Why are you guys so Bobophobic?
Quote from: Burning TreesWhy are you guys so Bobophobic?
I didn't know we were?
Because I'm not really into the smell of pipe smoke.
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Seems like a mighty random list.
Many of you wouldn't believe me if I explained.
I know many definitions of "bobo"... the question is which one is the right one?
A cut or scrape[/list:u]
A clown[/list:u]
A sexual "favour"[/list:u]
A really crappy nickname[/list:u]
A movement (bobo shanti)[/list:u]
A camper company[/list:u]
Long lost teddy of Mr Burns[/list:u]
A DJ[/list:u]
Off-brand... lower quality product[/list:u]
A combination of "bourgeois" and "bohemian"[/list:u]
A tribe[/list:u]
Some baseball player[/list:u]
The list goes on and on...
Bob.
Quote from: LMNOBob.
You said "Bob!"
You get a lifetime's supply of amphetamines for your prairie squid.
I had a prarie squid once, but I set him free on the plains once I discovered the sublime pleasure of a scrid's company.
Ahhh so it's Bob-ophobic, not Bobo-phobic.... That changes everything.
I don't like BoB because I can't tell if he is coming or going.
Bob is ok, but I love Bobo.
Bobo and I go waaaaay back . . . we met when we were both geeks in a travelling sideshow . . . he bit the heads off chickens, while I hypnotized my chickens first so that they would dance the watusi while I bit their heads off.
I had a bit more showmanship, but Bobo was deep,man. He showed me how the entire universe can be revealed in pencil shavings - that blew my mind.
Poor Bobo, he was never the same after Monday Moonie got through taking back his wooden legs. He tried making the best of it for a while, strapping on pool cues, but it wasn't the same . . . the last time I saw him he was bobbing for bottle rockets at a flea circus . . . he looked lost. I should send him a postcard.
Quote from: LMNOI had a prarie squid once, but I set him free on the plains once I discovered the sublime pleasure of a scrid's company.
well, if
you don't have any use for those amphetamines...
8)
Quote from: gnimbleyI don't like BoB because I can't tell if he is coming or going.
this post deserves extra credit.
[gives the gnome a cookie]
because Bob hates ERIS. The Book of Subgenius(EVERY BOOK IN PRINT SHOULD BE BURNED) says that ERIS is "mostly evil" which is simply untrue. ERIS is (as we all know) half "good" half "evil" and half "excluded middle".
STAMP OUT BOB :evil: :evil: :evil:
bob and eris are equally fictitious and therefore equally deserving of being the focal point for terrorist bombings.
Quote from: Horab Fibslagerbob and eris are equally fictitious and therefore equally deserving of being the focal point for terrorist bombings.
Or as I like to say, why should the Catholics, Muslims Hindus etc get all the fun?
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.because Bob hates ERIS. The Book of Subgenius(EVERY BOOK IN PRINT SHOULD BE BURNED) says that ERIS is "mostly evil" which is simply untrue. ERIS is (as we all know) half "good" half "evil" and half "excluded middle".
STAMP OUT BOB :evil: :evil: :evil:
you'd hate Eris too, if you knew what "bob" knows.
8)
Quote from: East Coast HustleQuote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.because Bob hates ERIS. The Book of Subgenius(EVERY BOOK IN PRINT SHOULD BE BURNED) says that ERIS is "mostly evil" which is simply untrue. ERIS is (as we all know) half "good" half "evil" and half "excluded middle".
STAMP OUT BOB :evil: :evil: :evil:
you'd hate Eris too, if you knew what "bob" knows.
8)
I thought he was dead. You know Puzzling Evidence or someone like that :wink:
Quote from: East Coast HustleQuote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.because Bob hates ERIS. The Book of Subgenius(EVERY BOOK IN PRINT SHOULD BE BURNED) says that ERIS is "mostly evil" which is simply untrue. ERIS is (as we all know) half "good" half "evil" and half "excluded middle".
STAMP OUT BOB :evil: :evil: :evil:
you'd hate Eris too, if you knew what "bob" knows.
8)
Namely, that she gave him syphilis and ran over his cat.
