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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2005, 09:34:48 PM

Title: Rev Roger Rant #3: Why I killed Paul McCartney
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2005, 09:34:48 PM
Blarg!
Title: Rev Roger Rant #3: Why I killed Paul McCartney
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 10, 2005, 11:16:32 PM
not only do I think that the REAL Paul McCartney would do a duet with Jacko, I think he would have considered it a brilliant artistic decision.

8)
Title: Rev Roger Rant #3: Why I killed Paul McCartney
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2005, 11:48:18 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustlenot only do I think that the REAL Paul McCartney would do a duet with Jacko, I think he would have considered it a brilliant artistic decision.

8)

You've confused Paul with Yoko.

The REAL Paul would have kicked Jacko's skinny ass.
Title: Rev Roger Rant #3: Why I killed Paul McCartney
Post by: Mangrove on September 10, 2005, 11:59:58 PM
Is it real Paul or fake Paul that got certain Beatle songs re-credited inspite of his agreement with Lennon to label them all 'Lennon-McCartney?'

I think the real Paul is marshmellow on the outside, utter bastard on the inside, inspite of his mythology of being 'the cute Beatle'. (and yes ECH, I know you think all four of them sucked...but still...lol...)
Title: Rev Roger Rant #3: Why I killed Paul McCartney
Post by: Bella on September 11, 2005, 12:01:10 AM
I always liked George the best.
Title: Rev Roger Rant #3: Why I killed Paul McCartney
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2005, 12:06:40 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI always liked George the best.

Heh...what will you say when he takes part in whatever hideous scheme Jeff has him involved in?

There'll be no Hari Krishna chanting THEN, let me assure you.
Title: Rev Roger Rant #3: Why I killed Paul McCartney
Post by: Bella on September 11, 2005, 12:11:25 AM
Noooooooo! Not George!!

Can I have his sitar?
Title: Rev Roger Rant #3: Why I killed Paul McCartney
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2005, 12:22:33 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomNoooooooo! Not George!!

Can I have his sitar?

Yes, George.  The day of the "Dead" Rockstars is coming.

(Yes, Richard Nixon was a rocker...he was actually Karen Carpenter, until "the incident")

You may as well have the sitar...enjoy it while you can.
Title: Rev Roger Rant #3: Why I killed Paul McCartney
Post by: Bella on September 11, 2005, 12:25:34 AM
I read a short story about a couple who get lost and end up in a valley occupied by all the dead rock stars. They hold them prisoner, cuz every night is show night. And every star needs an audience. Rock and roll hell.
Title: Rev Roger Rant #3: Why I killed Paul McCartney
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2005, 12:36:25 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI read a short story about a couple who get lost and end up in a valley occupied by all the dead rock stars. They hold them prisoner, cuz every night is show night. And every star needs an audience. Rock and roll hell.

Stephen King, "If there's a Rock & Roll Heaven (You know they have a hell of a band)"

But the fact is, none of these rockers are dead.

They are simply working for Jeff the Evil Midget.
Title: Rev Roger Rant #3: Why I killed Paul McCartney
Post by: Bella on September 11, 2005, 12:43:43 AM
That's it! I coudln't remember who wrote it or the name of it, but that's the one.
Creepy story about a creepy place. Is there no end to Jeff's evilness?


I hope not. Evil is my business, after all.
Title: Rev Roger Rant #3: Why I killed Paul McCartney
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2005, 12:48:47 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThat's it! I coudln't remember who wrote it or the name of it, but that's the one.
Creepy story about a creepy place. Is there no end to Jeff's evilness?


I hope not. Evil is my business, after all.

Jeff is the reason people hate circus midgets.

And the Evil that Jeff has planned is probably not sanctioned by Bella's Assassins Guild(tm).
Title: Rev Roger Rant #3: Why I killed Paul McCartney
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 11, 2005, 01:45:37 AM
you'd just better hope he doesn't find enough free time to turn his attention towards YOU.

or did you not think there would be repercussions for the ignition of certain short, not-meant-to-be-flammable, circus-dwelling things?

8)
Title: Rev Roger Rant #3: Why I killed Paul McCartney
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2005, 01:52:19 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustleyou'd just better hope he doesn't find enough free time to turn his attention towards YOU.

or did you not think there would be repercussions for the ignition of certain short, not-meant-to-be-flammable, circus-dwelling things?

8)

I maintain that the midget was on fire when I got there.

TGRR,
That's his story, and he's sticking to it.
Title: Rev Roger Rant #3: Why I killed Paul McCartney
Post by: Donkeyotay on September 11, 2005, 04:25:01 AM
TGGR...Does Jeff recruit rappers for his evil deeds? This wold explain Tupak's death as well! Does Jeff's evil plan have something to do with selling posthumous albums of said Rock stars?
Title: Rev Roger Rant #3: Why I killed Paul McCartney
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2005, 04:35:02 AM
Quote from: DonkeyotayTGGR...Does Jeff recruit rappers for his evil deeds?

What a hideous notion...probably.