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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: East Coast Hustle on June 12, 2005, 09:17:42 PM

Title: State of the Revolution Address
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 12, 2005, 09:17:42 PM
Editor,Äôs note: when the author uses terms like ,Äúyou people,Äù, he is not literally referring to YOU people.

What is it with you people? Are you just semi-illiterate, or have you made this a conscious decision? Why have you confused being sentient with being sedentary? So you evolved to the point where your brain was so complex it could envision a way to transmit sounds and images to a box in everyone,Äôs living room,Ķand thus the enormous complexity of our collective intellect was used to destroy itself. Just because you CAN sit on your fat ass all day and watch CSI:Miami doesn,Äôt mean you SHOULD. You as a people are being slowly crushed under the weight of the authoritarian thumb that is pressing down on the carotid artery of your freedom, and you won,Äôt even do anything about it. Why? Because you,Äôre also being crushed under the weight of your 3 Double QPC with cheese-a-day habit. The weight of your unshakeable loyalty to Desperate Housewives. YOU should be the desperate housewives, and I,Äôm not talking about being desperate for a piece of ass from the poolboy. Where is your pride? Where is your fire? Is there anything left behind your eyes, or has it all been concentrated at the tip of your index finger for better, more efficient remote-control operation? Look at what you,Äôve lost. You,Äôve long since been incapable of finding and killing your own food, making your own warm clothes, building your own shelter, defending yourself from physical attack, or using your feet to get you where you,Äôre going. Now you,Äôre going to give up the ability to think for yourselves? Are you mad? No. You,Äôre not. And THAT,ÄôS the problem. You got mad when you thought the voting on American Idol was rigged, but the voting in Florida? In Ohio? Pah! That sort of thing hardly affects YOUR life! You are shackled with the chains of slavery, and they enter your house in a 6-foot length of coaxial cable. In a cell phone signal. In a high-speed internet connection. Why should you go outside? You,Äôve got your own little world right here at your fingertips, and there,Äôs no reason to let reality intrude. You just can,Äôt wait until they finally develop teleportation technology. No, not so you can go anywhere you want effortlessly, but so you can have an endless stream of fried chicken and ice cream beamed right to your kitchen. Hell, you won,Äôt even have to get up to go to work now that somebody in Bangalore is doing your job for you. Now you,Äôll have even MORE time to catch up on your favorite shows! I hear they,Äôre showing reruns of Everybody Loves Raymond on Channel 5 on Thursday mornings AND Monday afternoons.

   Meanwhile, back at the ranch, someone somewhere is standing up. Someone is turning off all the devices they can,Äôt live without. Someone is trying to reacquaint themselves with freedom. And someone is having a tough time of it. There,Äôs no one to rally to the cause, no one to take up arms against the oppressors, no one to keep the flickering flame of hope alive against the oppressive un-being that consumes everyone. And besides, who wants to put it all on the line like that for a bunch of fat, greasy, cathode-ray receptors? What is there to be gained? The free are hopelessly outnumbered, and the consumers/consumed will just perceive any sort of paradigm shift as a changing of the channel.

   You see, we were right all along. The revolution will not be televised.

   It already HAS been.

8)
Title: State of the Revolution Address
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on June 13, 2005, 12:55:39 AM
RAH!

Perhaps our only hope is if someone coordinated the destruction of all tv broadcasting equipment across the country.









Nah.
They'd only rebuild it.
Title: State of the Revolution Address
Post by: Horab Fibslager on June 13, 2005, 02:34:21 AM
w0rd.
Title: State of the Revolution Address
Post by: Zurtok Khan on June 13, 2005, 07:31:05 AM
Fuck yes!
Title: State of the Revolution Address
Post by: DJRubberducky on June 13, 2005, 02:55:10 PM
I've heard that taking out the enemy's communication centers is a very effective military strategy.

TV-B-Gones for everybody! :twisted:
Title: State of the Revolution Address
Post by: agent compassion on June 13, 2005, 05:13:33 PM
TV-B-Gone is a wonderful thing. No destruction needed - just shut the damn thing off.

I spent too long studying media to be able to hate the devices which transmit it, after all, they have no brains or hearts, they're just components, and it's what you do with them that matters. So I hate the programmers instead.

8)
Title: Re: State of the Revolution Address
Post by: Bella on June 13, 2005, 05:21:12 PM
Quote from: Tomorrow Comes TodayJust because you CAN sit on your fat ass all day and watch CSI:Miami doesn,Äôt mean you SHOULD.
I think I'm going to make a pillow with this slogan on it and give it to my friend to give to her parents.

Quote from: Tomorrow Comes TodayYOU should be the desperate housewives.
I was. For a very long time.
Title: State of the Revolution Address
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 14, 2005, 12:08:20 AM
RAH!