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellQuote from: East Coast HustleQuote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.because Bob hates ERIS. The Book of Subgenius(EVERY BOOK IN PRINT SHOULD BE BURNED) says that ERIS is "mostly evil" which is simply untrue. ERIS is (as we all know) half "good" half "evil" and half "excluded middle".
STAMP OUT BOB :evil: :evil: :evil:
you'd hate Eris too, if you knew what "bob" knows.
8)
Namely, that she gave him syphilis and ran over his cat.
she gave me gona-herpa-syphil-aids. Is there an o.t.c. treatment for that?
You can buy a gun otc at WalMart. That usually clears it right up.
Quote from: LMNOYou can buy a gun otc at WalMart. That usually clears it right up.
Is there a brand name I should look for?
Quote from: LMNOYou can buy a gun otc at WalMart. That usually clears it right up.
A gun! THat would solve everything!
just any gun?
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.just any gun?
Try the Winchester "Cobain".
Quote from: LMNOQuote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.just any gun?
Try the Winchester "Cobain".
thanx I'll try that
I really reccomend a Beretta 12 gauge.
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.because Bob hates ERIS. The Book of Subgenius(EVERY BOOK IN PRINT SHOULD BE BURNED) says that ERIS is "mostly evil" which is simply untrue. ERIS is (as we all know) half "good" half "evil" and half "excluded middle".
STAMP OUT BOB :evil: :evil: :evil:
You fell for that little lie, did ya?
Heh.
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.Quote from: East Coast HustleQuote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.because Bob hates ERIS. The Book of Subgenius(EVERY BOOK IN PRINT SHOULD BE BURNED) says that ERIS is "mostly evil" which is simply untrue. ERIS is (as we all know) half "good" half "evil" and half "excluded middle".
STAMP OUT BOB :evil: :evil: :evil:
you'd hate Eris too, if you knew what "bob" knows.
8)
I thought he was dead. You know Puzzling Evidence or someone like that :wink:
That's what you get for thinking.
Quote from: East Coast HustleQuote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.because Bob hates ERIS. The Book of Subgenius(EVERY BOOK IN PRINT SHOULD BE BURNED) says that ERIS is "mostly evil" which is simply untrue. ERIS is (as we all know) half "good" half "evil" and half "excluded middle".
STAMP OUT BOB :evil: :evil: :evil:
you'd hate Eris too, if you knew what "bob" knows.
8)
I don't wanna know what "Bob" knows.
Quote from: Horab Fibslagerbob and eris are equally fictitious and therefore equally deserving of being the focal point for terrorist bombings.
The non-existant "Bob", of course, being
the most important "bob" of all.
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.because Bob hates ERIS. The Book of Subgenius(EVERY BOOK IN PRINT SHOULD BE BURNED) says that ERIS is "mostly evil" which is simply untrue. ERIS is (as we all know) half "good" half "evil" and half "excluded middle".
STAMP OUT BOB :evil: :evil: :evil:
Ho ho ho, kiddies...looks like we found ourselves a
true believer.
Lock the door.
:lol:
(http://www.bahai.htnet.hr/martyrdom_bab.jpg)
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.because Bob hates ERIS. The Book of Subgenius(EVERY BOOK IN PRINT SHOULD BE BURNED) says that ERIS is "mostly evil" which is simply untrue. ERIS is (as we all know) half "good" half "evil" and half "excluded middle".
STAMP OUT BOB :evil: :evil: :evil:
Ho ho ho, kiddies...looks like we found ourselves a true believer.
Lock the door.
:lol:
Hey! I don't believe nothing!
STAMP OUT BOB :evil: :evil: :evil:
Quote from: Donkeyotay(http://www.bahai.htnet.hr/martyrdom_bab.jpg)
Where is that picture from?
I don't know, but there's bearded men touching each other.
Well, that's what they were doing in the caves hiding out from American bombers....so they sort of got used to being touchy feely.
What, did they run out of goats or something?
Well, they had to EAT something. All those MREs and shit that the US forces dropped over Afghanistan could only last for so long.
Quote from: unlike_someoneQuote from: Donkeyotay(http://www.bahai.htnet.hr/martyrdom_bab.jpg)
Where is that picture from?
It is the martyrdom of Bab
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Ho ho ho, kiddies...looks like we found ourselves a true believer.
