Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on September 05, 2005, 01:09:45 AM

Title: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on September 05, 2005, 01:09:45 AM
Human ,ÄúDominance,Äù Pheromone Discovered

A pheromone correlated with traits in men aged 17 - 67 identified, according to a battery of factor analysis studies at Boston University.


Recent research in human olfaction has concluded that the scent of lemon increases people,Äôs perception of their own health, a constituent of rose oil lowers blood pressure, but a chemical secreted by human beings effects submission to commands?  

An apocrine gland located in the anus of 750 males aged 17 -67 has been correlated by an interdiscplinary team of researchers headed by Dr Goldie Macmillan of Boston Medical University.  ,ÄúEthical considerations have been raised by opponents of our work ,,Äù reported Macmillan, ,Äúbut the crux of these concerns is based on misconceptions about how pheremones are sensed.,Äù  

Source (http://www.sciencenews.org/articles/20030628/bob7.asp)
Title: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 05, 2005, 01:12:54 AM
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Title: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: Jack Chick on September 05, 2005, 02:09:37 AM
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A CHEMICAL IMBALANCE
Title: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: Iron Sulfide on September 05, 2005, 03:15:56 AM
hear hear!
no sucvh thing as imbalance, indeed.

just odd symmetries.

i accept you for who you are jack. even if you are part of some crazy death cult.

marry me.
Title: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: Donkeyotay on September 05, 2005, 04:18:50 AM
Quote from: Jack ChickTHERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A CHEMICAL IMBALANCE

I thought you were a fundie X-tian...not a Scientologist...Now rhose folks are weird...even weirder than Bahais
Title: Re: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: Zurtok Khan on September 05, 2005, 06:03:35 AM
Quote from: Netaungrot the FarragoHuman ,ÄúDominance,Äù Pheromone Discovered

A pheromone correlated with traits in men aged 17 - 67 identified, according to a battery of factor analysis studies at Boston University.


Recent research in human olfaction has concluded that the scent of lemon increases people,Äôs perception of their own health, a constituent of rose oil lowers blood pressure, but a chemical secreted by human beings effects submission to commands?  

An apocrine gland located in the anus of 750 males aged 17 -67 has been correlated by an interdiscplinary team of researchers headed by Dr Goldie Macmillan of Boston Medical University.  ,ÄúEthical considerations have been raised by opponents of our work ,,Äù reported Macmillan, ,Äúbut the crux of these concerns is based on misconceptions about how pheremones are sensed.,Äù  

Source (http://www.sciencenews.org/articles/20030628/bob7.asp)

So, does this mean if I make you sniff my ass then you'll obey my commands?
Title: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 05, 2005, 06:25:21 AM
NO you rediciulous idiot. You have to shit on them, its pretty obvious.  :roll:
Title: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: Zurtok Khan on September 05, 2005, 06:32:25 AM
Quote from: fnordiscordiaNO you rediciulous idiot. You have to shit on them, its pretty obvious.  :roll:

YES!
Title: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 05, 2005, 06:37:20 AM
Its ok, it took me to figure out the secret ingredient for world domination was feces.
Title: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: gnimbley on September 05, 2005, 06:44:35 AM
The text you posted is not on the page you linked to.
Title: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 05, 2005, 06:50:00 AM
:lol:
Title: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: Zurtok Khan on September 05, 2005, 06:51:05 AM
That's okay Gnimbley, he just wants me to shit on him.
Title: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 05, 2005, 06:53:51 AM
On me? Why would I want to be under your control, I'd have to break your knees in order to maintain my freedom if you tried to shit on me.
Title: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: Zurtok Khan on September 05, 2005, 06:55:52 AM
Pfft, I already did it, too late.