Perhaps some of us will bounce off those spinning blades!
Title: State of the Revolution Address
Post by: Iron Sulfide on June 14, 2005, 03:45:04 PM
i'd ave to rally somewhat behind AC on this.

i maintain that TV is not a bad thing, merely a medium in it's infancy (which it still is...)

painting didn't start with van gogh or davinci, it started with retards
chipping pics of buffalo onto walls with sharp rocks.

"In the beginning, there was barbarism..."

not that i'm advocating people act like cromagnon or homo erectus,
and use their rocks (remotes) to carve pictures on the wall (TV)...i do
think we're past that at this point (though i could be horribly wrong...)

the difference is to finally realize that it would be an effective tool for
communication (which it hasn't been really, thus far), education, and
daresay art. (not to say NO ONE has tried doing this, but most of the
stuff is "buy buy buy" click "death Murder, Rape, War" click "oh no,
daria, not again...my father will KILL me! [ha ha ha ha, dry dead laughter]"
etc..i'm sure you all kno this/have heard this...i'll rest now.
Title: State of the Revolution Address
Post by: Ben on June 14, 2005, 05:13:39 PM
I love T.V.  I just don't love some of the stuff it horks out.  When T.V. fully merges with the interactivity of the internet, it'll be spiffy as shit.  You could have a billion channels, some of which you can interact with.  Soon, entire computers will be the size of a microchip that you can implant in your brain.  Just think of the possibilities for brainwashing a la "COPS" and "The 700 Club".
Title: Re: State of the Revolution Address
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 15, 2005, 05:09:27 PM
Quote from: Tomorrow Comes Today
What is it with you people? Are you just semi-illiterate

God damnit, I wish I could read this.
Title: State of the Revolution Address
Post by: Donkeyotay on August 09, 2005, 02:22:15 AM
BLAH BLHA BAH

BUMP!
Title: Re: State of the Revolution Address
Post by: Anonymous on August 09, 2005, 02:37:05 PM
Quote from: East Coast HustleEditor,Äôs note: when the author uses terms like ,Äúyou people,Äù, he is not literally referring to YOU people.

What is it with you people? Are you just semi-illiterate, or have you made this a conscious decision? Why have you confused being sentient with being sedentary? So you evolved to the point where your brain was so complex it could envision a way to transmit sounds and images to a box in everyone,Äôs living room,Ķand thus the enormous complexity of our collective intellect was used to destroy itself. Just because you CAN sit on your fat ass all day and watch CSI:Miami doesn,Äôt mean you SHOULD. You as a people are being slowly crushed under the weight of the authoritarian thumb that is pressing down on the carotid artery of your freedom, and you won,Äôt even do anything about it. Why? Because you,Äôre also being crushed under the weight of your 3 Double QPC with cheese-a-day habit. The weight of your unshakeable loyalty to Desperate Housewives. YOU should be the desperate housewives, and I,Äôm not talking about being desperate for a piece of ass from the poolboy. Where is your pride? Where is your fire? Is there anything left behind your eyes, or has it all been concentrated at the tip of your index finger for better, more efficient remote-control operation? Look at what you,Äôve lost. You,Äôve long since been incapable of finding and killing your own food, making your own warm clothes, building your own shelter, defending yourself from physical attack, or using your feet to get you where you,Äôre going. Now you,Äôre going to give up the ability to think for yourselves? Are you mad? No. You,Äôre not. And THAT,ÄôS the problem. You got mad when you thought the voting on American Idol was rigged, but the voting in Florida? In Ohio? Pah! That sort of thing hardly affects YOUR life! You are shackled with the chains of slavery, and they enter your house in a 6-foot length of coaxial cable. In a cell phone signal. In a high-speed internet connection. Why should you go outside? You,Äôve got your own little world right here at your fingertips, and there,Äôs no reason to let reality intrude. You just can,Äôt wait until they finally develop teleportation technology. No, not so you can go anywhere you want effortlessly, but so you can have an endless stream of fried chicken and ice cream beamed right to your kitchen. Hell, you won,Äôt even have to get up to go to work now that somebody in Bangalore is doing your job for you. Now you,Äôll have even MORE time to catch up on your favorite shows! I hear they,Äôre showing reruns of Everybody Loves Raymond on Channel 5 on Thursday mornings AND Monday afternoons.

   Meanwhile, back at the ranch, someone somewhere is standing up. Someone is turning off all the devices they can,Äôt live without. Someone is trying to reacquaint themselves with freedom. And someone is having a tough time of it. There,Äôs no one to rally to the cause, no one to take up arms against the oppressors, no one to keep the flickering flame of hope alive against the oppressive un-being that consumes everyone. And besides, who wants to put it all on the line like that for a bunch of fat, greasy, cathode-ray receptors? What is there to be gained? The free are hopelessly outnumbered, and the consumers/consumed will just perceive any sort of paradigm shift as a changing of the channel.