Lock the door.
:lol:
The more I think of this one, the more it burns me up! Look, I'll admit to being a "goat fucker", a "hampster killer", I might even try to get you to believr I have republican leanings, (probably not that would be REALLY sick). Whatever it takes to try to keep you guys "somewhat entertained" and not completely ignoring me. I may be the nOOb around here but
I will not sit here and be called a "true teliever"!! Those sort of people have caused most of the trouble here on this planet and
I won't take it . If anyone else makes any more posts along that vein I will find out who you are and where you live and I will have christians, jehovas witnesses, mormons(sp? morons?), and even hare krisnas knocking on your door for years to come! I will send relligeous pamphlets and missionaries from every "one true relligeon" on the planet; and then when you least expect it I'll send you a chain letter and you'll ignore it.
Then you'll really be screwed. HOHOHAHA:: Maniacal laughter continues for 5 minutes and five seconds. Suddenly Our Hero (well My Hero anyway) inhales sharply several times through his nose. "I smell yetti" he whispers. He grabs his brand new limmited edition Winchester "Cobain" pump shot gun he just got at Walmart last night, checks the chamber, grabs his ammo belt, and silently stalks off.
WILL OUR HERO KILL THE YETTI? WILL ANYONE EVER PUT JACKO IN PRISON? WILL ANYONE TAKE MY BAIT?
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK: NEW FUCKING TIME, NEW FUCKING CHANNEL FOR THE NEXT EDITION OF....
STAMP OUT BOB :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
note: thankyou lmno for the winchester cobain thing....beautiful man :cry:
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Ho ho ho, kiddies...looks like we found ourselves a true believer.
Lock the door.
:lol:
The more I think of this one, the more it burns me up! Look, I'll admit to being a "goat fucker", a "hampster killer", I might even try to get you to believr I have republican leanings, (probably not that would be REALLY sick). Whatever it takes to try to keep you guys "somewhat entertained" and not completely ignoring me. I may be the nOOb around here but
I will not sit here and be called a "true teliever"!! Those sort of people have caused most of the trouble here on this planet and I won't take it . If anyone else makes any more posts along that vein I will find out who you are and where you live and I will have christians, jehovas witnesses, mormons(sp? morons?), and even hare krisnas knocking on your door for years to come! I will send relligeous pamphlets and missionaries from every "one true relligeon" on the planet; and then when you least expect it I'll send you a chain letter and you'll ignore it. Then you'll really be screwed. HOHOHAHA:: Maniacal laughter continues for 5 minutes and five seconds. Suddenly Our Hero (well My Hero anyway) inhales sharply several times through his nose. "I smell yetti" he whispers. He grabs his brand new limmited edition Winchester "Cobain" pump shot gun he just got at Walmart last night, checks the chamber, grabs his ammo belt, and silently stalks off.
WILL OUR HERO KILL THE YETTI? WILL ANYONE EVER PUT JACKO IN PRISON? WILL ANYONE TAKE MY BAIT?
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK: NEW FUCKING TIME, NEW FUCKING CHANNEL FOR THE NEXT EDITION OF....
STAMP OUT BOB :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
note: thankyou lmno for the winchester cobain thing....beautiful man :cry:
So, you make a Batman reference, but didn't even think that the 'true believer' reference was to Stan "the Man" Lee?
For shame.
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.
The more I think of this one, the more it burns me up! Look, I'll admit to being a "goat fucker", a "hampster killer", I might even try to get you to believr I have republican leanings:cry:
Yer supposed to not admit to the goatfornication. Sheesh. What kind of scotsman are you?
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.
The more I think of this one, the more it burns me up! Look, I'll admit to being a "goat fucker", a "hampster killer", I might even try to get you to believr I have republican leanings:cry:
Yer supposed to not admit to the goatfornication. Sheesh. What kind of scotsman are you?
proud of his heritage? ;)
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.
The more I think of this one, the more it burns me up! Look, I'll admit to being a "goat fucker", a "hampster killer", I might even try to get you to believr I have republican leanings:cry:
Yer supposed to not admit to the goatfornication. Sheesh. What kind of scotsman are you?
