Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 27, 2005, 03:15:52 AM

Title: Best quote EVAR.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 27, 2005, 03:15:52 AM
"Since a ruler needs to know how to make good use of beastly qualities, he should take as his models among the animals both the fox and the lion, for the lion does not know how to avoid traps, and the fox is easily overpowered by wolves,ĶSo you see a wise ruler cannot, and should not, keep his word when doing so is to his disadvantage, and when the reasons that led him to promise to do so no longer apply. Of course, if all men were good, this advice would be bad; but since men are wicked and will not keep faith with you, you need not keep faith with them,ĶBut it is essential to know how to conceal how crafty one is, to know how to be a clever counterfeit and hypocrite."

MACHIAVELLI'S "THE PRINCE"


What can I say?  I'm feeling cynical today.
Title: Best quote EVAR.
Post by: Ben on May 27, 2005, 05:39:49 AM
Besterest Quote Evar: "Language is a virus from outer space." -William Burroughs
Title: Best quote EVAR.
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on May 27, 2005, 05:45:51 AM
Quote from: OMBesterest Quote Evar: "Language is a virus from outer space." -William Burroughs

Wisdom is better than Wit.
-- Jane Austen
Title: Best quote EVAR.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 27, 2005, 05:47:19 AM
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: OMBesterest Quote Evar: "Language is a virus from outer space." -William Burroughs

Wisdom is better than Wit.
-- Jane Austen

Eric, let's you and I come to an understanding.  You stay the fuck off of my threads, and I won't harrass you on other threads.

Deal?
Title: Best quote EVAR.
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on May 27, 2005, 05:48:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: OMBesterest Quote Evar: "Language is a virus from outer space." -William Burroughs

Wisdom is better than Wit.
-- Jane Austen

Eric, let's you and I come to an understanding.  You stay the fuck off of my threads, and I won't harrass you on other threads.

Deal?

Deal.
Title: Best quote EVAR.
Post by: Zurtok Khan on May 27, 2005, 10:48:47 AM
Anyone who quotes Jane Austin is the first on my list for the inquisition.

And, Rog, I agree with that quote.  You can't keep faith in most people.  You cannot defend upon the sheepy masses to be anything but sheepy.
Title: Best quote EVAR.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 27, 2005, 02:57:28 PM
how did you know I was reading "The Prince"?

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Title: Best quote EVAR.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 27, 2005, 09:03:19 PM
Quote from: T'ai Kunghow did you know I was reading "The Prince"?

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I didn't.  I was reading it, copycat!  :evil:
Title: Best quote EVAR.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 27, 2005, 09:53:07 PM
what translation did you get? cuz I'm not all that impressed with the one I got. Mine's translated and edited by Robert M. Adams. This is the 2nd time I'm reading it, and whatever edition I read the first time was WAY better.

8)
Title: Best quote EVAR.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 27, 2005, 09:54:38 PM
Quote from: T'ai Kungwhat translation did you get? cuz I'm not all that impressed with the one I got. Mine's translated and edited by Robert M. Adams. This is the 2nd time I'm reading it, and whatever edition I read the first time was WAY better.

8)

Viking pubs,

Peter Bondanella and Mark Musa.
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 27, 2005, 09:58:46 PM
I'll check it out. can't be worse than the one in front of me.

8)
Title: Best quote EVAR.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 27, 2005, 10:00:01 PM
Quote from: T'ai KungI'll check it out. can't be worse than the one in front of me.

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You want The Portable Machiavelli.  It includes his essays on republics, etc.

However, despite the misleading title, you do not actually get his corpse on casters.  :evil:
Title: Best quote EVAR.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 27, 2005, 10:23:24 PM
yeah...I figured that scam out when I didn't get a midget Sun Tzu with my pocket edition Art of War.

8)
Title: Best quote EVAR.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 27, 2005, 10:27:59 PM
Quote from: T'ai Kungyeah...I figured that scam out when I didn't get a midget Sun Tzu with my pocket edition Art of War.

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It's just as well.  He'd have had your right gonad attacking your left.

NEVER put the heathen Chinee in your pocket.
Title: Best quote EVAR.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on May 28, 2005, 03:06:19 AM
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: OMBesterest Quote Evar: "Language is a virus from outer space." -William Burroughs

Wisdom is better than Wit.
-- Jane Austen

Eric, let's you and I come to an understanding.  You stay the fuck off of my threads, and I won't harrass you on other threads.

Deal?

