Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: noworldorder on June 18, 2005, 10:16:40 PM

Title: canadian discordians?
Post by: noworldorder on June 18, 2005, 10:16:40 PM
specifically in the ottawa area? i'm moving there soon and i ain't no libertarian, unless by that you mean anarchist.
Title: canadian discordians?
Post by: Malaul on June 18, 2005, 10:26:29 PM
you need to talk to horab
Title: canadian discordians?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 18, 2005, 11:16:01 PM
anarchist canadians?

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Title: canadian discordians?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 18, 2005, 11:18:02 PM
Quote from: Tomorrow Comes Todayanarchist canadians?

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Canadians get a rash when they see litter. :lol:
Title: canadian discordians?
Post by: hooplala on June 22, 2005, 05:32:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Tomorrow Comes Todayanarchist canadians?

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Canadians get a rash when they see litter. :lol:


Phah - You're living in the 90's - everything has gone downhill everywhere, including Canada.  There's not as much garbage blowing around on the streets here in Toronto as, say, Toledo Ohio, but its filthy enough.

Anarchists though?  I know people who consider themselves anarchists but they always seem to me to be the type who would be the first ones killed if anarchy ever did go down.  D&D playing twerps, with long red goatees . . .
Title: canadian discordians?
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on June 22, 2005, 06:37:54 PM
Quote from: Christ RawD&D playing twerps, with long red goatees . . .
Always first on my lists...
Title: canadian discordians?
Post by: Horab Fibslager on June 23, 2005, 12:38:21 AM
i live on the left side of the country, just to teh right of the rockies.
Title: canadian discordians?
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on June 23, 2005, 01:28:08 AM
Quote from: synaptyx
Quote from: Christ RawD&D playing twerps, with long red goatees . . .
Always first on my lists...

You get the twerps, I get the reheads with goatees, fair enough? :wink:
Title: canadian discordians?
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on June 23, 2005, 11:06:59 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: synaptyx
Quote from: Christ RawD&D playing twerps, with long red goatees . . .
Always first on my lists...

You get the twerps, I get the reheads with goatees, fair enough? :wink:
Deal. 8)
Title: canadian discordians?
Post by: hooplala on June 23, 2005, 01:58:19 PM
Quote from: synaptyx
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: synaptyx
Quote from: Christ RawD&D playing twerps, with long red goatees . . .
Always first on my lists...

You get the twerps, I get the reheads with goatees, fair enough? :wink:
Deal. 8)

Don't forget the ginger pubes!

GOOD LORD how can anyone forget the ginger pubes?!?
Title: canadian discordians?
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on June 23, 2005, 02:17:52 PM
I think I will, thanks.
Title: canadian discordians?
Post by: AFK on June 23, 2005, 03:38:46 PM
Not all Canadians are to be trifled with:
Actually if you are Border Patrol you trifle with them, you take their bloody chainsaw, and then you let them continue on into the U.S.  

Thanks Homeland Security!!!!  We surely our safe and sound in your hands!!!

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/06/07/border.crossing.ap/
Title: canadian discordians?
Post by: hooplala on June 23, 2005, 03:42:12 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?Not all Canadians are to be trifled with:
Actually if you are Border Patrol you trifle with them, you take their bloody chainsaw, and then you let them continue on into the U.S.  

Thanks Homeland Security!!!!  We surely our safe and sound in your hands!!!

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/06/07/border.crossing.ap/


What have we learned?  NEVER FUCK WITH A CANADIAN CARRYING A CHAINSAW.

Seriously, though, has anyone ever seen a more bizarre mugshot?  How did people in his town not know he was a looney?
Title: canadian discordians?
Post by: AFK on June 23, 2005, 03:51:05 PM
Quote from: Christ Raw

What have we learned?  NEVER FUCK WITH A CANADIAN CARRYING A CHAINSAW.

Seriously, though, has anyone ever seen a more bizarre mugshot?  How did people in his town not know he was a looney?

Visit Calais, Maine and you will discover the answer to your question.  Trust me, it wouldn't be hard for him to blend in.
Title: canadian discordians?
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 23, 2005, 05:18:47 PM
They all look like insane fish people pulled out of something from Jhonen Vasquez?

Now I have to visit.
Title: canadian discordians?
Post by: AFK on June 23, 2005, 05:29:42 PM
Quote from: FnordiscordiaThey all look like insane fish people pulled out of something from Jhonen Vasquez?

Now I have to visit.

It depends on the level of Milwaukee's Best in their blood stream.
Title: canadian discordians?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 23, 2005, 08:42:21 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?
Quote from: Christ Raw

What have we learned?  NEVER FUCK WITH A CANADIAN CARRYING A CHAINSAW.

Seriously, though, has anyone ever seen a more bizarre mugshot?  How did people in his town not know he was a looney?