   You see, we were right all along. The revolution will not be televised.

   It already HAS been.

8)

Dude, I take it all back, I am completely humbled.  That was a beautiful piece of writing.
Title: Re: State of the Revolution Address
Post by: hooplala on August 09, 2005, 02:39:01 PM
Quote from: Anonymous
Quote from: East Coast HustleEditor,Äôs note: when the author uses terms like ,Äúyou people,Äù, he is not literally referring to YOU people.

What is it with you people? Are you just semi-illiterate, or have you made this a conscious decision? Why have you confused being sentient with being sedentary? So you evolved to the point where your brain was so complex it could envision a way to transmit sounds and images to a box in everyone,Äôs living room,Ķand thus the enormous complexity of our collective intellect was used to destroy itself. Just because you CAN sit on your fat ass all day and watch CSI:Miami doesn,Äôt mean you SHOULD. You as a people are being slowly crushed under the weight of the authoritarian thumb that is pressing down on the carotid artery of your freedom, and you won,Äôt even do anything about it. Why? Because you,Äôre also being crushed under the weight of your 3 Double QPC with cheese-a-day habit. The weight of your unshakeable loyalty to Desperate Housewives. YOU should be the desperate housewives, and I,Äôm not talking about being desperate for a piece of ass from the poolboy. Where is your pride? Where is your fire? Is there anything left behind your eyes, or has it all been concentrated at the tip of your index finger for better, more efficient remote-control operation? Look at what you,Äôve lost. You,Äôve long since been incapable of finding and killing your own food, making your own warm clothes, building your own shelter, defending yourself from physical attack, or using your feet to get you where you,Äôre going. Now you,Äôre going to give up the ability to think for yourselves? Are you mad? No. You,Äôre not. And THAT,ÄôS the problem. You got mad when you thought the voting on American Idol was rigged, but the voting in Florida? In Ohio? Pah! That sort of thing hardly affects YOUR life! You are shackled with the chains of slavery, and they enter your house in a 6-foot length of coaxial cable. In a cell phone signal. In a high-speed internet connection. Why should you go outside? You,Äôve got your own little world right here at your fingertips, and there,Äôs no reason to let reality intrude. You just can,Äôt wait until they finally develop teleportation technology. No, not so you can go anywhere you want effortlessly, but so you can have an endless stream of fried chicken and ice cream beamed right to your kitchen. Hell, you won,Äôt even have to get up to go to work now that somebody in Bangalore is doing your job for you. Now you,Äôll have even MORE time to catch up on your favorite shows! I hear they,Äôre showing reruns of Everybody Loves Raymond on Channel 5 on Thursday mornings AND Monday afternoons.

   Meanwhile, back at the ranch, someone somewhere is standing up. Someone is turning off all the devices they can,Äôt live without. Someone is trying to reacquaint themselves with freedom. And someone is having a tough time of it. There,Äôs no one to rally to the cause, no one to take up arms against the oppressors, no one to keep the flickering flame of hope alive against the oppressive un-being that consumes everyone. And besides, who wants to put it all on the line like that for a bunch of fat, greasy, cathode-ray receptors? What is there to be gained? The free are hopelessly outnumbered, and the consumers/consumed will just perceive any sort of paradigm shift as a changing of the channel.

   You see, we were right all along. The revolution will not be televised.

   It already HAS been.

8)

Dude, I take it all back, I am completely humbled.  That was a beautiful piece of writing.

Sorry, that was me above as the guest.  I'm too retarded to log in.

Seriously, Turd, that's good shit, particularly the bit about the voting on American Idol.
Title: State of the Revolution Address
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 09, 2005, 03:23:26 PM
thank, I was particularly proud of that one.

BTW, who is that guy in your avatar, and can I hire him to be the mascot for my store?

8)
Title: State of the Revolution Address
Post by: hooplala on August 09, 2005, 03:51:00 PM
Quote from: East Coast HustleBTW, who is that guy in your avatar, and can I hire him to be the mascot for my store?

8)

That would be Nick Nolte's mug shot, with the face of Glen Cambell from his mugshot superimposed over top.  

It looks about how I feel, so it's apt.
Title: State of the Revolution Address
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 09, 2005, 06:48:24 PM
fugly, and yet oddly compelling.

8)
Title: State of the Revolution Address
Post by: hooplala on August 09, 2005, 07:15:17 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustlefugly, and yet oddly compelling.

