Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Verthaine on August 03, 2005, 08:43:56 PM

Title: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: Verthaine on August 03, 2005, 08:43:56 PM
I admit I was hesitant about posting this,because there stands a good chance of me being crucified here.Then I thought,fuck it.Wouldn't be the first time,nor will I have been the only one,crucified on this forum for daring to SPEAK THE TRUTH.

I've been giving it a lot of thought as of late ,and I may have an explanation for a lot of the problems being faced on these boards.
These forums seem to have become nesting site for the dreaded "greyfaced harpies".

Greyfaced harpies are nasty vile creatures. Real quick to criticize others.Love stirring up trouble. They lack any creative or original thinking,so they sink their  venomous claws into those that do. They do nothing constructive on these forums, and they never come up with topics that try to get people thinking.They never have anything intelligent to say. They love to strike at people,and moan and bitch loudly when someone defends themselves. And they love to instigate. They represent the destructive aspect to the chaos on this forum.They Embody one of the worst apects of Eris,which is THE DRAMA QUEEN.

I've seen many newbies chased off this forum by them.
Many times a young person come on this forum asking a legitamate question about discordianism,but before any of us can give them a intelligent answer,the harpies have already ripped into them like Freddy Krueger at a teenage slumber party. These harpies loathe anything new or different.
If there is anything a greyfaced harpy hates,its the TRUTH.They despise it and anyone who possesses it. If you post anything intellligent they try to rip you apart,rather then attacking the validity of your post. They rather tell you to STFU rather than get into an intelligent debate.They'll post any lie that suits their egos,and viciously attack any who dare dsagree with them.

They call themselves "discordians",but possess the one thing a discordian should never have,and that is a closed mind. Anything that does not fit into their reality tunnel is automatically dismissed by them.They seek to destroy anything they do not understand and dare say that they are doing it in the name of Eris.

Even if they don't attack your ideas personally,they use your posts to continue their little vendettas they have against those who don't put up with their shit. They love to hijack threads,especially the ones that may get people to think. They hate it when we discuss ideas amongst ourselves,for they lack the brainpower to join in constructively.


I can hear them now,sharpening their claws,their eyes afire with hate and malice,because they cannot bear the Light of Eris exposing them for the anerisitic monsters they are.So come on you nasty creatures,take your best shot.Nail me to that cross.I walk with Goddess,and can never fear the likes of you.
Title: Re: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: hooplala on August 03, 2005, 09:05:15 PM
Quote from: VerthaineThey call themselves "discordians",but possess the one thing a discordian should never have,and that is a closed mind. Anything that does not fit into their reality tunnel is automatically dismissed by them.They seek to destroy anything they do not understand and dare say that they are doing it in the name of Eris.

No crucification from me.  I think you hit the nail right on the head.
Title: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on August 03, 2005, 09:43:19 PM
Damn.

<applauds>

That about sums up what I was trying to say in the last few rants.

Good job.
Title: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: Guido Finucci on August 03, 2005, 09:46:57 PM
In nomine patre, et filis, et spiritius liquors: ah-fuckit.
Title: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on August 03, 2005, 09:47:51 PM
Quote from: Guido FinucciIn nomine patre, et filis, et spiritius liquors: ah-fuckit.

In nomini patri, et filis, et spiritus tequilarum.
Title: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on August 03, 2005, 10:04:29 PM
I stuck around here originially to spite the people you describe, hehehe :twisted:
Title: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on August 03, 2005, 10:06:40 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyI stuck around here originially to spite the people you describe, hehehe :twisted:

Shhh!

Don't say that so loudly. You'll be accused of all sorts of nasty things such as not cleaning out your microwave or never paying off your parking tickets.
Title: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on August 03, 2005, 10:09:23 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyI stuck around here originially to spite the people you describe, hehehe :twisted:

Shhh!

