Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 08, 2003, 09:02:24 PM

Title: Rev Roger Sermon #23: Bad Vibes in Mudville
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 08, 2003, 09:02:24 PM
Blarg!
Title: Rev Roger Sermon #23: Bad Vibes in Mudville
Post by: Trollax on September 09, 2003, 03:56:28 AM
You thuddite clothed in the livery of the apple!

The state is a prison for the mind and when that doesn't work we torture the body to get at the mind... yet the body is not a prison for the mind... merely a place to lay your ontological hat for a few decades. How can they take away what cannot be taken?

You talk of freedom as though it were a physical place? Sysyphus is happy. While you constantly fire that metaphorical gun into your head whilst throwing a tantrum at the world, screaming and crying that it has not given you everything you expect it to. So they can take me away and lock me in a cage, sodomise me with nighsticks, and bathe me in nitric acid and the least anyone will know of me is the official story, that I was a terrorist who planned to put LSD in half the state's water supply...

No! I say.
No! because that is freedom, and socrates drank hemloc because freedom was more important than his life. He proved that the state could not rule his mind. They expect you to run too, and you will, by the thousands to canada and mexico and to australia and europe... how far can you run from the beast? The only way you can truly get away from it is to go insane, because that's where it is.

You are all insane! Because you insist that they are taking away illusion which don't exist, and you constantly cry that you have lost your souls!
You are no different than they are, they take away your "Freedom" because they see threats all around them, You cry for your "Freedom" because you see threats above you!

There is no friend anywhere

There is no enemy anywhere

There are no such things as rights and it is not an "advancement" that we developed them, truly are we spoilt by our leaders that they do not simply kill 100 citizens because we did not discover the terrorists ourselves! When the revolution comes will you be the one to say "look what you made me do?" to the perpetrators of this "inhumanity" or will you cry because the cycle has not ended. Rebellion itself is a rule, the only true freedom lies in total chaos, the balance between every single pair of nonopposites...

Fuck the revolution!
Illuminus Omni Arcanum!

~Trollax Trollax~
Title: Rev Roger Sermon #23: Bad Vibes in Mudville
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2003, 06:43:04 AM
Wow.
Title: Rev Roger Sermon #23: Bad Vibes in Mudville
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on September 09, 2003, 06:47:51 AM
wow trollax, you've managed to impressed the good reverend
Title: Rev Roger Sermon #23: Bad Vibes in Mudville
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2003, 04:18:42 PM
Quote from: Hotsuma 7.0wow trollax, you've managed to impressed the good reverend

That's not so hard.  People impress me all the time...but in this case, well, WOW.

Trollax, you really should start a thread for that post.  It's too good to get lost in someone eslse's thread, especially seeing as how my sermons drop off fairly quickly.

Well done.
Title: Rev Roger Sermon #23: Bad Vibes in Mudville
Post by: Official on September 09, 2003, 10:02:25 PM
Trollax....WOWOW!

Do start a thread for that.
Title: Rev Roger Sermon #23: Bad Vibes in Mudville
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2003, 12:36:48 AM
Damn.  Punked out on my own thread... :(
Title: Rev Roger Sermon #23: Bad Vibes in Mudville
Post by: Trollax on September 10, 2003, 02:45:42 AM
Well I had two thoughts upon my submission on this post...
Either A: People will see some semblance of sense in my rantings
or B: Everyone will go nuts.

I never counted on C actually.....

So may I also say wow.

~Stunned Trollax~
Title: Rev Roger Sermon #23: Bad Vibes in Mudville
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 09, 2005, 07:25:44 PM
bumped to show that once upon a time, Trollaxe didn't totally suck.

8)
Title: Rev Roger Sermon #23: Bad Vibes in Mudville
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 09, 2005, 07:39:13 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustlebumped to show that once upon a time, Trollaxe didn't totally suck.

8)

We all know that.

But nothing wrong with sucking if it is at the appropriate time and place and anatomical positions can be maintained.
Title: Rev Roger Sermon #23: Bad Vibes in Mudville
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 09, 2005, 07:47:17 PM
that may be so, but it's nothing I want to hear about when we're discussing Trollaxe.

