A list of all the songs
http://www.iamthebeatles.com/article1411.html
Down the side of this page is a list of the albums. If you click the album you get info on it and the lyrics to the songs
http://www.iamthebeatles.com/
MY FAVORITE BEATLES SONG?
"MARK DAVID CHAPMAN" BY ...AND YOU WILL KNOW US BY THE TRAIL OF DEAD
TCT,
UNWILLING TO STAY QUIET AND LET THIS TURN INTO HIPPIE.COM FORUMS
Really, I would think you would like a song like this one :?
Quote from: She's Leaving HomeWednesday morning at five o'clock as the day begins
Silently closing her bedroom door, leaving the note that she hoped would say more
She goes downstairs to the kitchen, clutching her handkerchief,
Quietly turning the back door key, stepping outside she is free
She (we gave her most of our lives), is leaving (sacrificed most of our lives)
home (we gave her everything money could buy),
She's leaving home after living alone for so many years (bye bye)
Father snores as his wife gets into her dressing gown
Picks up the letter that's lying there, standing alone at the top of the stairs
She breaks down and cries to her husband daddy our baby's gone Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly, how could she do this to me?
She (We never thought of ourselves), is leaving (never a thought for ourselves),
home (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)
She's leaving home after living alone for so many years (bye, bye), Friday morning at nine o'clock she is far away
Waiting to keep the appointment she made, meeting a man from the motor trade
She (what did we do that was wrong), is having (we didn't know it was wrong),
fun (fun is the one thing that money can't buy)
Something inside that was always denied for so many years (bye, bye), she's leaving home (bye ,bye)
Recorded at Studio Two, Abbey Road, March 17 & 20, 1967.The album version is mixed from take 9.
Earlier in the year 1967, Paul came across a newspaper article in the Daily Mail about a seventeen-year-old girl who had been missing for weeks. The article quoted her father saying "I can't imagine why she should run away, she has everything here." Based on this article, Paul wrote She's Leaving Home.
Quote from: Lennon/McCarthy
I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me
She showed me her room, isn't it good, norwegian wood?
She asked me to stay and she told me to sit anywhere
So I looked around and I noticed there wasn't a chair
I sat on the rug, biding my time, drinking her wine
We talked until two and then she said, "It's time for bed"
She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh
I told her I didn't and crawled off to sleep in the bath
And when I awoke I was alone, this bird had flown
So I lit a fire, isn't it good, norwegian wood?
And their Big TOP 40 Hit!
Quote from: Lennon/McCarthy
Why don't we do it in the road? Mm
Why don't we do it in the road? Ah
Why don't we do it in the road? Mm
Why don't we do it in the road? Mm
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road?
Ooh
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it, do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road?
SORRY BABE, I JUST DON'T DIG 'EM. DOESN'T MEAN I'LL THINK ANY LESS OF PEOPLE WHO DO.
ALSO DOESN'T MEAN I WON'T TAKE THE CHANCE TO MAKE CRACKS ABOUT THEM.
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Thanks, gnimbley, those are two of my fav's and I hadn't got to the lyrics for those yet :lol:
I didn't realize this was based on a true story :shock:
QuoteThe Beatles generally didn't care much for this song, except McCartney, who wrote it. What does it mean? It's a novelty song about a serial killer, Maxwell Edison, a medical student who first kills his girlfriend with a silver hammer, then a teacher, followed by a judge. The "pataphysical," is an avant-garde word invented by Alfred Jarry, a French pioneer of the absurd theatre, which describes a branch of metaphysics.
Quote from: Maxwell's Silver HammerJoan was quizzical, studied pataphysical science in the home
Late nights all alone with her a test tube, Oh, oh, oh, oh
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine, calls her on the phone, "Can I take you out to the pictures Jo-o-o-oan?"
But as she's getting ready to go, a knock comes on the door
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again, teacher gets annoyed, Wishing to avoid and unpleasant scene-e-e-ene
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away, so he waits behind, Writing fifty times "I must not be so-o-o-o" But when she turns her back on the boy, he creeps up from behind
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead, P.C. thirty one said "we've caught a dirty one"
Maxwell stands alone, painting testimonial pictures, oh, oh, oh,oh
Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery, say he must go free, The judge does not agree, and he tells them so-o-o-o
But, as the words are leaving his lips, a noise comes from behind
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that he was dead, Silver hammer man
Quote from: Tomorrow Comes TodayMY FAVORITE BEATLES SONG?
