Blarg!
Wow Rog. Wow.
For some reason the only thing I can think of now is the song from the Lion King - "It sure feels good to be king."
Quote from: Zurtok KhanWow Rog. Wow.
For some reason the only thing I can think of now is the song from the Lion King - "It sure feels good to be king."
Yeah, but who is going to torment the mods, now that he's gone?
Ooops! You mean he was tormenting us and I didn't even notice? :evil:
Seriously, it sounds like too much excitment for even my bloodthirsty tastes.
Sorry to hear that Pedro's in jail for a while, though.
thats definately no bueno
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOoops! You mean he was tormenting us and I didn't even notice? :evil:
Seriously, it sounds like too much excitment for even my bloodthirsty tastes.
Sorry to hear that Pedro's in jail for a while, though.
Yeah, kinda came out of nowhere. I thought he was just gonna hit the guy.
Toldja he was a hothead.
damn
and i found this for him
http://www.redherring.com/Article.aspx?a=12120&hed=Hacking+the+Grid%2c+Part+3#
Holy Fuck!
I'm going on the record & stating that I give a 40% probability of this being true, because:
1. Roger has said things like this before.
2. I don't believe what I read on the InterWeb.
Said percentage subject to change w/o notice.
yeah, this smells suspiciously like a piece of FC fiction or something.
8)
Hmmm. Ya never know...
::dials::
"Hello, Shenanigans?"
8)
Now that is a badass motherfucking spic, if I do say so myself.
If it's true, I'll say something like he had good stuff to say, despite everything. If not, I'll say other things.
He should be able to get it dropped down to aggravated assault. DA's like to start with the worst case senario, and pile on all the charges possible. If you guys were in Michigan, I might be able to help, but, good luck. That is, assuming this is a true story. It is plausible, I have seen stuff like this. Except, that the person did not have the patience to drop the cue and go for his knife, just hit him in the head with the stick. Still, a guy I knew lost part of his ear that way, but it was a bar fight, between people of the same race, so no charges were filed.
he cut his goddamn ear off?
He cut his ear off for your sins
Quote from: LMNOI'm going on the record & stating that I give a 40% probability of this being true, because:
1. Roger has said things like this before.
2. I don't believe what I read on the InterWeb.
Said percentage subject to change w/o notice.
1. That's because I always seem to hang around with the wrong people.
2. A sound policy. However, whether you choose to believe it or not, Pedro is in the clink.
Quote from: bob-ohe cut his goddamn ear off?
Well, young Bob, the lesson here is to never be rude when you don't have to be, in real life.
you should do that even if you don't want to get your eat cut off
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarellyou should do that even if you don't want to get your eat cut off
Well, yeah. The other lesson is "don't be a stupid opie."
"Not Being a Stupid Opie" should be one of the principles of a Foundation for a Better Life.
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell"Not Being a Stupid Opie" should be one of the principles of a Foundation for a Better Life.
At least a symetrical life, anways.
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Pedro
OH NOOOOOOOooooo..... It's the attacks of the little red X's :shock:
edit: now there's a pic, but there wasn't, like 2 seconds ago :roll:
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Pedro
I'd hit it
NO.
THAT IS THE MOST HORRIBLE MOVIE EVER.
I think I'm going to have to go curl up in a ball and die now.
Pedro would like that...
jihaad claims its first victim!
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Quote from: Zurtok KhanNO.
THAT IS THE MOST HORRIBLE MOVIE EVER.
I think I'm going to have to go curl up in a ball and die now.
Pedro would like that...
You didn't like
Napoleon Dynamite?
Oh, you're on the list for
sure, now...
::takes out list, adds Zurtok's name::
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Zurtok KhanWow Rog. Wow.
For some reason the only thing I can think of now is the song from the Lion King - "It sure feels good to be king."
Yeah, but who is going to torment the mods, now that he's gone?
Was that tormenting? I didn't even know the little fucker was Mexican. I always assumed he was Greek or Turkish.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Zurtok KhanWow Rog. Wow.
For some reason the only thing I can think of now is the song from the Lion King - "It sure feels good to be king."
Yeah, but who is going to torment the mods, now that he's gone?
Was that tormenting? I didn't even know the little fucker was Mexican. I always assumed he was Greek or Turkish.