8)
Title: Rev Roger Sermon #23: Bad Vibes in Mudville
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 09, 2005, 07:51:06 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustlethat may be so, but it's nothing I want to hear about when we're discussing Trollaxe.

8)

Truth that.

What's up with Roger's nun?

(Since we're on the topic of anatomy.)
Title: Rev Roger Sermon #23: Bad Vibes in Mudville
Post by: LMNO on November 09, 2005, 07:51:53 PM
Oh, and is this the point where we notice TGRR has taken down all his rants (again?)
Title: Rev Roger Sermon #23: Bad Vibes in Mudville
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 09, 2005, 07:56:10 PM
Quote from: eroticOh, and is this the point where we notice TGRR has taken down all his rants (again?)

Heh.

It's actually quite funny.

Shit, I suppose I could go back and remember all the rants I posted....but why would I want to torture myself?
Title: Rev Roger Sermon #23: Bad Vibes in Mudville
Post by: LMNO on November 09, 2005, 07:56:53 PM
I'm sure he just has his "bots" do it.
Title: Rev Roger Sermon #23: Bad Vibes in Mudville
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 09, 2005, 07:57:43 PM
Quote from: eroticI'm sure he just has his "bots" do it.


Bots, huh?

Are those like Czech sex slaves?
Title: Rev Roger Sermon #23: Bad Vibes in Mudville
Post by: LMNO on November 09, 2005, 07:58:34 PM
Now there's an idea...
Title: Rev Roger Sermon #23: Bad Vibes in Mudville
Post by: DJRubberducky on November 09, 2005, 09:27:51 PM
Bots?  Aren't those Thai units of currency?
Title: Rev Roger Sermon #23: Bad Vibes in Mudville
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 09, 2005, 09:28:33 PM
Quote from: DJRubberduckyBots?  Aren't those Thai units of currency?

Or Thai sex slaves?
Title: Rev Roger Sermon #23: Bad Vibes in Mudville
Post by: DJRubberducky on November 09, 2005, 09:31:06 PM
Dude, you're giving me flashbacks to my 8th grade English teacher.  After he killed himself, something came out in the paper how he'd gone to Thailand for the Peace Corps and said he liked it because it offered easy sex with children.
Title: Rev Roger Sermon #23: Bad Vibes in Mudville
Post by: hooplala on November 09, 2005, 09:39:45 PM
Quote from: DJRubberduckyDude, you're giving me flashbacks to my 8th grade English teacher.  After he killed himself, something came out in the paper how he'd gone to Thailand for the Peace Corps and said he liked it because it offered easy sex with children.

Your teacher didn't kill himself, he moved to Salizore and took over.
Title: Rev Roger Sermon #23: Bad Vibes in Mudville
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 09, 2005, 09:49:44 PM
Quote from: DJRubberduckyDude, you're giving me flashbacks to my 8th grade English teacher.  After he killed himself, something came out in the paper how he'd gone to Thailand for the Peace Corps and said he liked it because it offered easy sex with children.

I didn't say anything about children. Sicko!
Title: Rev Roger Sermon #23: Bad Vibes in Mudville
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2005, 12:23:40 AM
Quote from: eroticOh, and is this the point where we notice TGRR has taken down all his rants (again?)

Naw.  I just moved them, is all.

TGRR,
Doesn't feel the need to explain.
Title: Rev Roger Sermon #23: Bad Vibes in Mudville
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on November 10, 2005, 01:20:02 AM
Flouncy McPoutypants.
Title: Rev Roger Sermon #23: Bad Vibes in Mudville
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2005, 01:26:50 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodFlouncy McPoutypants.

Troof.

Of course, if I had LEFT them here after what was said/done, you could just stick a dress on me and call me Nancy.

TGRR,
Chose the lesser of two bad choices.
Title: Rev Roger Sermon #23: Bad Vibes in Mudville
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 10, 2005, 07:40:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodFlouncy McPoutypants.

Troof.

Of course, if I had LEFT them here after what was said/done, you could just stick a dress on me and call me Nancy.

TGRR,
Chose the lesser of two bad choices.

It could be worse. They could stick a dress on you and make you where a clown wig. See? There is a silver lining left in life just yet.