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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Merlin of Chaos on September 02, 2005, 05:38:11 PM

Title: Maybe Logic
Post by: Merlin of Chaos on September 02, 2005, 05:38:11 PM
Logic... Does anyone know anything about it?

People don't seem to have it, seriously... Some people call other people walls, just like when I'm playing with my friends and now that we had a little conflict, because we're playing a special game they invented and by the rules, you can't touch the ball twice (Without kicking it up), so we were playing on a soccer field, there were some other players who also player basketball, So I had to kick the ball once, one of the basketball players blocks the ball and kicks it back.... I have to kick it AGAIN!
Then my friends make up stupid excuse "You see, this is like a wall... When the ball hits the wall, it returns to you". FUCK IT, WALLS DONT MOVE AND I DONT WANT TO IMAGINE BECAUSE THERE IS NO NEED TO IMAGINE HERE BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING ANIMATE PERSON MEANS HE CAN FUCKING MOVE, IT'S NOT MY FAULT HE FUCKING BLOCKED IT, THE BALL COULD HAVE PASSED THE PLAYER AND EVERYTHING WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE, BUT NO, THEIR FUCKING LOGIC IS FLAWED!

Ok, So my logic is flawed... MAYBE!

MAYBE LOGIC, HERE IT GOES, MAYBE LOGIC! PEOPLE DON'T HAVE LOGIC!

This is my rant.

P.S: I'm not a human.
Title: Re: Maybe Logic
Post by: gnimbley on September 02, 2005, 08:29:52 PM
I thought this thread was going to be about RAW.
Quote from: Merlin of ChaosP.S: I'm not a human.
Hey! Look! A trained monkey!
Title: Re: Maybe Logic
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on September 02, 2005, 08:39:24 PM
Quote from: gnimbleyI thought this thread was going to be about RAW.
Quote from: Merlin of ChaosP.S: I'm not a human.
Hey! Look! A trained monkey!
Hey! Look! A gnome trained to type :shock:  :wink:
Title: Re: Maybe Logic
Post by: gnimbley on September 02, 2005, 08:40:37 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: gnimbleyI thought this thread was going to be about RAW.
Quote from: Merlin of ChaosP.S: I'm not a human.
Hey! Look! A trained monkey!
Hey! Look! A gnome trained to type :shock:  :wink:
Silly woman. I'm self taught!
Title: Maybe Logic
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on September 02, 2005, 08:47:25 PM
I am a silly woman.  I also taught myself to type, which makes it interesting for someone to watch who took silly typing classes.  I type pretty fast, but my fingers do not go on the 'right' keys all the time :lol:
Title: Maybe Logic
Post by: gnimbley on September 02, 2005, 08:48:22 PM
I have it on good authority (mine) that Horab is also self taught.
That makes three of us.
Title: Maybe Logic
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 02, 2005, 09:01:14 PM
Quote from: gnimbleyI have it on good authority (mine) that Horab is also self taught.
That makes three of us.

we had typing in computer class on apple 2e's irregardless, i motherfucking pwned those motherfckers. i don't think it could've been too uncommon on thos emachine to crash from uber fast typage.
Title: Maybe Logic
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 03, 2005, 12:17:39 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyI am a silly woman.  I also taught myself to type, which makes it interesting for someone to watch who took silly typing classes.  I type pretty fast, but my fingers do not go on the 'right' keys all the time :lol:

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Maybe Logic
Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on September 03, 2005, 01:35:14 AM
WE SMELL THE SCATHING SARCASOIDUS-REX!
Title: Re: Maybe Logic
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 03, 2005, 01:37:36 AM
Quote from: Merlin of Chaos
This is my rant.

P.S: I'm not a human.

1.  And a waste of our precious time on this Earth.

2.  Who cares?  KYSFTB.
Title: Maybe Logic
Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on September 03, 2005, 01:40:23 AM
WILL THIS LEAVE THE SCARS?
Title: Re: Maybe Logic
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on September 03, 2005, 09:35:18 PM
Quote from: Merlin of ChaosLogic... Does anyone know anything about it?