Now, go read my new rant.
Title: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 05, 2005, 06:57:23 AM
Seriously? Well try giving me a command.
Title: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: Zurtok Khan on September 05, 2005, 06:58:13 AM
I just gave you a command, shithead (no litterally!), now go read my new rant.
Title: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 05, 2005, 06:59:11 AM
Oh yeah... Guess it didn't work..
Title: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: Zurtok Khan on September 05, 2005, 07:00:20 AM
*puts more shit on Fnordie's head*

You will read the rant now!
Title: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 05, 2005, 07:01:15 AM
Nope, nothing. I think I'll break your knees anyways though.

*breaks Zurtok's knees with a golf club*
Title: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: Zurtok Khan on September 05, 2005, 07:04:25 AM
My knees are indestructable!  It is not me that bends, but your golf clubs!
Title: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 05, 2005, 07:17:56 AM
Which explains why your knee is bent backwards? You better go to the hospital man, PCP isn't gonna heal your knee.
Title: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: Zurtok Khan on September 05, 2005, 07:23:04 AM
I need no PCP because I have seen your Peepee!
Title: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 05, 2005, 07:24:23 AM
Well, you were doing good for a little bit at least. You need to work on your stamina.
Title: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: Zurtok Khan on September 05, 2005, 07:26:29 AM
*puts some of Hugh's shit on Fnordie's head*

There, now I've got you!

YOU WILL OBEY ME.

Now, say "Yes, Master"
Title: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 05, 2005, 07:28:04 AM
...dude..

Where the fuck did you get Hugh's shit?
Title: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: Zurtok Khan on September 05, 2005, 07:32:44 AM
I was keeping a supply of it just incase evil roger decided to try to come after me.  I needed something to throw at him, and since he hated Hugh so much it seemed to be the right choice.
Title: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on September 05, 2005, 07:33:36 AM
Quote from: fnordiscordia...dude..

Where the fuck did you get Hugh's shit?
One should never ask a question one is not prepared to hear the answer to.
Title: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 05, 2005, 07:34:43 AM
Quote from: Zurtok KhanI was keeping a supply of it just incase evil roger decided to try to come after me.  I needed something to throw at him, and since he hated Hugh so much it seemed to be the right choice.

So you figured it would be like kryptonite to Superman? What if you were wrong?
Title: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: Zurtok Khan on September 05, 2005, 07:45:50 AM
Then I was going to let my mother at him while he was in the house covered in shit.

There ain't nothing like my mother yelling at someone messing up her carpets.  Even Chef would whither under that kind guilt trip.
Title: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 05, 2005, 07:49:35 AM
YOU HEARD IT FOLKS! CHEF VS ZURTOK'S MOM IN A 12 ROUND HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE FIGHT!
Title: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: Zurtok Khan on September 05, 2005, 07:58:41 AM
Quote from: fnordiscordiaYOU HEARD IT FOLKS! CHEF VS ZURTOK'S MOM IN A 12 ROUND HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE FIGHT!

Chef, mama's gonna beat you like the gay little black boy you are.
Title: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 05, 2005, 07:59:29 AM
OOOOH! A SCATHING (edit: read: racist and homophobic) retort from Zurtok, lets see what the defending champion has to say!

edit: Also, Zurtok is a fatfuck.
Title: Re: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: Cain on May 03, 2007, 07:20:59 AM
I can't believe Chef let him step like that.
Title: Re: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2007, 07:29:29 AM
Quote from: Cain on May 03, 2007, 07:20:59 AM
I can't believe Chef let him step like that.

Chef was too busy giving Zurtok's mom a dirty sanchez.
Title: Re: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 03, 2007, 01:13:10 PM
I can't believe the video of Zurtok's mom and Chef.
Title: Re: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 22, 2009, 08:21:32 PM
Annnnd bump
Title: Re: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: AFK on October 22, 2009, 08:51:36 PM
If Zurtok Khan, anybody Khan. 
Title: Re: Real Anarchists ARE GMO's
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 22, 2009, 08:57:35 PM
Quote from: RWH1N1 on October 22, 2009, 08:51:36 PM
If Zurtok Khan, anybody Khan. 

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