"MARK DAVID CHAPMAN" BY ...AND YOU WILL KNOW US BY THE TRAIL OF DEAD
TCT,
UNWILLING TO STAY QUIET AND LET THIS TURN INTO HIPPIE.COM FORUMS
I hate to tell you, but this may have been a hippy forum before you got here and it may continue to be one. I could be wrong, but there is a strong hippy presense here whether you like it or not :wink:
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: Tomorrow Comes TodayMY FAVORITE BEATLES SONG?
"MARK DAVID CHAPMAN" BY ...AND YOU WILL KNOW US BY THE TRAIL OF DEAD
TCT,
UNWILLING TO STAY QUIET AND LET THIS TURN INTO HIPPIE.COM FORUMS
I hate to tell you, but this may have been a hippy forum before you got here and it may continue to be one. I could be wrong, but there is a strong hippy presense here whether you like it or not :wink:
LAST I CHECKED, THIS WAS A DISCORDIAN/ERISIAN FORUM. THAT THERE ARE HIPPIES HERE DOES NOT MAKE IT A HIPPIE FORUM, NOR DOES IT MEAN THAT EVERYONE HERE WANTS TO BE INUNDATED WITH ALL OF THIS NEWFOUND HIPPIE PROPAGANDA.
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My favorite beatle's song is "Dead Skin Mask".
I also like "No Remorse (I wanna die)"
Wait...
..no
Those aren't beatles songs.....
In fact, I don't even those songs; what the fuck?
Ok, my favorite beatle's song is "A Lapdance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying"!
KILL THE HIPPIES!!!
BURN THEM BEFORE THEY KILL OUR SOAP!!
QUICKLY GET THE HOSES AND INDUSTRIAL CLEANER!!
:twisted:
QuoteWhat I believe to be one of Lennon's greatest songs is "In My Life." In this he is reflecting on his boyhood days, where he is imagining a bus ride through the streets of Liverpool from his house on Menlove Avenue to the docks, whereby he used all the places that held a special significance to him as a young boy. It was Lennon's nostalgic way of mentioning the friends and lovers and the world he left behind. Upon his tragic death in 1980, this song took on the role as his personal epitaph, something that I believe Lennon would have wanted.This song and "Imagine," are those by Lennon that hold the most meaning for me. This was recorded on October 18 and 22, 1965.
Quote from: In My LifeThere are places I remember, all my life, though some have changed
Some forever not for better, some have gone and some remain
All these places have their moments, with lovers and friends, I still can recall
Some are dead and some are living, in my life, I've loved them all
But of all these friends and lovers, there is no one compares with you
And these memories lose their meaning, when I think of love as something new
Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them, in my life I love you more
Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them, in my life I love you more, in my life I love you more
*Stabs madam eldora*
:D
Quote from: DiL*Stabs madam eldora*
:D
Hippies always have a first aid kit, or at big gatherings, first aid stations :wink:
Someone has to be ready in case of an attack of brown acid :shock: :wink: :lol:
GET USED TO IT, DiL.
THIS IS HOW SHE TROLLS.
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hey stop it.
i tried jo!
i will stab then untill there are no more hippies.
even if it means i have to use a butter knife,i shall never let you damn hippie scum win!
*stab* oh and *stomps on your first aid kit/station*
:twisted:
Quote from: DiLi will stab then untill there are no more hippies.
even if it means i have to use a butter knife,i shall never let you damn hippie scum win!
*stab* oh and *stomps on your first aid kit/station*
:twisted:
But, we all have first aid kits, there is always one I can borrow. Plus, being a woman I always have a bunch of stuff in my purse that can double as bandages :lol:
*HANDS DiL A FLAMETHROWER*
:twisted:
*hugs flamethrower* napalm my one true friend
*torches eldora and every godamn hippie on this earth*
DIE HEATHEN SCUM! :twisted:
QuoteRecorded on October 21 and 22, 1965, this song by Lennon is distinctive because it was the first Beatles' song not to be about love. It was written as John's desperation of feeling like the "Nowhere Man." One day after writing songs for five solid hours, he feared he could not complete another song for this album. It describes John's deficiency in his belief in himself to finish songs.
Quote from: Nowhere ManHe's a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land, making all his nowhere plans for nobody
Doesn't have a point of view, knows not where he's going to, isn't he a bit like you and me?
