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Title: YOU CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WERE
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 26, 2005, 06:42:34 PM

SO YOU'D BETTER START BEING JUST WHAT YOU ARE.

8)

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Post by: Horab Fibslager on July 26, 2005, 06:53:07 PM

/punches turd in teh nose.

wtf?

Title: YOU CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WERE
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on July 26, 2005, 09:39:04 PM

"I am that which I am" or somthing

Title: YOU CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WERE
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 26, 2005, 10:36:47 PM

do you mean to say 'what you are is one thing, even when it's no longer the same thing'?

:couch:

:furrball:

Title: YOU CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WERE
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on July 27, 2005, 04:19:47 AM

Wherever you go...

...there you are.

Thanks, that'll be $9.99.

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Post by: agent compassion on July 27, 2005, 07:27:37 AM

Dear Turd:

DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

:lol:

Title: YOU CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WERE
Post by: Zurtok Khan on July 27, 2005, 08:24:23 AM

Why thank you Turd.

(I know that was directed at me)

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Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 27, 2005, 03:03:41 PM

SADLY, I KNEW NONE OF YOU WOULD GET THIS ONE.

FAR BE IT FROM ME TO ENLIGHTEN YOU, BUT YOU MIGHT ASK L IF HE'S FEELING BENEVOLENT.

8)

Title: YOU CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WERE
Post by: LMNO on July 27, 2005, 03:27:36 PM

Not today, Turd.

That knowledge was hard to come by. And I don't feel like sharing with those who haven't suffered enough yet.

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Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 27, 2005, 03:29:52 PM

WORD.

8)

Title: YOU CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WERE
Post by: Bella on July 27, 2005, 04:02:14 PM

Quote from: Classic TurdYOU CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WERE

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SO YOU'D BETTER START BEING JUST WHAT YOU ARE

That's okay. I never really was what I was, anyway.

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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on July 27, 2005, 04:37:51 PM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Classic TurdYOU CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WERE

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SO YOU'D BETTER START BEING JUST WHAT YOU ARE
That's okay. I never really was what I was, anyway.

I suspect this is the correctest answer.

Does this end up being like that song, I've Been to Paradise, but I've Never Been to ME?

Title: YOU CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WERE
Post by: LMNO on July 27, 2005, 04:48:52 PM

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Classic TurdYOU CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WERE

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SO YOU'D BETTER START BEING JUST WHAT YOU ARE
That's okay. I never really was what I was, anyway.
I suspect this is the correctest answer.

Does this end up being like that song, I've Been to Paradise, but I've Never Been to ME?

As far as I'm concerned, it's only a small part of the Correct Answer.

And no.

Bloody Deepak Chopra soundbites.

Title: YOU CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WERE
Post by: Bella on July 27, 2005, 04:50:54 PM

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Classic TurdYOU CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WERE

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SO YOU'D BETTER START BEING JUST WHAT YOU ARE
That's okay. I never really was what I was, anyway.
I suspect this is the correctest answer.

Does this end up being like that song, I've Been to Paradise, but I've Never Been to ME?

It's not meant to be an answer - just a comment about my own life.

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on July 27, 2005, 09:50:24 PM

I believe Oprah knows the answer.

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Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 27, 2005, 10:33:58 PM

THE TIME IS NOW....IT'S RUNNING OUT

IT'S RUNNING OUT, IT'S RUNNING RUNNING RUNNING OUT.

8)

Title: YOU CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WERE
Post by: Anonymous on July 27, 2005, 10:41:08 PM

Quote from: Classic TurdTHE TIME IS NOW....IT'S RUNNING OUT

IT'S RUNNING OUT, IT'S RUNNING RUNNING RUNNING OUT.

8)

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Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 27, 2005, 10:57:25 PM

YUP.

8)

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Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 28, 2005, 12:32:34 AM

::reads turd's sig::

::punches turd in teh head::

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Post by: Horab Fibslager on July 28, 2005, 12:38:57 AM

Quote from: N'yo B?©, Terrorist Zenja::reads turd's sig::

::punches turd in teh head::

this is the correct answer.

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCI believe Oprah knows the answer.

are you implying oprah is jesus jr?

Title: YOU CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WERE
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 28, 2005, 12:41:28 AM

i'm implying that opera depends greatly on how you pronounce it.

it's never a good thing, though.

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Post by: agent compassion on July 28, 2005, 06:17:47 PM

:roll:

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Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 28, 2005, 06:36:18 PM

YOU CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WERE.

SO YOU'D BETTER START LIVING THE LIFE!

8)

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on July 28, 2005, 07:12:09 PM

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Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 28, 2005, 07:34:51 PM

THERE'S NO MOVEMENT, THERE'S NO MOVEMENT, THERE'S NO MOVEMENT...

