Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: ..y.E.R.M.O.M. on September 07, 2005, 01:34:39 AM

Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: ..y.E.R.M.O.M. on September 07, 2005, 01:34:39 AM
Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought this is a discordian forum. Well if it is, what are all these ERIS damned Xist loving Yetti and subgenii doing here? These guys unfortunatly can't be Bobbies because the plot I see unfolding here is to insidious to have been actually thought of by the likes of them. I chose Discordianism over many other religeons because there was no "tithing" no copy rights. Also ERIS doesnt plaster her face all over everything.(The pictures I've seen around are of a close freind of hers and not actually her. She HATES press.)  
  Heres the way I see it:these fucking yetti and their underlings the subgenii have been promoting J.R. "Bob" Dobbs for a long time ON THIS SITE!!  Then "Bob" in turn promotes JHVH1 and his moronic good/evil duality.
  Don't get me wrong. I can see the alure of the Dobbs Head. The maniacle grin, the dots, the perfectly sculpted hair,...the dots... the dots...
::at this point Drutis begins drooling. Suddenly ERIS Herself appears to him through his pineal gland and slaps smartly him and says"SNAP OUT OF IT DRU". The dots, so mesmerizing... She slaps him again screaming" DON'T LET THE DOBBS HEAD TAKE YOU!!!!" Thanks babe. Say could you come back later and do that when there's not so many people watching. At which point she turns herself into a Zoloft commercial and leaves the St. Pope Dr. alone with.............................a bunch of fucking yetti and subgenii!  ::"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" he begins his battle cry, "Hail ERIS! All hail DISCORDIA! Be nice to other people, they outnumber yo::For the next five minutes and five seconds Drutis"T.D." spouts cheesey kitchy inane Discordian sayings(which any 'True Discordian' should know is like sulfuric acid to yetti and subgenii brain cells)at such an alarming rate, Eminem looks over and says"Shit, if that guy had any rythm, I'd be out of a fucking job!"::
...keep prices down!.
"'I PICK THE GOD DAMNED terror of the fucking gods out of my  nose. Blah blah etc. etc.' Don't you guys realize we Discordians are 'THE GOD DAMNED terror of the gods'. We are the only ones who can do anything about this fucking stupid idea of the gods (the whole good/evil duality thing)and these ERIS damned subgenii would pick us out of ther noses like so many boogers. FUCK THAT DUMB SHIT! Hell I bet these guys masturbate(or feminate as the case may be)over the ERIS damned Dobbs Head every day.  I say we troll the shit out any subgenius posts on here. These fucking perverts and their Dobbs preaching bullshit need to go someplace else And while we're at it we should burn every subgenius book and peice of literature we can find!! But lets not stop there, we should take a page from the Koran and "kill the infidels.
  FUCK!!I'm almost through and I've stuck to the same topic the whole time. Quick say something REALLY inane.
  Learn how aliens known as "Orane Ones" actually impregnated Barb Bush and are the "real fathers" of George W.
  Learn about "MK Ultra" a C.I.A. mind control program that works with a combination of Anti-depressants and television.
  Learn about chem trails, chlorine and florine in our water, pesticides in our produce, hormones and anti-biotics in our meat and other attemps to poison and control us.
  The Council on Foreign Relations announced today their intention to stop"... all free enterprise by December 21st 2012."
  The Food and Drug Administration announced today that"Allfoods not containing F.D.&C.Yellow #5 will be illegal by December 21st 2010."
  The Drug Enforcement Agency announced today thier intention to make "...cafeine, nicotine, and alcohol illegal by December 21st 2008."
  The Central Intelligence agency announced today"Thats O.K., we intend to see you all dead by then."



St. Pope Dr.Drutis "The Destroyer" D.M.T, D.D.T, pHD, K.S.C.
Woodstock Cabal or Why Everone Requires Merry Operation Mindfuck

Disclaimer:We are not affiliated with the Church of Subgenius. In fact we have never heard of the Church of Subgenius..........or "Bob".