He's Mexican, alright.
Now he's an incarcerated Mexican.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Zurtok KhanWow Rog. Wow.
For some reason the only thing I can think of now is the song from the Lion King - "It sure feels good to be king."
Yeah, but who is going to torment the mods, now that he's gone?
Was that tormenting? I didn't even know the little fucker was Mexican. I always assumed he was Greek or Turkish.
He's Mexican, alright.
Now he's an incarcerated Mexican.
How's it looking for him :?
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Zurtok KhanWow Rog. Wow.
For some reason the only thing I can think of now is the song from the Lion King - "It sure feels good to be king."
Yeah, but who is going to torment the mods, now that he's gone?
Was that tormenting? I didn't even know the little fucker was Mexican. I always assumed he was Greek or Turkish.
He's Mexican, alright.
Now he's an incarcerated Mexican.
How's it looking for him :?
I don't really know. He was arraigned, and pled not guilty (looking for a plea, I guess), but later caused some trouble (I don't know what, exactly) at the jail, and has no visitation priveleges (except for Lawyers & Clergy...hmmmm) and he hasn't called.
That sucks, man. Sometimes it is best to just behave. Once you are in jail, everything you do there is going to reflect on you. You behave, they(tm) think you know how to behave. You don't behave, they(tm) think you can't and really should be locked up. :evil:
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyThat sucks, man. Sometimes it is best to just behave. Once you are in jail, everything you do there is going to reflect on you. You behave, they(tm) think you know how to behave. You don't behave, they(tm) think you can't and really should be locked up. :evil:
Actually, it would be better for society if he WAS locked up.
However, I am Pedro's friend, and I am NOT society's friend, so I want him out.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyThat sucks, man. Sometimes it is best to just behave. Once you are in jail, everything you do there is going to reflect on you. You behave, they(tm) think you know how to behave. You don't behave, they(tm) think you can't and really should be locked up. :evil:
Actually, it would be better for society if he WAS locked up.
However, I am Pedro's friend, and I am NOT society's friend, so I want him out.
You scared me there for a minute :shock: I thought THEY (tm) got to you :twisted:
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyThat sucks, man. Sometimes it is best to just behave. Once you are in jail, everything you do there is going to reflect on you. You behave, they(tm) think you know how to behave. You don't behave, they(tm) think you can't and really should be locked up. :evil:
Actually, it would be better for society if he WAS locked up.
However, I am Pedro's friend, and I am NOT society's friend, so I want him out.
You scared me there for a minute :shock: I thought THEY (tm) got to you :twisted:
How do you know THEY(tm) didn't?
Judging from the recent face of "discordianism", I'm seriously thinking about buying into THEIR(tm) philosophy.
uh oh...
you're not gonna tell us what real discordianism is, are you?
8)
Quote from: T'ai Kunguh oh...
you're not gonna tell us what real discordianism is, are you?
8)
Nope. For all I know, the stuff I am complaining about IS real Discordianism(tm).
In fact, if I had to bet, I'd bet that it was.
there is no discordianism anywhere.
8)
Quote from: T'ai Kungthere is no discordianism anywhere.
8)
Sez WHO?
no, seriously.
that's my take on it, anyway.
I don't think any of us (or anyone else, for that matter) is a "real" discordian.
we're not capable of it. it goes against human nature to be like that all the time. at best, we're blessed with the ability to occasionally see the world from that perspective, but the only people who see it like that all the time are generally locked up for being criminally insane.
whatever the discordian version of "sunday christians" is, that's what we are.
personally, I'm OK with that.
8)
Quote from: T'ai Kungno, seriously.
that's my take on it, anyway.
I don't think any of us (or anyone else, for that matter) is a "real" discordian.
we're not capable of it. it goes against human nature to be like that all the time. at best, we're blessed with the ability to occasionally see the world from that perspective, but the only people who see it like that all the time are generally locked up for being criminally insane.
whatever the discordian version of "sunday christians" is, that's what we are.
personally, I'm OK with that.
8)
Troof. I am beginning to believe that it is a failed philosophy.
I think I'll go back to just being subgenius rather than subgenius discordian. Discordianism just mudies up a perfectly sound belief system*.
