Very important thoughts between two Great and Holy Popes:
Garbery Warbery, the Naked Lotion of DOOM, Incarnate Noodle of Ramen Bowl XIII, KSC
AND
Damnit Sites! High Priest of Dagger Penguins, KSC
as recorded by the holy scribe Eh Aye Em
hereby refered to as Noodle and Sites
Noodle: siteees
Sites: garbeeeer
Noodle: what is up now
Sites: oh man, garber, the ground is up now
Sites: and the sky is down
Noodle: holy chao!
Sites: yeah!!
Noodle: how did this happen sites?
Sites: well.
Sites: there was this little, green man.
Sites: and he decided that the world was boring.
Sites: so he made it interesting by planting bright red bean plants.
Noodle: are they edible???
Sites: yeah!
Sites: and the bean plants grew and grew.
Sites: the green man ate the beans!
Sites: and this is how the sky went down and the ground went up!
Sites: do you understand?
Noodle: yes like a bowl of chili!
Sites: yeah exaxtly!
Sites: except without the tomatoes
Noodle: nono never those
Noodle: chicken chili tho. it is better
Sites: YEAH! chicken chili. without tomatoes and with lots of red beans.
SoccerQueen2608: this is what the earth is now.
Noodle: and purple green beans, right sites? >=)
Sites: yeah!!
Noodle: hehehe
Sites: but those can only be the ones for the people who think that chicken chili is made of goats
Noodle: or chinchillas
Sites: OH NO NOT THEM
Sites: they are too furry for their own good
Noodle: and shiney
Sites: they shine?
Sites: they have sand
Noodle: they have shiney fur
Noodle: and they look cute
Noodle: until you get close
Noodle: THEN THEY CHEW YOUR EYES OUT
Sites: 0_0
Sites: OH MAN THAT'S WORSE THAN HAMSTERS
Noodle: WAY WORSE
Sites: they only bite your nose
Sites: GARBER, WE HAVE TO GO FEED THE CHINCHILLAS BEANS
Noodle: PURPLE GREEN BEANS
Noodle: THEN THEY WILL CATCH ON FIRE
Sites: OH YAY
Sites: and explode?!
Sites: if they dont do that, we must feed them different beans
Noodle: ummm.....pink beans?
Noodle: then they will turn gay and not be able to reproduce
Sites: oooooh, that is a good plan
Noodle: we are devious
Sites: yeah, man... the most devious of all...
Sites: WE know how to knock out the whole chinchilla race...
Noodle: AND THEIR PET POODLES TOO!
Sites: OH NO GARBER I FORGOT ABOUT THEM!
Noodle: ITS OK
Noodle: they are emo poodles and will sit and cry in the dark with out their chinchilla masters
Sites: YEESSS.
Sites: then we can throw guitars at them, and makes the write silly, depressed music?
Noodle: YES
Noodle: until they are killed by heavey metal bands
Sites: ahh, true, true.
Sites: then we will have a chichilla, poodle, and boredless world that is upside down and has happy music.
Sites: and the world can live in chaos.
Thanks, I needed that, I think :?
the most highly sophisted advance in water bed technology since gamora!
poodles are emo. their lives are hell. trust me on this.
and now I must remember to cook chili soonly
METAL!!!!!!!!!!
8)
QuoteNoodle: they are emo poodles and will sit and cry in the dark with out their chinchilla masters
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I thought rants were boring.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI thought rants were boring.
Why do you hate ineffectual intellectualism?
Quote from: LMNOQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerI thought rants were boring.
Why do you hate ineffectual intellectualism?
Who, me? Noodle was the one who said rants were boring.
Don't try changing the subject, Citizen.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: LMNOQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerI thought rants were boring.
Why do you hate ineffectual intellectualism?
Who, me? Noodle was the one who said rants were boring.
i did? heehee. i say every thing is boring at some point
this isnt a rant anyways......its a ...uh....pant...no....plant...yes a plant >_>
a fern? :D i like ferns. yis ferns are tasty and look cool
FERNS ARE EVIL :shock: with their little spores and stupid life cycle i had to learn ...grrrrrr
but they look so cool. and they the coniferous kind, meaning these sons of a bitches are tough, they do go and die in the winter like all those other flowers
Quote from: mian tiao noodleQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: LMNOQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerI thought rants were boring.
Why do you hate ineffectual intellectualism?
Who, me? Noodle was the one who said rants were boring.
i did? heehee. i say every thing is boring at some point
this isnt a rant anyways......its a ...uh....pant...no....plant...yes a plant >_>
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Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: mian tiao noodleQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: LMNOQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerI thought rants were boring.
Why do you hate ineffectual intellectualism?
Who, me? Noodle was the one who said rants were boring.
i did? heehee. i say every thing is boring at some point
this isnt a rant anyways......its a ...uh....pant...no....plant...yes a plant >_>
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ooooh roger is talented
More evil Plans:
Sites: i think we are THE coolest people ever.
Noodle: OF COURSE WE ARE
Sites: YEAH MAN. can't be DENIED. by ANYONE.
Noodle: nOO wya
Sites: soooo now... do we rule the world AND prostitute garden?
Noodle: yes sites
Noodle: now we shall plan our hostile takeover of the porn industry
Sites: okay.
Sites: so there is the porn industry... and there is US.
Sites: now what do we do?
Noodle: OK
Noodle: HERE IS THE PLAN
Noodle: WE WILL eat a bowl of CEREAL
Sites: with STRAWBERRIES? or without?
Noodle: WITH OUT
Noodle: but with LOTS OF SUGAR
Sites: OH YEAH WE NEED THAT.
Noodle: and then WE WILL MARCH TO THE PORN CAPITAL
Noodle: AND THROW OUR SPOONS AT THEM
Sites: (that we grew in prostitute garden)
Sites: AND THE PANTALOONS, garber!
Sites: don't forget about them!
Noodle: (of course)
Noodle: WE WILL PUT THE PANTALOONS OVER THEIR HEADS
Noodle: and then GIVE THEM TURKEY SANDWICHES!!!!
Sites: MUAHAHAHA.
Sites: and then they will SHRIVEL. and DIE.
Sites: and send us free porn!
Sites: then will we win?
Noodle: NO SITES
Sites: *GASP*
Noodle: THEN WE SELL THE PORN TO DIRTY OLD MEN AT INFLATED PRICES
Sites: MUAHAHAHAHA.
Sites: BUT WHAT IF THEY POP AND DEFLATE?!
Sites: THEN WHAT WILL US AND THE PORN DO??
Noodle: GO DANCING AT A DISCO CLUB!!!!
Quote from: mian tiao noodleNoodle: THEN WE SELL THE PORN TO DIRTY OLD MEN AT INFLATED PRICES
Sadly, this is the current business model already...