i prayed to eris yesterday at work. i forget what about.
later i was in teh thrd freezer grabbign some stuff, when a japan flank steak struck me from above in the skull.
Hail Eris!
all hail discordia!
Hail pain killers :shock:
and be careful what you pray for, er, who you pray to :?
But did you eat the steak horab?
horab d00d,
when eris slapped you with a steak, did she happen to mention who would win the current 'hugh vs turd' skirmish? i mean.....not that i would ever condone anyone taking odds or anything....<ahem>...
look...i got a wife & step mangs to support...i need the cash 'k?..
ac:no fraid not. not that i'd want to eat a 4.9kg steak anyways.
fraid i forgot both the prayer and any, if any, answers or whatnots. i got a lovely bruise out of the affair however.
This is why I rarely pray. That, and I'm a stubborn bastard and prefer to make my own mistakes. At least I know who to blame then.
Quoteac:no fraid not. not that i'd want to eat a 4.9kg steak anyways.
Then the message is clear: Eris wants you to have a barbecue and invite lots of steak-loving people over.
8)
Quote from: horabi prayed to eris yesterday at work. i forget what about.
later i was in teh thrd freezer grabbign some stuff, when a japan flank steak struck me from above in the skull.
I almost prayed to Eris today, but then I remembered this thread and stopped myself just in time.
What a close call. :shock:
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: horabi prayed to eris yesterday at work. i forget what about.
later i was in teh thrd freezer grabbign some stuff, when a japan flank steak struck me from above in the skull.
I almost prayed to Eris today, but then I remembered this thread and stopped myself just in time.
What a close call. :shock:
hey bella...
this thread is another exmple of how you can manipulate people (gods)
into doing things for you/giving you stuff...
pray to them.
[edit: s4eriously, it fuckin works.]
Oh, I pray all the time - in fact, I think of spellwork as a kind of prayer.
I just try really hard not to pray to Eris, because she always has a different idea of what's best for me than I do.
edit: She's usually right, but her methods of delivery are often somewhat painful.
yep.
i like to think of it (personal metaphors) as 'uploading'
while divination is more like a "downloading"
the trick is what you aim uploading at.
if eris were a computer, for example, would you wanna upload/download
from her? (atleast, in the case of downloading, not without a virus scan...
but in the case of uploading, it's hard to monitor what you'll recieve in the
return packets)
try praying to a beet and see what happens.
Quote from: N'yo B?©, Terrorist Zenjatry praying to a beet and see what happens.
Uhh...your shit turns purple?
Quote from: Zurtok KhanQuote from: N'yo B?©, Terrorist Zenjatry praying to a beet and see what happens.
Uhh...your shit turns purple?
Take pictures!
Quote from: Zurtok KhanQuote from: N'yo B?©, Terrorist Zenjatry praying to a beet and see what happens.
Uhh...your shit turns purple?
nah, much better than that. bella knows. she can jitterbug
hell, she can do a mean bandaloop, i suspect
heh