8)

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on July 28, 2005, 08:15:07 PM

DANGER WILL ROBINSON!

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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on July 28, 2005, 09:46:16 PM

OH, NO...IT'S THE CAPS ATTACK AND IT IS CONTAGIOUS, DANGER, DANGER :shock:

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Post by: fluffy on July 28, 2005, 09:49:16 PM

heh
the bunny is immune
::smug::

*HIC*

oh shit

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on July 28, 2005, 09:51:23 PM

DANGER FLUFF BUNNY!

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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on July 28, 2005, 10:07:17 PM

IT'S THE DOCTOR'S FAULT, IT ALWAYS IS, WHAT KIND OF CRAP WAS HE TRYING TO PULL THIS TIME :shock:

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Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 28, 2005, 10:17:43 PM

THERE'S NO MOVEMENT IN A BAD MOUTH!

IT PORTRAYS A BAD MIND.

8)

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Post by: The Doctor on July 29, 2005, 05:42:25 PM

Quote from: EldoraIT'S THE DOCTOR'S FAULT, IT ALWAYS IS, WHAT KIND OF CRAP WAS HE TRYING TO PULL THIS TIME

:shock: :cry: :(

I didn't do it this time, I swear! I was on Raxicoricofallapatorius all week....they don't even use caps lock on that planet!

They use the shift key like everyone else :wink:

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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on July 29, 2005, 05:43:50 PM

I meant the Doctor from Lost in Space, sorry :lol:

Title: YOU CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WERE
Post by: The Doctor on July 29, 2005, 05:46:48 PM

Oh, that Doctor. Yeah....well he kinda made a pass at Susan last time he came over, so I threw him into the Time Vortex.

:twisted:

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Post by: agent compassion on July 29, 2005, 05:50:30 PM

:evil: Lost in Space sucks

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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on July 29, 2005, 05:53:58 PM

Quote from: agent compassion:evil: Lost in Space sucks

The old TV show, not the movie, that was horrrrible :evil:

Title: YOU CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WERE
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 29, 2005, 07:29:36 PM

IT PORTRAYS A BAD...

MIND.

8)

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on August 01, 2005, 10:56:27 AM

AEPELI

ZAGE

Title: Re: YOU CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WERE
Post by: Clichés_Dyed_4_My_Sins on August 01, 2005, 05:18:31 PM

Quote from: Classic TurdSO YOU'D BETTER START BEING JUST WHAT YOU ARE. 8)

So that means, despite the flying lessons this time around, I'm done as a Pterodactyl!?

Oh that sucks!

Thanks for that. No, really! :evil:

Title: Re: YOU CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WERE
Post by: The Open Bar on August 02, 2005, 08:13:00 PM

Quote from: Classic TurdSO YOU'D BETTER START BEING JUST WHAT YOU ARE.

8)

i'm pretty sure that line was in the spongebob movie.

ohhhh........

who makes nice pizza next to the sea?

class-ic turd pants!

discordant and bawdy and commie is he!

class-ic turd pants!

if soviet hijinks is something you wish!

class-ic turd pants!

call up his cabal and sign on his list!

class-ic turd pants
class-ic turd pants
class-ic turd pants!![/i]

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Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 02, 2005, 09:14:48 PM

wow. you actually turned something related to SpongeBob Squarepants into something COOL.

8)

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Post by: The Open Bar on August 02, 2005, 11:06:11 PM

Quote from: Classic Turdwow. you actually turned something related to SpongeBob Squarepants into something COOL.

8)

but will you use this as an NSRA theme song? :D

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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 03, 2005, 02:06:15 AM

"YOU CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WERE "

Ain't that the fucking troof.

TGRR,
Tried.

Title: YOU CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WERE
Post by: agent compassion on August 03, 2005, 05:48:38 PM

Oh, that's catchy.

NSRA theme song indeed.

AC,
Whose cabal had a theme song ages ago. :D

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Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 03, 2005, 05:52:10 PM

the NSRA is not a cabal.

the NSRA is NOT a discordian organization.

in fact, we are seriously considering telling any discordians in the NSRA to leave.

you see, discordians can't be trusted.

8)

Title: YOU CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WERE
Post by: agent compassion on August 03, 2005, 06:04:00 PM

Quotein fact, we are seriously considering telling any discordians in the NSRA to leave.

Good thing I already left then, 'cause not only am I a discordian, but I have an accordion. They're like matter and anti-matter, and the resulting explosion would be devastating.

So I'll just step back slowly now....

8)

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on August 03, 2005, 09:48:41 PM

Quote from: agent compassion
Quotein fact, we are seriously considering telling any discordians in the NSRA to leave.