Visit Calais, Maine and you will discover the answer to your question.  Trust me, it wouldn't be hard for him to blend in.

FACT: CALAIS, MAINE = OXYCONTIN CAPITAL OF THE WORLD

ALSO FACT: MR. DESPRES WAS A NATURALIZED US CITIZEN, THEREFORE THE BORDER PATROL COULD NOT LEGALLY BAR HIM FROM ENTERING THE US.

ALSO FACT: PEOPLE FROM NEW BRUNSWICK ARE ONLY SLIGHTLY LESS INBRED AND INSANE THAN PEOPLE FROM QUEBEC, SO CARRYING A BLOODY CHAINSAW AND HAVING A GREASY DEVIL-LOCK IS CONSIDERED NORMAL.

D/N/T FRENCH CANADIANS.

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Title: canadian discordians?
Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on June 23, 2005, 09:24:42 PM
stop with the caps please for the love of eris
Title: canadian discordians?
Post by: Bella on June 23, 2005, 09:28:47 PM
Quote from: DiLstop with the caps please for the love of eris
I suspect he has a cold and his ears are plugged up, so he can't hear how loud he's typing.
Title: canadian discordians?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 23, 2005, 10:07:07 PM
SORRY.

I'LL TRY TO KEEP IT DOWN.

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Title: canadian discordians?
Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on June 23, 2005, 10:19:30 PM
it just disturbs me to see so many caps.
Title: canadian discordians?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 23, 2005, 10:26:33 PM
YOU SEEM TO BE IMPLYING THAT THAT SHOULD BE MY CONCERN.

D/N/T

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Title: canadian discordians?
Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on June 23, 2005, 10:28:14 PM
*STAB*
STOP
*STAB*
WITH
*STAB*
THE
*STAB*
GODAMN
*STAB*
CAPS!!
*UBERSTAB*





Please  :D
Title: canadian discordians?
Post by: CannedLizard on June 23, 2005, 10:29:42 PM
Quote from: DiLit just disturbs me to see so many caps.

(http://lib1.store.vip.sc5.yahoo.com/lib/hitrunscore/cooperstown-baseball-caps-hats.jpg)

Don't saw you didn't ask for it.
Title: canadian discordians?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 23, 2005, 10:33:07 PM
THAT IS THE CORRECT ANSWER.

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Title: canadian discordians?
Post by: AFK on June 24, 2005, 02:52:02 PM
Wanna have some fun at the Canadian Border?  Try crossing with a friend of yours who happens to be a correctional officer at the Washington County Jail and forgets to leave his weapon at home.  I have to say those chairs at Customs are mighty cumfy and their water is exquisite.  Although, I think they could tone down the flourescent lighting.  

To top the night off, when we finally were allowed to cross over into New Brunswick, we went to a pool hall where I proceeded to be hit on by a very strange looking man.  Fortunately, my friend stepped in and convinced him it was in his best interest to find a dark corner to get lost in.
Title: canadian discordians?
Post by: LMNO on June 24, 2005, 02:58:41 PM
What was Zurtok Khan doing in Canada?
Title: canadian discordians?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 24, 2005, 03:12:06 PM
ZANG!

:lol:
Title: canadian discordians?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 24, 2005, 03:13:07 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?Wanna have some fun at the Canadian Border?  Try crossing with a friend of yours who happens to be a correctional officer at the Washington County Jail and forgets to leave his weapon at home.  I have to say those chairs at Customs are mighty cumfy and their water is exquisite.  Although, I think they could tone down the flourescent lighting.  

To top the night off, when we finally were allowed to cross over into New Brunswick, we went to a pool hall where I proceeded to be hit on by a very strange looking man.  Fortunately, my friend stepped in and convinced him it was in his best interest to find a dark corner to get lost in.

THIS IS WHY I TAKE THE STUDMILL ROAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION.

TCT,
NEVER GETS HASSLED AT DAAQUAM OR ST PAMPHILE

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Title: Re: canadian discordians?
Post by: hooplala on January 28, 2008, 10:16:44 PM
Hugh changed his name to Drunken Monkey Cabal??
Title: Re: canadian discordians?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 28, 2008, 10:53:13 PM
no, DiL.
Title: Re: canadian discordians?
Post by: hooplala on January 28, 2008, 10:56:35 PM
Oh.
Title: Re: canadian discordians?
Post by: LMNO on January 29, 2008, 02:00:34 PM
Wait, Hugh changed his name to DiL?!
Title: Re: canadian discordians?
Post by: Cain on January 29, 2008, 02:33:12 PM
OMG HUGH IS DIL?
Title: Re: canadian discordians?
Post by: hooplala on January 29, 2008, 10:59:38 PM
OH MAH FUCKIN GAWD!
Title: Re: canadian discordians?
Post by: AFK on June 08, 2010, 08:51:42 PM
Oh my fucking bump!