Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 27, 2005, 01:25:24 AM

Title: EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 27, 2005, 01:25:24 AM
Blarg!
Title: Re: EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
Post by: Hoshiko on May 29, 2005, 04:13:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Homeland security will protect you from traitors, liberals, and athiests:

(http://shamash.org/holocaust/photos/images/Belsen01.jpg)


EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL FNORD.

Paid for by The Agency.


You lost me on that one.
Title: Re: EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 29, 2005, 06:46:25 AM
Quote from: Hoshiko
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Homeland security will protect you from traitors, liberals, and athiests:

(http://shamash.org/holocaust/photos/images/Belsen01.jpg)


EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL FNORD.

Paid for by The Agency.


You lost me on that one.

Wait a couple of years.  All will be made clear.
Title: Re: EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
Post by: saint aini on May 29, 2005, 05:22:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Hoshiko
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Homeland security will protect you from traitors, liberals, and athiests:

(http://shamash.org/holocaust/photos/images/Belsen01.jpg)


EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL FNORD.

Paid for by The Agency.


You lost me on that one.

Wait a couple of years.  All will be made clear.

Let's just say that thirty million hunks of well done steak may be on the menu if the current trend keeps up.
Title: Re: EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 29, 2005, 06:02:27 PM
Quote from: calamity aini
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Hoshiko
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Homeland security will protect you from traitors, liberals, and athiests:

(http://shamash.org/holocaust/photos/images/Belsen01.jpg)


EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL FNORD.

Paid for by The Agency.


You lost me on that one.

Wait a couple of years.  All will be made clear.

Let's just say that thirty million hunks of well done steak may be on the menu if the current trend keeps up.

49,000,000...plus their families, just to make the point.
Title: Re: EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
Post by: CannedLizard on May 29, 2005, 07:51:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger(http://www.library.northwestern.edu/govpub/collections/wwii-posters/img/ww1647-47.jpg)

No. We aren't and we don't. Fight for your own damn freedom, boy!

And to each their own damnation.
Title: EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
Post by: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell on May 29, 2005, 08:06:19 PM
That was back when the U.S. actually had allies

Like Stalin
Title: EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on May 30, 2005, 03:28:06 AM
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellThat was back when the U.S. actually had allies

Like Stalin

Hmm... now we've got "New Europe" that he invaded
Title: Re: EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2005, 06:05:45 AM
Quote from: CannedLizard
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger(http://www.library.northwestern.edu/govpub/collections/wwii-posters/img/ww1647-47.jpg)

No. We aren't and we don't. Fight for your own damn freedom, boy!

And to each their own damnation.

Afghanistan what? :lol:
Title: Re: EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
Post by: Hoshiko on May 30, 2005, 07:04:15 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerWait a couple of years.  All will be made clear.

Why wait when you have so many good examples to choose from already from the country in question?

(http://www.iraqvictims.com/photos/iraq0012.jpg)

(http://www.einswine.com/atrocities/iraq/0020.jpg)

(http://www.einswine.com/atrocities/iraq/1_145668_1_6.jpg)



(http://www.infowars.com/headline_photos/April/iraq_casualties.jpg)

(http://www.dubyasworld.com/iraq-civilian-casualties.jpg)

(http://dahrjamailiraq.com/gallery/albums/album28/Image7.jpg)

(http://www.thememoryhole.org/war/gulfwar2/us-military04.jpg)

(http://www.thefourreasons.org/246c89b0.jpg)

(http://www.thefourreasons.org/232c8850.jpg)

(http://www.thefourreasons.org/22eb4fa0.jpg)

(http://www.thefourreasons.org/240c88f0.jpg)

(http://www.thefourreasons.org/21dc88f0.jpg)



I'd post more, but this isn't the gross-out thread. Just wanted to make the point that these victims are just as valid as the 3 million.
Title: Re: EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2005, 07:26:52 AM
Quote from: Hoshiko
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerWait a couple of years.  All will be made clear.

Why wait when you have so many good examples to choose from already from the country in question?

