Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Ben on August 05, 2005, 06:05:26 AM

Title: I love you Eris.
Post by: Ben on August 05, 2005, 06:05:26 AM
Hi Eris er Kali a.k.a. Satan.  Do you want some head?  Cum'on.  I know the preying mantis, the black widow in you would feel totally ultimate to rip the head right out of my spine.  The yin will destroy me, but you know what?  I still have just a grain of faith in the goodness of it.  Yin is always getting ready to yang, but are YOU prepared to be destroyed?  Someday, yin and yang will reign in perfect harmony together.  In the meantime, FUCK OFF.
Title: Re: I love you Eris.
Post by: Chef on August 05, 2005, 06:09:36 AM
Quote from: GagHi Eris er Kali a.k.a. Satan.  Do you want some head?  Cum'on.  I know the preying mantis, the black widow in you would feel totally ultimate to rip the head right out of my spine.  The yin will destroy me, but you know what?  I still have just a grain of faith in the goodness of it.  Yin is always getting ready to yang, but are YOU prepared to be destroyed?  Someday, yin and yang will reign in perfect harmony together.  In the meantime, FUCK OFF.

GET TO THE POINT, MAN!

DAMN.  FUCKING OPIEZ THESE DAYS, WRITE 2 SENTENCES, AND THINK THEY ARE RANTING.
Title: I love you Eris.
Post by: Ben on August 05, 2005, 06:15:54 AM
Fuck, CHEF.  You're back?  You were always such a pain, but that Scorpius in you does motivate me.
Okay, this is what I mean to say:  if yin can dig it with that yang, and yang can dig it with that yin, then harmony will ensue, but with Eris in charge, well she better watch out for her brother Ares and what-not because both men and women can be shit-kickers as well as bliss-fuckers.  So, just watch your ass and everything else is gonads and strife.
Title: I love you Eris.
Post by: Chef on August 05, 2005, 06:18:38 AM
Quote from: GagFuck, CHEF.  You're back?  You were always such a pain, but that Scorpius in you does motivate me.
Okay, this is what I mean to say:  if yin can dig it with that yang, and yang can dig it with that yin, then harmony will ensue, but with Eris in charge, well she better watch out for her brother Ares and what-not because both men and women can be shit-kickers as well as bliss-fuckers.  So, just watch your ass and everything else is gonads and strife.

THERE IS NO "BLISS" WIFF ERIS, AND IT PUZZLES CHEF AS TO WHY OPIEZ KEEP THINKING THERE IS.

ERIS KILLS OFF CIVILIZATIONS TO SETTLE PETTY GRUDGES.  THERE IS NOT ONE KNOWN INSTANCE OF HER DOING ANYTHING INVOLVING "BLISS".  SHE IS A PETTY, VINDICTIVE BITCH, AND CHEF THINKS HE LOVES HER.

ERGO, YOUR PIECE IS FLAWED, AND SHOULD BE FED TO THA HURKLE BEAST.
Title: I love you Eris.
Post by: Ben on August 05, 2005, 06:21:16 AM
Yeah. That's what I meant to say the first time around.  Fuck tha Hurkle beast!
Title: I love you Eris.
Post by: Chef on August 05, 2005, 06:22:23 AM
Quote from: GagYeah. That's what I meant to say the first time around.  Fuck tha Hurkle beast!

DO NEVER, SON.  OR BRING A BAGGIE FOR YOUR GONADS.
Title: I love you Eris.
Post by: Ben on August 05, 2005, 06:24:04 AM
Better quit talking to yourself,
SON.
Title: I love you Eris.
Post by: Chef on August 05, 2005, 06:25:40 AM
Quote from: GagBetter quit talking to yourself,
SON.

YUO STEPPING?

BRING A TEDDY BEAR FOR YOUR GHETTO SHRINE.
Title: I love you Eris.
Post by: Ben on August 05, 2005, 06:27:12 AM
Bring an eagle for your scorpion shrine.
Title: I love you Eris.
Post by: Chef on August 05, 2005, 06:28:34 AM
Quote from: GagBring an eagle for your scorpion shrine.

(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/wtf.gif)

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE?

CHEF D,
THINKS OPIES SHOULDN'T EVEN TRY.
Title: I love you Eris.
Post by: Ben on August 05, 2005, 06:30:51 AM
Chef, dude, I thought you were scrambled.  How did you ever manage to resurrect?
Title: I love you Eris.
Post by: Chef on August 05, 2005, 06:33:17 AM
Quote from: GagChef, dude, I thought you were scrambled.  How did you ever manage to resurrect?

TRADE SECRET, SON.

AW, WHAT THE HELL.

I MADE ROGER CUT & PASTE THE SCRAMBLED PASSWORD BEFORE HE HIT SUBMIT.  SILLY FUCKER HARDLY NOTICED HE DID IT.

CHEF DIESEL,
WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT.
Title: I love you Eris.
Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on August 05, 2005, 02:15:06 PM
what if we all helped you along?
Title: I love you Eris.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 05, 2005, 03:02:22 PM
son, take some friendly advice.

do NOT step.

8)
Title: I love you Eris.
Post by: Ben on August 05, 2005, 04:04:08 PM
Quote from: Classic Turdson, take some friendly advice.

do NOT step.

8)
I'll actually take that advice, but that's just because I just stepped out of a drunken oblivion.  I'm gonna go be an aphrodite worshipper for a while now.
Title: I love you Eris.
Post by: Kallisti on August 05, 2005, 04:06:41 PM
Quote from: DiLwhat if we all helped you along?
:lol:  :twisted:
Title: I love you Eris.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 05, 2005, 06:57:38 PM
Quote from: Gag
Quote from: Classic Turdson, take some friendly advice.

do NOT step.

8)
I'll actually take that advice, but that's just because I just stepped out of a drunken oblivion.  I'm gonna go be an aphrodite worshipper for a while now.

and wouldn't you rather still be in a drunken oblivion?

stepping is ill-advised under the best of circumstances.

8)
Title: I love you Eris.
Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on August 05, 2005, 10:36:11 PM
why not step? whats the worse that could happen?

i mean your not even on the same continent as me
Title: I love you Eris.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 05, 2005, 11:54:11 PM
I hear Chef has an orbital bomber.
Title: I love you Eris.
Post by: Chef on August 06, 2005, 01:40:43 AM
Quote from: Classic Turdson, take some friendly advice.

do NOT step.

8)

GOOD CALL.

THA WORLD DOES NOT NEED MORE TOOFLESS OPIEZ.

CHEF D,
THUMPS SO THAT OTHERS MAY LIVE.
Title: I love you Eris.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 06, 2005, 02:09:34 AM
Quote from: DiLwhy not step? whats the worse that could happen?

i mean your not even on the same continent as me

you're on antarctica? or perhaps africa?

those are the only continents that I'm not on.

my shit is global, G.

8)
Title: I love you Eris.
Post by: Ben on August 06, 2005, 06:35:16 PM
Quote from: Classic Turd
Quote from: Gag
Quote from: Classic Turdson, take some friendly advice.

do NOT step.

8)
I'll actually take that advice, but that's just because I just stepped out of a drunken oblivion.  I'm gonna go be an aphrodite worshipper for a while now.

and wouldn't you rather still be in a drunken oblivion?

stepping is ill-advised under the best of circumstances.

8)

No.  I happen to like existence.  Alcohol is a CRIME!

Bon voyage.