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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: hxaosanto on September 06, 2005, 05:29:56 AM

Title: The Commandments of Farley
Post by: hxaosanto on September 06, 2005, 05:29:56 AM
Thou shalt not bark at thy god
Nor eat vegetables and cabbage on Friday
Eating these things will bring the brown to town
Farley, the far away child, knew otherwise, and he spake unto thee.
Drink unto Labia, the great city.
Rabid partners sparkle under the bridge
Or else banks will take their money
Smile, for therein lies salvation and truth
Thee end

Rev. Hxaosanto
Title: The Commandments of Farley
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2005, 06:00:13 AM
CRAP!  I've been barking at God for YEARS.
Title: Re: The Commandments of Farley
Post by: LMNO on September 06, 2005, 06:01:39 PM
Quote from: hxaosantoThou shalt not bark at thy god
Nor eat vegetables and cabbage on Friday
Eating these things will bring the brown to town
Farley, the far away child, knew otherwise, and he spake unto thee.
Drink unto Labia, the great city.
Rabid partners sparkle under the bridge
Or else banks will take their money
Smile, for therein lies salvation and truth,
in a VAN, down by the RIVER!
Thee end

Rev. Hxaosanto

If it's Farley, make it Farley.
Title: The Commandments of Farley
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 06, 2005, 08:35:24 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: The Commandments of Farley
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 06, 2005, 09:05:59 PM
Quote from: hxaosantoThou shalt not bark at thy god
Nor eat vegetables and cabbage on Friday
Eating these things will bring the brown to town
Farley, the far away child, knew otherwise, and he spake unto thee.
Drink unto Labia, the great city.
Rabid partners sparkle under the bridge
Or else banks will take their money
Smile, for therein lies salvation and truth
Thee end

Rev. Hxaosanto

I break all of these. Who the hell is Farley?
Title: The Commandments of Farley
Post by: unlike_someone on September 07, 2005, 01:10:01 AM
I was kind of wondering the same thing.
Title: The Commandments of Farley
Post by: Zurtok Khan on September 07, 2005, 05:46:27 AM
But...but...God is actually a (generally) well natured Cocker Spaniel...if you don't bark at god she doesn't understand you.
Title: Re: The Commandments of Farley
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2005, 05:59:46 AM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: hxaosantoThou shalt not bark at thy god
Nor eat vegetables and cabbage on Friday
Eating these things will bring the brown to town
Farley, the far away child, knew otherwise, and he spake unto thee.
Drink unto Labia, the great city.
Rabid partners sparkle under the bridge
Or else banks will take their money
Smile, for therein lies salvation and truth,
in a VAN, down by the RIVER!
Thee end

Rev. Hxaosanto

If it's Farley, make it Farley.

:lol:
Title: The Commandments of Farley
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on September 07, 2005, 06:35:11 AM
Walter Farley?
Title: The Commandments of Farley
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2005, 06:38:50 AM
Farley Mowatt?
Title: The Commandments of Farley
Post by: unlike_someone on September 07, 2005, 04:11:53 PM
Chris Farley?
Title: The Commandments of Farley
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 07, 2005, 05:24:05 PM
What Would Farley Do?

http://dedicated.goofball.com/goofball/uncensored/celebs/2001/ChrisFarley3.jpg
Title: The Commandments of Farley
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 07, 2005, 07:29:23 PM
Some good candidates. But who the hell is he?
Title: The Commandments of Farley
Post by: Bella on September 07, 2005, 07:40:21 PM
That's making me sick - is that a dead Chris Farley laying there?
Title: The Commandments of Farley
Post by: LMNO on September 07, 2005, 07:42:24 PM
He could just be passed out....

I hope.
Title: The Commandments of Farley
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on September 07, 2005, 07:54:37 PM
Quote from: LMNOHe could just be passed out....

I hope.
Could be, except that he has a bunch of used, somethings in the lower left.  Either he had a period accident, or EMT's were working on him :shock:
Title: The Commandments of Farley
Post by: agent compassion on September 08, 2005, 02:16:19 AM
That's a really sad picture.
Title: The Commandments of Farley
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 08, 2005, 02:23:49 AM
Yeah,  :(
Title: The Commandments of Farley
Post by: l0c0dantes on September 08, 2005, 03:14:00 AM
And God said unto Thee...

Thou Shalt be Overwieght
Whilst being overwieght, tho shalt wear tiny coats and sing funny little songs
Title: The Commandments of Farley
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 08, 2005, 03:20:59 AM
:lol:

Good to see you posting.
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