(http://www.iraqvictims.com/photos/iraq0012.jpg)

(http://www.einswine.com/atrocities/iraq/0020.jpg)

(http://www.einswine.com/atrocities/iraq/1_145668_1_6.jpg)



(http://www.infowars.com/headline_photos/April/iraq_casualties.jpg)

(http://www.dubyasworld.com/iraq-civilian-casualties.jpg)

(http://dahrjamailiraq.com/gallery/albums/album28/Image7.jpg)

(http://www.thememoryhole.org/war/gulfwar2/us-military04.jpg)

(http://www.thefourreasons.org/246c89b0.jpg)

(http://www.thefourreasons.org/232c8850.jpg)

(http://www.thefourreasons.org/22eb4fa0.jpg)

(http://www.thefourreasons.org/240c88f0.jpg)

(http://www.thefourreasons.org/21dc88f0.jpg)



I'd post more, but this isn't the gross-out thread. Just wanted to make the point that these victims are just as valid as the 3 million.

6 million.

Besides, those were foreigners, whom Cletus and Edna are more than willing to see blown to pieces on CNN for their enjoyment.

Bush & Co will wait a couple more years before trying to round up home-grown dissidents.

Maybe if there's another "attack"...
Title: EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
Post by: Slarti on May 30, 2005, 07:38:26 AM
civilians die in every war, this one just has a lot more news coverage on the deaths. that's what war is about, death, is it not?
Title: EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
Post by: Hoshiko on May 30, 2005, 07:42:47 AM
This one has less coverage of death, from what I've seen. At least on the major channels, anyway. Lots of tactical stuff, less images of the casualties. War lite.

And Rog, we're no Cletus or Edna.

I still don't see why you make the distinction. Dead Civilians of a pointless war are just as needlessly dead as Holocaust victims.
Title: EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
Post by: Slarti on May 30, 2005, 07:45:21 AM
well i thought the point was to secure oil or something, i just didn't see why you were using lots of dead civilians as an argument since that seems to happen in every war.
Title: EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
Post by: agent compassion on May 30, 2005, 07:51:01 AM
War is a sin.
Title: EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
Post by: Bella on May 30, 2005, 08:22:06 AM
Quote from: agent compassionWar is a sin.

"So now as I'm leavin'
I'm weary as Hell
The confusion I'm feelin'
Ain't no tongue can tell
The words fill my head
And fall to the floor
If God's on our side
He'll stop the next war."


-Bob Dylan-
Title: EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
Post by: agent compassion on May 30, 2005, 08:32:29 AM
Jump down the shelters to get away
The boys are cockin' up their guns
Tell us general, is it party time?
If it is can we all come

Don't think that we don't know
Don't think that we're not trying
Don't think we move too slow
It's no use after crying
Saying

It's a mistake, it's a mistake
It's a mistake, it's a mistake

After the laughter as died away
And all the boys have had their fun
No surface noise now, not much to say
They've got the bad guys on the run

Don't try to say you're sorry
Don't say he drew his gun
They've gone and grabbed old Ronnie
He's not the only one saying

It's a mistake, it's a mistake
It's a mistake, it's a mistake

Tell us commander, what do you think?
'Cos we know that you love all that power
Is it on then, are we on the brink?
We wish you'd all throw in the towel

We'll not fade out too soon
Not in this finest hour
Whistle your favourite tune
We'll send a card and flower
Saying

It's a mistake, it's a mistake
It's a mistake, it's a mistake


--Men at Work

:cry:
Title: EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
Post by: Hoshiko on May 30, 2005, 08:49:34 AM
Quotei just didn't see why you were using lots of dead civilians as an argument since that seems to happen in every war.

That was my point, actually. I thought it was funny that he was using holocaust pictures showing casualties from Germany's end during WWII to illustrate his point when there are so many good examples already from the US of A. Why not just show the Americans who die on a daily basis from the policies of the US?

I mean, I caught the drift, but I thought using that last picture from an old war and fascist government was a bit silly and detracted from the point. It was also making the distinction between American Soil deaths and Overseas deaths, and I don't think that's the biggest concern when it comes to this issue right now because people are still dying either way.

Plus, you just shouldn't place the Canadian Freedom Fighter next to a holocaust picture, because it destroys all of your faith in humanity from both ends and leaves you with no hope for the human race.
Title: EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
Post by: Duchess of Doom on May 30, 2005, 09:01:20 AM
Well said Hoshi!