* That is, it interferes with my assholism.
Assoul.
Quote from: OMAssoul.
You rang?
Yes, I was just wondering if I could interest you in this spiffy new, extra-absorbant toilet paper! (http://www.rael.free.fr/75/flagofplanetearth/flag_us.htm)
Quote from: OMYes, I was just wondering if I could interest you in this spiffy new, extra-absorbant toilet paper! (http://www.rael.free.fr/75/flagofplanetearth/flag_us.htm)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
If you were going to make a flag for the Earth, it should have at least two starving babies, and a 13 year old boy enlisted as a soldier.
Quote from: T'ai Kungno, seriously.
that's my take on it, anyway.
I don't think any of us (or anyone else, for that matter) is a "real" discordian.
we're not capable of it. it goes against human nature to be like that all the time. at best, we're blessed with the ability to occasionally see the world from that perspective, but the only people who see it like that all the time are generally locked up for being criminally insane.
whatever the discordian version of "sunday christians" is, that's what we are.
personally, I'm OK with that.
8)
Well, I suppose it comes down to what the end purpose of Discordianism is, I suppose.
For me, it boils down to self-imposed reality grids, the Eristic and Aneristic Illusions, the elevation of the Creative over the Destructive, Laughter, and that we are all Free.
And just like even Johnny Cash couldn't follow Christ's teaching all the time, none of us can always be awake, watching out for hidden Illusions and jumped conclusions.
But we tend to be more aware of them. And we often know better than to take our convictions too seriously.
Quote from: LMNO
the elevation of the Creative over the Destructive,
Why? I like 'em BOTH.
whaddaya mean, "both"?
they're the same damn thing.
8)
Quote from: T'ai Kungwhaddaya mean, "both"?
they're the same damn thing.
8)
Let's not start that argument, again.
Is light a wave or a collection of particles? Depends how you look at it, right?
I'll concede the point.
probably would have been more accurate to say that they're two different aspects of the same thing.
8)
Quote from: T'ai KungI'll concede the point.
probably would have been more accurate to say that they're two different aspects of the same thing.
8)
I'd go with that.
Quote from: ScribeQuote from: T'ai KungI'll concede the point.
probably would have been more accurate to say that they're two different aspects of the same thing.
8)
I'd go with that.
Duh. Look at your avatar, filthy heathen.
But of course. 8)
Please note the phrase fragment "for me".
That is to say, that's what I call it.
I'm fairly certain you call it something else.
Not that I'm bickering or arguing. Just trying to clarify.
I call it "Sally"
8)
Makes sense...
PS (thread rescue) - even with GitMo's current absence, I still am not convinced he's in jail.
Quote from: LMNOMakes sense...
PS (thread rescue) - even with GitMo's current absence, I still am not convinced he's in jail.
Hope springs eternal. :?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Hope springs eternal. :?
Isn't it...
(http://img123.echo.cx/img123/507/hopefloats0au.jpg) (http://www.imageshack.us)
Quote from: LMNOQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Hope springs eternal. :?
Isn't it...
(http://img123.echo.cx/img123/507/hopefloats0au.jpg) (http://www.imageshack.us)
Something tells me it ain't the hope that floats in that movie. :lol:
...For me it was the hope that:
1. It would be over soon.
3. My GF would enjoy the happy ending enough to give me a Happy Ending.
Quote from: LMNO...For me it was the hope that:
1. It would be over soon.
3. My GF would enjoy the happy ending enough to give me a Happy Ending.
1. In the toilet bowl that is modern film, that movie looks like a floatie.
2. Of course. Chick flicks are the horny man's best weapon. Besides Barry White.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger2. Of course. Chick flicks are the horny man's best weapon. Besides Barry White.
::high fives the Reverend::
Well, that and horror movies. My GF and I watched the remake of Dawn of the Dead last night.
Should I be worried that zombie flicks turn my GF on?
[edit: that sounds more like a question for Bella]
I read somewhere that you shouldn't take your gf to "chick" flicks
because the romance is too over the top and you suffer in comparison
and it leads to less sex. The best films for sex are thrillers or horror
movies. Anything that gets the heart pumping.