STAMP OUT BOB :evil:
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: ..y.E.R.M.O.M. on September 07, 2005, 01:36:24 AM
Fuck, they were right.I did it. I used the phrase "true Discordian".  Right after I hit the "Post button" ERIS beat me severely about the head and shoulders causing severe lacerations and contusions.  She even threatened to open my "third nostril" at which point she wasnt realy serious, she was just making a point.  I cant take it back but I would like to apologise to all who consider themselves Discordian.  Except for The Good Reverand Roger who told me not to. To him I say :P  :P  :P  :lol:
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2005, 02:16:36 AM
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.Fuck, they were right.I did it. I used the phrase "true Discordian".  Right after I hit the "Post button" ERIS beat me severely about the head and shoulders causing severe lacerations and contusions.  She even threatened to open my "third nostril" at which point she wasnt realy serious, she was just making a point.  I cant take it back but I would like to apologise to all who consider themselves Discordian.  Except for The Good Reverand Roger who told me not to. To him I say :P  :P  :P  :lol:

Not taking the bait, n00b.
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: gnimbley on September 07, 2005, 03:18:19 AM
Now I understand why Kerry Thornley went batso. He took this shit
seriously.
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 07, 2005, 03:26:37 AM
you measn you don't get on yoru knees in a drunken daze giving yoru soul to allah bin eris in return for getting laid next friday?


cuz if you don't don'
t bother, it don't work man

(mean bitch that she is)
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on September 07, 2005, 03:31:06 AM
eris=teh slut

she puts it out to everybody
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: ..y.E.R.M.O.M. on September 07, 2005, 06:07:24 AM
Quote from: Horab Fibslageryou measn you don't get on yoru knees in a drunken daze giving yoru soul to allah bin eris in return for getting laid next friday?


cuz if you don't don'
t bother, it don't work man

(mean bitch that she is)
absolutely I do (except the part about being drunk)
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: ..y.E.R.M.O.M. on September 07, 2005, 06:08:37 AM
Quote from: DiL12aeris=teh slut

she puts it out to everybody
couldn't have said it better myself.
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 07, 2005, 03:25:59 PM
:yawn:

the Russian judge gives you a 0/10

8)
Title: Re: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell on September 07, 2005, 03:34:48 PM
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought this is a discordian forum.

What makes you think that?

It's CLEARLY a Bob Dole discussion forum

QuoteWell if it is, what are all these ERIS damned Xist loving Yetti and subgenii doing here?

Eris doesn't damn, yo. She cool. The SubGenii are alright. Mark Methowsburough, R. Crumb, and the guy from Firesign Theatre are all SubGenii. So take your FASCIST BULLSHIT somwehre else.

QuoteThese guys unfortunatly can't be Bobbies because the plot I see unfolding here is to insidious to have been actually thought of by the likes of them. I chose Discordianism over many other religeons because there was no "tithing" no copy rights. Also ERIS doesnt plaster her face all over everything.(The pictures I've seen around are of a close freind of hers and not actually her. She HATES press.)  
  Heres the way I see it:these fucking yetti and their underlings the subgenii have been promoting J.R. "Bob" Dobbs for a long time ON THIS SITE!!  Then "Bob" in turn promotes JHVH1 and his moronic good/evil duality.
  Don't get me wrong. I can see the alure of the Dobbs Head. The maniacle grin, the dots, the perfectly sculpted hair,...the dots... the dots...
::at this point Drutis begins drooling. Suddenly ERIS Herself appears to him through his pineal gland and slaps smartly him and says"SNAP OUT OF IT DRU". The dots, so mesmerizing... She slaps him again screaming" DON'T LET THE DOBBS HEAD TAKE YOU!!!!" Thanks babe. Say could you come back later and do that when there's not so many people watching. At which point she turns herself into a Zoloft commercial and leaves the St. Pope Dr. alone with.............................a bunch of fucking yetti and subgenii!  ::"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" he begins his battle cry, "Hail ERIS! All hail DISCORDIA! Be nice to other people, they outnumber yo::For the next five minutes and five seconds Drutis"T.D." spouts cheesey kitchy inane Discordian sayings(which any 'True Discordian' should know is like sulfuric acid to yetti and subgenii brain cells)at such an alarming rate, Eminem looks over and says"Shit, if that guy had any rythm, I'd be out of a fucking job!"::
...keep prices down!.
"'I PICK THE GOD DAMNED terror of the fucking gods out of my  nose. Blah blah etc. etc.' Don't you guys realize we Discordians are 'THE GOD DAMNED terror of the gods'. We are the only ones who can do anything about this fucking stupid idea of the gods (the whole good/evil duality thing)and these ERIS damned subgenii would pick us out of ther noses like so many boogers. FUCK THAT DUMB SHIT! Hell I bet these guys masturbate(or feminate as the case may be)over the ERIS damned Dobbs Head every day.  I say we troll the shit out any subgenius posts on here. These fucking perverts and their Dobbs preaching bullshit need to go someplace else And while we're at it we should burn every subgenius book and peice of literature we can find!! But lets not stop there, we should take a page from the Koran and "kill the infidels.
  FUCK!!I'm almost through and I've stuck to the same topic the whole time. Quick say something REALLY inane.
  Learn how aliens known as "Orane Ones" actually impregnated Barb Bush and are the "real fathers" of George W.
  Learn about "MK Ultra" a C.I.A. mind control program that works with a combination of Anti-depressants and television.
  Learn about chem trails, chlorine and florine in our water, pesticides in our produce, hormones and anti-biotics in our meat and other attemps to poison and control us.
  The Council on Foreign Relations announced today their intention to stop"... all free enterprise by December 21st 2012."
  The Food and Drug Administration announced today that"Allfoods not containing F.D.&C.Yellow #5 will be illegal by December 21st 2010."
  The Drug Enforcement Agency announced today thier intention to make "...cafeine, nicotine, and alcohol illegal by December 21st 2008."
  The Central Intelligence agency announced today"Thats O.K., we intend to see you all dead by then."