8)

Indeed!  And if you want him for your mascot, he's yours!
Title: State of the Revolution Address
Post by: Clichés_Dyed_4_My_Sins on August 09, 2005, 10:48:30 PM
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b102/Cliches_Dyed_4_My_Sins/TV_Smilie.gif) Truly a masterpiece of fine thought.

Ever considered submitting it to a, "Letters to the editor" column of a major National paper.


Just sayin...  :oops:
Title: State of the Revolution Address
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 10, 2005, 12:23:34 AM
Quote from: Baron von Hoopla
Quote from: East Coast Hustlefugly, and yet oddly compelling.

8)

Indeed!  And if you want him for your mascot, he's yours!

What's the name of the team going to be?
Title: State of the Revolution Address
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on August 10, 2005, 12:29:32 AM
Quote from: Fnordiscordia
Quote from: Baron von Hoopla
Quote from: East Coast Hustlefugly, and yet oddly compelling.

8)

Indeed!  And if you want him for your mascot, he's yours!

What's the name of the team going to be?
The Losers
Title: State of the Revolution Address
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 10, 2005, 12:53:07 AM
poor timing, bub.

you were supposed to be here a week ago so you could have already flounced by now.

8)
Title: State of the Revolution Address
Post by: hooplala on August 10, 2005, 01:20:11 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustlebub.

I love 'bub'.
Title: State of the Revolution Address
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on August 10, 2005, 01:23:06 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustlepoor timing, bub.

you were supposed to be here a week ago so you could have already flounced by now.

8)
you love the word flounce.
Title: State of the Revolution Address
Post by: Princess Eris VonTartarus on August 10, 2005, 01:31:17 AM
WHO WANTS ME TO FLOUNCE ON THEIR LAP? TAO JONES WAS VICTIM OF SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION. HAPPENED DURING RIGHT-WING RALLY WHEN FOR MINDFUCK WE GO DRESSED AS IMAMS. NOW I NEED NEW MUSHMULLAH.  :cry: *G*
Title: State of the Revolution Address
Post by: Sir Tao Jones on August 10, 2005, 02:02:24 AM
Quote from: Princess Eris VonTartarusWHO WANTS ME TO FLOUNCE ON THEIR LAP? TAO JONES WAS VICTIM OF SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION. HAPPENED DURING RIGHT-WING RALLY WHEN FOR MINDFUCK WE GO DRESSED AS IMAMS. NOW I NEED NEW MUSHMULLAH.  :cry: *G*

YOU SLUTTY WANNABE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  WANNA GET MARRIED AND RULE THE FUCKING BLACK FORREST CAKES???
Title: State of the Revolution Address
Post by: Malaul on August 10, 2005, 02:04:28 AM
holy christ
ther're back
Title: State of the Revolution Address
Post by: Clichés_Dyed_4_My_Sins on August 10, 2005, 02:10:35 AM
8) Must have made an impression.
Title: State of the Revolution Address
Post by: Anonymous on August 10, 2005, 08:49:07 PM
Quote from: Sir Tao Jones
YOU SLUTTY WANNABE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  WANNA GET MARRIED AND RULE THE FUCKING BLACK FORREST CAKES???

MY DARLING, YOU ARE ALIVE!!  :shock:  I SWEAR IT WAS JUST BUSINESS. WE CAN GET MARRIED AND RULE FUCKING BAVARIAN CREAM PIE, BUT ONLY IF YOU DRESS ME UP AS HOOKER FOR OUR WEDDING. YOU DRESS AS HOOKER TOO. PERHAPS LATER YOU MAY TOUCH MY VAGINA. *G*
Title: State of the Revolution Address
Post by: Princess Eris VonTartarus on August 10, 2005, 08:50:24 PM
THAT WAS ME! SILLY COOKIES! WOULD ANYBODY LIKE TO SEE MY "COOKIES"? *G*
Title: State of the Revolution Address
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on August 10, 2005, 08:51:14 PM
Quote from: Malaulholy christ
ther're back

Can't be. They said they were never going to post again, didn't they?
Title: State of the Revolution Address
Post by: Princess Eris VonTartarus on August 10, 2005, 08:53:52 PM
SILLY! I HAVE POSTED HERE STILL ON OCCASION, AND MY DEAREST, MOST RIGID PRINCE TAO HAS BEEN POSTING HERE THE WHOLE TIME! *G*
Title: State of the Revolution Address
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on August 10, 2005, 09:02:22 PM
Most Rigid Prince?

Heh.

You deserve some sort of award, honey, for keeping up and putting up with the likes of that foul mouthed and vilest Discordian filthbag.
Title: State of the Revolution Address
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 10, 2005, 09:17:10 PM
I dunno, man.

given the choice between Tao and Hugh, I'm taking Tao all day, every day.

at least he's upfront about what he is.

8)