Jimmy Carter shrunk and dropped in that terrarrium Ricardo Montalban pulled the devil ear-worms out of in Wrath of Khan.
Khan pwns Carter
18 acorns wrapped in silk and carefully placed on the eyelids of each sleeping Supreme Court Justice.
Fnord generator is a cool toy.
Quote from: Wizzle Fo ShizzleJimmy Carter shrunk and dropped in that terrarrium Ricardo Montalban pulled the devil ear-worms out of in Wrath of Khan.
YOU!!!!
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Bartles and James taking turns comfortably banging the neck-hole of a tracheotomy patient.
Quote from: Wizzle Fo ShizzleJimmy Carter shrunk and dropped in that terrarrium Ricardo Montalban pulled the devil ear-worms out of in Wrath of Khan.
What's wrong with Jimmy Carter? He's a really nice guy, and possibly the ONLY non-corrupt prez of the twentieth century.
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What's wrong with Jimmy Carter? He's a really nice guy, and possibly the ONLY non-corrupt prez of the twentieth century.
That is possible, Rog. Seems more likely to me that he didn't stick around long enough to get caught doing anything unseemly. I'm convinced down to the marrow of my bones that a person does not get elected to national office without being a sociopath.
That said, the only real reason I picked Jimmy Carter for the terrarium is I figure he's probably in the best shape out of the former Presidents still living. I want to get my money's worth out of the Terrorarium, after all.
Quote from: Wizzle Fo ShizzleQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger
What's wrong with Jimmy Carter? He's a really nice guy, and possibly the ONLY non-corrupt prez of the twentieth century.
That is possible, Rog. Seems more likely to me that he didn't stick around long enough to get caught doing anything unseemly. I'm convinced down to the marrow of my bones that a person does not get elected to national office without being a sociopath.
That said, the only real reason I picked Jimmy Carter for the terrarium is I figure he's probably in the best shape out of the former Presidents still living. I want to get my money's worth out of the Terrorarium, after all.
I remember the Carter presidency.
He was - believe it or not - clean as a whistle. Plenty of one-termers got caught doing crazy shit (Warren G Harding, LBJ, etc). Not Jimmy, though.
He does seem to have his head on straight. (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050607/ap_on_re_us/carter_guantanamo_1)
Gotta admire a guy who can in the same breath say Gitmo oughtta be shut down but that it ain't a freakin gulag. Sensationalism is rampant on all sides, glad to see people fighting against it.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
What's wrong with Jimmy Carter? He's a really nice guy, and possibly the ONLY non-corrupt prez of the twentieth century.
that's a lie and you know it.
he was a sinner.
he had lust in his heart.
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I, too remember the Carter years. His biggest problem was lack of promotion. He did a lot of good things for the environment and for the national park system. Plus, he has done more good deeds after leaving office.
And HabernoPants stole what I was gonna say about lust in his heart, hehehe :twisted:
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What's wrong with Jimmy Carter? He's a really nice guy, and possibly the ONLY non-corrupt prez of the twentieth century.
that's a lie and you know it.
he was a sinner.
he had lust in his heart.
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Yeah, but I have lust in my PANCE!
So, I really can't go around point fingers at the small stuff.
But at least he didn't have lust in the oval office with an intern :lol:
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyBut at least he didn't have lust in the oval office with an intern :lol:
Yes, that was a shortcoming.
But other than that, he was an OK guy.
TGRR,
Thinks Carter shoulda gone for it.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyBut at least he didn't have lust in the oval office with an intern :lol:
Yes, that was a shortcoming.
But other than that, he was an OK guy.
TGRR,
Thinks Carter shoulda gone for it.
Maybe he didn't have any interns as sexy as Monica :shock: :lol:
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyBut at least he didn't have lust in the oval office with an intern :lol:
Yes, that was a shortcoming.
But other than that, he was an OK guy.
TGRR,
Thinks Carter shoulda gone for it.
Maybe he didn't have any interns as sexy as Monica :shock: :lol:
He totally did.
I just think he was a little bit too under the table to get caught.
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyBut at least he didn't have lust in the oval office with an intern :lol:
Yes, that was a shortcoming.
But other than that, he was an OK guy.
TGRR,
Thinks Carter shoulda gone for it.
Maybe he didn't have any interns as sexy as Monica :shock: :lol:
*ahem*
UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyBut at least he didn't have lust in the oval office with an intern :lol:
Yes, that was a shortcoming.
But other than that, he was an OK guy.
TGRR,
Thinks Carter shoulda gone for it.
Maybe he didn't have any interns as sexy as Monica :shock: :lol:
*ahem*
UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
What :lol:
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyBut at least he didn't have lust in the oval office with an intern :lol:
Yes, that was a shortcoming.
But other than that, he was an OK guy.
TGRR,
Thinks Carter shoulda gone for it.
Maybe he didn't have any interns as sexy as Monica :shock: :lol:
*ahem*
UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
What :lol:
UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger
*ahem*
UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
What :lol:
UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
Huh. Huh. Uh-huh-huh-huh. Huh. He said, "unnng". Yeah. Unnng. Unnnnng. UNNNNNNNG! BOIOIOIOIOIOINNNNG!
Glad to see that Guido understands the gist of what was said.
Honestly, I think that all Presidents get a little a la carte, it's one of the perks of the job, that ugly old dudes can score with chicks who wouldn't give 'em the time of day otherwise.
Like so:
Ugly dude + modestly hot girl = Sexual harassment lawsuit
Ugly dude + supreme executive power + modestly hot girl = Freaky oval office sex
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Quote from: FnordiscordiaTo set the record straight:
Monica Lewinsky was a fug-fest.
