Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Horab Fibslager on August 25, 2005, 05:31:26 AM

Title: a clarification for the confused.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on August 25, 2005, 05:31:26 AM
your penis is not yoru brain is not you index finger.
Title: Re: a clarification for the confused.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2005, 05:32:11 AM
Quote from: Horab Fibslageryour penis is not yoru brain is not you index finger.

Sez YUO.
Title: a clarification for the confused.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on August 25, 2005, 05:34:07 AM
naw dude, i like researched this shit int eh encyclopedia birtannica.

like i'd do my annotated appendice and bibliography, but like, i was still in shock from my shocking discoveries!
Title: a clarification for the confused.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2005, 05:35:29 AM
Quote from: Horab Fibslagernaw dude, i like researched this shit int eh encyclopedia birtannica.

like i'd do my annotated appendice and bibliography, but like, i was still in shock from my shocking discoveries!

And so, Captain Obvious once again thwarts the Evil Zurtok, foul lord of Nebraska And Other Boring Shit, Too.
Title: a clarification for the confused.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on August 25, 2005, 05:37:57 AM
i don't get it.
Title: a clarification for the confused.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2005, 05:41:01 AM
Quote from: Horab Fibslageri don't get it.

(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/wtf.gif)

I thought this was a parody of Zurtoks mindfuck thread.
Title: a clarification for the confused.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on August 25, 2005, 05:44:29 AM
naw i just got this in my latest bout of satori.

if i think about it more, i may expand on why you rpenis isn't yoru brain isn't your index finger, but for teh moment, let it be known among men an dwomena nd cheldren as a universal truth, to be kicked into the mud and hten punched in teh face alot until the mu dis red with forgiveness, and the air thick with cries for mercy.
Title: a clarification for the confused.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2005, 05:46:47 AM
Quote from: Horab Fibslagernaw i just got this in my latest bout of satori.

if i think about it more, i may expand on why you rpenis isn't yoru brain isn't your index finger, but for teh moment, let it be known among men an dwomena nd cheldren as a universal truth, to be kicked into the mud and hten punched in teh face alot until the mu dis red with forgiveness, and the air thick with cries for mercy.

But can I stick my index finger into my penis?

Hordes of television viewers want to know.
Title: a clarification for the confused.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on August 25, 2005, 05:50:33 AM
sicne they are not the same, that is all i can say. i give no permission because i take no authority.
Title: a clarification for the confused.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 25, 2005, 05:55:14 AM
The answer is yes, but it will take years of hard work and dedication.
Title: a clarification for the confused.
Post by: Antechinus sapiens on August 25, 2005, 05:57:31 AM
My penis is an awesome tool of death and destruction. It uses up too much blood to run my brain at the same time.
Title: a clarification for the confused.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2005, 06:01:19 AM
Quote from: FnordiscordiaThe answer is yes, but it will take years of hard work and dedication.

Bullshit.

I just did it.
Title: a clarification for the confused.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 25, 2005, 06:09:27 AM
Maybe you're some sort of natural master, try sucking oil up with your urethra.
Title: a clarification for the confused.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2005, 06:12:10 AM
Quote from: FnordiscordiaMaybe you're some sort of natural master, try sucking oil up with your urethra.

Yep.

Um...you DID mean motor oil, right?
Title: a clarification for the confused.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 25, 2005, 06:13:02 AM
Uh.. Yeah... Sure, why not?
Title: a clarification for the confused.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2005, 06:14:14 AM
Quote from: FnordiscordiaUh.. Yeah... Sure, why not?

Good.  Because I'm not sure I can get my dick into the transmission.
Title: a clarification for the confused.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 25, 2005, 06:15:51 AM
That's probably for the best.. transmissions can be kind of tricky...
Title: a clarification for the confused.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2005, 06:17:28 AM
Quote from: FnordiscordiaThat's probably for the best.. transmissions can be kind of tricky...

Naw...it's in neutral.
Title: a clarification for the confused.
Post by: LMNO on August 25, 2005, 02:28:38 PM
Quote from: Horab Fibslagernaw i just got this in my latest bout of satori.

if i think about it more, i may expand on why you rpenis isn't yoru brain isn't your index finger, but for teh moment, let it be known among men an dwomena nd cheldren as a universal truth, to be kicked into the mud and hten punched in teh face alot until the mu dis red with forgiveness, and the air thick with cries for mercy.

::channels Mangrove's esoterica::

If we postulate the finger as the buddhist symbol of the Ego, the Genitals as a creative force, and the brain as the filtering system of reality, one can fairly easily see a golden triangle shaped from the brain to the penis, i.e. filtered reality acting as a fuel for the creative (and inherently chaotic) force, while being tempered (for coherence) by the Ego (in this case, not ego like Turd or TGRR might have it, I mean it more in the sense of "socialized conciousness").


Whoa.  I've been in the EB&G's classrooms too long, i think...
Title: a clarification for the confused.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 25, 2005, 02:58:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO


Whoa.  I've been in the EB&G's classrooms too long, i think...

uh oh...better make sure that your future prospects are still OK.

:lol:
Title: a clarification for the confused.
Post by: LMNO on August 25, 2005, 03:01:49 PM
Hmm... looks ok to me...  Only slight radiation damage:

(http://www-jlc.kek.jp/subg/vtx/pub/reports/ttoshio/pixel98/img023.jpg)
Title: a clarification for the confused.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2005, 01:23:34 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle
Quote from: LMNO


Whoa.  I've been in the EB&G's classrooms too long, i think...

uh oh...better make sure that your future prospects are still OK.

:lol:

30% chance of his fuckstock being assprone.
Title: a clarification for the confused.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on August 26, 2005, 04:35:57 AM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: Horab Fibslagernaw i just got this in my latest bout of satori.

if i think about it more, i may expand on why you rpenis isn't yoru brain isn't your index finger, but for teh moment, let it be known among men an dwomena nd cheldren as a universal truth, to be kicked into the mud and hten punched in teh face alot until the mu dis red with forgiveness, and the air thick with cries for mercy.

::channels Mangrove's esoterica::

If we postulate the finger as the buddhist symbol of the Ego, the Genitals as a creative force, and the brain as the filtering system of reality, one can fairly easily see a golden triangle shaped from the brain to the penis, i.e. filtered reality acting as a fuel for the creative (and inherently chaotic) force, while being tempered (for coherence) by the Ego (in this case, not ego like Turd or TGRR might have it, I mean it more in the sense of "socialized conciousness").


Whoa.  I've been in the EB&G's classrooms too long, i think...

this is pretty good. i may make a picture.

(http://tornasunder.sensibilium.com/penisbrainfinger.JPG)