Principia Discordia

One person, you made happy today
now the blood pressures up, your quota's filled
get mad at me, while you pray about the bills
and now it's my fault
(no, it's everyone's fault)
and now you're just going to take it out on me

So, if you will, or if you won't
excuse me while I vomit
the bile's been spewed
it's messed up my shoes
and I'm not going to take it
so now it's my fault
(no, it's everyone's fault)
and now you're just going to take it out on me

I hate you and I hate you
and I just wanna say fuck you
but, after all that's the problem with wearing a suit
you hear it all the time
and that makes it my fault
(and, it's everyone's fault)
and now you're just going to take it out on me

so fuck you

Someone want to do the honors?

There are honor's associated with bad hippy poetry that almost, but doesn't quite, rhyme?

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerSomeone want to do the honors?

Oh, do you mean...

(http://img155.echo.cx/img155/8926/emo2020harry20potter8lc.jpg) (http://www.imageshack.us)

Either that or the magical hosrie.

Quote from: gnimbleyEither that or the magical hosrie.

No, LMNO had it right.

Magickl Hosrie is saved for special occasions, regardless of what my stupid troll thinks.

Quote from: LMNO

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerSomeone want to do the honors?

Oh, do you mean...

(http://img155.echo.cx/img155/8926/emo2020harry20potter8lc.jpg) (http://www.imageshack.us)

Thank you, my "good" man.

Quote from: John MerrickI am not a man!  I am a free animal!

Oh, wait... Hold on...

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerSomeone want to do the honors?

Oh, do you mean...

(http://img155.echo.cx/img155/8926/emo2020harry20potter8lc.jpg) (http://www.imageshack.us)

Thank you, my "good" man.

someone with photoshopping skills should edit that, give him the propper emo glasses, those stupid stripped shirts, proper emo hair etc. that might be amusing

Or better yet, find a photo of a guy like that, and just add text.

Quote from: Zurtok Khan
....
and I'm not going to take it
so now it's my fault
(no, it's everyone's fault)
and now you're just going to take it out on me.....

Sounds more like angry hippy poetry to me.  I guess in myhead I heard an angry voice, not an emo voice, not a whiney voice.  The voice of someone deciding that other people's fuck up's and attitudes are not hir fault.  The voice of someone taking their power back, taking control of their life and their peace of mind back.  I liked it :D

Cf: My Chemical Romance.

Just because you scream a lot, doesn't mean you're still not a whiney emo fuck.

Is Staind emo, or just a bunch of whiney bitches?

There's a difference?





Actually, I always assumed Staind was some horrid sub-genre:


Sensitive Nu-Metal.

Quote from: LMNOThere's a difference?





Actually, I always assumed Staind was some horrid sub-genre:


Sensitive Nu-Metal.

:shock:

please sir, do never say that again.

8)

Sensitive Nu-Metal!  Sensitive Nu-Metal!  Sensitive Nu-Metal!  Sensitive Nu-Metal!  Sensitive Nu-Metal!  Sensitive Nu-Metal!  Sensitive Nu-Metal!  Sensitive Nu-Metal!  Sensitive Nu-Metal!  Sensitive Nu-Metal!  Sensitive Nu-Metal!  Sensitive Nu-Metal!  Sensitive Nu-Metal!  Sensitive Nu-Metal!  Sensitive Nu-Metal!  Sensitive Nu-Metal!  Sensitive Nu-Metal!  Sensitive Nu-Metal!  Sensitive Nu-Metal!

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: Zurtok Khan
....
and I'm not going to take it
so now it's my fault
(no, it's everyone's fault)
and now you're just going to take it out on me.....

Sounds more like angry hippy poetry to me.  I guess in myhead I heard an angry voice, not an emo voice, not a whiney voice.  The voice of someone deciding that other people's fuck up's and attitudes are not hir fault.  The voice of someone taking their power back, taking control of their life and their peace of mind back.  I liked it :D

Why thank you El, at least you learned to read, unlike everyone else here...  :twisted:

Quote from: Anonymous

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: Zurtok Khan
....
and I'm not going to take it
so now it's my fault
(no, it's everyone's fault)
and now you're just going to take it out on me.....

Sounds more like angry hippy poetry to me.  I guess in myhead I heard an angry voice, not an emo voice, not a whiney voice.  The voice of someone deciding that other people's fuck up's and attitudes are not hir fault.  The voice of someone taking their power back, taking control of their life and their peace of mind back.  I liked it :D

Why thank you El, at least you learned to read, unlike everyone else here...  :twisted:

I was only pulling your....


...EEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Anonymous

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: Zurtok Khan
....
and I'm not going to take it
so now it's my fault
(no, it's everyone's fault)
and now you're just going to take it out on me.....

Sounds more like angry hippy poetry to me.  I guess in myhead I heard an angry voice, not an emo voice, not a whiney voice.  The voice of someone deciding that other people's fuck up's and attitudes are not hir fault.  The voice of someone taking their power back, taking control of their life and their peace of mind back.  I liked it :D

Why thank you El, at least you learned to read, unlike everyone else here...  :twisted:

I was only pulling your....


...EEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

You wanted to pull on my what?  Sexual harASSment!  You're going in the slammer this time, you dirty, dirty old man!!!  El, help me here, I want to put him in a maximum security prison so he can have his ass raped by a large man named Bubbha.  Well, that is as long as he's not in a cell with Pedro.  Then he and Pedro would be ass raping Bubbha.

Quote from: Zurtok Khan

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
I was only pulling your....


...EEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

You wanted to pull on my what?  Sexual harASSment!  You're going in the slammer this time, you dirty, dirty old man!!!  El, help me here, I want to put him in a maximum security prison so he can have his ass raped by a large man named Bubbha.  Well, that is as long as he's not in a cell with Pedro.  Then he and Pedro would be ass raping Bubbha.

HippyZ, I am not getting in between you and Rog, you are on your own there.  I didn't think your poem was emo, but if you fuck with Rog, you are on your own.  I am not sure what he was trying to pull on, though...

Wait, did you mean me or LMNO, this gets so confusing.  How about, if you mean me, call me Ellie, easier to type than Eldora :wink:

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: Zurtok Khan

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
I was only pulling your....


...EEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

You wanted to pull on my what?  Sexual harASSment!  You're going in the slammer this time, you dirty, dirty old man!!!  El, help me here, I want to put him in a maximum security prison so he can have his ass raped by a large man named Bubbha.  Well, that is as long as he's not in a cell with Pedro.  Then he and Pedro would be ass raping Bubbha.

HippyZ, I am not getting in between you and Rog, you are on your own there.  I didn't think your poem was emo, but if you fuck with Rog, you are on your own.  I am not sure what he was trying to pull on, though...

Wait, did you mean me or LMNO, this gets so confusing.  How about, if you mean me, call me Ellie, easier to type than Eldora :wink:

Pfft, I'm not afraid of Rog, he's just an Emo opie!  And, besides the only people I'm afraid of are the one's who have my address (yes, I phear teh Gnimbly). And, I was refering to you Ellie.  LMNO is also an emo opie.

Which brings up another question, how long has the term Opie been in use?  I saw the movie, well it was on and I was mostly ignoring it, Major Paine and he called one of the white kids Opie :shock:

Quote from: Zurtok Khan

You wanted to pull on my what?  Sexual harASSment!  You're going in the slammer this time, you dirty, dirty old man!!!  El, help me here, I want to put him in a maximum security prison so he can have his ass raped by a large man named Bubbha.  Well, that is as long as he's not in a cell with Pedro.  Then he and Pedro would be ass raping Bubbha.

Is that like the prison version of Buddha?

Quote from: Zurtok Khan

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: Zurtok Khan

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
I was only pulling your....


...EEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

You wanted to pull on my what?  Sexual harASSment!  You're going in the slammer this time, you dirty, dirty old man!!!  El, help me here, I want to put him in a maximum security prison so he can have his ass raped by a large man named Bubbha.  Well, that is as long as he's not in a cell with Pedro.  Then he and Pedro would be ass raping Bubbha.

HippyZ, I am not getting in between you and Rog, you are on your own there.  I didn't think your poem was emo, but if you fuck with Rog, you are on your own.  I am not sure what he was trying to pull on, though...

Wait, did you mean me or LMNO, this gets so confusing.  How about, if you mean me, call me Ellie, easier to type than Eldora :wink:

Pfft, I'm not afraid of Rog, he's just an Emo opie!  And, besides the only people I'm afraid of are the one's who have my address (yes, I phear teh Gnimbly). And, I was refering to you Ellie.  LMNO is also an emo opie.

Nothing to be afraid of, here.  :twisted:

That was precisely the point I was trying to make.  It's much better if you let go of all attachments and let Bubbha take you all natural like  :twisted:

Quote from: Zurtok Khan

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: Zurtok Khan

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
I was only pulling your....


...EEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

You wanted to pull on my what?  Sexual harASSment!  You're going in the slammer this time, you dirty, dirty old man!!!  El, help me here, I want to put him in a maximum security prison so he can have his ass raped by a large man named Bubbha.  Well, that is as long as he's not in a cell with Pedro.  Then he and Pedro would be ass raping Bubbha.

HippyZ, I am not getting in between you and Rog, you are on your own there.  I didn't think your poem was emo, but if you fuck with Rog, you are on your own.  I am not sure what he was trying to pull on, though...

Wait, did you mean me or LMNO, this gets so confusing.  How about, if you mean me, call me Ellie, easier to type than Eldora :wink:

Pfft, I'm not afraid of Rog, he's just an Emo opie!  And, besides the only people I'm afraid of are the one's who have my address (yes, I phear teh Gnimbly). And, I was refering to you Ellie.  LMNO is also an emo opie.

I know where you work you dirty faerie hippy :twisted:

Quote from: Zurtok KhanLMNO is also an emo opie.

[Sting in Dune]

I WILL kill him!

[/Sting in Dune]

Quote from: Zurtok KhanAnd, besides the only people I'm afraid of are the one's who have my address (yes, I phear teh Gnimbly).

pphhhhffffffftttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!
gnimbley is a softie
i have your address, too
ph3ar the bunny!

Sorry Khan, but fluffy is my secretary and she knows everything.

Quote from: Zurtok KhanPlease, no pipebombs, mailbombs, or strange radioactive objects.

fluffy?

fluffy!

Stop!

Get away from that mailbox!

For the love of...

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Quote from: Zurtok Khan

You wanted to pull on my what?  Sexual harASSment!  You're going in the slammer this time, you dirty, dirty old man!!!  El, help me here, I want to put him in a maximum security prison so he can have his ass raped by a large man named Bubbha.  Well, that is as long as he's not in a cell with Pedro.  Then he and Pedro would be ass raping Bubbha.

Is that like the prison version of Buddha?

"You know how people always flip out and believe they're Jesus? How come nobody flip out and believes they're Buddha? Especially in this country, where more people resemble Buddha?
'I'm Buddha.'
'Yer Bubba!'
'I'm Buddha now. I've only got to change three letters on my belt buckle.'
[/Bill Hicks]