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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2003, 05:07:25 AM

Title: Sermon #25: THE FINAL WORD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2003, 05:07:25 AM
Blarg!
Title: Sermon #25: THE FINAL WORD
Post by: Trollax on September 24, 2003, 07:45:04 AM
"And we shall raise him up so they may cut him down, and we shall continue on unnoticed in the shadow of his death."

~101 Practical Uses for a Redeemer~
Title: Sermon #25: THE FINAL WORD
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 24, 2003, 10:08:34 AM
*sniffs up a tear*
Bravo!

Well, I for one am tired of talking. From here on out, I'm letting my pieces (scattered brain cells that Eris liberated from me) do the talking!

Lig don aeir teachd isteachd le do shaol, agus bhur beul ris! Cia bheil gu meas sinne saor, feuch oraibhse, a chactards, cha neil sinn...agus an togha againn.
Title: Sermon #25: THE FINAL WORD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2003, 02:55:49 PM
Quote from: St. Trollax"And we shall raise him up so they may cut him down, and we shall continue on unnoticed in the shadow of his death."

~101 Practical Uses for a Redeemer~

Trollax, go forth and smite the Heathens.

Do you mind if I mention you in the Gospel According to Roger (still a working title, needs a better one...)?
Title: Sermon #25: THE FINAL WORD
Post by: SMFabal on September 24, 2003, 03:23:25 PM
A strong title? How about Or Kill Me!?

Just a thought
Title: Sermon #25: THE FINAL WORD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2003, 05:12:29 PM
Quote from: SMFabalA strong title? How about Or Kill Me!?

Just a thought

And have the COTCG on my ass for plagiarism?  No, I'd rather fight Rush Limbaugh for a place in line at a BBQ.  No chance.

How about, "The American Book of the Dead"?  Nah.

Help me out, here...
Title: Sermon #25: THE FINAL WORD
Post by: SMFabal on September 24, 2003, 06:49:54 PM
COTCG <--- NanDesuKa? That acronym is not clicking, but anyway

TITLES AREN'T COPYRIGHTED THEREFORE CAN'T BE PLAGARIZED!

If it's a TM or R, I've never heard of it. Use it if you like; if the publisher doesn't like it, THEY'll change it.

How about Let's Lick Bush
Title: Sermon #25: THE FINAL WORD
Post by: Trollax on September 25, 2003, 02:48:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Trollax"And we shall raise him up so they may cut him down, and we shall continue on unnoticed in the shadow of his death."

~101 Practical Uses for a Redeemer~

Trollax, go forth and smite the Heathens.

Do you mind if I mention you in the Gospel According to Roger (still a working title, needs a better one...)?

Go ahead, but please mention that I am adored by the masses under duress.

~Auy-Sang Su Trollax~
Title: Sermon #25: THE FINAL WORD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 25, 2003, 09:22:20 PM
Quote from: St. Trollax
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Trollax"And we shall raise him up so they may cut him down, and we shall continue on unnoticed in the shadow of his death."

~101 Practical Uses for a Redeemer~

Trollax, go forth and smite the Heathens.

Do you mind if I mention you in the Gospel According to Roger (still a working title, needs a better one...)?

Go ahead, but please mention that I am adored by the masses under duress.

~Auy-Sang Su Trollax~

How does, "Saint Trollax the Reluctant, Scourge of the Heathen" sound?
Title: Sounds a lot like Jonah to me.....
Post by: ERIS/GODDESS on September 25, 2003, 09:36:43 PM
How does, "Saint Trollax the Reluctant, Scourge of the Heathen" sound?

Don't make me sic my whale on you, St. Trollax!
It's a helluva long swim to Australia and boy,
would he be pissed by the time he got there!!!!!!!
Title: Sermon #25: THE FINAL WORD
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 26, 2003, 04:07:48 AM
How about "Trollax, Heathen of the Reluctant Scourging"?
Title: Sermon #25: THE FINAL WORD
Post by: Rev Thwack on September 26, 2003, 05:30:15 AM
I like "Trollax, scourging reluctant heathens." Almost makes me want to buy one myself.
Title: Re: Sounds a lot like Jonah to me.....
Post by: Trollax on September 26, 2003, 07:18:35 AM
Quote from: ERIS/GODDESSHow does, "Saint Trollax the Reluctant, Scourge of the Heathen" sound?

Don't make me sic my whale on you, St. Trollax!
It's a helluva long swim to Australia and boy,
would he be pissed by the time he got there!!!!!!!

well he be in perfect condition to drink the local beer then  :wink:

how about: :"St. Trollax the figurehead under duress..."

And Eris, I'd hope that if you were going to have me smote you'd at least do it yourself, you still owe me a date my dear...

~Smitten Trollax~
Title: Sermon #25: THE FINAL WORD
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 26, 2003, 07:23:40 AM
"Trollax, Eris' whipping post"? hehe.
Title: Sermon #25: THE FINAL WORD
Post by: PrincessEris von Tartarus on September 26, 2003, 09:07:41 AM
Now then I need to say summat from the euro-side here.