Don't say that so loudly. You'll be accused of all sorts of nasty things such as not cleaning out your microwave or never paying off your parking tickets.
Since I started posting here I have been accused of being a racist, a hippie, not a hippie, math geek, computer geek, writing crappy poetry, writing good poetry, and other various and sundry things.  My microwave and parking tickets are the least of it :wink:
Title: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on August 03, 2005, 10:12:26 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyI stuck around here originially to spite the people you describe, hehehe :twisted:

Shhh!

Don't say that so loudly. You'll be accused of all sorts of nasty things such as not cleaning out your microwave or never paying off your parking tickets.
Since I started posting here I have been accused of being a racist, a hippie, not a hippie, math geek, computer geek, writing crappy poetry, writing good poetry, and other various and sundry things.  My microwave and parking tickets are the least of it :wink:

Heh. And if you are a mod here you get accused of everything under the sun and up the sun's butt too. I was called let's see; a nazi-supporter, a fascist, a leftist dupe, a pussy licker (that was Tyler and he was sort of right), a crazed violent nutjob, a suicide bomber, a zapatista, a weasel, a prairie squid supporter, and a frop stealer.
Title: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on August 03, 2005, 10:16:18 PM
And for some reason, they don't name call Verthaine, hmmm, or else I missed it.  He was right about the drama queens though, they pick the weirdest shit to get their knickers in a twist over.
Title: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on August 03, 2005, 10:17:18 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Heh. And if you are a mod here you get accused of everything under the sun and up the sun's butt too. I was called let's see; a nazi-supporter, a fascist, a leftist dupe, a pussy licker (that was Tyler and he was sort of right), a crazed violent nutjob, a suicide bomber, a zapatista, a weasel, a prairie squid supporter, and a frop stealer.

You forgot evidence manufacturer, hehehe :roll:
Title: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on August 03, 2005, 10:28:42 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Heh. And if you are a mod here you get accused of everything under the sun and up the sun's butt too. I was called let's see; a nazi-supporter, a fascist, a leftist dupe, a pussy licker (that was Tyler and he was sort of right), a crazed violent nutjob, a suicide bomber, a zapatista, a weasel, a prairie squid supporter, and a frop stealer.

You forgot evidence manufacturer, hehehe :roll:

Yeah, that one too. And aini called me a faggot. And Gitmo didn't call me any names, he just got angry. Let's not forget such sparkling examples such as "mod-boi" "sausage boi" and others. WTF? No one ever wants to actually say anything about goats anymore.

Goddamn harpies. They don't even work in hair salons.
Title: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on August 03, 2005, 10:42:33 PM
Oh, yeah, that reminds me, I was accused of being aini, the official pest, hehehe, too bad there are so few women good at math and science, I guess we all sound the same :roll:
Title: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on August 03, 2005, 10:51:00 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyOh, yeah, that reminds me, I was accused of being aini, the official pest, hehehe, too bad there are so few women good at math and science, I guess we all sound the same :roll:

Heh. To some guys, you know it don't matter. They think you all are alike anyway.
Title: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on August 03, 2005, 10:58:09 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyOh, yeah, that reminds me, I was accused of being aini, the official pest, hehehe, too bad there are so few women good at math and science, I guess we all sound the same :roll:

Heh. To some guys, you know it don't matter. They think you all are alike anyway.

Well, there are some guys who like smart chicks, my hubby is one of them.  He always like Velma better than Daphne :P

And some men are just idiots, just like some women are :P
Title: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on August 03, 2005, 11:00:54 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyOh, yeah, that reminds me, I was accused of being aini, the official pest, hehehe, too bad there are so few women good at math and science, I guess we all sound the same :roll:

Heh. To some guys, you know it don't matter. They think you all are alike anyway.

Well, there are some guys who like smart chicks, my hubby is one of them.  He always like Velma better than Daphne :P

And some men are just idiots, just like some women are :P

I totally agree. I only like smart chicks. Even for 'just' friends.
Title: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on August 03, 2005, 11:07:41 PM
That old saying is wrong, men DO make passes at girls who wear glasses :D
Title: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 04, 2005, 01:19:21 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCDamn.