St. Pope Dr.Drutis "The Destroyer" D.M.T, D.D.T, pHD, K.S.C.
Woodstock Cabal or Why Everone Requires Merry Operation Mindfuck

Disclaimer:We are not affiliated with the Church of Subgenius. In fact we have never heard of the Church of Subgenius..........or "Bob".


STAMP OUT BOB :evil:

(http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/93/Bushnoread.jpg)

Sorry kid, it's Chinatown

Normally I'd give you a D, but you get a B for effort

also, read this if you haven't, yet (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6878)
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell on September 07, 2005, 03:36:23 PM
Quote from: DiL12aeris=teh slut

she puts it out to everybody

She gives great head, too.
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 07, 2005, 03:52:29 PM
Heh, she ever rim you? Good stuff, just insist she uses one of those "dental dams" because you never know where she's been.
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: hooplala on September 07, 2005, 03:56:51 PM
Monitors hurt my eyes . . . I can't read that much shit without getting splitting headache . . . and when I have a splitting headache I tend to take it out on old ladies with tiny dogs.

You don't want that, do you?

Edit.
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: ..y.E.R.M.O.M. on September 07, 2005, 04:23:04 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle:yawn:

the Russian judge gives you a 0/10

8)
What makes you think I wanted any of you fucking yettis ERIS damned approval? :roll:
Title: Re: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: ..y.E.R.M.O.M. on September 07, 2005, 04:29:59 PM
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought this is a discordian forum.

What makes you think that?

It's CLEARLY a Bob Dole discussion forum
Oh, well that certainly clears things up.
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell on September 07, 2005, 04:32:57 PM
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle:yawn:

the Russian judge gives you a 0/10

8)
What makes you think I wanted any of you fucking yettis ERIS damned approval? :roll:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/OPI.jpg






Quote from: LMNOImage tags removed due to work safety issues.  You want to keep me around, I gotta keep my job, y'know?
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: LMNO on September 07, 2005, 04:33:14 PM
I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attenton...

Did you have anything new or interesting to say in that post?
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell on September 07, 2005, 04:34:53 PM
Quote from: LMNOI'm sorry, I wasn't paying attenton...

Did you have anything new or interesting to say in that post?
Why are you talking to it?
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: unlike_someone on September 07, 2005, 04:37:55 PM
Whoa... what's with the picture?
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: LMNO on September 07, 2005, 04:40:51 PM
Yeah, CSF... you gotta take that down, please.

LMNO
-Suddenly starting to feel... responsible.
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell on September 07, 2005, 04:44:35 PM
Prudes :roll:
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: LMNO on September 07, 2005, 04:45:04 PM
Hey, I can give you my manager's email, and you can discuss it with him.
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: unlike_someone on September 07, 2005, 04:45:33 PM
Didn't bother me... just seemed a little NSFW.... unless of course you work in that industry.
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell on September 07, 2005, 04:47:51 PM
Quote from: LMNOHey, I can give you my manager's email, and you can discuss it with him.

Oh.

Jesus Christ.