Good thing I already left then, 'cause not only am I a discordian, but I have an accordion. They're like matter and anti-matter, and the resulting explosion would be devastating.

So I'll just step back slowly now....

8)

You have an accordian? Yuo=10/10!

Play us a song, pretty please.

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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 04, 2005, 01:05:20 AM

Quote from: Classic Turd
you see, discordians can't be trusted.

8)

Sure they can. If you want someone to read your mail without your permission, you can trust a discordian.

If you want someone who will fall all over themselves to kiss a mod's ass, you can trust a discordian.

If you have a desperate need to know what everyone is eating, you can trust a discordian.

8)

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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 04, 2005, 01:05:49 AM

Quote from: Classic Turdwow. you actually turned something related to SpongeBob Squarepants into something COOL.

8)

Spongebob would fucking ANYBODY.

Title: YOU CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WERE
Post by: agent compassion on August 04, 2005, 03:24:57 AM

If you want someone to stubbornly be themselves despite your expectations of them - YOU CAN TRUST A DISCORDIAN!

::plays "Pennsylvania Polka" for Hugh::

:twisted:

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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 04, 2005, 03:28:10 AM

Quote from: agent compassionIf you want someone to stubbornly be themselves despite your expectations of them - YOU CAN TRUST A DISCORDIAN!

:lol:

If "being themselves" = kissing a mods ass until it's chapped, then yeah.

:lol:

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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on August 04, 2005, 03:42:27 AM

Quote from: agent compassionIf you want someone to stubbornly be themselves despite your expectations of them - YOU CAN TRUST A DISCORDIAN!

::plays "Pennsylvania Polka" for Hugh::

:twisted:

Well, I know I get in more trouble with my brutal honesty than by lying.

WTF is the Pnnsylvania Polka :shock:

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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 04, 2005, 04:11:30 AM

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: agent compassionIf you want someone to stubbornly be themselves despite your expectations of them - YOU CAN TRUST A DISCORDIAN!

::plays "Pennsylvania Polka" for Hugh::

:twisted:

Well, I know I get in more trouble with my brutal honesty than by lying.

WTF is the Pnnsylvania Polka :shock:

Of course, brutal honesty = honesty without tact = causing the same problems that you are complaining about.

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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on August 04, 2005, 04:23:26 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Of course, brutal honesty = honesty without tact = causing the same problems that you are complaining about.

Here are some of my complaints, none of which have to do with brutal honesty:
1 Hugh handling whatever situation very badly.(see number 2)
2 Turd being a total pain in the ass and beating a dead horse.(see number 1)
3 You doing the flouncy thing, no one believes you're leaving any more, you have become the little boy who cried wolf.
4 People being mean for no reason to new people. It seems the same people who complain about the content of this forum are the ones who chase away new people therefore guarenteeing there is no new content, so it is becoming a self fulfilling prophecy.
5 Threadjacks for the sake of keeping people who have written excellent rants from getting their just rewards. There seems to be either a lot of jealousy or a lot of people who want to be the leader of the pack. A variation of this is taking an old rant and rewriting it and pretending it is your own.

WOW, I didn't have to make up a fifth one, cool.

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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 04, 2005, 04:45:45 AM

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
3 You doing the flouncy thing, no one believes you're leaving any more, you have become the little boy who cried wolf.
4 People being mean for no reason to new people. It seems the same people who complain about the content of this forum are the ones who chase away new people therefore guarenteeing there is no new content, so it is becoming a self fulfilling prophecy.
5 Threadjacks for the sake of keeping people who have written excellent rants from getting their just rewards. There seems to be either a lot of jealousy or a lot of people who want to be the leader of the pack. A variation of this is taking an old rant and rewriting it and pretending it is your own.

WOW, I didn't have to make up a fifth one, cool.

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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on August 04, 2005, 04:52:50 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

3. Fine. BE THAT WAY! I AM LEAVING FOREVER! YOU = WILL B3 TEH SORRY! (actually, I'm just back to make a bad situation worse...that's what I DO).

4. Being "brutally honest" = honesty without tact = being mean, and pretending to yourself that you aren't. 169% troof.

5. Well, I can't see arguing with that.[/quote]
1 and 2 Way to pretend those didn't exist :wink:
3 That's what you said last time and the time before that, etc. :roll:
4 I don't think I have ever claimed to always be nice. That is a silly assumption people make about me :twisted:
5 Finally, I founf something you DON'T want to argue about :lol:

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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 04, 2005, 05:04:33 AM

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

3. Fine. BE THAT WAY! I AM LEAVING FOREVER! YOU = WILL B3 TEH SORRY! (actually, I'm just back to make a bad situation worse...that's what I DO).

