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Title: Dear Fatfuck Part 2
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 05, 2005, 05:40:48 PM

WHAT THE FUCK!? Its not my fault you weigh 600 FUCKING pounds and don't fit in conventional fucking chairs! Its not my fault you sweat your fucking ass off because you're trapped under the blanket made of your own complete lack of restraint. Turn off the fucking air conditioner and stop reading everything I write!

Seriously dude, you're getting on my fucking nerves.

You? Yeah, you the asshat behind me reading everything I fucking type.

I am writing this about and just for you.

I want to have gay anal sex with you.

I want to play with your supple rolls.

Seriously.

Haha, that did it. Fuckin wanker.

Title: Dear Fatfuck Part 2
Post by: Hoshiko on July 06, 2005, 05:00:40 PM

Nice. Real classy.

Title: Dear Fatfuck Part 2
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 06, 2005, 05:05:22 PM

Thanks, you don't think I sounded too classy? I didn't want to come off as a snob or anything.

Title: Dear Fatfuck Part 2
Post by: Hoshiko on July 06, 2005, 05:12:04 PM

I don't know, did you scream it at the top of your lungs in a snooty british accent while wearing a tux and trucker hat?

Because that might be snobbish.

Title: Dear Fatfuck Part 2
Post by: LMNO on July 06, 2005, 05:19:27 PM

Yeah, especially if you're wearing this hat...

(http://www.skratchmagazine.com/merchimages/assholetrucker.jpg)

Title: Dear Fatfuck Part 2
Post by: Malaul on July 06, 2005, 05:34:16 PM

Ive hadda resport to this tactic a time or two when a roomie was reading over my shoulder

its funny when they realise all the bile my figers are spewing forth is just for them

Title: Dear Fatfuck Part 2
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 06, 2005, 06:37:41 PM

I need to get a tux and trucker hat! I'll be unstoppable!

Title: Dear Fatfuck Part 2
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 06, 2005, 07:20:16 PM

no, you'll be Ashton Kutcher.

8)

Title: Dear Fatfuck Part 2
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 06, 2005, 08:31:35 PM

Shit...

..good thing you pointed that out before I killed a butler and a trucker for my new costume.....

.....now I can just kill ashton kutcher: everyone wins!

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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 05, 2005, 05:40:48 PM