Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2005, 02:58:11 PM

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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2005, 02:58:11 PM
http://www.repentamerica.com/pr_hurricanekatrina.html

"Although the loss of lives is deeply saddening, this act of God destroyed a wicked city," stated Repent America director Michael Marcavage. "From 'Girls Gone Wild' to 'Southern Decadence,' New Orleans was a city that had its doors wide open to the public celebration of sin. From the devastation may a city full of righteousness emerge," he continued.

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"We must help and pray for those ravaged by this disaster, but let us not forget that the citizens of New Orleans tolerated and welcomed the wickedness in their city for so long," Marcavage said. "May this act of God cause us all to think about what we tolerate in our city limits, and bring us trembling before the throne of Almighty God," Marcavage concluded.

"[God] sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust." (Matthew 5:45)


That is all.  You may now return to your labors.
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Post by: bob on September 05, 2005, 03:58:06 PM
"[God] sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust." (Matthew 5:45)
"but mostly on the just, because the unjust steals the just's umbrella."
I'm striving to nurture as much wickedness and debauchery as I can muster in my own corner of the world - any help will be met with due humility (and wickedness and debauchery...).
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2005, 04:00:04 PM
Quote from: bob"[God] sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust." (Matthew 5:45)
"but mostly on the just, because the unjust steals the just's umbrella."
I'm striving to nurture as much wickedness and debauchery as I can muster in my own corner of the world - any help will be met with due humility (and wickedness and debauchery...).

Why do you hate America, and puppy dogs?
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Post by: bob on September 05, 2005, 04:07:59 PM
FIVE POUNDS OF BATSHIT IN THE FEATHERED NIGHT
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Post by: bob on September 05, 2005, 04:08:14 PM
FIVE POUNDS OF BATSHIT IN THE FEATHERED NIGHT
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2005, 04:23:07 PM
Quote from: bobFIVE POUNDS OF BATSHIT IN THE FEATHERED NIGHT

Worst. Threadjack. EVER.
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Post by: AFK on September 06, 2005, 05:20:33 PM
So where's the hurricane to level Witchita?
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 07, 2005, 03:12:47 AM
it's called yo momma biotch!
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Post by: agent compassion on September 07, 2005, 06:04:18 AM
Where's the hurricane for DC then?
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2005, 06:05:35 AM
Quote from: agent compassionWhere's the hurricane for DC then?

They diverted the funding to pay for the war.