I'm sorry, sometimes I forget other people have jobs.
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: LMNO on September 07, 2005, 04:49:18 PM
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell
Quote from: LMNOHey, I can give you my manager's email, and you can discuss it with him.

Oh.

Jesus Christ.

I'm sorry, sometimes I forget other people have jobs.

:lol:


Yeah.  It doesn't really bother me pesonally, but i gots to make that paper, yo!
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: hooplala on September 07, 2005, 04:52:30 PM
Chaplin, that pic made my day . . .

Now I'm off to the washroom with a few tissues . . .
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: ..y.E.R.M.O.M. on September 07, 2005, 04:59:44 PM
See? I told you this is a bunch of "groupthink clusterfuck nerdism"
:?:  :?:  :?: Why do you think being mean is going stop me :?:  :?:  :?:
realy I'm laughing my ASS OFF :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell on September 07, 2005, 05:05:40 PM
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.I'm laughing my ASS OFF :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

You're the only one
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: ..y.E.R.M.O.M. on September 07, 2005, 05:08:57 PM
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.I'm laughing my ASS OFF :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

You're the only one
good :!:  I'm only here for my own amusement anyway.
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: LMNO on September 07, 2005, 05:11:04 PM
The problem is, you still haven't posted anything interesting, or creative.


Pretty soon, you'll be swept under the rug, like the rest of the sub-par trolls.
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: ..y.E.R.M.O.M. on September 07, 2005, 05:16:46 PM
Quote from: LMNOThe problem is, you still haven't posted anything interesting, or creative.


Pretty soon, you'll be swept under the rug, like the rest of the sub-par trolls.
boringI'll probaly get bored and go away anyway
































some day in the deep dark distant future
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: LMNO on September 07, 2005, 05:20:44 PM
::sigh::

Ah well, I guess if you're not gonna do anything interesting, I should stop paying attention.

Ooh!  look over there!  Shiny!

::wanders off::
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 07, 2005, 05:22:09 PM
Don't give up! You just need to up your troll training!
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell on September 07, 2005, 05:22:38 PM
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.I'm laughing my ASS OFF :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

You're the only one
good :!:  I'm only here for my own amusement anyway.

Come back when you're more serious about not being serious
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: ..y.E.R.M.O.M. on September 07, 2005, 06:41:01 PM
Quote"You guys are all a bunch of doo-doo-heads"Michael Jackson
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: hooplala on September 07, 2005, 07:28:42 PM
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.See? I told you this is a bunch of "groupthink clusterfuck nerdism"
:?:  :?:  :?: Why do you think being mean is going stop me :?:  :?:  :?:
realy I'm laughing my ASS OFF :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

Dude,

Calm the fuck down.

Or don't, what do I care . . . But if you expect anyone to read your shit you're gonna have to put more effort into making it interesting.  There's nothing wrong with nonsense - I happen to LOVE nonsense, but it still has to be INTERESTING nonsense.

Pure gibberish tends to make me zone out after a while.  I've never gotten all the way through a single William S. Burroughs book yet . . . to me, it's boring nonsense.  On the other hand, Daniil Kharms is magnificent.

This is all my opinion, of course.
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on September 07, 2005, 08:29:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO the mod god::sigh::

Ah well, I guess if you're not gonna do anything interesting, I should stop paying attention.

Ooh!  look over there!  Shiny!

::wanders off::
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 07, 2005, 09:34:04 PM
Quote from: Baron von Hoopla
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.See? I told you this is a bunch of "groupthink clusterfuck nerdism"
:?:  :?:  :?: Why do you think being mean is going stop me :?:  :?:  :?:
realy I'm laughing my ASS OFF :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

Dude,

Calm the fuck down.

Or don't, what do I care . . . But if you expect anyone to read your shit you're gonna have to put more effort into making it interesting.  There's nothing wrong with nonsense - I happen to LOVE nonsense, but it still has to be INTERESTING nonsense.

Pure gibberish tends to make me zone out after a while.  I've never gotten all the way through a single William S. Burroughs book yet . . . to me, it's boring nonsense.  On the other hand, Daniil Kharms is magnificent.

This is all my opinion, of course.
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell on September 08, 2005, 02:16:03 AM
Quote from: Baron von Hoopla
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.See? I told you this is a bunch of "groupthink clusterfuck nerdism"
:?:  :?:  :?: Why do you think being mean is going stop me :?:  :?:  :?:
realy I'm laughing my ASS OFF :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

Dude,

Calm the fuck down.