4. Being "brutally honest" = honesty without tact = being mean, and pretending to yourself that you aren't. 169% troof.

5. Well, I can't see arguing with that.
1 and 2 Way to pretend those didn't exist :wink:
3 That's what you said last time and the time before that, etc. :roll:
4 I don't think I have ever claimed to always be nice. That is a silly assumption people make about me :twisted:
5 Finally, I founf something you DON'T want to argue about :lol:

1 & 2: I didn't feel the need to comment on the obvious.

3. Hey...I gotta be me.

4. I never said you claimed to be nice. I just don't think being "brutally honest" - a virtue (thus, I approve, of course).

5. I don't always like to argue. I am 99% sure I could end this current unpleasantness...but why? You have experienced what happens to peacemakers. Plus, frankly, I'm kind of enjoying it. After a year of being held responsible for damn near every bad thing that has happened here, and being hollered at for defending myself, I finally get to see this place burn to the ground. WOOT! So...I don't always like to argue...sometimes I just like to make it worse.

As the Bishop said to the blond, "If they're going to SAY it, I may as well DO it."

TGRR,
Would prefer to be hanged as a goat, rather than a sheep.

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Post by: Horab Fibslager on August 04, 2005, 05:21:54 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

3. Fine. BE THAT WAY! I AM LEAVING FOREVER! YOU = WILL B3 TEH SORRY! (actually, I'm just back to make a bad situation worse...that's what I DO).

4. Being "brutally honest" = honesty without tact = being mean, and pretending to yourself that you aren't. 169% troof.

5. Well, I can't see arguing with that.
1 and 2 Way to pretend those didn't exist :wink:
3 That's what you said last time and the time before that, etc. :roll:
4 I don't think I have ever claimed to always be nice. That is a silly assumption people make about me :twisted:
5 Finally, I founf something you DON'T want to argue about :lol:

1 & 2: I didn't feel the need to comment on the obvious.

3. Hey...I gotta be me.

4. I never said you claimed to be nice. I just don't think being "brutally honest" - a virtue (thus, I approve, of course).

5. I don't always like to argue. I am 99% sure I could end this current unpleasantness...but why? You have experienced what happens to peacemakers. Plus, frankly, I'm kind of enjoying it. After a year of being held responsible for damn near every bad thing that has happened here, and being hollered at for defending myself, I finally get to see this place burn to the ground. WOOT! So...I don't always like to argue...sometimes I just like to make it worse.

As the Bishop said to the blond, "If they're going to SAY it, I may as well DO it."

TGRR,
Would prefer to be hanged as a goat, rather than a sheep.

5: i now blame eric for all teh unpleasant drama that ahs occured here in teh past year or so, sicne he first showed up. and anythign befor ethat on tao and evt, or all ofthem collectively. thsi place was so nice and cheery way back then.

of coruse inreality, i really blame myself, and then you and them adn everyone else. thos eare general you's and them and everyone else's , but the myself is the one and infinite.

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Post by: agent compassion on August 04, 2005, 05:11:55 PM

Quote
If "being themselves" = kissing a mods ass until it's chapped, then yeah.

When have I ever kissed a mod's ass? Tell me Roger, do I play favorites? I alternately like and am annoyed by just about everyone here in equal measure.

Honestly, sometimes you are just a great big girl's blouse. :wink:

Title: YOU CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WERE
Post by: Cain on August 06, 2005, 01:15:33 PM

Quote from: Classic Turdthe NSRA is not a cabal.

the NSRA is NOT a discordian organization.

in fact, we are seriously considering telling any discordians in the NSRA to leave.

you see, discordians can't be trusted.

8)

True, but then again you'd be rather stupid to trust me anyway....

Title: YOU CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WERE
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 06, 2005, 03:08:58 PM

of course I can't trust you, but your skill set is undeniable.

that's why I put you in charge so far away from me. If there's a coup attempt, I might never even know.

8)

Title: YOU CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WERE
Post by: Cain on August 06, 2005, 03:48:41 PM

Now would I do a thing like that...? :twisted:

Title: YOU CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WERE
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 06, 2005, 06:44:35 PM

you may not have to. I'm playing around with a new concept...to use an overly simpistic analogy, it would be to the NSRA what Sinn Fein is to the IRA. It'll probably never come to any sort of fruition, but depending on what happens when I sell this place, I may have to turn the reins over for a while, and you're the likely candidate, as I feel we are nearing the end of useful operations in the western hemisphere.

8)

Title: YOU CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WERE
Post by: Cain on August 06, 2005, 08:52:29 PM

You mean I get to be the "respectable" face of the NSRA? Are you out to ruin my street cred :lol: . As it is, I have a number of useful strategic ideas, but this is hardly the place forsuch a discussion.

Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: East Coast Hustle on July 26, 2005, 06:42:34 PM