Why do you ask? Did you want to borrow my kilt and boots?
Example of Scottish humorSean: Angus! Why did you 'it tha' man with tha' beer bo''le?
Angus: Because I di' no' 'ave a rock!!
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.
The more I think of this one, the more it burns me up! Look, I'll admit to being a "goat fucker", a "hampster killer", I might even try to get you to believr I have republican leanings:cry:
Yer supposed to not admit to the goatfornication. Sheesh. What kind of scotsman are you?
Why do you ask? Did you want to borrow my kilt and boots?
Example of Scottish humor
Sean: Angus! Why did you 'it tha' man with tha' beer bo''le?
Angus: Because I di' no' 'ave a rock!!
No Irishperson would want that. It'd be like a Turk in Jerusalem!
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.Example of Scottish humor
Sean: Angus! Why did you 'it tha' man with tha' beer bo''le?
Angus: Because I di' no' 'ave a rock!!
Where the fuck did you learn Scottish!? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote from: synaptyxQuote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.Example of Scottish humor
Sean: Angus! Why did you 'it tha' man with tha' beer bo''le?
Angus: Because I di' no' 'ave a rock!!
Where the fuck did you learn Scottish!? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
De an dibhir leatsa?
Aye, that too. :)
Quote from: synaptyxAye, that too. :)
Arrrgh!
Bha gaidhlig agamsa o shin a bha mi og mar....no mar sin.
The official language of Scotland is English, although Gaelic is spoken in the North and West of Scotland. The Scots language (which has many similarities to English, but also draws on French and Gaelic) is also spoken. Whereas Gaelic is the language of the Highlands & Islands, Scots is the language of the Lowlands.
I live in the Lowlands.
Quote from: synaptyxThe official language of Scotland is English, although Gaelic is spoken in the North and West of Scotland. The Scots language (which has many similarities to English, but also draws on French and Gaelic) is also spoken. Whereas Gaelic is the language of the Highlands & Islands, Scots is the language of the Lowlands.
I live in the Lowlands.
Cool. The only part of Scotland I know about is the North and the Islands. Gaelic helps there, to be able to speak to people and fuck with the tourists. Though, some places like Skye are not as Gaelic speaking as they used to be....which is scary. The whole culture will probably disappear in our lifetimes.
It's very sad to watch a part of the language culture of my country slowly being stamped out. There are very few exclusively Gaelic speaking people left alive today. Scottish Gaelic will go first, then Irish, then the Welsh language will start to fade. No-one will know, or care, what place names mean anymore and some children, won't be able to communicate directly with their great grandparents (assuming they're still alive).
Quote from: synaptyxIt's very sad to watch a part of the language culture of my country slowly being stamped out. There are very few exclusively Gaelic speaking people left alive today. Scottish Gaelic will go first, then Irish, then the Welsh language will start to fade. No-one will know, or care, what place names mean anymore and some children, won't be able to communicate directly with their great grandparents (assuming they're still alive).
Welsh won't go, cuz they got petrol to burn the guest houses down with.
Irish won't go, cuz, for good or for ill, we''lll keep blowing up shit until we are free.
Gaelic won't go, cuz enough people will keep it going for now.
Hope so! :lol:
Quote from: synaptyxThe official language of Scotland is English, although Gaelic is spoken in the North and West of Scotland. The Scots language (which has many similarities to English, but also draws on French and Gaelic) is also spoken. Whereas Gaelic is the language of the Highlands & Islands, Scots is the language of the Lowlands.
I live in the Lowlands.
And Scots is damn wierd. I had a lecturer who spoke it as a first language, his accent was thick enough to float rocks in. Big ones.
I don't have a fracking clue what they're on about. I don't even understand people from seven miles up the road. Especially the older folks. :lol:
Quote from: synaptyxI don't have a fracking clue what they're on about. I don't even understand people from seven miles up the road. Especially the older folks. :lol:
Scots is pretty hard to get. I need a fricken dictionary. And then even so, I can't even begin to figure how to spell the damned gibber, so how do I look the words up? Gaelic speakers are easier to understand, for me at least. But even when they speak English, it is easier to follow because they learned it as a second language from the schools and the tourists. Thus it is much more in touch with common sorts of English.