Or don't, what do I care . . . But if you expect anyone to read your shit you're gonna have to put more effort into making it interesting.  There's nothing wrong with nonsense - I happen to LOVE nonsense, but it still has to be INTERESTING nonsense.

Pure gibberish tends to make me zone out after a while.  I've never gotten all the way through a single William S. Burroughs book yet . . . to me, it's boring nonsense.  On the other hand, Daniil Kharms is magnificent.

This is all my opinion, of course.
Burroughs' nonsense at least had some semblance of a plot to it.

Reading Naked Lunch was fun, it was like having a dream with lots of heroin and pederasty in it.

Otherwise, rah!
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 08, 2005, 02:43:41 AM
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.See? I told you this is a bunch of "groupthink clusterfuck nerdism"
:?:  :?:  :?: Why do you think being mean is going stop me :?:  :?:  :?:
realy I'm laughing my ASS OFF :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

This is what happens when some yahoo thinks HE can smoke from the "true pipe".

Very sad.

I need a coffee.
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: ..y.E.R.M.O.M. on September 08, 2005, 06:50:29 AM
now this guys funny
Quote from: Baron von Hoopla
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.See? I told you this is a bunch of "groupthink clusterfuck nerdism"
:?:  :?:  :?: Why do you think being mean is going stop me :?:  :?:  :?:
realy I'm laughing my ASS OFF :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

Dude,

Calm the fuck down.

Or don't, what do I care . . . But if you expect anyone to read your shit you're gonna have to put more effort into making it interesting.  There's nothing wrong with nonsense - I happen to LOVE nonsense, but it still has to be INTERESTING nonsense.

Pure gibberish tends to make me zone out after a while.  I've never gotten all the way through a single William S. Burroughs book yet . . . to me, it's boring nonsense.  On the other hand, Daniil Kharms is magnificent.

This is all my opinion, of course.
If you think I'm boring, fine. but writing keeps me from taking it out on my hampsters (I lose more hampsters that way).
O.K. seriously I'd like to say I don't think there's anything "wrong" with groupthink clusterfuck nerdism. Just like I don't think there's anything "wrong" with drugs, autoerotic axphixiation, beastiality, or even having the occasional republican view on one issue or another. ERIS knows I've done all these things(except the republican thing). AS long  as it's just something you do and not how you live your life.




STAMP OUT BOB :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: hooplala on September 08, 2005, 02:03:21 PM
:roll:
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on September 08, 2005, 02:36:50 PM
...sigh...
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell on September 08, 2005, 02:52:13 PM
A "Discordian" who's just admitted to beastiality is telling me how to live my life  :D
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 08, 2005, 03:00:57 PM
Well, at least we know now what he means by "stamping out Bob."
Too bad he doesn't yet know that Bob is NOT a goat.
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 08, 2005, 03:42:22 PM
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.Just like I don't think there's anything "wrong" with autoerotic axphixiation

then you obviously haven't met him yet.

or you have, and you're just more fucked up than previously imagined.

8)
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 08, 2005, 03:49:45 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.Just like I don't think there's anything "wrong" with autoerotic axphixiation

then you obviously haven't met him yet.

or you have, and you're just more fucked up than previously imagined.

8)

This is the second time in the life of this board that I agree with you, Turd.
But let's not worry about yERMOM. Natural selection will play itself out.
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: LMNO on September 08, 2005, 03:58:37 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.Just like I don't think there's anything "wrong" with autoerotic axphixiation

then you obviously haven't met him yet.

or you have, and you're just more fucked up than previously imagined.

8)

::girly squeal::


Oh... wait.  My new "responibilities" prevent me from posting more gay rape slash.  Dammit...
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 08, 2005, 04:04:46 PM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: East Coast Hustle
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.Just like I don't think there's anything "wrong" with autoerotic axphixiation

then you obviously haven't met him yet.

or you have, and you're just more fucked up than previously imagined.

8)

::girly squeal::


Oh... wait.  My new "responibilities" prevent me from posting more gay rape slash.  Dammit...

Yeah. No one wanted to see that stuff anyway.
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: LMNO on September 08, 2005, 04:12:40 PM
Hoshiko claimed to have enjoyed it...
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 08, 2005, 04:56:01 PM
Quote from: LMNOHoshiko claimed to have enjoyed it...

See?