Nowhere man please listen, you don't know what you're missing, nowhere man, the world is at your command
He's as blind as he can be, just sees what he wants to see, nowhere man, can you see me at all
Nowhere man don't worry, take your time, don't hurry, leave it all, till somebody else, lends you a hand
Ah, la, la, la, la
Doesn't have a point of view, knows not where he's going to, isn't he a bit like you and me?
Nowhere man please listen, you don't know what you're missing, nowhere man, The world is at your command
Ah, la, la, la, la
He's a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land, making all his nowhere plans for nobody
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody, making all his nowhere plans for nobody
*burns eldora again*
why wont you die?!!! :evil:
Quote from: DiL*hugs flamethrower* napalm my one true friend
*torches eldora and every godamn hippie on this earth*
DIE HEATHEN SCUM! :twisted:
Nope, I'll just jump in the lake. We are of the Heathe, so that is not an insult, and you alone are not enough to do us any harm. We have survived Reagonomics. We have survived, so far, the Bush years. We have survived the birthday parties of 4 year olds. :shock:
We are gathering strength for the coming storm, are you?
And you forgot about the Silly Putty :lol:
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: DiL*hugs flamethrower* napalm my one true friend
*torches eldora and every godamn hippie on this earth*
DIE HEATHEN SCUM! :twisted:
Nope, I'll just jump in the lake.
ya might get clean if u did that. uld probably prefer to burn :D
*stab*
Hippies bathe, you have to stop listening to the propaganda from teh other side.
the propaganda is right doe.
and this is merely retribution for the emo jibes,
i shall at last have my vengence!! mwahaha :D
Quote from: Tomorrow Comes TodayGET USED TO IT, DiL.
THIS IS HOW SHE TROLLS.
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As opposed to Turd who trolls using all caps and telling everyone that
everything sucks and that society should be destroyed.
Or is that Roger?
I forget.
Quote from: gnimbleyQuote from: Tomorrow Comes TodayGET USED TO IT, DiL.
THIS IS HOW SHE TROLLS.
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As opposed to Turd who trolls using all caps and telling everyone that
everything sucks and that society should be destroyed.
Or is that Roger?
I forget.
I think either Roger or possibly CHEF is trying to train Turd, but something has gone amiss, I'm afraid, hehehe :shock:
*drops a hippie/emo neutron bomb*
BUAHAMUAHAHABUAHAMUAH!
Missing an electron? I BET!
Say goodbye to being alive!
Quote from: I'm Looking Through You
I'm looking through you, where did you go? I thought I knew you, what did I know?
You don't look different, but you have changed, I'm looking through you, you're not the same
Your lips are moving, I cannot hear, Your voice is soothing, but the words aren't clear
You don't sound different, I've learned the game, I'm looking through you, you're not the same
Why, tell me why did you not treat me right, love has a nasty habit of disappearing overnight You're thinking of me, the same old way, You were above me, but not today
The only difference is you're down there, I'm looking through you, and you're nowhere
Why, tell me why did you not treat me right,love has a nasty habit of disappearing overnight
I'm looking through you, where did you go? I thought I knew you, what did I know?
You don't look different, but you have changed, I'm looking through you, you're not the same
Yeah, Oh, baby you've changed, aah, I'm looking through you, yeah, I'm looking through you, you've changed,
You've changed, you've changed, you've changed
My favorite Beatles song changes with my mood and I like a lot of their work. What I can't stand is when whoever churns out elevator music does instrumentals of Beatles tunes. It makes me foam at the mouth and tear my hair out and then I lose control and really go nuts.
HOLY SHIT!!! HIPPIE FUCKING ZOMBIES!!
FUN FOR YOUR RUCKING LIVES!!!!!
Quote from: FnordiscordiaHOLY SHIT!!! HIPPIE FUCKING ZOMBIES!!
FUN FOR YOUR RUCKING LIVES!!!!!
Would that be hippie zombies or zombified hippies :?
No no, I mean zombies that have sex with hippies...
..at first its not so dangerous.....
Untill hippie/zombie hybrids are birthed.
Then it gets ugly. Real ugly.
(http://www.autopsybabies.com/saelem4.jpg)
I dunno. I think that's kind of a cute little fellow, myself. :twisted:
Oh they're cute enough, but wait until you don't let them smoke any of your pot.
needs more hair, hehehe :twisted:
Quote from: FnordiscordiaOh they're cute enough, but wait until you don't let them smoke any of your pot.
Well hell, they can have
all my pot - I'm allergic. :(
Just about everyone is allergic.
If they weren't they couldn't get high, and you call yourself a hippie = P
Society demands that hippies be rampant potheads at any and all costs!