I'm afraid there may be no hope for the Human race.

I don't want to be the one to beam the mothership and tell
them to go ahead and drop the big one, but it looks like
somebody's gonna have to do it.

Bummer

I was just getting used to the local water.
Title: EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2005, 09:49:25 AM
Quote from: agent compassionWar is a sin.

Course.  But not the COOL kind of sin...
Title: EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2005, 09:53:41 AM
Quote from: Hoshiko
Quotei just didn't see why you were using lots of dead civilians as an argument since that seems to happen in every war.

That was my point, actually. I thought it was funny that he was using holocaust pictures showing casualties from Germany's end during WWII to illustrate his point when there are so many good examples already from the US of A. Why not just show the Americans who die on a daily basis from the policies of the US?

I mean, I caught the drift, but I thought using that last picture from an old war and fascist government was a bit silly and detracted from the point. It was also making the distinction between American Soil deaths and Overseas deaths, and I don't think that's the biggest concern when it comes to this issue right now because people are still dying either way.

Plus, you just shouldn't place the Canadian Freedom Fighter next to a holocaust picture, because it destroys all of your faith in humanity from both ends and leaves you with no hope for the human race.

1.  It was a very recognizable pic.  EVERYONE knows what it is, and what it represents.

2.  Why would it detract from the point?  It just shows that Alphonse Karr was right.

3.  I believe it is a sin to tell people things will be okay, when you know they are doomed.  There really ISN'T any hope.  10,000 years of history indicate that mankind isn't going to abandon their monkeyness, despite the best efforts of a few actual humans (Gandhi, MLK, Jesus, the founders, etc).
Title: EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
Post by: gnimbley on May 30, 2005, 03:13:44 PM
Only slightly off topic, but I don't want to start a new thread.

http://www.aclu.org/Quizzes/QuizIntro.cfm?quizID=12

Kind of a predictable civil libertarian thing, but check out
question #6. Didn't see that one coming, did you?

(BTW, I answered yes to only two questions, but if they weren't
mostly comcerned with recent years, well...)
Title: EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on May 30, 2005, 04:53:39 PM
Quote from: gnimbleyOnly slightly off topic, but I don't want to start a new thread.

http://www.aclu.org/Quizzes/QuizIntro.cfm?quizID=12

Kind of a predictable civil libertarian thing, but check out
question #6. Didn't see that one coming, did you?

(BTW, I answered yes to only two questions, but if they weren't
mostly comcerned with recent years, well...)

Well, I am pretty sure there is an FBI file for me.  For an internship I had to get a government ID, complete with being fingerprinted.  

#6 really freaks me out the most, WTF?  Almost all Americans have done that and it has nothing to do with anything.  I am glad I quit doing that, no, really.

PS Thanks to the gnome, I got the email, but my browser was being flakey, so I never finished the quiz and forgot about it :wink:
Title: EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 30, 2005, 05:13:18 PM
oddly enough, my FBI file may have helped me to avoid prison time. they started one on me when I was 19 because they mistakenly thought I was running stolen guns, which probably misdirected their attention enough to keep them from figuring out what I was actually up to.

8)
Title: EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
Post by: Zurtok Khan on May 31, 2005, 09:36:51 AM
I doubt I have an FBI File...although, who knows?  For all we know they may keep tabs on us here...

And I am quite vocal about the goverment to most people I know, but too lazy to acctually attend anything (mainly because that would mean driving...)
Title: EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
Post by: Guido Finucci on May 31, 2005, 12:03:41 PM
I was once president of an organisation that (we're pretty sure) was once listed as a possible terrorist organisation by some TLA in the US.

I'm hoping they've realised that we were kidding.
Title: EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
Post by: Y0D4 on June 03, 2005, 06:09:41 PM
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Title: EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
Post by: hooplala on June 03, 2005, 07:02:46 PM
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::yawn::
Title: EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
Post by: damage control on June 04, 2005, 05:02:13 AM
Machines stick to their task, that is all that I see today no thanx to twain mind you that mind fucker him.

DAMAGE CONTROL