Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Trollax on September 10, 2003, 02:48:34 AM

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Question: What was I on when I wrote this?
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: Trollax on September 10, 2003, 02:48:34 AM
You thuddite clothed in the livery of the apple!

The state is a prison for the mind and when that doesn't work we torture the body to get at the mind... yet the body is not a prison for the mind... merely a place to lay your ontological hat for a few decades. How can they take away what cannot be taken?

You talk of freedom as though it were a physical place? Sysyphus is happy. While you constantly fire that metaphorical gun into your head whilst throwing a tantrum at the world, screaming and crying that it has not given you everything you expect it to. So they can take me away and lock me in a cage, sodomise me with nighsticks, and bathe me in nitric acid and the least anyone will know of me is the official story, that I was a terrorist who planned to put LSD in half the state's water supply...

No! I say.
No! because that is freedom, and socrates drank hemloc because freedom was more important than his life. He proved that the state could not rule his mind. They expect you to run too, and you will, by the thousands to canada and mexico and to australia and europe... how far can you run from the beast? The only way you can truly get away from it is to go insane, because that's where it is.

You are all insane! Because you insist that they are taking away illusion which don't exist, and you constantly cry that you have lost your souls!
You are no different than they are, they take away your "Freedom" because they see threats all around them, You cry for your "Freedom" because you see threats above you!

There is no friend anywhere

There is no enemy anywhere

There are no such things as rights and it is not an "advancement" that we developed them, truly are we spoilt by our leaders that they do not simply kill 100 citizens because we did not discover the terrorists ourselves! When the revolution comes will you be the one to say "look what you made me do?" to the perpetrators of this "inhumanity" or will you cry because the cycle has not ended. Rebellion itself is a rule, the only true freedom lies in total chaos, the balance between every single pair of nonopposites...

Fuck the revolution!
Illuminus Omni Arcanum!

~Trollax Trollax~
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 10, 2003, 04:26:02 AM
You thuddite thuggy cloaked in the polymorphous and ephemeral fog of the smoke from my pipe (a term of endearment, actually)! That was Fuck-On-A brilliant!
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: NotoriousNox on September 11, 2003, 02:14:35 AM
St. youa re soo eloquint!!! How about a quickie??
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: Trollax on September 11, 2003, 02:36:27 AM
Quote from: NotoriousNoxSt. youa re soo eloquint!!! How about a quickie??
*Trips over self*

Where have you been all my life?

No seriously!

Come with me to the fridge my dear.
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on September 11, 2003, 09:37:35 AM
the fridge?
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: Tyallie on September 11, 2003, 02:17:38 PM
why isnt there an option for already having some?
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: Slarti on September 11, 2003, 11:40:05 PM
Quote from: Hotsuma for Broadbandthe fridge?

is she cold ethyll? you know, alice cooper...
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 11, 2003, 11:45:29 PM
I'll take that quickie, in case Trollax doesn't. We don't need any fridges.
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: NotoriousNox on September 12, 2003, 01:02:43 AM
Ah then, a quickie for all of you. Eris said , go forth into the world and give head... and alas there was head.
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: NotoriousNox on September 12, 2003, 01:03:47 AM
but Trollax, keep the fridge cold for me baby
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 12, 2003, 01:08:57 AM
Do some of us get multiple quickies if we prove eloquent enough?
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: NotoriousNox on September 12, 2003, 01:16:37 AM
possibly...how comfortable are you around grape jello and lazy-boyz????
Bring your own iguana.
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 12, 2003, 01:19:52 AM
Perfect! I'll bring the iguanas, though I might not be able to find them all at the moment. Some of them have run off to play with the neighbor's children.
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: NotoriousNox on September 12, 2003, 01:32:37 AM
I shall wait for you then.. at the holiest of holys, the wholey unrecognizable dance bar at the end of the pew!!!!
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: Trollax on September 12, 2003, 02:15:39 AM
mmmn.... dance bar..... :Bliss:
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: Trollax on September 12, 2003, 04:27:43 AM
Quote from: NotoriousNoxbut Trollax, keep the fridge cold for me baby
Oh yes and there's plenty of gello... all flavours... particularly portwine and orange