I don't call myself a hippie and even if I did, the hippies wouldn't want me.
I hate camping outdoors and all that stuff. And pot gives me migraines.
I'm sorry to hear that. = (
All pot? Or just poop?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI don't call myself a hippie and even if I did, the hippies wouldn't want me.
I hate camping outdoors and all that stuff. And pot gives me migraines.
You can sit at the campfire then go to sleep in a trailor, or even at a hotel, hehehe :twisted:
Quote from: FnordiscordiaI'm sorry to hear that. = (
All pot? Or just poop?
All pot.
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
You can sit at the campfire then go to sleep in a trailor, or even at a hotel, hehehe.
It would pretty much have to be a hotel with hot running water, EL.
Otherwise, it just creeps me out. Besides, sleeping in the trailer still counts as camping. Sort of.
I do like sleeping outdoors, as long as I'm home. I know that doesn't make any sense.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI do like sleeping outdoors, as long as I'm home. I know that doesn't make any sense.
It makes sense. I have camped with people who ended up at a hotel, so it wouldn't be the first time. :wink:
Quote from: FnordiscordiaJust about everyone is allergic.
If they weren't they couldn't get high, and you call yourself a hippie = P
Society demands that hippies be rampant potheads at any and all costs!
FOR THE LOVE OF SWEET BABY JEEVUS.
PLEASE GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT BEFORE YOU SAY SHIT LIKE THAT.
THE HIGH FROM POT DOES NOT COME FROM AN ALLERGIC REACTION, IT COMES FROM THE DELTA-9-TETRAHYDROCANNABINOL MOLECULES BONDING TO CERTAIN RECEPTORS IN YOUR BRAIN.
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And if you don't have an allergic reaction to THC you don't get high.
There are people who aren't allergic to it and they can't get high no matter how much they smoke.
Quote from: FnordiscordiaAnd if you don't have an allergic reaction to THC you don't get high.
There are people who aren't allergic to it and they can't get high no matter how much they smoke.
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WRONG!
OR DID YOU MISS THAT PART EARLIER?
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Quote from: LMNOQuote from: FnordiscordiaAnd if you don't have an allergic reaction to THC you don't get high.
There are people who aren't allergic to it and they can't get high no matter how much they smoke.
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I miss that guy and his happy little clouds :cry:
Prove me wrong then fucko. = P Don't just say I'm full of shit, back it up.
From http://www.urologychannel.com/common/glossary/index_a_d.shtml
"Allergy: inappropriate or exaggerated reaction of the immune system to substances that cause no symptoms in most people, eg, reactions to chemical exposure, respiratory reactions to dust, pollen or other substances, reactions to food."
When you smoke pot, most people do not have an immune system response. Rather, certain chemical receptors in the brain are engaged, resulting in feelings of euphoria, etc.
People like Bella are affected in this way, making them unable to smoke pot.
Now shut up.
Thanks, also fuck you = P~
^
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but
(http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~pdang/AA/Retard.jpg)
Actually, it doesn't apply all that well here but it is an undeniably great picture.
Quote from: LMNOFrom http: //www.urologychannel.com/common/glossary/index_a_d.shtml
The Urology Channel?
Is that like on the cable company from hell?
Coming up next on the Urology Channel:
Mr. Feelgood and the Little Squirts
discuss benign prostatic hyperplasia
while visiting the Amazing Visible Prostate
"All Urology, All The Time.®"
the THC receptors in the brain are so prevalent, neurologists are referring to it as the cannabinoid system. in fact, current research is finding that there's more of these types of receptors than other kinds - seems to be connected with dopamine.
essentially, THC will affect the brain globally rather than being more area specific as some other drugs.
the open bar - has lunch with neuroscientists so you don't have to.
Okay, somebody owes me a cup of coffee (gnimbley) - and a new shirt.
Plus, I have the hiccups from laughing and choking at the same time.
Quote from: FnordiscordiaProve me wrong then fucko. = P Don't just say I'm full of shit, back it up.
I love it when people are in your face about wanting to be shown how stupid they are... and then get rude about it.
Rain
oh stfu, its not like you've never been wrong and I'm sure you've been an ass before.
besides, I'm in coulter mode.
Check out my icon.
NOW LETS CARPET BOMB IRAQ!
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOkay, somebody owes me a cup of coffee (gnimbley) - and a new shirt.
Plus, I have the hiccups from laughing and choking at the same time.
Okay, here's your cup of coffee, Bella dear.
