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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 12, 2005, 03:23:40 AM

Title: OOOO! WEEOOO! ILLUMINATIONS!
Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 12, 2005, 03:23:40 AM
THIS SMELLS LIKE THE SNUB! THIS MAY CAUSE CANCER! DO NOT PUT SNUB IN YOUR NOSE!
Title: Re: OOOO! WEEOOO! ILLUMINATIONS!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 12, 2005, 03:24:32 AM
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost PenisTHIS SMELLS LIKE THE SNUB! THIS MAY CAUSE CANCER! DO NOT PUT SNUB IN YOUR NOSE!

Then just where the fuck AM I supposed to put it, mister?  Tell me THAT.
Title: OOOO! WEEOOO! ILLUMINATIONS!
Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 12, 2005, 03:25:34 AM
YOU MUST PUT IT BACK IN THE SNUB BOX AND THROW IT AWAY! IT MAKES YOUR NOSE SICK!
Title: OOOO! WEEOOO! ILLUMINATIONS!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 12, 2005, 03:33:26 AM
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost PenisYOU MUST PUT IT BACK IN THE SNUB BOX AND THROW IT AWAY! IT MAKES YOUR NOSE SICK!

HEY!  I paid good money for that snub!
Title: OOOO! WEEOOO! ILLUMINATIONS!
Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 12, 2005, 03:39:09 AM
AS THE ADULT DECISION MAKER YOU MUST DECIDE! CAREFUL FOR NOSE CANCER UPON BEING REVOLUTED, ANGSTY DECISIONS ARE MADE IN ATTEMPTED RETRIBUTION! OOOOOEEEW?
Title: OOOO! WEEOOO! ILLUMINATIONS!
Post by: Antechinus sapiens on August 12, 2005, 07:43:27 AM
Caution: Rubbing the discarded stub of the snub on your gums may lead to inanity or death. Please place discarded snub stubs in the tub provided. A man in an armadillo suit will be along to collect it shortly.
Title: OOOO! WEEOOO! ILLUMINATIONS!
Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 12, 2005, 07:55:31 PM
THIS MUST BE COLLECTED AND DISPOSED SAFELY OR EVERYONE WILL HAVE BLEEDY CANCEROUS NOSES AND MAYBE EVEN STINKY BREATH! JUST SAY NO KIDS!
Title: OOOO! WEEOOO! ILLUMINATIONS!
Post by: hooplala on August 12, 2005, 08:03:31 PM
Rub a dub snub
Title: OOOO! WEEOOO! ILLUMINATIONS!
Post by: Zurtok Khan on August 12, 2005, 08:05:50 PM
Quote from: Baron von HooplaRub a dub snub

Buddha's ghost penis won't fit in the tub.
Title: OOOO! WEEOOO! ILLUMINATIONS!
Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 12, 2005, 08:30:10 PM
MY GIRTH IS AMAZO AWESOME!
Title: Re: OOOO! WEEOOO! ILLUMINATIONS!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 13, 2005, 01:46:02 AM
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost PenisTHIS SMELLS LIKE THE SNUB! THIS MAY CAUSE CANCER! DO NOT PUT SNUB IN YOUR NOSE!

This is one snub I'll let slide...After all, I DID yank my sermons, and it's not like I want my name attached to this toolbox.
Title: OOOO! WEEOOO! ILLUMINATIONS!
Post by: A+ Moyel on August 13, 2005, 06:21:53 AM
YANKING YOUR SERMONS WILL MAKE YOU GO BLIND. FYI.
Title: OOOO! WEEOOO! ILLUMINATIONS!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 13, 2005, 08:13:53 AM
Quote from: A+ MoyelYANKING YOUR SERMONS WILL MAKE YOU GO BLIND. FYI.

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