<applauds>

That about sums up what I was trying to say in the last few rants.

Good job.

oh, shut the fuck up you ass-kissing hypocritical dickwad. he's talking about you and I.

and if he's not, he should be.

personally, I could give a fuck, but your attempts to ingratiate yourself are unseemly. there's nothing worse than a scuzzbag who tries to pass themselves off as a paragon of virtue.

8)
Title: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: Horab Fibslager on August 04, 2005, 05:12:22 AM
two ducks and a bucket

crucify everyone!
Title: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell on August 04, 2005, 06:35:44 AM
Since this post is obviously about Turd, Hugh, and Rog, I  feel I should defend them, since all three do contribute something essential to this community, but I'm way too fucking tired.

Fuck it. It's the thought that counts, right?
Title: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 04, 2005, 06:38:29 AM
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellSince this post is obviously about Turd, Hugh, and Rog, I  feel I should defend them, since all three do contribute something essential to this community, but I'm way too fucking tired.

Fuck it. It's the thought that counts, right?

Sure.  In the way that fat man contributed to Hiroshima.  :lol:
Title: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on August 04, 2005, 03:39:50 PM
Quote from: Classic Turd

oh, shut the fuck up you ass-kissing hypocritical dickwad. he's talking about you and I.

and if he's not, he should be.

personally, I could give a fuck, but your attempts to ingratiate yourself are unseemly. there's nothing worse than a scuzzbag who tries to pass themselves off as a paragon of virtue.

8)

This is an example. Someone stole his frop and he thinks being an asshole can compensate.

Actually Verthaine wasn't talking about you and I.

That's Classic Turd, give someone shit for expressing appreciation. Unless you express utter hatred and contempt for a person's message you are ass kissing, according to Turd. But that's how harpies do think.

Turd, on second thought, you will not be a good mother for my children. This sort of behavior you exhibit is too much like third-grade bullies who think they're bad ass because daddy bought them a ramones shirt.

If you could personally not give a fuck, why do you yap?

Exactly. 8)
Title: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 04, 2005, 03:44:52 PM
that's the thrid time you've pulled out the "schoolyard bully" bit.

running out of material?

:lol:
Title: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: Kallisti on August 05, 2005, 05:52:33 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyI stuck around here originially to spite the people you describe, hehehe :twisted:

Shhh!

Don't say that so loudly. You'll be accused of all sorts of nasty things such as not cleaning out your microwave or never paying off your parking tickets.
Since I started posting here I have been accused of being a racist, a hippie, not a hippie, math geek, computer geek, writing crappy poetry, writing good poetry, and other various and sundry things.  My microwave and parking tickets are the least of it :wink:
And now we can add Board Nanny.  Not sure if that is better or worse than Board Hippy, hehehe, what a bunch of dorks :roll:
Title: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: Chef on August 05, 2005, 05:54:07 AM
Quote from: Kallisti
And now we can add Board Nanny.  

169% TROOF.
Title: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 05, 2005, 02:59:46 PM
too bad she can't stop us from coloring on the walls.

8)
Title: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: Verthaine on August 05, 2005, 06:52:16 PM
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellSince this post is obviously about Turd, Hugh, and Rog, I  feel I should defend them, since all three do contribute something essential to this community, but I'm way too fucking tired.

Fuck it. It's the thought that counts, right?
Funny,I don't remember naming names. I'm never that obvious.
I have nothing personal against any of the three gentlemen above. I  freely acknowlege the  contributions of all three,and have included both Rog and Hugh's works in the Book of Eris and the upcoming Book of Chaos. I have no animosity towards Turd either.
It is not necessary for me to expose who GfH's are.They do that very well on their own.
Title: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: Clichés_Dyed_4_My_Sins on August 06, 2005, 02:10:19 AM
Quote from: Classic Turdthat's the thrid time you've pulled out the "schoolyard bully" bit.

running out of material?