(http://www.bigthings.ca/sask/pictures/pot1.jpg)
And your new shirt (click to enlarge)
(http://www.bellasstore.us/images/bellas%20pic%202%20004_small1.jpg) (http://www.bellasstore.us/images/bellas%20pic%202%20004.jpg)
And I apologize for my behavior. The next time I post something funny I
will wave my arms around frantically, like this, so you will know to be
careful about attempting to drink hot, caffeinated beverages while
reading same. Okay?
This is a quote from the website, I was 4 or 5 when this aired and having my first 'episode', more than likely :?
QuoteAll You Need Is Love
In 1967, the people at the BBC approached The Beatles and asked them if they would take part in the first ever live global television event, which was to be a two hour program broadcast to 26 counties simultaneously. It involved the broadcasting networks of North America, Europe, Central America, Scandinavia, North Africa, Australia and Japan. The Beatles were asked to write a song that could be understood in any language. Both Lennon and McCartney began working separately on songs, until Lennon came up with this classic, All You Need Is Love. It was perfect for the theme, and conveyed his message of "love" that he tried so hard in his life to get the world to evoke. The telecast was titled simply Our World, and turned out to be the forerunner of other events such as Live Aid, Farm Aid and the like. I remember it well - being transfixed to the television, as I did years earlier during the famous Ed Sullivan Show appearance. Those that have watched John Lennon perform on song videos and some live performances, know that he almost always chewed gum while singing. It is quite apparent while watching this performance, thou never a detriment to his singing.
Quote
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, there's nothing you can do that can't be done
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung, nothing you can say but you can learn how the play the game, It's easy
There's nothing you can make that can't me made, no one you can save that can't be saved
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time, It's easy
All you need is love, all you need is love, all you need is love, love, love is all you need
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love
All you need is love, all you need is love, all you need is love, love, love is all you need
There's nothing you can know that isn't known, nothing you can see that isn't shown
Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be, it's easy
All you need is love, all you need is love, all you need is love, love, love is all you need
All you need is love, (all together now) all you need is love, (everybody), all you need is love, love
Love is all you need, love is all you need, (Repeat)
Love is all you need, love is all you need, love is all you need, love is all you need
(She loves you, yeah, yeah yeah) love is all you need
lennon´s song imagine all the people
but from the whole beatles i think LSD lucy in the sky with diamonds
even my mother thought it was a hidden massage for drugs lol
the fact is it was a picture from a daughter of a beatle (dont know which).
did the beatles do any bunny songs?
my favorite is
all you need is cash
by the ruttles
that's a beatles group, isn't it?
i've got an ulcer or soemthing an d am now allergic to beer. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
<Phoebe from Friends>
OH....no...
</Phoebe from Friends>
yep, Blackbird.
Quote from: John
Her majesty's a pretty nice girl
but she doesn't have a lot to say
Her majesty's a pretty nice girl
but she changes from day to day
I wanna tell her that I love her a lot
but I gotta get a belly full of wine
Her majesty's a pretty nice girl
someday I'm gonna make her mine
Oh, yeah, some day I'm gonna make her mine
Quote from: Paul should be shot because heI´D LIKE TO BE UNDER THE SEA
IN AN OCTOPUS´S GARDEN IN THE SHADE
HE´D LET US IN, KNOWS WHERE WE´VE BEEN
IN HIS OCTOPUS´S GARDEN IN THE SHADE
I´D ASK MY FRIENDS TO COME AND SEE
AN OCTOPUS´S GARDEN WITH ME
I´D LIKE TO BE UNDER THE SEA...
WE WOULD BE WARM BELOW THE STORM
IN OUR LITTLE HIDEAWAY BENEATH THE WAVES
RESTING OUR HEAD ON THE SEA BED
IN AN OCTOPUS´S GARDEN NEAR A CAVE
WE WOULD SING AND DANCE AROUND
BECAUSE WE KNOW WE CAN´T BE FOUND
I´D LIKE TO BE UNDER THE SEA...
WE WOULD SHOUT AND SWIM ABOUT
THE CORAL THAT LIES BENEATH THE WAVES
OH WHAT JOY FOR EVERY GIRL AND BOY
KNOWING THEY´RE HAPPY, YOU AND ME
NO ONE THERE TO TELL US WHAT TO DO
I´D LIKE TO BE UNDER THE SEA...
You're just jealous because he thought of it first.
