Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Literate Chaotic => Topic started by: Saint Fnordius on June 27, 2005, 04:03:00 PM

Title: Discordian Haiku
Post by: Saint Fnordius on June 27, 2005, 04:03:00 PM
Forget what you thought Haiku is.
No rules here; no rhyme, no counting syllables or lines.
Only one rule, and it's fairly easy to grasp.
Rather inane, I'll admit...
Damn.


(typos edited)
Title: Discordian Haiku
Post by: the other anonymous on June 28, 2005, 08:47:59 AM
I suck.
Everything I write is shit.
Cultivate discontent,
but don't use Miracle Gro.
Title: Discordian Haiku
Post by: LMNO on June 28, 2005, 03:31:55 PM
What's with
The emo free-verse haiku?
Cut that shit out.
Title: Discordian Haiku
Post by: the other anonymous on June 29, 2005, 05:57:12 AM
Dammit! I'm NOT EMO!

*sob!*

Why oh why must I be so tortured and humiliated?
Title: Discordian Haiku
Post by: Saint Fnordius on June 29, 2005, 07:25:21 AM
For somebody cried out "What's with The emo free-verse haiku?"
Nobody understood him
Only one post had followed the Rule
Really, it's not that hard to figure out
Do make an effort, OK?
Title: Discordian Haiku
Post by: Guido Finucci on June 29, 2005, 08:05:48 AM
feather-light, the sunbeams fell to Earth unheard
November mornings sliced to a thousand diamonds
onyx slashes of asphalt stained red
roadkill
Dinner anyone?
Title: Discordian Haiku
Post by: LMNO on June 29, 2005, 02:20:39 PM
Quote from: Saint FnordiusFor somebody cried out "What's with The emo free-verse haiku?"
Nobody understood him
Only one post had followed the Rule
Really, it's not that hard to figure out
Do make an effort, OK?


yeah
i
get
it
now quit buggin me.
Title: Discordian Haiku
Post by: Saint Fnordius on June 29, 2005, 03:46:06 PM
Five-star saint was annoyed:
Now quit buggin me was his missive
Only he forgot to notice
Reading was of his own volition
D'oh!
Title: Discordian Haiku
Post by: LMNO on June 29, 2005, 03:48:14 PM
That's not nice:
I have
a
mental condition
that forces me to read every single post on a forum.
Title: Re: Discordian Haiku
Post by: Salty on November 09, 2013, 11:12:28 PM
Barstools don't alter
themselves based on which side of
your face gets caved in.

That's my first haiku, I think.
Title: Re: Discordian Haiku
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 10, 2013, 06:41:22 AM
Quote from: Alty on November 09, 2013, 11:12:28 PM
Barstools don't alter
themselves based on which side of
your face gets caved in.

That's my first haiku, I think.

:golfclap: Very nice.