That was probably in Men's Health, a subscription to which my friend
(the one who introduced me to my gf) gave me for Christmas. It's all
about tooling yourself up to get more sex. One way or another.
Quote from: gnimbleyI read somewhere that you shouldn't take your gf to "chick" flicks
because the romance is too over the top and you suffer in comparison
and it leads to less sex. The best films for sex are thrillers or horror
movies. Anything that gets the heart pumping.
That was probably in Men's Health, a subscription to which my friend
(the one who introduced me to my gf) gave me for Christmas. It's all
about tooling yourself up to get more sex. One way or another.
Sounds like a typical men's rag. Sorry, Mister the Gnome...chick flicks make many women want romance. Give them that, and you're set.
TGRR,
Is one romantic d00d.
Quote from: gnimbleyI read somewhere that you shouldn't take your gf to "chick" flicks
because the romance is too over the top and you suffer in comparison
and it leads to less sex. The best films for sex are thrillers or horror
movies. Anything that gets the heart pumping.
That was probably in Men's Health, a subscription to which my friend
(the one who introduced me to my gf) gave me for Christmas. It's all
about tooling yourself up to get more sex. One way or another.
Girlfriend eh?
hubba hubba
Quote from: gnimbleyI read somewhere that you shouldn't take your gf to "chick" flicks
because the romance is too over the top and you suffer in comparison
and it leads to less sex. The best films for sex are thrillers or horror
movies. Anything that gets the heart pumping.
That was probably in Men's Health, a subscription to which my friend
(the one who introduced me to my gf) gave me for Christmas. It's all
about tooling yourself up to get more sex. One way or another.
Actually I learned the same thing in Psych 101. It has to do with the stress hormones that get released. Fear and sex produce the same chemicals in the body. It is the brain that decides what they mean.
Not sure about chick flicks, they mostly make me wanna hurl :evil: Or cry, which pisses me off, so more :evil:
Jiminy Cricket! I was wondering where he had gone . . .
Quote from: Christ RawJiminy Cricket! I was wondering where he had gone . . .
Well, now you know. He never was right, in the head.
Good man in a tight corner, though.
If what you're saying is true, there's a chance nothing will ever be tight on GitMo again...
Quote from: LMNOIf what you're saying is true, there's a chance nothing will ever be tight on GitMo again...
Oh, I don't think he has to worry about that aspect of jail. Besides being a maniac, he has some friends, inside.
My main concern for him is that he doesn't know when to quit, when it comes to disrespecting authority. THose corrections officers have NO sense of humor.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: LMNOIf what you're saying is true, there's a chance nothing will ever be tight on GitMo again...
Oh, I don't think he has to worry about that aspect of jail. Besides being a maniac, he has some friends, inside.
My main concern for him is that he doesn't know when to quit, when it comes to disrespecting authority. THose corrections officers have NO sense of humor.
Someone like that can end up spending the rest of their life in jail, as each petty offense tacks more time onto their sentence. :cry:
You know...I was thinking about this post... (I wasn't thinking very hard)
It would've been funnier if, when Mr. Inbred Redneck asked Pedro if he was going to shit his pants... Pedro actually shit his pants, reached into his pants, and slapped Mr. Inbred Redneck with said shit.
I didn't know Pedro and I haven't read any of his posts but I think he would agree.
Plus I think shit-slapping carries a lighter sentence than de-earring someone.
Yeah, but it's pretty easy to get stabbed in the gut or punched in the face while smearing shit on someone . . . sort of leaves you open for all sorts of nastiness.
Quote from: Christ RawYeah, but it's pretty easy to get stabbed in the gut or punched in the face while smearing shit on someone . . . sort of leaves you open for all sorts of nastiness.
Also, Pedro is kinda hardwired. Push button A, get result B.
= (
That's too bad, at least he's insane and connected though.
I try to involve shit when solving most of my confrontations, even the most gnar-looking guy could be a shit-o-phobic. Most people are for some reason.
Quote from: IhaveNoBallsI'mSoAnon= (
That's too bad, at least he's insane and connected though.
I try to involve shit when solving most of my confrontations, even the most gnar-looking guy could be a shit-o-phobic. Most people are for some reason.
Poo on a stick? :lol:
We need Agent Compassion here, quick!
($2 to Agent Compassion)