*profuse vomit*
*misuse of grammar*
JFK had Marilyn Monroe..
Clinton had a fat homely woman...
What has this great presidency come to?????
(I use the term "great" and "to" liberally)(( I also use parentheses liberally)
She wasn't that ugly.
And Gennifer Flowers was teh HAWT.
But you are correct. She was a definite step down from Norma Jean Baker.
Gennifer Flowers wasn't all that hot.
I saw her Penthouse pictorial.
unimpressive, and HEAVILY airbrushed.
in fact, Paula Jones' pictorial was better.
she was almost kinda hot after her nose job.
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Quote from: Tomorrow Comes TodayGennifer Flowers wasn't all that hot.
I saw her Penthouse pictorial.
unimpressive, and HEAVILY airbrushed.
in fact, Paula Jones' pictorial was better.
she was almost kinda hot after her nose job.
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1. You should have seen pics of Gennifer Flowers
at the time of the alledged events.
2. Paula Jones? :lol: She got robbed. They didn't take NEARLY enough off. That woman still gets anoxia every time she tilts her head back. She IS, however, still the biggest bitch EVAR, and the worst "friend" EVAR.
you think she's a worse "friend" than Linda Tripp?
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Quote from: Tomorrow Comes Todayyou think she's a worse "friend" than Linda Tripp?
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Both of them.
that response only makes sense if it was a fat joke.
and if it was...
ZANG!!!!
:lol:
Quote from: Tomorrow Comes Todaythat response only makes sense if it was a fat joke.
and if it was...
ZANG!!!!
:lol:
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/thankyouthankyou.gif)
(it was actually a joke about nose size, but fat will do)
Enormous, mutant bat develops sentience and pursues a career as a celebrated TV anchorman.
Ron Jeremy's disembodied member walks the earth, fighting injustice wherever it arises.
Celebrity Survivor.
We've stranded a bunch of celebrities on this uncharted island. We've taken their cell-phones, their agents, and their cocaine. All they have is the shirt on their back. "For Christ's sake Paris put your shirt back on!"
Sorry.
So here are some of the celebrities you'll see this season. First the annoying teeny-diva tribe. Ms. Hilton, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Avril Lavigne, Madonna (hey you gotta have a couple old timers on Survivor), Jennifer Lopez, and the Aflac Duck.
On the other side of the island we have the freaks-of-nature tribe. Michael Jackson, Richard Simmons, Liza Manelli, the runaway bride, Donny Osmond, and the re-animated corpse of Telly Savalas.
Here's the twist. I, your host, Rev. What's-His-Name? and my trusty friend here Mr. Shotgun will be hunting you down one by one after you scatter about this here island. The last one standing wins the game. The prize? A ten second head start swim off the island. Now, where did I put my harpoon.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?Celebrity Survivor.
We've stranded a bunch of celebrities on this uncharted island. We've taken their cell-phones, their agents, and their cocaine. All they have is the shirt on their back. "For Christ's sake Paris put your shirt back on!"
Sorry.
So here are some of the celebrities you'll see this season. First the annoying teeny-diva tribe. Ms. Hilton, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Avril Lavigne, Madonna (hey you gotta have a couple old timers on Survivor), Jennifer Lopez, and the PLEASE DO NOT GIVE AWAY OUR SECRETS.
On the other side of the island we have the freaks-of-nature tribe. Michael Jackson, Richard Simmons, Liza Manelli, the runaway bride, Donny Osmond, and the re-animated corpse of Telly Savalas.
Here's the twist. I, your host, Rev. What's-His-Name? and my trusty friend here Mr. Shotgun will be hunting you down one by one after you scatter about this here island. The last one standing wins the game. The prize? A ten second head start swim off the island. Now, where did I put my harpoon.
Careful, Rev. You let that one slip.
Quote from: Reverend of DeathCelebrity Survivor.
We've stranded a bunch of celebrities on this uncharted island. We've taken their cell-phones, their agents, and their cocaine. All they have is the shirt on their back. "For Christ's sake Paris put your shirt back on!"
Sorry.
So here are some of the celebrities you'll see this season. First the annoying teeny-diva tribe. Ms. Hilton, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Avril Lavigne, Madonna (hey you gotta have a couple old timers on Survivor), Jennifer Lopez, and the Aflac Duck.
On the other side of the island we have the freaks-of-nature tribe. Michael Jackson, Richard Simmons, Liza Manelli, the runaway bride, Donny Osmond, and the re-animated corpse of Telly Savalas.
Here's the twist. I, your host, Rev. What's-His-Name? and my trusty friend here Mr. Shotgun will be hunting you down one by one after you scatter about this here island. The last one standing wins the game. The prize? A ten second head start swim off the island. Now, where did I put my harpoon.
OMG, thats simply beautiful. That's about the only reality TV I'd ever watch. Well, besides porn that is :twisted:
Wishfarple dies and gets to spend the rest of eternity scaring the everloving fuck out of obnoxious fat children.
Quote from: Wishfarple on June 17, 2005, 01:01:46 AM
Wishfarple dies and gets to spend the rest of eternity scaring the everloving fuck out of obnoxious fat children.
this never happened but i did manage to sneak up on a squirrel and give it a really good start
Fucking what
How much of this gets to go on before I am allowed to stop being un-cranky?
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 25, 2010, 06:23:04 AM
How much of this gets to go on before I am allowed to stop being un-cranky?
It's your thing, woman. Do whatcha wanna do.