Quote from: Fnordiscordiaoh stfu, its not like you've never been wrong and I'm sure you've been an ass before.
besides, I'm in coulter mode.
Check out my icon.
NOW LETS CARPET BOMB IRAQ!
and?!?!?
does that make me like it any less?!?!?
BITCH
Ringo wrote this one, just saying. And I like it because it is ridiculous and silly.
http://www.iamthebeatles.com/article1231.html
:P :P :P :P :P
Quote from: LMNOQuote from: Paul should be shot because heI´D LIKE TO BE UNDER THE SEA
IN AN OCTOPUS´S GARDEN IN THE SHADE
HE´D LET US IN, KNOWS WHERE WE´VE BEEN
IN HIS OCTOPUS´S GARDEN IN THE SHADE
I´D ASK MY FRIENDS TO COME AND SEE
AN OCTOPUS´S GARDEN WITH ME
I´D LIKE TO BE UNDER THE SEA...
WE WOULD BE WARM BELOW THE STORM
IN OUR LITTLE HIDEAWAY BENEATH THE WAVES
RESTING OUR HEAD ON THE SEA BED
IN AN OCTOPUS´S GARDEN NEAR A CAVE
WE WOULD SING AND DANCE AROUND
BECAUSE WE KNOW WE CAN´T BE FOUND
I´D LIKE TO BE UNDER THE SEA...
WE WOULD SHOUT AND SWIM ABOUT
THE CORAL THAT LIES BENEATH THE WAVES
OH WHAT JOY FOR EVERY GIRL AND BOY
KNOWING THEY´RE HAPPY, YOU AND ME
NO ONE THERE TO TELL US WHAT TO DO
I´D LIKE TO BE UNDER THE SEA...
Oh, poor horab!
::condolences::
FWIW, many ulcers are caused by bacterial infection (h.pylori) and can be cured outright with a stiff course of antibiotics.
Quote from: boobiesQuote from: Fnordiscordiaoh stfu, its not like you've never been wrong and I'm sure you've been an ass before.
besides, I'm in coulter mode.
Check out my icon.
NOW LETS CARPET BOMB IRAQ!
and?!?!?
does that make me like it any less?!?!?
BITCH
OMFG!!@!2@!!@11@1one FCUK YUO!!! !!
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Quote from: LMNOQuote from: Paul should be shot because heI´D LIKE TO BE UNDER THE SEA
IN AN OCTOPUS´S GARDEN IN THE SHADE
HE´D LET US IN, KNOWS WHERE WE´VE BEEN
IN HIS OCTOPUS´S GARDEN IN THE SHADE
I´D ASK MY FRIENDS TO COME AND SEE
AN OCTOPUS´S GARDEN WITH ME
I´D LIKE TO BE UNDER THE SEA...
WE WOULD BE WARM BELOW THE STORM
IN OUR LITTLE HIDEAWAY BENEATH THE WAVES
RESTING OUR HEAD ON THE SEA BED
IN AN OCTOPUS´S GARDEN NEAR A CAVE
WE WOULD SING AND DANCE AROUND
BECAUSE WE KNOW WE CAN´T BE FOUND
I´D LIKE TO BE UNDER THE SEA...
WE WOULD SHOUT AND SWIM ABOUT
THE CORAL THAT LIES BENEATH THE WAVES
OH WHAT JOY FOR EVERY GIRL AND BOY
KNOWING THEY´RE HAPPY, YOU AND ME
NO ONE THERE TO TELL US WHAT TO DO
I´D LIKE TO BE UNDER THE SEA...
Wasn't that Ringo?
Paul's written much shittier songs than that.
And The Beatles are not a weapon in trolling. That's like trolling with Yeats' poetry. And every Beatles song is my favourite Beatles song. They all own far too much for me to pick just one.
Quote from: Dr. David ThorpeCritics of the Beatles generally fall into two categories: either they,Äôre fifteen years old and trying to rise above their peers on the coolness ladder by iconoclastically bashing what they consider untouchable by criticism (the same kids who will later impress their friends by talking about what a hack Shakespeare was), or they,Äôre humorless aficionados of jazz or classical who think of The Beatles as the four mop-topped horsemen of the apocalypse.
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellQuote from: Dr. David ThorpeCritics of the Beatles generally fall into two categories: either they,Äôre fifteen years old and trying to rise above their peers on the coolness ladder by iconoclastically bashing what they consider untouchable by criticism (the same kids who will later impress their friends by talking about what a hack Shakespeare was), or they,Äôre humorless aficionados of jazz or classical who think of The Beatles as the four mop-topped horsemen of the apocalypse.