Your point is so bloody obvious roger, that i do not even have to reach into the jar next to my bet to retrieve the grey pumping mass from its water. America may be full of uncivilized people, but hey we got truckloads, no cities of em here to. euro-dafties may be a bit different from your local kind but down low they are all the bloody same.

But even worse are the parasites, the calculating uncivilized. The ones with an infected brain. the ones that oooze this feeling that they are the masters in a mass of grey dumbnes. the ferrymen on a river going way down into a misty valley i do not even want to come near to.

Oh Lady! I do need to get back posting more in here. This place is mental heaven for me. Thank you for being here you lot! *kisses*
Title: Sermon #25: THE FINAL WORD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 26, 2003, 06:00:40 PM
Quote from: Eris von TartarusNow then I need to say summat from the euro-side here.

Your point is so bloody obvious roger, that i do not even have to reach into the jar next to my bet to retrieve the grey pumping mass from its water. America may be full of uncivilized people, but hey we got truckloads, no cities of em here to. euro-dafties may be a bit different from your local kind but down low they are all the bloody same.

But even worse are the parasites, the calculating uncivilized. The ones with an infected brain. the ones that oooze this feeling that they are the masters in a mass of grey dumbnes. the ferrymen on a river going way down into a misty valley i do not even want to come near to.

Oh Lady! I do need to get back posting more in here. This place is mental heaven for me. Thank you for being here you lot! *kisses*

1.  I assumed that Europe has them too, but I cannot speak on them, as I am rather out of touch, having not visited Europe in yeas.

2.  You hit a good point, regarding the calculating uncivilized.  They are, however, nothing new...Hell, Samuel Clemmens talked about the, as did Cicero.
Title: Sermon #25: THE FINAL WORD
Post by: PrincessEris von Tartarus on September 26, 2003, 10:34:01 PM
Oh yeah. Good old Cicero. Got my nose stuck in his speeches once. Had them in my latin course at the uni. pretty much into getting rid of the parasites he was.
Title: Sermon #25: THE FINAL WORD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 27, 2003, 06:45:01 AM
Quote from: Eris von TartarusOh yeah. Good old Cicero. Got my nose stuck in his speeches once. Had them in my latin course at the uni. pretty much into getting rid of the parasites he was.

He was long-winded, but we could use him, or someone like him right now.
Title: Sermon #25: THE FINAL WORD
Post by: riff on September 27, 2003, 12:02:23 PM
How would we know if we had one?  You wouldn't see him on tv, you couldn't hear him on the radio, and the only mention in the newspaper would be "Some nutcase was arrested Tuesday for saying unpatriotic things in a public place."
Title: Sermon #25: THE FINAL WORD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2003, 04:57:54 AM
Quote from: RiffHow would we know if we had one?  You wouldn't see him on tv, you couldn't hear him on the radio, and the only mention in the newspaper would be "Some nutcase was arrested Tuesday for saying unpatriotic things in a public place."

Truth.
Title: Sermon #25: THE FINAL WORD
Post by: Penumbral on October 02, 2003, 04:48:24 PM
Its Brilliant because its written. Its right because its out there. Its funny because its not me*. Its unpatriotic because its 'un-American.' Its un-richest because its blasphemy. ITS SAD BECAUSE ITS TRUE!


*(I answered no, but I still get it).
Title: Re: Sermon #25: THE FINAL WORD
Post by: the dreadful hours on September 11, 2006, 06:03:26 PM
from the 23rd page.  Posted on the 23rd in 2003. 

HOLY23PINEALZOMGFUCK BATMAN!!!
Title: Re: Sermon #25: THE FINAL WORD
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 13, 2006, 01:48:06 PM
did I just now realize that EVT's webpage, AOL chat name, email addy, and ICQ addy ARE ALL LISTED UNDER HER AVATAR?

ECH,
won't be bored this afternoon
Title: Re: Sermon #25: THE FINAL WORD
Post by: Triple Zero on September 15, 2006, 10:19:21 AM
(assuming that with EVT you are talking about "PrincessEris von Tartarus")

yea what's the deal with that sig being the same as your avatar and what does "KILL THE ATLANTIC" mean anyway? :)
Title: Re: Sermon #25: THE FINAL WORD
Post by: the dreadful hours on September 15, 2006, 03:20:30 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 13, 2006, 01:48:06 PM
did I just now realize that EVT's webpage, AOL chat name, email addy, and ICQ addy ARE ALL LISTED UNDER HER AVATAR?

ECH,
won't be bored this afternoon

TDH,
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Title: Re: Sermon #25: THE FINAL WORD
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 16, 2006, 01:10:23 AM
Quote from: triple zero on September 15, 2006, 10:19:21 AM
(assuming that with EVT you are talking about "PrincessEris von Tartarus")

yea what's the deal with that sig being the same as your avatar and what does "KILL THE ATLANTIC" mean anyway? :)

sorry, you're not a level 3 user.