are stuck with, from this point forward.

Choose now...the Roger that sank the Lexington, or the Roger that you have dealt with for the last year.

Before you vote, read the above two new essays, for they represent the choice you will make.  Roger the discordian, or Roger the Chaotic (notice the subtle difference).

This poll will run for 48 hours.
I would have voted in this poll, but you didn't say how my Roger would arrive once I chose which one I wanted.
I can't afford C.O.D. again. The last Roger I ordered cost a lot more in shipping than I had expected.
Title: Re: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 31, 2005, 05:04:24 AM
Quote from: Guest
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerRoger, Circa 2003-2004:

http://principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5216


Roger, Circa 2004-2005:

http://principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5215

The poll above will not necessarily be the sole determining factor.  Persuasive arguments will be taken into consideration.  Bear in mind, however, that the Roger that wins is the Roger you are stuck with, from this point forward.

Choose now...the Roger that sank the Lexington, or the Roger that you have dealt with for the last year.

Before you vote, read the above two new essays, for they represent the choice you will make.  Roger the discordian, or Roger the Chaotic (notice the subtle difference).

This poll will run for 48 hours.
I would have voted in this poll, but you didn't say how my Roger would arrive once I chose which one I wanted.
I can't afford C.O.D. again. The last Roger I ordered cost a lot more in shipping than I had expected.

You shouldn't have specified "next day air".
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: LMNO on May 31, 2005, 05:18:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Uh, yeah.  I "wilt" to put a fucking survey up, and let other members decide.


Even though posted out of spite & malice, this is a fairly good observation, IMO.  

"Do what thou wilt" is not the same as "don't ask other people's opinions."

Hell, since "We are all Free" (per Eris), then Rog is free to post the poll.

Then again, Kim is free to taunt Rog.

And rog is free to taunt back.

Free to do so, but it does get tiresome.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 31, 2005, 07:07:54 PM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Uh, yeah.  I "wilt" to put a fucking survey up, and let other members decide.


Even though posted out of spite & malice, this is a fairly good observation, IMO.  

"Do what thou wilt" is not the same as "don't ask other people's opinions."

Hell, since "We are all Free" (per Eris), then Rog is free to post the poll.

Then again, Kim is free to taunt Rog.

And rog is free to taunt back.

Free to do so, but it does get tiresome.

That wasn't spite and malice.  At least not by my standards.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: LMNO on May 31, 2005, 07:09:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

That wasn't spite and malice.  At least not by my standards.


This is why I rarely test Roger.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 31, 2005, 07:12:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

That wasn't spite and malice.  At least not by my standards.


This is why I rarely test Roger.

The Good Reverend doesn't like to be tested, except in engineering-style "testing to destruction".

So far, I seem to be immune to collisions, gravity, flying with maniacs, and Mormons.

Well, not immune, cause they all hurt really badly, but at least I can't seem to be killed by them.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: nurbldoff on May 31, 2005, 11:22:03 PM
Though I wouldn't "test" gravity if I were you... in fact, I wouldn't even do it being me.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 31, 2005, 11:31:41 PM
Quote from: nurbldoffThough I wouldn't "test" gravity if I were you... in fact, I wouldn't even do it being me.

I have tested gravity.

Results:  3 weeks in traction.

Gravity has been tested, and found to be valid.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Donkeyotay on May 31, 2005, 11:41:24 PM
what happened with the Mormon test? That one sounds interesting!
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 31, 2005, 11:43:20 PM
Quote from: Donkeyotaywhat happened with the Mormon test? That one sounds interesting!

I thought I toldja about that at the Dragon's den.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Donkeyotay on May 31, 2005, 11:51:34 PM
I don't remeber that one..I remeber the one about you fucking up one companys defense contract and changing their whole corporate dress code but i forget the Mormon one...I'll blame my forgetfulness on all the herb. :P
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 31, 2005, 11:53:08 PM
Quote from: DonkeyotayI don't remeber that one..I remeber the one about you fucking up one companys defense contract and changing their whole corporate dress code but i forget the Mormon one...I'll blame my forgetfulness on all the herb. :P

Basically, I taunted them with caffiene and nicotene.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Burning Trees on June 22, 2005, 09:18:42 AM
Who gives a shit which one is chosen. They're all aini anyway.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 22, 2005, 09:20:35 AM
Quote from: Burning TreesWho gives a shit which one is chosen. They're all aini anyway.

What the fuck are you talking about?
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Slarti on June 23, 2005, 03:01:55 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Burning TreesWho gives a shit which one is chosen. They're all aini anyway.

What the fuck are you talking about?

what the fuck are you doing?
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 23, 2005, 03:05:03 AM
Quote from: Slartibartfast
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Burning TreesWho gives a shit which one is chosen. They're all aini anyway.

What the fuck are you talking about?

what the fuck are you doing?

What fuck is wrong with you today?

<thread is jacked>
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on June 23, 2005, 03:07:25 AM
Probably the same thing that is wrong with him every day, but I am not exactly sure what that may be :?  :twisted:
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 23, 2005, 03:08:53 AM
Heh. Probably on the tear, or hungover.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on June 23, 2005, 03:10:04 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCHeh. Probably on the tear, or hungover.
I meant slartifartblast, not the other guy :?
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 23, 2005, 03:11:14 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCHeh. Probably on the tear, or hungover.
I meant slartifartburger, not the other guy :?

That's who I meant.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on June 23, 2005, 03:13:50 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCHeh. Probably on the tear, or hungover.
I meant slartifartburger, not the other guy :?

That's who I meant.
He drinks while playing video games?  That explains it then.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 23, 2005, 03:15:01 AM
Yeah...but who doesn't drink while playing video games?
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Slarti on June 23, 2005, 03:16:18 AM
what's your problem with me eldora?
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on June 23, 2005, 03:16:27 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCYeah...but who doesn't drink while playing video games?

I don't, but I don't play a lot of video games.  My favorite is Oddworld, I love playing a character that farts fast.
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on June 23, 2005, 03:19:37 AM
Quote from: Slartibartfastwhat's your problem with me eldora?
No problem, d00d.  But your name has never stuck in my head right.  It usually is Slartifartblast.  I didn't mean it as an insult, look at my Oddworld post :lol:
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 23, 2005, 03:22:31 AM
I think tonight I'll go to a show and get lit.

http://www.secretagentbill.com/
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 23, 2005, 06:32:22 AM
Quote from: Slartibartfastwhat's your problem with me eldora?


OHHHH!  OHHHHHHHHHHHH!  Pick ME, Mister Kotta!
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on June 23, 2005, 06:40:26 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Slartibartfastwhat's your problem with me eldora?


OHHHH!  OHHHHHHHHHHHH!  Pick ME, Mister Kotta!

Quote from: Mister Kotta
What would you like to add, Roger?
:?:
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 23, 2005, 06:49:04 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Slartibartfastwhat's your problem with me eldora?


OHHHH!  OHHHHHHHHHHHH!  Pick ME, Mister Kotta!

Quote from: Mister Kotta
What would you like to add, Roger?
:?:

That he's a hypocritical prick?
Title: Choose your Roger
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 23, 2005, 09:50:21 AM
I'd say so. But that's just me.

Just saying.

But I could be lying.