Hmmm... None of that explains Turd.
As much as I love Turd, he might be boardering on the former. (Not that he's 15)
For the sake of objectivity, I should post the rest of the paragraph.
Quote from: Dr. David ThorpeJust because both of those types of people are retards, however, doesn,Äôt mean that the Beatles aren,Äôt shit. Yes, everyone knows that they started out as a fairly irritating pop band beloved by shrieking, frumpy teenage girls, but that actually isn,Äôt why they suck. Things didn,Äôt start getting really unbearable until John Lennon and George Harrison turned into pretentious, drug -addled proto-hippie cultists and Paul McCartney decided to start writing whimsical ditties. Ringo, of course, did not have to make any significant adjustments in order to suck. For every memorable ,Äúclassic,Äù Beatles song, there are five that are annoying novelty songs, four that are unbearably dated, three that are worthless R&B covers, two that are failed sonic experiments, and one that,Äôs written by Ringo. If we wash all of those away from their dozen or so studio albums, we,Äôre left with about half an album,Äôs worth of decent material. We,Äôll throw in some mediocre old tracks, call it ,ÄúOne,,Äù and it,Äôll move more copies than Kinko,Äôs.
the beatles were ok, btu the real stars of the psychadelic era were pin kfloyd.
john paul george and ringo bought a fake guru, syd barret wen t insane adn inspired 3 fo the greatest albums ever recorded in any genre. teh fourth great album by pink floyd, although nto inspired directly or in part by syd(roger), is till one of teh gtreatest albums of any genre ever recorded.
never mention meddle, which although sub greatest album in any genre, still r0x0rz with oen fo these days and echoes(never mind the othe r3 songs which also rock.)
pink floyd <- first in space.
The Beatles and Pink Floyd are tied in terms of pure unadulterated awesomeness but are both trumped by Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention. If any one person has earned the right to make fun of The Beatles, it's Frank Zappa, and he's dead.
frank zaapa is ok. i ahve respect fo rhim, because i through in some of his vinyl i foudn in my aunt's closet which ir equisitioned for teh people's republic of the basement and realzied that oen fo my idea of music(whichwas to throw a bunch fo shti together palyign randomly on instruemnts we didn't knwo how to play) ahd already realized. possibly for the worst, fantomas hadn't heard the same album and made the album of which i cannto qutie recall teh name, although they can play.
also pink floy dwins over the beatles ont eh basis that it can fuck yoru shit right up when listened to under teh proper conditions.
Quotefrank zaapa is ok.
This statement is FALSE...ZAppa fucking Pwns ALL!
Pink Floyd is actually probably overrated. (Except the word "overrated" is thrown around so much by music nerds it no longer has any meaning) Not to say that they aren't mind-numbingly awesome, but they're made out to be the Mecca of post-60s psychedelia, as if not listening to them every single night and being seen without a faded Dark Side of the Moon T-shirt was some sort of sin against hippie-dom, when in reality, there are prog rock bands like ELO and The Moody Blues that are almost as good and get no recognition at all.
don't let me down, bruce.
Pink Floyd was awful redundant. (I think Coldplay listened to too much
Pink Floyd.)
The Beatles were the first band I liked. Before them all I listened to were
whatever my sisters were playing. (Elvis)
Later I was really into the Byrds, the Yardbirds and the Who. Still have
all the vinyls.
Zappa really blew me away, too. I was playing in this band, so I haunted
the record store looking for music, and Freak Out! was hanging on the
wall staring at me for the longest time. Who was this band called the
Mothers of Invention and why did they have this wierd album cover?
(I was in Indiana remember.) Finally I couldn't take it any more and I
bought the album. (I had finally found the source for all the Suzy
Creamcheese cuts the local djs played.) I remember thinking, if they
could get somebody who can sing, these guys would be really good.
Remember the quote on the album, some record co. pr guy who said
"I can make you as big as the Turtles"? Yeah, later Frank hires Flo
and Eddie to sing.
BTW, one of my favorite things to listen to is Patrick O'Hearn, who does
new age electronic stuff. Guess whose bass player he was? Yup. Frank.