People don't seem to have it, seriously... Some people call other people walls, just like when I'm playing with my friends and now that we had a little conflict, because we're playing a special game they invented and by the rules, you can't touch the ball twice (Without kicking it up), so we were playing on a soccer field, there were some other players who also player basketball, So I had to kick the ball once, one of the basketball players blocks the ball and kicks it back.... I have to kick it AGAIN!
Then my friends make up stupid excuse "You see, this is like a wall... When the ball hits the wall, it returns to you". FUCK IT, WALLS DONT MOVE AND I DONT WANT TO IMAGINE BECAUSE THERE IS NO NEED TO IMAGINE HERE BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING ANIMATE PERSON MEANS HE CAN FUCKING MOVE, IT'S NOT MY FAULT HE FUCKING BLOCKED IT, THE BALL COULD HAVE PASSED THE PLAYER AND EVERYTHING WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE, BUT NO, THEIR FUCKING LOGIC IS FLAWED!

Ok, So my logic is flawed... MAYBE!

MAYBE LOGIC, HERE IT GOES, MAYBE LOGIC! PEOPLE DON'T HAVE LOGIC!

This is my rant.

P.S: I'm not a human.
you cant touch it twice unless you kick it... so what if he thinks the persons a wall you KICKED the ball so were allowed to touch the ball twice.
Title: Maybe Logic
Post by: Merlin of Chaos on September 04, 2005, 04:51:59 AM
Good one... Didn't think of that, but walls don't count there, it's a field, small field but there are several fields in the place, so we agreed that if it goes somewhere into the next field it doesn't matter, so we continue the game, this also means that even if it hits the fence from one side, the game still continues as it is supposed to.

Well, I have only one friend that doesn't really care of what happened and even when I tried to explain him the conflict, in the end he understood my point.

So I don't really know how to solve it with others, they got pissed at me, and I was talking with one of them on ICQ, he really pissed me off because he kept making stupid excuses when he knew I was right "But it's still a rule that we agreed on, it's not my problem you didn't know it"... and some other ones like the same wall excuse :-/ So anyways, he pissed me off and I sweared at him and told him if i'll ever see him again, i'll make sure he'll die (And I'm HIGHLY capable of this). He also mentioned another proverb "If you are in Rome, act like Romans!", I know If I want to get along with humans (Which I don't consider myself as such because of the different thinking patterns) I have to be like them, and not be myself, I tried to explain how this proverb is false because I am myself, why would I act like a roman if I'm myself and I'm not a roman? It's funny... and of course the old arguement "If you came here to play in a friendly manner, you would have went to stay in the goal with no arguements", like I'm a loser, they didn't even tell me that rule even existed...

Any suggestions? :-/

P.S: As far as Maybe Logic goes (I know it's a term by RAW), it's just that... There is no logic in humans behaviors and they try to make up stupid excuses to compensate it.
Title: Maybe Logic
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 04, 2005, 04:58:38 AM
maybe logic? is some kind bullshit copncept for paradigm diagrams and ai schemes. if/then/or/and/if. the idea is to emulate human behaviour, but as it stand maybe logic is far from that goal(if fps ai are any indication).

wtf.
Title: Maybe Logic
Post by: Merlin of Chaos on September 04, 2005, 05:08:04 AM
No, I define my own terms :D

ftw
Title: Maybe Logic
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 04, 2005, 05:27:17 AM
don't make me quote lewis carrol son.
Title: Maybe Logic
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2005, 08:18:32 AM
Quote from: Horab Fibslagerdon't make me quote lewis carrol son.

:lol:
Title: Maybe Logic
Post by: Merlin of Chaos on September 04, 2005, 09:58:17 AM
Don't make me quote the rabbit who jumped through the hole.
You're not the matrix, you're only a part of the matrix.

The rabbit has you, not the matrix.
Title: Maybe Logic
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 04, 2005, 04:49:32 PM
Quote`In that case we start afresh,' said Humpty Dumpty, `and it's my turn to choose a subject --' (`He talks about it just as if it was a game!' thought Alice.) `So here's a question for you. How old did you say you were?'

Alice made a short calculation, and said `Seven years and six months.'