~9 1/2 Trollax~
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: SMFabal on September 12, 2003, 03:19:23 PM
Nox, I know you must be getting tired of "quickies". How about someone who can go for hours? Um, do you mind being tied up? I'm really quite good at it.  :mrgreen:
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on September 12, 2003, 03:21:29 PM
would it be a quickie if it lasts for hours?
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: NotoriousNox on September 12, 2003, 09:14:50 PM
Hours of eating jellO? Well it might cause some irritation to the stomach, but I could try...
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: SMFabal on September 12, 2003, 09:29:28 PM
:shock: Eating Jello? You mean you can eat it too? :shock:
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: NotoriousNox on September 12, 2003, 10:16:38 PM
Yes, you can and must. preferably while in a tub of it. And yes......I am tied up right now... Im typing with my belly button.
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 12, 2003, 11:17:59 PM
Sorry. We can loosen the chains a bit, if you like.
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: NotoriousNox on September 12, 2003, 11:56:16 PM
Nooooo, its quite allright...
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: Trollax on September 13, 2003, 01:28:59 AM
I'll get the chocolate sauce :twisted:
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: PrincessEris von Tartarus on September 13, 2003, 01:32:32 AM
woooo st. trollax seems to have found true lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve *g*
congrats pal! *g*

saucy topic this one... *finds some strawberry sauce for herself... wonderful on ice cream that is... i will just fetch that from the fridge... tollax... please get my ice cream out of your fridge puuurrrlease!
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: Trollax on September 13, 2003, 01:37:35 AM
:D
I've got marshmallows too  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:

If you'd like

~9 1/2 Trollax~
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: PrincessEris von Tartarus on September 13, 2003, 01:40:20 AM
yeah, purrrlease barbecue them for me first... i really find that delectible. oh and then... Chocolate Cake!
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: Trollax on September 13, 2003, 01:42:19 AM
Quote from: Eris von Tartarusyeah, purrrlease barbecue them for me first... i really find that delectible. oh and then... Chocolate Cake!

My dear..... that's quite a demanding fetish you have.....

Perhaps some coffee as well?

~Cullinary Trollax~
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: PrincessEris von Tartarus on September 13, 2003, 02:24:44 AM
skinny latte! skinny latte! with pina colada aroma! thats what i always have at universty. this beverage has something glam and inspiring.
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: NotoriousNox on September 17, 2003, 07:44:19 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCSorry. We can loosen the chains a bit, if you like.

well only to losen up my hands.. they are quite sore from playing with minds of greyfaces..
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 17, 2003, 07:48:17 AM
Quote from: NotoriousNox
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCSorry. We can loosen the chains a bit, if you like.

well only to losen up my hands.. they are quite sore from playing with minds of greyfaces..

Did you know we have guns for playing with greyfaces? Save your hands for more worthy things.
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: NotoriousNox on September 17, 2003, 07:51:57 AM
st, hugh have you been sent by eris to enlighten me further? How does thou feel about sharing touist wisdom with thy humble godess? Well humble now, once you teach me i shall asume arrogance again.
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 17, 2003, 07:54:05 AM
Quote from: NotoriousNoxst, hugh have you been sent by eris to enlighten me further? How does thou feel about sharing touist wisdom with thy humble godess? Well humble now, once you teach me i shall asume arrogance again.

Maybe. But Eris isn't saying anything at the moment. She is asleep and I'm not one to wake Her up. Wisdom? I'll share what I know so that you can assume your proper arrogance again. It could take some time, however. I am crazy.
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: NotoriousNox on September 17, 2003, 07:59:10 AM
ok, the crazyiness dosen't bother me..its all those damn chipmunks stealing my tequila...
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 17, 2003, 08:00:07 AM
Quote from: NotoriousNoxok, the crazyiness dosen't bother me..its all those damn chipmunks stealing my tequila...

Chipmunks! Where? I'll send you some poison.
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: NotoriousNox on September 17, 2003, 08:04:54 AM
MM, St. Hugh, i must go to sleep now.. MAy I dream of you and your big gun?
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 17, 2003, 08:07:23 AM
Quote from: NotoriousNoxMM, St. Hugh, i must go to sleep now.. MAy I dream of you and your big gun?

Anytime. Eris be with you!
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: LMNO on November 07, 2005, 08:50:26 PM
Bumped because it was the last thread in this subforum.
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 08, 2005, 07:30:22 PM
Damn. Why'd you have to bring up this twisted perverted and evil thread?
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: Xenu on July 17, 2006, 02:36:17 AM
NECROMANCY!
OMG
WTF
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: B_M_W on July 17, 2006, 03:42:13 AM
Before my time...
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: That Guy on July 17, 2006, 07:50:45 AM
This is quite irrelevent, but didn't Socrates drink the hemlock as a statement in favor of the law (putting following it above his own life)?

Of course, after over two millenia of time for that legend to change and evolve, it's really pretty silly to quibble over the facualtity or meaning of such.
Title: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: Felix on July 21, 2006, 06:12:20 AM
*Tries the phrase out*

Quibble over factuality....

I'll have to apply that to my next downhill debate! :)
Title: Re: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2011, 07:57:55 PM
Once per decade BUMP
Title: Re: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: LMNO on June 27, 2011, 08:02:10 PM
:omg:
Title: Re: Trollaxian Rant from Sermon 23
Post by: Triple Zero on July 09, 2011, 03:10:48 PM
Wow, it's been ages since I've seen that rolling eyeball. That was when I just got here and just before HIMEOBS orbitaled the place to get rid of some pests.

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