Quote from: Dr. David ThorpeJust because both of those types of people are retards, however, doesn,Äôt mean that the Beatles aren,Äôt shit. Yes, everyone knows that they started out as a fairly irritating pop band beloved by shrieking, frumpy teenage girls, but that actually isn,Äôt why they suck. Things didn,Äôt start getting really unbearable until John Lennon and George Harrison turned into pretentious, drug -addled proto-hippie cultists and Paul McCartney decided to start writing whimsical ditties. Ringo, of course, did not have to make any significant adjustments in order to suck. For every memorable ,Äúclassic,Äù Beatles song, there are five that are annoying novelty songs, four that are unbearably dated, three that are worthless R&B covers, two that are failed sonic experiments, and one that,Äôs written by Ringo. If we wash all of those away from their dozen or so studio albums, we,Äôre left with about half an album,Äôs worth of decent material. We,Äôll throw in some mediocre old tracks, call it ,ÄúOne,,Äù and it,Äôll move more copies than Kinko,Äôs.
Gods, that's perfect.
Oh, and Zappa was overrated.
Just saying.
(Here we go again...)
QuoteOh, and Zappa was overrated.
INCORRECT...ZAPPA WAS A FUCKING GENIUS!
Quote from: DonkeyotayQuoteOh, and Zappa was overrated.
INCORRECT...ZAPPA WAS A FUCKING GENIUS!
Yep, he hated writing lyrics, even though he loved writing music. So sometimes, well, hehehaha, lots of times, he would write ridiculous lyrics. And on the, I think it was American Bandstand, he asked his band to mouth anything except the correct lyrics when told they were supposed to lip sync rather than actually sing.
QuoteInformation is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best. Frank Zappa
DIE HIPPPPIES
ADVANCE ME MOTHERFUCKING EWOKS OF DOOM!!!!
RAM IT
RAM IT
RAM IT
UP YOUR POOPSHOOT!
hehehehe :shock: hahaha :twisted: hehehe :shock:
Don't fool yourself 'DiL'..its going right up your poopshoot :twisted:
only if you can catch me old man without you arthritis kicking in
you are an idiot..im young enuf to keep up with my 20 year old girl friend..
emo-beeeootch
silence.
my arguments linch pin is the fact that you are old so therefore incapable
proving me wrong will result in mass stabings and burnings!
I'm considered a young 'un by lots of folks on this board
Quote from: DonkeyotayI'm considered a young 'un by lots of folks on this board
I consider you a young 'un :wink:
On the other hand, he's an old fart for a donkey.
Sun Ra > Zappa
isnt gnimbley like old enough to be in a retirement home though?
so i guess by that standard mr donkey could be considered "young"
Quote from: LMNOSun Ra > Zappa
WITH ROOM TO SPARE.
8)
This is the correct answer.
Quote from: LMNOSun Ra > Zappa
Sun Ra = Zappa
this is the correct answer
Quote from: DonkeyotayQuote from: LMNOSun Ra > Zappa
Sun Ra = Zappa
this is the correct answer
Only if you're retarded, that is...
Sun Ra > Humans
aliens don't count anyways
Hi, I'm Kasey Kasem, this long distance bump goes out to ECH and LMNO, with hugs and kisses from RWHN.
:argh!: :horrormirth:
Quote from: Dirtytime on July 01, 2005, 05:26:12 PM
Quote from: LMNOSun Ra > Zappa
WITH ROOM TO SPARE.
8)
Needed a bit of reemphasis, as it's just so
true!
Bump. My favourite Beatles song is "Champagne Supernova" by Oasis.
And I hate Oasis.
My favorite Beatles song is called "Point Blank" by Mark David Chapman.
ha! I just re-read the thread and realized that I made essentially the same joke in the 2nd post.
You might like this then.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCoe7XDYgeY
edit; I noticed that, but the old ones are the best!
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on February 26, 2009, 08:17:31 PM
Hi, I'm Kasey Kasem, this long distance bump goes out to ECH and LMNO, with hugs and kisses from RWHN.
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 20, 2012, 04:16:50 AM
Quote from: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 28, 2005, 02:01:12 AM
My favorite beatle's song is "Dead Skin Mask".
THIS!
I thought Slayer got kicked out of the Beatles, replaced by Pete Best, then died from being kicked to death in Hamburg.
Quote from: Deepthroat Chopra on April 20, 2012, 04:34:31 AM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 20, 2012, 04:16:50 AM
Quote from: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 28, 2005, 02:01:12 AM
My favorite beatle's song is "Dead Skin Mask".
THIS!
I thought Slayer got kicked out of the Beatles, replaced by Pete Best, then died from being kicked to death in Hamburg.
No, that was Eldora, except for the last part. She was spotted as late as 2008 or so.