`Wrong!' Humpty Dumpty exclaimed triumphantly. `You never said a word like it!'

`I thought you meant "How old are you?"' Alice explained.

`If I'd meant that, I'd have said it,' said Humpty Dumpty.

Alice didn't want to begin another argument, so she said nothing.

`Seven years and six months!' Humpty Dumpty repeated thoughtfully. `An uncomfortable sort of age. Now if you'd asked my advice, I'd have said "Leave off at seven" -- but it's too late now.'

`I never ask advice about growing,' Alice said indignantly.

`Too proud?' the other enquired.

Alice felt even more indignant at this suggestion. `I mean,' she said, `that one ca'n't help growing older.'

`One can't, perhaps,' said Humpty Dumpty; `but two can. With proper assistance, you might have left off at seven.'

`What a beautiful belt you've got on!' Alice suddenly remarked. (They had had quite enough of the subject of age, she thought: and, if they really were to take turns in choosing subjects, it was her turn now.) `At least,' she corrected herself on second thoughts, `a beautiful cravat, I should have said -- no, a belt, I mean -- I beg your pardon!' she added in dismay, for Humpty Dumpty looked thoroughly offended, and she began to wish she hadn't chosen that subject. `If only I knew,' she thought to herself, `which was neck and which was waist!'

Evidently Humpty Dumpty was very angry, though he said nothing for a minute or two. When he did speak again, it was in a deep growl.

`It is a -- most -- provoking -- thing,' he said at last, `when a person doesn't know a cravat from a belt!'

`I know it's very ignorant of me,' Alice said, in so humble a tone that Humpty Dumpty relented.

`It's a cravat, child, and a beautiful one, as you say. It's a present from the White King and Queen. There now!'

`Is it really?' said Alice, quite pleased to find that she had chosen a good subject after all.

`They gave it me,' Humpty Dumpty continued thoughtfully as he crossed one knee over the other and clasped his hands round it, `they gave it me -- for an un-birthday present.'

`I beg your pardon?' Alice said with a puzzled air.

`I'm not offended,' said Humpty Dumpty.

`I mean, what is an un-birthday present?'

`A present given when it isn't your birthday, of course.'

Alice considered a little. `I like birthday presents best,' she said at last.

`You don't know what you're talking about!' cried Humpty Dumpty. `How many days are there in a year?'

`Three hundred and sixty-five,' said Alice.

`And how many birthdays have you?'

`One.'

`And if you take one from three hundred and sixty-five what remains?'

`Three hundred and sixty-four, of course.'

Humpty Dumpty looked doubtful. `I'd rather see that done on paper,' he said.

Alice couldn't help smiling as she took out her memorandum book, and worked the sum for him:

365
   1
----
364
----

Humpty Dumpty took the book and looked at it carefully. `That seems to be done right --' he began.

`You're holding it upside down!' Alice interrupted.

`To be sure I was!' Humpty Dumpty said gaily as she turned it round for him. `I thought it looked a little queer. As I was saying, that seems to be done right -- though I haven't time to look it over thoroughly just now -- and that shows that there are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents --'

`Certainly,' said Alice.

`And only one for birthday presents, you know. There's glory for you!'

`I don't know what you mean by "glory",' Alice said.

Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. `Of course you don't -- till I tell you. I meant "there's a nice knock-down argument for you!"'

`But "glory" doesn't mean "a nice knock-down argument",' Alice objected.

`When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.'
Title: Maybe Logic
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 04, 2005, 06:26:48 PM
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Title: Maybe Logic
Post by: Iron Sulfide on September 04, 2005, 09:17:27 PM
was that looking glass, or wonderland?
Title: Maybe Logic
Post by: Iron Sulfide on September 04, 2005, 09:21:14 PM
Quote from: Merlin of Chaosblah blah blah about kick ball or somethign

it seems to me that you're less concerned about the Logic invoked and
more concerned about getting your doggammed way.

it's a game. albeit, to constitute a game, there needs bee some rules or
restrictions...but those are always apt to change, for one. for another, it
is, after all, only a GAME OF KICKBALL...or some such game.

besides, you completely jousted the term "Maybe Logic"