Human ,ÄúDominance,Äù Pheromone Discovered
A pheromone correlated with traits in men aged 17 - 67 identified, according to a battery of factor analysis studies at Boston University.
Recent research in human olfaction has concluded that the scent of lemon increases people,Äôs perception of their own health, a constituent of rose oil lowers blood pressure, but a chemical secreted by human beings effects submission to commands?
An apocrine gland located in the anus of 750 males aged 17 -67 has been correlated by an interdiscplinary team of researchers headed by Dr Goldie Macmillan of Boston Medical University. ,ÄúEthical considerations have been raised by opponents of our work ,,Äù reported Macmillan, ,Äúbut the crux of these concerns is based on misconceptions about how pheremones are sensed.,Äù
Source (http://www.sciencenews.org/articles/20030628/bob7.asp)
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THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A CHEMICAL IMBALANCE
hear hear!
no sucvh thing as imbalance, indeed.
just odd symmetries.
i accept you for who you are jack. even if you are part of some crazy death cult.
marry me.
Quote from: Jack ChickTHERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A CHEMICAL IMBALANCE
I thought you were a fundie X-tian...not a Scientologist...Now rhose folks are weird...even weirder than Bahais
Quote from: Netaungrot the FarragoHuman ,ÄúDominance,Äù Pheromone Discovered
A pheromone correlated with traits in men aged 17 - 67 identified, according to a battery of factor analysis studies at Boston University.
Recent research in human olfaction has concluded that the scent of lemon increases people,Äôs perception of their own health, a constituent of rose oil lowers blood pressure, but a chemical secreted by human beings effects submission to commands?
An apocrine gland located in the anus of 750 males aged 17 -67 has been correlated by an interdiscplinary team of researchers headed by Dr Goldie Macmillan of Boston Medical University. ,ÄúEthical considerations have been raised by opponents of our work ,,Äù reported Macmillan, ,Äúbut the crux of these concerns is based on misconceptions about how pheremones are sensed.,Äù
Source (http://www.sciencenews.org/articles/20030628/bob7.asp)
So, does this mean if I make you sniff my ass then you'll obey my commands?
NO you rediciulous idiot. You have to shit on them, its pretty obvious. :roll:
Quote from: fnordiscordiaNO you rediciulous idiot. You have to shit on them, its pretty obvious. :roll:
YES!
Its ok, it took me to figure out the secret ingredient for world domination was feces.
The text you posted is not on the page you linked to.
:lol:
That's okay Gnimbley, he just wants me to shit on him.
On me? Why would I want to be under your control, I'd have to break your knees in order to maintain my freedom if you tried to shit on me.
Pfft, I already did it, too late.
Now, go read my new rant.
Seriously? Well try giving me a command.
I just gave you a command, shithead (no litterally!), now go read my new rant.
Oh yeah... Guess it didn't work..
*puts more shit on Fnordie's head*
You will read the rant now!
Nope, nothing. I think I'll break your knees anyways though.
*breaks Zurtok's knees with a golf club*
My knees are indestructable! It is not me that bends, but your golf clubs!
Which explains why your knee is bent backwards? You better go to the hospital man, PCP isn't gonna heal your knee.
I need no PCP because I have seen your Peepee!
Well, you were doing good for a little bit at least. You need to work on your stamina.
*puts some of Hugh's shit on Fnordie's head*
There, now I've got you!
YOU WILL OBEY ME.
Now, say "Yes, Master"
...dude..
Where the fuck did you get Hugh's shit?
I was keeping a supply of it just incase evil roger decided to try to come after me. I needed something to throw at him, and since he hated Hugh so much it seemed to be the right choice.
Quote from: fnordiscordia...dude..
Where the fuck did you get Hugh's shit?
One should never ask a question one is not prepared to hear the answer to.
Quote from: Zurtok KhanI was keeping a supply of it just incase evil roger decided to try to come after me. I needed something to throw at him, and since he hated Hugh so much it seemed to be the right choice.
So you figured it would be like kryptonite to Superman? What if you were wrong?
Then I was going to let my mother at him while he was in the house covered in shit.
There ain't nothing like my mother yelling at someone messing up her carpets. Even Chef would whither under that kind guilt trip.
YOU HEARD IT FOLKS! CHEF VS ZURTOK'S MOM IN A 12 ROUND HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE FIGHT!
Quote from: fnordiscordiaYOU HEARD IT FOLKS! CHEF VS ZURTOK'S MOM IN A 12 ROUND HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE FIGHT!
Chef, mama's gonna beat you like the gay little black boy you are.
OOOOH! A SCATHING (edit: read: racist and homophobic) retort from Zurtok, lets see what the defending champion has to say!
edit: Also, Zurtok is a fatfuck.
I can't believe Chef let him step like that.
Quote from: Cain on May 03, 2007, 07:20:59 AM
I can't believe Chef let him step like that.
Chef was too busy giving Zurtok's mom a dirty sanchez.
I can't believe the video of Zurtok's mom and Chef.
Annnnd bump
If Zurtok Khan, anybody Khan.