Forget what you thought Haiku is.
No rules here; no rhyme, no counting syllables or lines.
Only one rule, and it's fairly easy to grasp.
Rather inane, I'll admit...
Damn.
(typos edited)
I suck.
Everything I write is shit.
Cultivate discontent,
but don't use Miracle Gro.
What's with
The emo free-verse haiku?
Cut that shit out.
Dammit! I'm NOT EMO!
*sob!*
Why oh why must I be so tortured and humiliated?
For somebody cried out "What's with The emo free-verse haiku?"
Nobody understood him
Only one post had followed the Rule
Really, it's not that hard to figure out
Do make an effort, OK?
feather-light, the sunbeams fell to Earth unheard
November mornings sliced to a thousand diamonds
onyx slashes of asphalt stained red
roadkill
Dinner anyone?
Quote from: Saint FnordiusFor somebody cried out "What's with The emo free-verse haiku?"
Nobody understood him
Only one post had followed the Rule
Really, it's not that hard to figure out
Do make an effort, OK?
yeah
i
get
it
now quit buggin me.
Five-star saint was annoyed:
Now quit buggin me was his missive
Only he forgot to notice
Reading was of his own volition
D'oh!
That's not nice:
I have
a
mental condition
that forces me to read every single post on a forum.
Barstools don't alter
themselves based on which side of
your face gets caved in.
That's my first haiku, I think.
Quote from: Alty on November 09, 2013, 11:12:28 PM
Barstools don't alter
themselves based on which side of
your face gets caved in.
That's my first haiku, I think.
:golfclap: Very nice.