Deal.

no deal here, you retarded little cunt.
Title: Best quote EVAR.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 28, 2005, 07:15:13 AM
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Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: OMBesterest Quote Evar: "Language is a virus from outer space." -William Burroughs

Wisdom is better than Wit.
-- Jane Austen

Eric, let's you and I come to an understanding.  You stay the fuck off of my threads, and I won't harrass you on other threads.

Deal?

Deal.

no deal here, you retarded little cunt.

Well, obviously, I can only speak for myself.  I was just getting warmed up for a Jihaad, and everybody shouted me down...so he's ALL yours.

Kick his ass.
Title: Best quote EVAR.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on May 28, 2005, 02:52:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: complete and utter prick
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: OMBesterest Quote Evar: "Language is a virus from outer space." -William Burroughs

Wisdom is better than Wit.
-- Jane Austen

Eric, let's you and I come to an understanding.  You stay the fuck off of my threads, and I won't harrass you on other threads.

Deal?

Deal.

no deal here, you retarded little cunt.

Well, obviously, I can only speak for myself.  I was just getting warmed up for a Jihaad, and everybody shouted me down...so he's ALL yours.

Kick his ass.

yes well of course. i've already ruined my reputation, so i may as well annoy this fuck to the point where he A) goes away
b)flies to calgary to try and kill me lol.
c)kills himself lol.
d)goes away
e)tries to have me charged with soem kinda bullshit, so then i report him to homeland sec. flordia state mental health board and th efbi. lol. i thank i may do this one anyway.

<-- thinks it's time to play dirty, because he don't give a fuck.
Title: Best quote EVAR.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 28, 2005, 05:14:23 PM
Quote from: complete and utter prick
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: complete and utter prick
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: OMBesterest Quote Evar: "Language is a virus from outer space." -William Burroughs

Wisdom is better than Wit.
-- Jane Austen

Eric, let's you and I come to an understanding.  You stay the fuck off of my threads, and I won't harrass you on other threads.

Deal?

Deal.

no deal here, you retarded little cunt.

Well, obviously, I can only speak for myself.  I was just getting warmed up for a Jihaad, and everybody shouted me down...so he's ALL yours.

Kick his ass.

yes well of course. i've already ruined my reputation,

No at all.  You are gaining points by the minute, in my book.

TGRR,
Welcomes you to the BAD side of the PD tracks. :lol:
Title: Best quote EVAR.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on May 29, 2005, 12:09:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: complete and utter prick
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: complete and utter prick
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: OMBesterest Quote Evar: "Language is a virus from outer space." -William Burroughs

Wisdom is better than Wit.
-- Jane Austen

Eric, let's you and I come to an understanding.  You stay the fuck off of my threads, and I won't harrass you on other threads.

Deal?

Deal.

no deal here, you retarded little cunt.

Well, obviously, I can only speak for myself.  I was just getting warmed up for a Jihaad, and everybody shouted me down...so he's ALL yours.

Kick his ass.

yes well of course. i've already ruined my reputation,

No at all.  You are gaining points by the minute, in my book.

TGRR,
Welcomes you to the BAD side of the PD tracks. :lol:

lol.
Title: Best quote EVAR.
Post by: Malaul on May 29, 2005, 12:19:34 AM
:roll:
Title: Best quote EVAR.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 29, 2005, 01:53:58 AM
Quote from: Madness of Malaul:roll:

All your Horab are belong to us.

FLAME FOR GREAT JUSTICE!



There's ALWAYS room in the rogue Discordian faction. :twisted:
Title: Best quote EVAR.
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on May 29, 2005, 02:01:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Madness of Malaul:roll:

All your Horab are belong to us.

FLAME FOR GREAT JUSTICE!



There's ALWAYS room in the rogue Discordian faction. :twisted:

Would that be a fringe group of a finge sect of a fringe religion? :shock:

I might actually be able to fit in with a group like that :wink:
Title: Best quote EVAR.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 29, 2005, 02:02:44 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
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Quote from: Madness of Malaul:roll:

All your Horab are belong to us.

FLAME FOR GREAT JUSTICE!



There's ALWAYS room in the rogue Discordian faction. :twisted:

Would that be a fringe group of a finge sect of a fringe religion? :shock:

I might actually be able to fit in with a group like that :wink:

It's what we Jihaadists were called during the incident.
Title: Best quote EVAR.
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on May 29, 2005, 02:28:42 AM
Not THE incident, hehehe :twisted:
Title: Best quote EVAR.
Post by: CannedLizard on May 29, 2005, 08:10:33 PM
"The hand that stocks the drug stores rules the world.

Let us start our Republic with a chain of drug stores, a chain of grocery stores, a chain of gas chambers, and a national game. After that we can write our Constitution. "