:lol:

Nah. My guess is their just waiting for that 2nd coat of  lacquer to harden on the baseball bat.

Reduces blood stains, easier clean up.


I've met my share of grey's before. I consider it flexercise for my smart ass muscles, or as entertainment, watching forums reality equivalent of ; "When fools attack".  :lol:

Ok, so they also double as poster children for birth control and castration, but don't say that too loudly because then they get all excited thinking their photogenic! Eww hey, that's a real plus!   :?

*color fix*
Title: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: Chef on August 06, 2005, 02:12:18 AM
Quote from: Clich?©s_Dyed_4_My_Sins
Quote from: Classic Turdthat's the thrid time you've pulled out the "schoolyard bully" bit.

running out of material?

:lol:

Nah. My guess is their just waiting for that 2nd coat of  lacquer to harden on the baseball bat.

Reduces blood stains, easier clean up.


(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/lol.gif)

HUGH COULD NOT SWING HIS WAY LOOSE FROM TEH WET PAPER BAG.
Title: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: Cain on August 06, 2005, 12:16:44 PM
We all know who this was aimed at, even if names werent mentioned.  Mostly, anyway.  Some people.  Maybe.  Fuckit.
Title: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 06, 2005, 03:07:13 PM
yeah, while I definitely respect Verthaine for trying to kep things cool and not stirring shit, I think it might be alot of fun to watch him get buckwild.

8)
Title: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: Verthaine on August 06, 2005, 07:31:14 PM
Quote from: Classic Turdyeah, while I definitely respect Verthaine for trying to kep things cool and not stirring shit, I think it might be alot of fun to watch him get buckwild.

8)

Only if it is definately necessary.I am by nature a very peaceful man.I always felt that the true show of power is not if you can defeat your enemies,but if you can get them to buy you a drink and smoke you out.
But I also so no problem with me leaving a 50 ft  smoking crater with a sign on the bottom that reads:
Warning!!!
This is what happened to the last asshole who didn't know when to stop fucking with me.
Title: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 06, 2005, 08:00:17 PM
Quote from: Verthaine...I always felt that the true show of power is not if you can defeat your enemies,but if you can get them to but you a drink and smoke you out....

word.

8)
Title: Re: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2011, 03:53:44 AM
Bumpity
Title: Re: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 03, 2011, 03:56:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2011, 03:53:44 AM
Bumpity

Nice call.
Title: Re: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
Quote from: Cuddleshift on August 03, 2011, 03:56:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2011, 03:53:44 AM
Bumpity

Nice call.

This was the thread that ramped up the civil war once and for all.  ECH lost his shit at Hugh publicly for the first time, I told Fonzie to fuck off, and Verthaine sort of ducked the bullshit and vanished for a while.

Then it sort of exploded into mayhem for about a year (it had been building for about a year).
Title: Re: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 03, 2011, 04:13:05 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
Quote from: Cuddleshift on August 03, 2011, 03:56:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2011, 03:53:44 AM
Bumpity

Nice call.

This was the thread that ramped up the civil war once and for all.  ECH lost his shit at Hugh publicly for the first time, I told Fonzie to fuck off, and Verthaine sort of ducked the bullshit and vanished for a while.

Then it sort of exploded into mayhem for about a year (it had been building for about a year).

I don't know any of the details, this was long before my first "fnord." I just find this Verthaine character to be an interesting fellow, from what I've seen.
Title: Re: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: Freeky on August 03, 2011, 04:14:03 AM
That was a good piece of writing.  Kind of seemed amusing that he mentioned threadjacking a piece of content, and then Eldora and Hugh did just that.
Title: Re: Greyfaced harpies
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 05, 2011, 08:11:21 AM
Kind of seemed amusing that the whole first page after Verthaine's post was Eldora and Hugh making nice, too.