That proves my point.
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: LMNO on September 08, 2005, 04:56:47 PM
Oh, that was just harsh.
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: ..y.E.R.M.O.M. on September 08, 2005, 04:57:42 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.Just like I don't think there's anything "wrong" with autoerotic axphixiation

then you obviously haven't met him yet.

or you have, and you're just more fucked up than previously imagined.

8)
The second part.


By the way I meant it about B.v.H. being funny. He may not even be a Dobbs head loving yetti.



Also I found it its asphyxiation............I think.
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: gnimbley on September 08, 2005, 04:59:07 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: LMNOHoshiko claimed to have enjoyed it...

See?

That proves my point.

Pint? What pint?

Er, I mean...

Point? What point? You had a point?
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 08, 2005, 05:21:00 PM
Quote from: gnimbley
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: LMNOHoshiko claimed to have enjoyed it...

See?

That proves my point.

Pint? What pint?

Er, I mean...

Point? What point? You had a point?

Damn. Gnimbley called me on it in two seconds flat.

I can't have any pints until tonight.  :evil:

But, I do need to do something at the moment...

<runs away before Hoshiko arrives>
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: ..y.E.R.M.O.M. on September 08, 2005, 05:29:13 PM
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellA "Discordian" who's just admitted to beastiality is telling me how to live my life  :D
I'm not telling you how to run your life. It's just well, hampsters are expensive after a while. and I tell you that goat was asking for it with her eyes you know?


STAMP OUT BOB :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 08, 2005, 05:32:16 PM
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellA "Discordian" who's just admitted to beastiality is telling me how to live my life  :D
I'm not telling you how to run your life. It's just well, hampsters are expensive after a while. and I tell you that goat was asking for it with her eyes you know?


STAMP OUT BOB :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

Whoa!

Sounds like what any abuser says.
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: hooplala on September 08, 2005, 06:11:52 PM
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.By the way I meant it about B.v.H. being funny. He may not even be a Dobbs head loving yetti.

I'm so fucking funny I'm positively goofy!

(http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/1825/goofy11xg.jpg)
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 09, 2005, 12:58:10 AM
Quote from: LMNOHoshiko claimed to have enjoyed it...
i enjoyed it too. if we ever plan to meet irl, remind me to pack my sword, buy a couple guns, and a good bouie knife. because you'er sucha  lovable guy.  :P
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: ..y.E.R.M.O.M. on September 09, 2005, 05:23:22 AM
Quote from: Horab Fibslager
Quote from: LMNOHoshiko claimed to have enjoyed it...
i enjoyed it too. if we ever plan to meet irl, remind me to pack my sword, buy a couple guns, and a good bouie knife. because you'er sucha  lovable guy.  :P
Can I make the pop corn?






STAMP OUT BOB :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 09, 2005, 05:27:23 AM
why, wiouldn't kill him until he tried to make out with me. geez.

<-- isn't homphobic, but no means no damnit.
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2005, 05:33:24 AM
Quote from: Horab Fibslagerwhy, wiouldn't kill him until he tried to make out with me. geez.

<-- isn't homphobic, but no means no damnit.

Is THAT all it takes to get killed around here?
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: ..y.E.R.M.O.M. on September 09, 2005, 05:35:05 AM
Quote from: Horab Fibslagerwhy, wiouldn't kill him until he tried to make out with me. geez.

<-- isn't homphobic, but no means no damnit.
Righty oh!





STAMP OUT BOB :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2005, 05:36:53 AM
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.
Quote from: Horab Fibslagerwhy, wiouldn't kill him until he tried to make out with me. geez.

<-- isn't homphobic, but no means no damnit.
Righty oh!





STAMP OUT BOB :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

By the way... -100 pts for using the word "glorps" in your sig, bobbie.
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: ..y.E.R.M.O.M. on September 09, 2005, 05:39:41 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerBy the way... -100 pts for using the word "glorps" in your sig, bobbie.
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 09, 2005, 05:40:49 AM
sigh
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2005, 05:40:57 AM
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerBy the way... -100 pts for using the word "glorps" in your sig, bobbie.
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!

"Pinks" at least has a real meaning (swiped from Black slang in the 60s).

"Glorps" = One of Stang's lesser efforts.
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 09, 2005, 05:54:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Horab Fibslagerwhy, wiouldn't kill him until he tried to make out with me. geez.

<-- isn't homphobic, but no means no damnit.

