Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: eighteen buddha strike on August 20, 2005, 10:52:55 PM

Title: CUT OUT THE BULLSHIT (concentrated rant)
Post by: eighteen buddha strike on August 20, 2005, 10:52:55 PM
Ok, brass tacks.

1. 'enlightenment', whatever that might be, ultimately begins at self awareness.

2. ranting is an excersize of ego-masturbation, shouting into the void
(as roger would put it).

3. The government might be wicked, but it has been worse, will get
worse, might never get any better, and even though the illusion is
that apathy is a problem... mass apathy is the problem and my apathy
is not actually apathy, its just the passive realization that the
public is educated stupid and that they are never going to wake up as
a whole. Becoming a BETTER AND STRONGER PERSON is the best way to put yourself in a position of actually doing something to change the world, instead of blowing hot air out of your ass or saying "at least I fucking care, and now I have an excuse to be condescending".

4. I doing this because I want to.

5. Discordianism is a crock of shit. HAIL ERIS.
Title: CUT OUT THE BULLSHIT (concentrated rant)
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 20, 2005, 11:07:11 PM
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Title: CUT OUT THE BULLSHIT (concentrated rant)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 20, 2005, 11:22:44 PM
I'm a little teapot...
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Title: CUT OUT THE BULLSHIT (concentrated rant)
Post by: eighteen buddha strike on August 20, 2005, 11:35:11 PM
My ego is fucking spent.
Somebody get me a towel.
Title: CUT OUT THE BULLSHIT (concentrated rant)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 20, 2005, 11:38:44 PM
...short and stout...
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Title: CUT OUT THE BULLSHIT (concentrated rant)
Post by: eighteen buddha strike on August 20, 2005, 11:56:03 PM
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Title: CUT OUT THE BULLSHIT (concentrated rant)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 20, 2005, 11:59:48 PM
...This is my handle...
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Title: CUT OUT THE BULLSHIT (concentrated rant)
Post by: eighteen buddha strike on August 21, 2005, 12:02:50 AM
Here comes the punchline.
Title: CUT OUT THE BULLSHIT (concentrated rant)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2005, 12:04:35 AM
...this is my spout...
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Title: CUT OUT THE BULLSHIT (concentrated rant)
Post by: eighteen buddha strike on August 21, 2005, 12:08:27 AM
WAIT!

There is more.
Title: CUT OUT THE BULLSHIT (concentrated rant)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2005, 12:10:58 AM
...I forgot the rest of the song.
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Title: CUT OUT THE BULLSHIT (concentrated rant)
Post by: agent compassion on August 21, 2005, 12:16:35 AM
AAAACK! HOSRIE!

::ducks::
Title: CUT OUT THE BULLSHIT (concentrated rant)
Post by: doubtless incident on August 21, 2005, 12:19:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger...I forgot the rest of the song.
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when i get all steamed up hear me shout tip me over and pour me out
Title: CUT OUT THE BULLSHIT (concentrated rant)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2005, 12:20:29 AM
Quote from: agent compassionAAAACK! HOSRIE!

::ducks::

Magickl Hosrie OWNS this joint.

Dumbass Shennanigans rip off in 3...2...1...
Title: CUT OUT THE BULLSHIT (concentrated rant)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2005, 12:20:51 AM
Quote from: doubtless incident
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger...I forgot the rest of the song.
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when i get all steamed up hear me shout tip me over and pour me out

Well, it's a little late, now!
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Title: CUT OUT THE BULLSHIT (concentrated rant)
Post by: doubtless incident on August 21, 2005, 12:22:48 AM
i hadda flat :(
Title: CUT OUT THE BULLSHIT (concentrated rant)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2005, 12:23:53 AM
Quote from: doubtless incidenti hadda flat :(

I toldja to get solid tires, didn't I?
Title: CUT OUT THE BULLSHIT (concentrated rant)
Post by: doubtless incident on August 21, 2005, 12:27:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: doubtless incidenti hadda flat :(

I toldja to get solid tires, didn't I?
yea.  :oops:

it's not my fault. there was a old lady laying in the gutter crying her eyes out over spilled milk and i hadda help her didn't i? and then i ran over a nail what fell out of her little boot and got a flat on the way to the tyre shop.
Title: CUT OUT THE BULLSHIT (concentrated rant)
Post by: Shenanigans on August 21, 2005, 12:49:56 AM
Quote from: agent compassionAAAACK! HOSRIE!

::ducks::
That's not a horsie (or a duck) I am the only true horsie around here :twisted:
Title: CUT OUT THE BULLSHIT (concentrated rant)
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 21, 2005, 12:51:39 AM
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Title: CUT OUT THE BULLSHIT (concentrated rant)
Post by: CORNHOLIO on August 21, 2005, 01:04:21 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle(http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/8201/stfuclown6hx.jpg)
that 's not nice, that clown looks gay and everything but they give out cool toys and stuff
Title: CUT OUT THE BULLSHIT (concentrated rant)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2005, 05:07:13 AM
Quote from: Shenanigans
Quote from: agent compassionAAAACK! HOSRIE!

::ducks::
That's not a horsie (or a duck) I am the only true horsie around here :twisted:

To be precise:  You ripped off someone else's idea.

Again.
Title: CUT OUT THE BULLSHIT (concentrated rant)
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on August 25, 2005, 03:17:54 AM
Quote from: CORNHOLIO
Quote from: East Coast Hustle(http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/8201/stfuclown6hx.jpg)
that 's not nice, that clown looks gay and everything but they give out cool toys and stuff

So you like mcdonalds?

(by the way, that's one of the best stfu pictures, imo)
Title: CUT OUT THE BULLSHIT (concentrated rant)
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 25, 2005, 03:27:43 AM
It would be better if he had something that didn't look like a miniature toy. Reaction shots of people seeing a masked man with an apparently real gun would make it better too. Also, he should use a real gun and possibly shoot Ronald (assuming nobody other than Bea Arthur or GWB was behind Ronald).
Title: CUT OUT THE BULLSHIT (concentrated rant)
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 25, 2005, 03:28:00 AM
(Or a mime.)
Title: CUT OUT THE BULLSHIT (concentrated rant)
Post by: Antechinus sapiens on August 25, 2005, 05:52:55 AM
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Title: CUT OUT THE BULLSHIT (concentrated rant)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2005, 05:57:42 AM
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Title: CUT OUT THE BULLSHIT (concentrated rant)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2005, 05:58:12 AM
Quote from: Shenanigans
Quote from: agent compassionAAAACK! HOSRIE!

::ducks::
That's not a horsie (or a duck) I am the only true horsie around here :twisted:

Have you EVER had an original thought, Eldora?
Title: CUT OUT THE BULLSHIT (concentrated rant)
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 25, 2005, 05:58:55 AM
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Title: CUT OUT THE BULLSHIT (concentrated rant)
Post by: Anonymous on August 25, 2005, 09:25:23 AM
When I was a very young child I had a My Little Pony toy made out of hard, slightly squishy plastic.
I thought it would be really funny if I chewed the legs off.
I did.