First Zorga finds there are no romance novels recommended in the library.
Now I cannot seem to find love poems. What is going on here?
No. Zorga does notmean porn - she means romance.
Quote from: Zorga, Oracle of RumFirst Zorga finds there are no romance novels recommended in the library.
Now I cannot seem to find love poems. What is going on here?
No. Zorga does notmean porn - she means romance.
Would you be kind enough to explain the difference?
TGRR,
Thinks that the Marquis De Sade was one smooth operator.
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Would you be kind enough to explain the difference?
No. Zorga is not kind.
Quote from: Zorga, Oracle of RumQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Would you be kind enough to explain the difference?
No. Zorga is not kind.
Then I'll be forced to guess.
TGRR,
Aims to please.
why do you want love poems?
Quote from: N'yo B?©, Terrorist Zenjawhy do you want love poems?
She must be drunk if she's asking for love poems. :wink:
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: N'yo B?©, Terrorist Zenjawhy do you want love poems?
She must be drunk if she's asking for love poems. :wink:
She also mentioned not-Bob was out of town, I think, because she was eating the whole cheescake, right?
i don't know if you'd consider this a love poem, but it's something rather emo i did a while ago:
(i'll even make the acrostic easier to read for ya)
Experiment in Humility and Acrostic
In Doing Less I Keep Eternity
Then Out Step All Your Imagination
Live On, Verily, Excelsiae
Yearn Onward, Undaunted
Before Unwanted Tension Insues
Heat Inert Desires
Enthusiasm Begets Energetic Tendencies
What Erodes Every Notion
That Heaven Exists Somewhere Else?
Like I Never Ever Saw...
And Say You May Believe
Obsessive Love, Overbearing Friendship
Deserve Every Virtue Of The Inevitable
Or Not
Or Believe Somehow
Every Single Silly Innuendo
Or Not
Maybe A Dead End
Means Everyone's Lacking In Effort
Indirect
Direct
Or Not
Tempt, Dear Excelsiae
Sever Every Root, Verily, Excelsiae
Take Over
Live On, Verily, Excelsiae
Yearn Onward, Undaunted
Beauty Understates The Impression
C'est Amour
Near Nothing Overtones Tequila Shots
Perhaps Even A King Thinks His Anachronous Traditions
Lack In Effort
Take His Alms, They Instigate Dementia
Of Noxious Types
Live On, Verily, Excelsiae
Yearn Onward, Undaunted
SomeOne Invisioned
My Imprisonment
So Do It Respectfully
Everyone Can Talk
You Own Unwavering Rights
Even Your Eyes Sing
[that took a really long time to embolden those letters and JUST those letters, so i hope you like it]
Well, I like it and I bet my sister will, too.
coudl be considered a love poem. definitely had that in midn to a certain extent(alogn with a great many other stuff) when i wrote it.
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By Horab - (e-published at jasidog.com)Wednesday September 17, 2003
Like infinity unfolding
The spaces between open up
The sky's maw grins wide
And the heavens spill themselves
Upon the manifestation of my mind
I open my eyes as i fall awake
A normal oddity, a common rarity
No longer do i drown in the sunshine of your Smile
Cast adrift upon the endless tides of a forever Ocean
I land upon Your beautiful shores
Shipwrecked forevermore
Isolated within the island of your
Love
I will ask for much
But never for more
this is one of the few poems i put alot of work into it. i've got bits an peices and versions of it on about 2 or 5 different ciggarette pack sleaves. this as reposted here, is the final version(corrected a few spelling errors from the posting i sent in to poor ol angus)
Zorga is happy now. Thank you both for sharing your love poems with Zorga.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I cleaned out all of our accounts and ran off to Costa Rica with the babysitter
8)
Bob? Is that you, Bob?
Zorga knew she'd run you to ground one of these days, you bastard.
Quote from: Zorga, Oracle of RumZorga is happy now. Thank you both for sharing your love poems with Zorga.
much obliged. it makes me feel less cheap to put my more emo moments to use/
Quote from: Tomorrow Comes TodayRoses are red
Violets are blue
I cleaned out all of our accounts and ran off to Costa Rica with the babysitter
8)
That was a masterful work of art!
Quote from: Tomorrow Comes TodayRoses are red
Violets are blue
I cleaned out all of our accounts and ran off to Costa Rica with the babysitter
8)
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Roses are red;
and ripe for plucking.
You're sixteen;
and ready for highschool.
also
Love is a pain in the butt
I know she loves me
We go out for Tex-mex
and a day later
we have rough anal sex
It is a simple task to sail the seas
When waves are gentle and the sky is clear.
When ocean winds are but a murmur'd breeze,
A child of six can take the helm and steer.
Love, too, is like a fleet of sailing ships;
The journey's pleasant when the heart's serene.
When naught but kisses come forth from the lips,
Masters of love are made of suitors green.
But when black sorrow overcasts the sky
And waves of anger on the foredeck crash,
The amateur will swiftly say goodbye,
While lovers true will tack through till they pass.
So thank you, master sailor, for your skill
When my heart seems to bend to Neptune's will.
Fucked up, huh? Discordian can't write free verse for shit...gotta be a sonnet, or the occasional villanelle.
I like it. Did you write it? Very nice.
I like it, too.
Quote from: gnimbleyI like it. Did you write it? Very nice.
Aww, shucks. Yeah, I wrote that one for the guy who's now my husband.
I have been a lot of things in my life, but emotionally even-keeled is not one of them. Fortunately he kinda sorta likes that about me - it turns me into a challenge for him.
"So take me as I am / This may mean you'll have to be a stronger man..."