Is THAT all it takes to get killed around here?

well not so much killed as maimed. :P
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2005, 05:55:35 AM
Quote from: Horab Fibslager
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Horab Fibslagerwhy, wiouldn't kill him until he tried to make out with me. geez.

<-- isn't homphobic, but no means no damnit.

Is THAT all it takes to get killed around here?

well not so much killed as maimed. :P

Dang.  I can get that anywhere.
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: ..y.E.R.M.O.M. on September 09, 2005, 08:32:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerBy the way... -100 pts for using the word "glorps" in your sig, bobbie.
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!

"Pinks" at least has a real meaning (swiped from Black slang in the 60s).

"Glorps" = One of Stang's lesser efforts.
Well, I guess you busted me there.  I thought for a few seconds about just changing "glorps" to "grey face" but thats just stupid.  Also I could refer to the Pentabarf or contradictions being nothing for a Discordian, but thats equally stupid.  I guess I have to find a new thread.

Maybe something with ammonium nitrate and diesel fuel,  or should I use nitric cid and cotton?  We'll see later I guess.


HAIL YES! :oops:
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2005, 12:58:46 AM
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerBy the way... -100 pts for using the word "glorps" in your sig, bobbie.
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!

"Pinks" at least has a real meaning (swiped from Black slang in the 60s).

"Glorps" = One of Stang's lesser efforts.
Well, I guess you busted me there.  I thought for a few seconds about just changing "glorps" to "grey face" but thats just stupid.  Also I could refer to the Pentabarf or contradictions being nothing for a Discordian, but thats equally stupid.  I guess I have to find a new thread.

Maybe something with ammonium nitrate and diesel fuel,  or should I use nitric cid and cotton?  We'll see later I guess.


HAIL YES! :oops:

Maybe you should do something about that jargon problem?
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on September 10, 2005, 01:24:12 AM
Quote from: TGRRMaybe you should do something about that jargon problem?
Shush, he's suffering from Postmoderniasis.  Don't mock his pain!
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2005, 01:27:58 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God
Quote from: TGRRMaybe you should do something about that jargon problem?
Shush, he's suffering from Postmoderniasis.  Don't mock his pain!

But that's my job.
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on September 10, 2005, 01:31:13 AM
Woops, sorry, forgot.


Sorry!
Title: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 12, 2005, 10:46:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Horab Fibslagerwhy, wiouldn't kill him until he tried to make out with me. geez.

<-- isn't homphobic, but no means no damnit.

Is THAT all it takes to get killed around here?

Even less.
Title: Re: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: Cain on January 08, 2009, 03:09:09 PM
Bump
Title: Re: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: Manabu on January 08, 2009, 03:41:25 PM
Bob Dole likes to hear Bob Dole talk about Bob Dole

BOB DOLE!
Title: Re: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: hooplala on January 08, 2009, 03:59:26 PM
Quote from: BAWHEED on September 07, 2005, 07:28:42 PM
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.See? I told you this is a bunch of "groupthink clusterfuck nerdism"
:?:  :?:  :?: Why do you think being mean is going stop me :?:  :?:  :?:
realy I'm laughing my ASS OFF :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

Dude,

Calm the fuck down.

Or don't, what do I care . . . But if you expect anyone to read your shit you're gonna have to put more effort into making it interesting.  There's nothing wrong with nonsense - I happen to LOVE nonsense, but it still has to be INTERESTING nonsense.

Pure gibberish tends to make me zone out after a while.  I've never gotten all the way through a single William S. Burroughs book yet . . . to me, it's boring nonsense.  On the other hand, Daniil Kharms is magnificent.

This is all my opinion, of course.


Strange.

I don't remember making any of the responses I made in this thread, and more than that, in the above quote of my own post, I reference someone who I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THEY ARE... I just googled the name and it STILL doesn't ring a bell... I must have really been talking out my arse here...
Title: Re: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: LMNO on January 08, 2009, 04:04:16 PM
Perhaps you wanted to send the guy on a snipe hunt?
Title: Re: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: hooplala on January 08, 2009, 04:09:25 PM
Yes, let's say that...   
Title: Re: groupthink clusterfuck nerdism
Post by: Jenne on January 08, 2009, 04:15:09 PM
Still and all, part of what makes this place great is the adherence to the "carrot and stick" policy--it's not all one or the other.  Though sometimes more than one or the other.