Firstly, acquire a large notebook.
Two pens, and three pencils.
Also, bring your pea shooter.
Secondly, Purchase a few magazines.
We all get bored sometimes.
Plus, you might learn something.
Thirdly, First things are first.
Know what a fnord is.
Know what a fnord isn't.
Fourthly, search for a fnord.
They're sneaky, and always hidden.
Good luck. You'll need it.
Fifthly, Prepare for certain possibilities.
Things may be almost definate.
There are also definate maybes.
Sixthly, and here's the surprise.
There is never a 'Sixthly'
Unless there is. See above.
Welcome, stranger!
Firstly, declare thyself! Ninja or pirate?
Secondly, redeclare thyself! Int or Long?
Thirdly, undeclare thyself! Drunk or High?
Fourthly, there is no fourthly! AND THERE ARE NO RUMORS TO THE CONTRARY SO SHUT YOUR MOUTH, RIPLEY!
Fifthly, if you don't read the Fnords, they can't spam you.
Pirate. Chicks dig eye patches.
Char, neither int nor long. Saves memory, or something.
Yes, I am. It's a special recipe.
And I'm far too busy looking at words to read, so no problem there.
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Yeah, so like there's an intro thread and everything, go to Apple Way up there /\ and take a left and someone will help you from there. Whatever you do, do not follow the yellow brick road, that's where they keep the brown acid.
::sits waiting in the shrubbery by the side of the road, watching the n00b through binoculars::
::waits till the n00b gets close::
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGH! ::pounces the n00b::
CLF! THIS IS A CHOCOLATE RAID! ALL YOUR CADBURY'S ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!!
:twisted:
Awww, mom. Following the rules is no fun.
hmm...i smell potential...
[vomit]
Quote from: agent compassion::sits waiting in the shrubbery by the side of the road, watching the n00b through binoculars::
::waits till the n00b gets close::
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGH! ::pounces the n00b::
CLF! THIS IS A CHOCOLATE RAID! ALL YOUR CADBURY'S ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!!
:twisted:
<mang arrives with n00b net> aha!
But I thought he paid his chocolate tax.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCBut I thought he paid his chocolate tax.
heh, he has now :twisted:
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCBut I thought he paid his chocolate tax.
heh, he has now :twisted:
Goddamn n00bnetters and their nuttery!
Well, so long as they stay out of my Tequila monopoly...
you'll probably have a lot of chocolate...
http://chocolate-recipes.chef2chef.net/
better invest it in some cakes, pies, cookies, etc.
Quote from: Chef2ChefChocolate Recipe Archive
15,836 Cakes, 8,340 Pies, 5,055 Cookies, 9,006 Chocolate
::swoons::
Quote from: hughBut I thought he paid his chocolate tax.
No that was pointysticks.
Still... ::counts the stash:: Ahh....dark chocolate, you know what we like. :D
Cookies, there's an idea. I should make some halfmoons!